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Not only has he lied about being a D1 hockey enforcer and pr...
Electric Patrolman Multi-billionaire
  06/17/25
Bumping to bookmark. Would be 180 if he got outed.
transparent water buffalo ratface
  06/17/25
Links?
Gay big native weed whacker
  06/17/25
Its very well documented in the Mueller Files
transparent water buffalo ratface
  06/17/25
Link?
Gay big native weed whacker
  06/17/25
Just google the Mueller file bro. Also please screenshot the...
transparent water buffalo ratface
  06/17/25
Some of these are wishful thinking by his haters imo
appetizing onyx mother liquid oxygen
  06/17/25
They forgot that I went to Michigan State and I’m a HU...
Gay big native weed whacker
  06/17/25
And you're bald and ride a bicycle everywhere!
Floppy hyperventilating chapel lettuce
  06/18/25
These are all FACTS beez himself posted more than once
sapphire turdskin useless brakes
  06/18/25
I saw all of them in real time except the one about raising ...
overrated bonkers wrinkle feces
  06/18/25
Oh he’s posted about his mud partner and her kid a bun...
sapphire turdskin useless brakes
  06/18/25
LOLOLOL
overrated bonkers wrinkle feces
  06/18/25
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Electric Patrolman Multi-billionaire
  08/14/25
You forgot the links
Pearly Beady-eyed Plaza
  06/17/25
You could have posted this from your sudo, but thanks for ou...
transparent water buffalo ratface
  06/17/25
How is any of this embarrassing in any way?
trip metal kitchen mexican
  06/17/25
(Outed as a shortmo)
transparent water buffalo ratface
  06/17/25
great thread, would read again
overrated bonkers wrinkle feces
  06/18/25
Not only has he lied about being a D1 hockey enforcer and pr...
Electric Patrolman Multi-billionaire
  08/01/25
Lol cons It's just a coincidence that he started pretending ...
vengeful cheese-eating business firm
  08/01/25
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Gay big native weed whacker
  08/01/25
His name is Nathaniel he's 5'6"
lilac arousing house legend
  08/01/25
that's a gookjew name! fucking faggot
fragrant shaky university macaca
  08/01/25
He's half Jewish and half gook
lilac arousing house legend
  08/01/25
And I went to Michigan state and am a huge red wings fan!
Gay big native weed whacker
  08/01/25
How many bicycles do you own?
lilac arousing house legend
  08/01/25
lol more than is reasonable. I guess now like 5 and a half g...
Gay big native weed whacker
  08/01/25
Not only has he lied about being a D1 hockey enforcer and pr...
Electric Patrolman Multi-billionaire
  08/01/25
Not only has he lied about being a D1 hockey enforcer and pr...
Electric Patrolman Multi-billionaire
  08/01/25
LOL this wildly insane liar has now crafted a whole new stor...
sapphire turdskin useless brakes
  08/14/25
lmao
overrated bonkers wrinkle feces
  08/14/25
WILD he went from TTTT--->SHITLAW to t14--->v10! On to...
sapphire turdskin useless brakes
  08/14/25
guys at my HS NBD
overrated bonkers wrinkle feces
  08/14/25
Don't forget the 180 relationship with his wife that didn't ...
vengeful cheese-eating business firm
  08/14/25
and his "not trashy wife with no divorces" who is ...
sapphire turdskin useless brakes
  08/14/25
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Gay big native weed whacker
  08/14/25
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Gay big native weed whacker
  08/14/25
LOL
overrated bonkers wrinkle feces
  08/14/25
elevated my family line from lower middle class to upper mid...
blathering awkward dilemma
  08/14/25
...
Gay big native weed whacker
  08/14/25
LOL
Electric Patrolman Multi-billionaire
  08/14/25
Insane how mentally ill this guy is lmao
vengeful cheese-eating business firm
  08/14/25
Absolutely wild. He has to be one of the biggest losers in X...
sapphire turdskin useless brakes
  08/14/25
...
Gay big native weed whacker
  08/14/25
Whats funny is he used to post all this mentally ill shit as...
vengeful cheese-eating business firm
  08/14/25
What an absolutely pathetic guy. His life is a sad, sad joke...
sapphire turdskin useless brakes
  08/14/25
I'm modestly confident he works in a call center somewhere i...
overrated bonkers wrinkle feces
  08/14/25
He never could keep all his stories straight. I fondly remem...
vengeful cheese-eating business firm
  08/14/25
LMAO
sapphire turdskin useless brakes
  08/14/25
...
Electric Patrolman Multi-billionaire
  08/14/25
Lmao yeah! And he raises a black son! These are all very tru...
Gay big native weed whacker
  08/14/25
Yes you are a huge loser. Tell us about the time you won the...
sapphire turdskin useless brakes
  08/14/25
Oh are you denying this now? Lets get you On The Record. ...
vengeful cheese-eating business firm
  08/14/25
Yes. No. No. No, it was Spanish Peaks Mountain Club (get you...
Gay big native weed whacker
  08/14/25
Loads of 5’4” QBs makes sense
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Date: June 17th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Electric Patrolman Multi-billionaire

