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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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High-end rigpig
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
coral locus nibblets
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Know-it-all lay national security agency
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Vigorous topaz boltzmann temple
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Saffron coldplay fan casino
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
marvelous national
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Peach useless stead windowlicker
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
irradiated ocher principal's office sound barrier
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Floppy Obsidian Marketing Idea
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
High-end rigpig
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
magenta office mexican
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
walnut den genital piercing
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
pungent insecure range boistinker
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
High-end rigpig
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
jade indian lodge
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Aggressive adventurous mad cow disease corner
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Indigo heaven
  06/30/25
cr
High-end rigpig
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
magenta office mexican
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Claret Boyish Trust Fund
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
jade indian lodge
  06/30/25
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Cheese-eating indecent elastic band love of her life
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
pungent insecure range boistinker
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Indigo heaven
  06/30/25
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Nighttime legend
  07/01/25
*bussy
Talented ladyboy doctorate
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Peach useless stead windowlicker
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
cream crackhouse
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Burgundy big-titted cruise ship
  06/30/25
fuck
pungent insecure range boistinker
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
cream crackhouse
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
coral locus nibblets
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
pungent insecure range boistinker
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Claret Boyish Trust Fund
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
High-end rigpig
  06/30/25
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pearl home
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
stimulating lemon area dragon
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
frisky passionate location
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Bespoke Nursing Home Brethren
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
High-end rigpig
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
frisky passionate location
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Cheese-eating indecent elastic band love of her life
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
frisky passionate location
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Lilac Embarrassed To The Bone Roommate Plaza
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
High-end rigpig
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Hyperactive whorehouse
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Avocado Really Tough Guy Party Of The First Part
  06/30/25
tcr
Cheese-eating indecent elastic band love of her life
  07/01/25
just jump
Contagious site
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
High-end rigpig
  06/30/25
...
motley stage toilet seat
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Azure odious juggernaut crotch
  06/30/25
wow
High-end rigpig
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Shaky Canary Persian Newt
  06/30/25
JFC man
High-end rigpig
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Floppy Obsidian Marketing Idea
  06/30/25
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Contagious site
  06/30/25
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pungent insecure range boistinker
  06/30/25
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jade indian lodge
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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Hairraiser gaping
  06/30/25
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Hyperactive whorehouse
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Avocado Really Tough Guy Party Of The First Part
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
stimulating lemon area dragon
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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Nighttime legend
  07/01/25
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Maniacal friendly grandma
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Awkward crawly hairy legs abode
  07/01/25
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Unholy weed whacker
  07/01/25
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Vigorous topaz boltzmann temple
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
marvelous national
  06/30/25
bro
High-end rigpig
  06/30/25
...
Avocado Really Tough Guy Party Of The First Part
  06/30/25
lol
Cheese-eating indecent elastic band love of her life
  07/01/25
...
Kink-friendly Deep Kitchen Filthpig
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
cerebral carnelian liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
jfc
High-end rigpig
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
magenta office mexican
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
lavender racy piazza
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Hairraiser gaping
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Cheese-eating indecent elastic band love of her life
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
cerebral carnelian liquid oxygen
  07/01/25
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Bespoke Nursing Home Brethren
  07/01/25
...
Hairraiser gaping
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Unholy weed whacker
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Cocky thriller ticket booth faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Claret Boyish Trust Fund
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
High-end rigpig
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
pungent insecure range boistinker
  06/30/25
...
High-end rigpig
  07/01/25
...
exciting tattoo
  07/01/25
lol
Cheese-eating indecent elastic band love of her life
  07/01/25
...
Contagious site
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
mint metal menage puppy
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Federal Hissy Fit
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Vibrant orange haunted graveyard alpha
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Twisted gay wizard lettuce
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
sick bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
exciting tattoo
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
massive institution
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
High-end rigpig
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Cheese-eating indecent elastic band love of her life
  07/01/25
...
High-end rigpig
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Nighttime legend
  07/01/25
😟
Splenetic slate rehab rigor
  07/01/25
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Charcoal Razzmatazz School Cafeteria Background Story
  07/01/25
holy shit
High-end rigpig
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
exciting tattoo
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Concupiscible public bath
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Unholy weed whacker
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Peach useless stead windowlicker
  07/01/25
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High-end rigpig
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Unholy weed whacker
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Unholy weed whacker
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Azure odious juggernaut crotch
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Peach useless stead windowlicker
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
High-end rigpig
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
duck-like pale locale police squad
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Nighttime legend
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Translucent soul-stirring school
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
High-end rigpig
  07/06/25
...
Azure odious juggernaut crotch
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Chest-beating swollen fortuitous meteor property
  07/06/25
...
Hairraiser gaping
  07/06/25
lol
Cheese-eating indecent elastic band love of her life
  07/07/25
wow
High-end rigpig
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: High-end rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: coral locus nibblets

