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MEDICAL EMERGENCY: I have seeds in my poop. Didn't eat seeds.

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.
Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth
  09/20/14
Begs the question why are you looking at your poop
Pale Community Account Whorehouse
  09/20/14
When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I...
Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth
  09/20/14
(Oprah)
Pale Community Account Whorehouse
  09/20/14
Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular ...
Marvelous slap-happy brunch
  09/20/14
ok
Pale Community Account Whorehouse
  09/20/14
Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip u...
Marvelous slap-happy brunch
  09/20/14
you're scaring me.
Pale Community Account Whorehouse
  09/20/14
Good
Marvelous slap-happy brunch
  09/20/14
why don't you use full stops?
Pale Community Account Whorehouse
  09/20/14
Full stops?
Marvelous slap-happy brunch
  09/20/14
Periods you yank
Pale Community Account Whorehouse
  09/20/14
Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get o...
Marvelous slap-happy brunch
  09/20/14
hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe
Pale Community Account Whorehouse
  09/20/14
Will do. Thanks.
boyish naked chapel giraffe
  09/20/14
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Marvelous slap-happy brunch
  09/20/14
DESCRIBE the seeds
drab fragrant psychic
  09/20/14
They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size o...
Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth
  09/20/14
Maybe see a doctor
Pale Community Account Whorehouse
  09/20/14
I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.
Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth
  09/20/14
Plant the poop on upenn's campus
apoplectic flirting pocket flask halford
  09/20/14
those are worms/parasite shells, bro.
mauve trip base juggernaut
  09/20/14
What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.
Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth
  09/20/14
seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stoo...
Olive indecent point rigor
  09/20/14
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth
  09/20/14
Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need t...
overrated stage dragon
  09/20/14
...
sapphire hospital
  09/20/14
NO!!!!
Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth
  09/20/14
it's the only way brother
overrated stage dragon
  09/20/14
...
khaki theater stage goal in life
  09/20/14
those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm egg...
bistre old irish cottage
  09/20/14
...
Pale Community Account Whorehouse
  09/20/14
Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.
Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth
  09/20/14
Did you eat pork?
awkward keepsake machete wrinkle
  09/20/14
have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass? ...
bistre old irish cottage
  09/20/14
sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.
Mildly autistic alpha
  10/23/14
...
Cerebral cruise ship scourge upon the earth
  04/25/25
(Rudolph)
umber gas station lettuce
  09/20/14
ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon. enjoy.
aggressive genital piercing headpube
  09/20/14
Rudolph, You have a parasite. The "seeds" in yo...
charcoal depressive
  09/20/14
Rudolph's "seeds": http://www.miracleshihtzu.co...
charcoal depressive
  09/20/14
Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread
charcoal depressive
  09/20/14
Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.
Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth
  09/20/14
If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?
Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth
  09/20/14
I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is rela...
charcoal depressive
  09/20/14
Can they check you without a stool sample?
Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth
  09/20/14
I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape ...
charcoal depressive
  09/20/14
PAGING BENZO!
Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth
  09/20/14
thats pinworms tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look l...
bistre old irish cottage
  09/20/14
OUTTED as jezebel commenter: pocket_copterErin Gloria Ry...
cream business firm
  09/20/14
Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also hav...
Dashing cordovan pit mood
  09/20/14
...
Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth
  09/20/14
Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?
charcoal depressive
  10/14/14
I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.
Ultramarine vigorous hominid
  10/23/14
lol earl
Cerebral cruise ship scourge upon the earth
  06/10/24
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363240)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Pale Community Account Whorehouse

Begs the question why are you looking at your poop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363245)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth

When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I flush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363253)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Pale Community Account Whorehouse

(Oprah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363255)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Marvelous slap-happy brunch

Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular reasoning. Try to be more precise when you write

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363264)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Pale Community Account Whorehouse

ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Marvelous slap-happy brunch

Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363298)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Pale Community Account Whorehouse

you're scaring me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363302)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:14 PM
Author: Marvelous slap-happy brunch

Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363380)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Pale Community Account Whorehouse

why don't you use full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363385)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:17 PM
Author: Marvelous slap-happy brunch

Full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363393)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: Pale Community Account Whorehouse

Periods you yank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363422)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Marvelous slap-happy brunch

Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get off subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363470)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Pale Community Account Whorehouse

hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26365063)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: boyish naked chapel giraffe

Will do. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363306)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Marvelous slap-happy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363382)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: drab fragrant psychic

DESCRIBE the seeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363249)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth

They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size of watermelon seeds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363256)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Pale Community Account Whorehouse

Maybe see a doctor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363259)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth

I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363265)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: apoplectic flirting pocket flask halford

Plant the poop on upenn's campus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363250)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: mauve trip base juggernaut

those are worms/parasite shells, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363261)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth

What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363274)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Olive indecent point rigor

seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stool sample taken - he's right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363292)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363310)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: overrated stage dragon

Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need to put a sample of your poop into each cup, on consecutive days. It must be your first poop of the day.

Bring the samples back, and in a week or so you'll get a call from your doctor with the exact species of worm you have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363299)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: sapphire hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363303)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth

NO!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363308)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: overrated stage dragon

it's the only way brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363320)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: khaki theater stage goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363334)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: bistre old irish cottage

those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm eggs.

bravo on your TTT culinary exploits/shit eating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363407)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: Pale Community Account Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363423)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth

Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363429)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: awkward keepsake machete wrinkle

Did you eat pork?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363431)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: bistre old irish cottage

have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass?

what about wild fish or game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363436)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: Mildly autistic alpha

sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26573594)



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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Cerebral cruise ship scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#48879940)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: umber gas station lettuce

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26363446)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: aggressive genital piercing headpube

ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon.

enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26365072)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: charcoal depressive

Rudolph,

You have a parasite. The "seeds" in your poop aren't seeds, or tape worm eggs, but detached segments of a segmented worm. Give me a second, I'll find a picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26365084)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: charcoal depressive

Rudolph's "seeds":

http://www.miracleshihtzu.com/images/tapeworm.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26365104)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: charcoal depressive

Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26365114)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth

Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26365128)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth

If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26365130)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: charcoal depressive

I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is relatively easy once you've been properly diagnosed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26365175)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth

Can they check you without a stool sample?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26365184)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: charcoal depressive

I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape to your anus in the morning and seeing if it pulls any eggs off. That maybe pinworms though, I can't really remember.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26365222)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth

PAGING BENZO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26365229)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: bistre old irish cottage

thats pinworms

tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look like what op described

op need to get dewormed, post haste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26365286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: cream business firm

OUTTED as jezebel commenter:

pocket_copterErin Gloria Ryan

9/12/14 4:07pm

This just reminds me of that TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE STORY about the pumpkin seed poop from forever ago. Nothing will ever be gnarlier than that. Yeep.

http://jezebel.com/your-gnarliest-poop-stories-1634098754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26365085)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Dashing cordovan pit mood

Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also have leaves? Check and see if you're a plant pronto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26365262)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic elastic band ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26365267)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 8:01 PM
Author: charcoal depressive

Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26517033)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:37 PM
Author: Ultramarine vigorous hominid

I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#26573579)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: Cerebral cruise ship scourge upon the earth

lol earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#47734604)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Titillating jet piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#48608320)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Titillating jet piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#48608554)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Titillating jet piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#48608579)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Titillating jet piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#48608604)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Titillating jet piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#48770732)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Titillating jet piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#48770823)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Titillating jet piazza

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#48801318)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Titillating jet piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#48838439)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Shaky lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#48838544)



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Date: September 11th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#49255494)



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Date: September 11th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2Elisa#49255918)