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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
Cobalt school
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
hairraiser national security agency
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
Cobalt school
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
Chest-beating vibrant resort
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
Cracking Aqua New Version
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
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talking locus
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infuriating racy site mediation
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
hairraiser national security agency
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
Cobalt school
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
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  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
Cobalt school
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
Deep orchestra pit kitty cat
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
Cobalt school
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
Khaki hospital
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
Cobalt school
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
Motley tank
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
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infuriating racy site mediation
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maintaining average weight is the secret to life
Motley tank
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
bearded bat-shit-crazy address toaster
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
Cobalt school
  06/06/25
Damn
bearded bat-shit-crazy address toaster
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
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not including tip
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I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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he can pay in installments using klarna
stimulating ratface
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He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
adventurous generalized bond
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
multi-colored newt
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
Cobalt school
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
multi-colored newt
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
Cobalt school
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
Khaki hospital
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
multi-colored newt
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
infuriating racy site mediation
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
Cobalt school
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
Motley tank
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
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beta razzmatazz goal in life gas station
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
Motley tank
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
comical disrespectful rehab
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
boyish house alpha
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talking locus
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
sticky quadroon church
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
Cobalt school
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
sticky quadroon church
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
Vigorous Unhinged Cruise Ship
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Cobalt school
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
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  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
Mint coffee pot
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
Exciting confused feces
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
razzle-dazzle up-to-no-good market shitlib
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
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  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
pearly stage
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
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  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Cobalt school

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: hairraiser national security agency

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Cobalt school

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Chest-beating vibrant resort

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Cracking Aqua New Version

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Talented puce theater headpube

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: talking locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48993016)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: infuriating racy site mediation



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: hairraiser national security agency

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Cobalt school

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: learning disabled buck-toothed casino candlestick maker

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Cobalt school

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Deep orchestra pit kitty cat

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Cobalt school

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Khaki hospital

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Cobalt school

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Motley tank

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: learning disabled buck-toothed casino candlestick maker

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: infuriating racy site mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991843)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Motley tank

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: bearded bat-shit-crazy address toaster

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Cobalt school

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: bearded bat-shit-crazy address toaster

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: infuriating racy site mediation

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Motley tank

not including tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991855)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: titillating pistol milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991861)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Khaki hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991868)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: sticky quadroon church



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Talented puce theater headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992342)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: house-broken translucent step-uncle's house useless brakes

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: hairraiser national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991909)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Khaki hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991914)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: learning disabled buck-toothed casino candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991939)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: sticky quadroon church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991962)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: judgmental regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991985)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Mint coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991991)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Chest-beating vibrant resort



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Cracking Aqua New Version



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Diverse university boiling water



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: bonkers azn sneaky criminal



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle up-to-no-good market shitlib



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Exciting confused feces



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: alcoholic nudist sanctuary



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: adventurous generalized bond



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: High-end Arousing Institution Dog Poop



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: impressive windowlicker heaven

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48994925)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: amber pea-brained rigor



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Khaki hospital



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: stimulating ratface

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: adventurous generalized bond

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: multi-colored newt

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Cobalt school

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: multi-colored newt

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Cobalt school

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Khaki hospital

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: multi-colored newt

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: infuriating racy site mediation

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Cobalt school

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Motley tank

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle up-to-no-good market shitlib

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: beta razzmatazz goal in life gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992340)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Motley tank

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: comical disrespectful rehab

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: boyish house alpha

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: talking locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48993019)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: sticky quadroon church

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Cobalt school

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: sticky quadroon church

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Vigorous Unhinged Cruise Ship

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Cobalt school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992207)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Diverse university boiling water

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Mint coffee pot

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Exciting confused feces

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle up-to-no-good market shitlib

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: medicated genital piercing cuckold

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: pearly stage

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: house-broken translucent step-uncle's house useless brakes

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: laughsome umber base indirect expression

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Cobalt school

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48994921)