Not only has he lied about being a D1 hockey enforcer and pretended he made some $ in crypto, Obeezy has also admitted:

- he is extremely short (5’4” or so)

- he is objectively ugly

- he went to a true TTTT law school

- he had a low paying unprestigious law job

- his “partner” that he never married is some sort of squat Mayan

- he is raising HER kid she had with a black guy

- he drove his ex gf to suicide with his rancid personality

- said exgf refused to have sex with him for years and was a mousy azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49023815)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: transparent water buffalo ratface

Bumping to bookmark. Would be 180 if he got outed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49023834)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Gay big native weed whacker

Links?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49023846)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: transparent water buffalo ratface

Its very well documented in the Mueller Files

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49023849)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Gay big native weed whacker

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49023857)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: transparent water buffalo ratface

Just google the Mueller file bro. Also please screenshot the results.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49024118)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: appetizing onyx mother liquid oxygen

Some of these are wishful thinking by his haters imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49023848)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Gay big native weed whacker

They forgot that I went to Michigan State and I’m a HUGE red wings fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49023861)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 6:32 AM
Author: Floppy hyperventilating chapel lettuce

And you're bald and ride a bicycle everywhere!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49027590)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 7:18 AM
Author: sapphire turdskin useless brakes

These are all FACTS beez himself posted more than once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49027631)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 7:21 AM
Author: overrated bonkers wrinkle feces

I saw all of them in real time except the one about raising her half-negro child LOL JUST LOL JUST LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49027635)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: sapphire turdskin useless brakes

Oh he’s posted about his mud partner and her kid a bunch now denies it after the fact. Sick, midget liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49027650)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 7:25 AM
Author: overrated bonkers wrinkle feces

LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49027653)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: Electric Patrolman Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184358)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Pearly Beady-eyed Plaza

You forgot the links

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49023863)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: transparent water buffalo ratface

You could have posted this from your sudo, but thanks for outing one of your quotemos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49024134)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: trip metal kitchen mexican

How is any of this embarrassing in any way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49024153)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: transparent water buffalo ratface

(Outed as a shortmo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49024158)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 7:14 AM
Author: overrated bonkers wrinkle feces

great thread, would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49027623)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Electric Patrolman Multi-billionaire

Not only has he lied about being a D1 hockey enforcer and pretended he made some $ in crypto, Obeezy has also admitted:

- he is extremely short (5’4” or so)

- he is objectively ugly

- he went to a true TTTT law school

- he had a low paying unprestigious law job

- his “partner” that he never married is some sort of squat Mayan

- he is raising HER kid she had with a black guy

- he drove his ex gf to suicide with his rancid personality

- said exgf refused to have sex with him for years and was a mousy azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49148126)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: vengeful cheese-eating business firm

Lol cons It's just a coincidence that he started pretending to be a rich crypto "investor" after people mocked the unfinished garage living space he posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49148132)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Gay big native weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49148135)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: lilac arousing house legend

His name is Nathaniel he's 5'6"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49148138)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: fragrant shaky university macaca

that's a gookjew name! fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49148145)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: lilac arousing house legend

He's half Jewish and half gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49148147)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Gay big native weed whacker

And I went to Michigan state and am a huge red wings fan!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49148152)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: lilac arousing house legend

How many bicycles do you own?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49148154)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Gay big native weed whacker

lol more than is reasonable. I guess now like 5 and a half given one has been cannibalized for parts. It’s just such a unique frame it’s hard for me to give it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49148164)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Electric Patrolman Multi-billionaire

Not only has he lied about being a D1 hockey enforcer and pretended he made some $ in crypto, Obeezy has also admitted:

- he is extremely short (5’4” or so)

- he is objectively ugly

- he went to a true TTTT law school

- he had a low paying unprestigious law job

- his “partner” that he never married is some sort of squat Mayan

- he is raising HER kid she had with a black guy

- he drove his ex gf to suicide with his rancid personality

- said exgf refused to have sex with him for years and was a mousy azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49148169)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Electric Patrolman Multi-billionaire

Not only has he lied about being a D1 hockey enforcer and pretended he made some $ in crypto, Obeezy has also admitted:

- he is extremely short (5’4” or so)

- he is objectively ugly

- he went to a true TTTT law school

- he had a low paying unprestigious law job

- his “partner” that he never married is some sort of squat Mayan

- he is raising HER kid she had with a black guy

- he drove his ex gf to suicide with his rancid personality

- said exgf refused to have sex with him for years and was a mousy azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49148159)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: sapphire turdskin useless brakes

LOL this wildly insane liar has now crafted a whole new story!

