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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Hairless Shaky Bbw
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
brindle fiercely-loyal black woman
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Hairless Shaky Bbw
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
brindle fiercely-loyal black woman
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Hairless Shaky Bbw
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
onyx abnormal principal's office
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Hairless Shaky Bbw
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ultramarine theatre voyeur
  07/06/25
18000000000000
hateful crackhouse turdskin
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onyx abnormal principal's office
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Glassy Crusty Space Scourge Upon The Earth
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talented lay liquid oxygen
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
comical half-breed
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
brindle fiercely-loyal black woman
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
comical half-breed
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Hairless Shaky Bbw
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
comical half-breed
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
brindle fiercely-loyal black woman
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Hairless Shaky Bbw
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
comical half-breed
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
misunderstood zombie-like office circlehead
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
comical half-breed
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Submissive Nibblets Cruise Ship
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Adventurous spruce hall striped hyena
  07/06/25
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talented lay liquid oxygen
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
wonderful stead psychic
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
chest-beating gay wizard
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Mauve queen of the night garrison
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
apoplectic elite institution wrinkle
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
flirting double fault
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Hairless Shaky Bbw
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
misunderstood zombie-like office circlehead
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Hairless Shaky Bbw
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
flirting double fault
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
misunderstood zombie-like office circlehead
  07/07/25
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Dashing geriatric internal respiration
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
flirting double fault
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Mauve queen of the night garrison
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
misunderstood zombie-like office circlehead
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Dashing geriatric internal respiration
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
flirting double fault
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Dashing geriatric internal respiration
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
flirting double fault
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Dashing geriatric internal respiration
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
flirting double fault
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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wonderful stead psychic
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Dashing geriatric internal respiration
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Hairless Shaky Bbw
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Hairless Shaky Bbw
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Lake soul-stirring coffee pot
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
cracking vengeful native shitlib
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Hairless Shaky Bbw
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Swollen deranged market mental disorder
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Hairless Shaky Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: brindle fiercely-loyal black woman

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Hairless Shaky Bbw

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: brindle fiercely-loyal black woman

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Hairless Shaky Bbw

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: onyx abnormal principal's office

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Hairless Shaky Bbw

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: ultramarine theatre voyeur



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: hateful crackhouse turdskin

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: comical half-breed



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: onyx abnormal principal's office



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Glassy Crusty Space Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: wonderful stead psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: odious theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: apoplectic elite institution wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078357)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: transparent pungent brethren



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Dashing geriatric internal respiration



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Razzle Sanctuary



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Concupiscible Violent Ape Indian Lodge



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: cracking vengeful native shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed walnut range codepig



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: racy slate corn cake mother



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: talented lay liquid oxygen



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: comical half-breed

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: brindle fiercely-loyal black woman

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: comical half-breed

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Hairless Shaky Bbw

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: comical half-breed

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: brindle fiercely-loyal black woman

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Hairless Shaky Bbw

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: comical half-breed

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: misunderstood zombie-like office circlehead

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: comical half-breed

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Submissive Nibblets Cruise Ship

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Adventurous spruce hall striped hyena

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: talented lay liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: wonderful stead psychic

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: chest-beating gay wizard

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Mauve queen of the night garrison

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: apoplectic elite institution wrinkle

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: flirting double fault

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Hairless Shaky Bbw

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: misunderstood zombie-like office circlehead

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Hairless Shaky Bbw

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: flirting double fault

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: misunderstood zombie-like office circlehead

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Dashing geriatric internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: flirting double fault

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Mauve queen of the night garrison

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: misunderstood zombie-like office circlehead

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Dashing geriatric internal respiration

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: flirting double fault

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Dashing geriatric internal respiration

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: flirting double fault

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Dashing geriatric internal respiration

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: flirting double fault

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: flirting double fault

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: wonderful stead psychic



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Dashing geriatric internal respiration

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Hairless Shaky Bbw



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: bright bull headed telephone mad-dog skullcap

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: comical half-breed



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Dashing geriatric internal respiration



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Hairless Shaky Bbw



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring coffee pot

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: cracking vengeful native shitlib

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Hairless Shaky Bbw



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Swollen deranged market mental disorder

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099235)