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Know-it-all lay national security agency

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Vigorous topaz boltzmann temple

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Saffron coldplay fan casino

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: marvelous national

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Peach useless stead windowlicker

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: irradiated ocher principal's office sound barrier

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Floppy Obsidian Marketing Idea

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: High-end rigpig

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: magenta office mexican

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: walnut den genital piercing

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: pungent insecure range boistinker

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: High-end rigpig

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: jade indian lodge

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Aggressive adventurous mad cow disease corner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Indigo heaven

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: High-end rigpig

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: magenta office mexican

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Claret Boyish Trust Fund

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: jade indian lodge

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Cheese-eating indecent elastic band love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: pungent insecure range boistinker

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Indigo heaven

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Nighttime legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Talented ladyboy doctorate

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Peach useless stead windowlicker

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: cream crackhouse

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Burgundy big-titted cruise ship

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: pungent insecure range boistinker

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: cream crackhouse

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: coral locus nibblets

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: pungent insecure range boistinker

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Claret Boyish Trust Fund

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: High-end rigpig

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: pearl home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: stimulating lemon area dragon

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: frisky passionate location

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Bespoke Nursing Home Brethren

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: High-end rigpig

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: frisky passionate location

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Cheese-eating indecent elastic band love of her life

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: frisky passionate location

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Lilac Embarrassed To The Bone Roommate Plaza

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: High-end rigpig

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Hyperactive whorehouse

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Avocado Really Tough Guy Party Of The First Part

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Cheese-eating indecent elastic band love of her life

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Contagious site

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: High-end rigpig

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: motley stage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Azure odious juggernaut crotch

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: High-end rigpig

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Shaky Canary Persian Newt

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: High-end rigpig

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Floppy Obsidian Marketing Idea

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Contagious site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: pungent insecure range boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: jade indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: lavender racy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Hyperactive whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Avocado Really Tough Guy Party Of The First Part

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: stimulating lemon area dragon

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Dead Mauve Partner Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Nighttime legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Maniacal friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Awkward crawly hairy legs abode

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Unholy weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Vigorous topaz boltzmann temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: marvelous national

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: High-end rigpig

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Avocado Really Tough Guy Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Cheese-eating indecent elastic band love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Deep Kitchen Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: cerebral carnelian liquid oxygen

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: High-end rigpig

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: magenta office mexican

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: lavender racy piazza

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser gaping

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Cheese-eating indecent elastic band love of her life

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: cerebral carnelian liquid oxygen

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Bespoke Nursing Home Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Unholy weed whacker

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Cocky thriller ticket booth faggot firefighter

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Claret Boyish Trust Fund

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: High-end rigpig

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: pungent insecure range boistinker

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: High-end rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: exciting tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Cheese-eating indecent elastic band love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Contagious site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: mint metal menage puppy

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Federal Hissy Fit

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Vibrant orange haunted graveyard alpha

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Twisted gay wizard lettuce

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: sick bawdyhouse

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: exciting tattoo

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: massive institution

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: High-end rigpig

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Cheese-eating indecent elastic band love of her life

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: High-end rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Nighttime legend

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Splenetic slate rehab rigor

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Charcoal Razzmatazz School Cafeteria Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: High-end rigpig

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: exciting tattoo

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible public bath

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Unholy weed whacker

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Peach useless stead windowlicker

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: High-end rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Unholy weed whacker

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Unholy weed whacker

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Azure odious juggernaut crotch

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Peach useless stead windowlicker

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: High-end rigpig

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: duck-like pale locale police squad

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Nighttime legend

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Translucent soul-stirring school

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: High-end rigpig

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Azure odious juggernaut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Chest-beating swollen fortuitous meteor property

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Hairraiser gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Cheese-eating indecent elastic band love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: High-end rigpig

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078889)