Date: August 14th, 2025 10:43 AM

Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne

Sure! Two sport NCAA athlete, graduated T14 with honors, V10, significantly elevated my family line from lower middle class to upper middle class, healthy relationship with my beautiful wife (no trashy divorces for me) and kids, great relationship with my bro, live off money I earned instead of leaching off others, speak two language, and have a really cool dog.

If you ask nicely I can help you become nearly as successful as me. A lot of these things are out of reach for you but if you worked really hard you could maybe get a few under your ample belt. Probably not the quality relationships with a wife and a brother though (lmao that ship has sailed for you chubs - you really should have picked a better first wife and been there for your brother instead of abandoning him).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184271)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: overrated bonkers wrinkle feces

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184283)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: sapphire turdskin useless brakes

WILD he went from TTTT--->SHITLAW to t14--->v10! On top of that he now was not only a 5'4'' HOCKEY ENFORCER but played a SECOND D1 varsity sport! Who does this fucking freak think he is fooling with this made up new story after decades on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184304)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: overrated bonkers wrinkle feces

guys at my HS NBD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184327)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: vengeful cheese-eating business firm

Don't forget the 180 relationship with his wife that didn't mind his "latina spinner side piece". We could all learn a lot from obeezy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184342)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: sapphire turdskin useless brakes

and his "not trashy wife with no divorces" who is some sort of brown mystery meat who had a kid out of wedlock. Also "his" kid is that kid she brought into their relationship, LMAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184356)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Gay big native weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184366)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Gay big native weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184365)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: overrated bonkers wrinkle feces

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184381)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: blathering awkward dilemma

elevated my family line from lower middle class to upper middle class tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184286)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Gay big native weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184367)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Electric Patrolman Multi-billionaire

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184317)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:09 AM
Author: vengeful cheese-eating business firm

Insane how mentally ill this guy is lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184339)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: sapphire turdskin useless brakes

Absolutely wild. He has to be one of the biggest losers in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184359)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Gay big native weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184368)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: vengeful cheese-eating business firm

Whats funny is he used to post all this mentally ill shit as an anonymous boring shitlib pumo and got baited into posting these tall tales when people pointed out things he is insecure about. His latest larp posing as a retired man of considerable means is because he got mocked for the nasty prole unfinished garage living space he posted pics of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184378)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: sapphire turdskin useless brakes

What an absolutely pathetic guy. His life is a sad, sad joke. It explains why he's so mad...well that and being a legal midget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184383)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: overrated bonkers wrinkle feces

I'm modestly confident he works in a call center somewhere in the middle of nowhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184388)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: vengeful cheese-eating business firm

He never could keep all his stories straight. I fondly remember his arc of being a normal height guy always implying he was ex military (special forces of course) who spends his time fly fishing with his operator buddies who despite all that alpha male energy was backing Hillary to the Hilt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184394)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: sapphire turdskin useless brakes

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184408)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Electric Patrolman Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184415)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Gay big native weed whacker

Lmao yeah! And he raises a black son! These are all very true things he totally said haha crazy.

What a loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184522)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: sapphire turdskin useless brakes

Yes you are a huge loser. Tell us about the time you won the Heisman. If you’re going to be totally full of shit go for it my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184530)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: vengeful cheese-eating business firm

Oh are you denying this now? Lets get you On The Record.

Do you have special forces pals? Do you ever do some really chill flyfishing? Did you serve in the military? Did you get scouted to join an NFL team after a team owner saw your arm talent as you were skipping rocks at the yellowstone club?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184543)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Gay big native weed whacker

Yes. No. No. No, it was Spanish Peaks Mountain Club (get your facts straight chump).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184612)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: sapphire turdskin useless brakes

Loads of 5’4” QBs makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184639)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: overrated bonkers wrinkle feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184385)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Gay big native weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184523)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Gay big native weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184370)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:12 AM
Author: Gay big native weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49184355)



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Date: August 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: sapphire turdskin useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49215743)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: daniel gay luis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49228330)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49233512)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: daniel gay luis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739165&forum_id=2Elisa#49241199)