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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Razzmatazz fuchsia associate
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
bat-shit-crazy internal respiration
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
big-titted candlestick maker parlour
  04/18/25
Cr.
canary fantasy-prone center puppy
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
wonderful chest-beating regret foreskin
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
jet bearded boistinker pit
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Razzmatazz fuchsia associate
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Electric Jewess Tattoo
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Topaz range
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Razzmatazz fuchsia associate
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
charismatic violet preventive strike shitlib
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Razzmatazz fuchsia associate
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
charismatic violet preventive strike shitlib
  04/18/25
...
Vermilion digit ratio school
  04/18/25
...
stimulating pink theater stage
  08/17/26
...
harsh talented location trust fund
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
irradiated brindle corner
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Up-to-no-good sickened boiling water
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Razzmatazz fuchsia associate
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Up-to-no-good sickened boiling water
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Vermilion digit ratio school
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Razzmatazz fuchsia associate
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Up-to-no-good sickened boiling water
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Razzmatazz fuchsia associate
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Up-to-no-good sickened boiling water
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Mustard Razzle-dazzle Market Sound Barrier
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Up-to-no-good sickened boiling water
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Vermilion digit ratio school
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Razzmatazz fuchsia associate
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Orchid Cheese-eating Skinny Woman Brunch
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Vermilion digit ratio school
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Orchid Cheese-eating Skinny Woman Brunch
  04/18/25
...
Balding naked hall
  08/17/26
...
Balding naked hall
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Gay Exciting Station
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Razzmatazz fuchsia associate
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Gay Exciting Station
  04/18/25
...
Bonkers Dun Pozpig
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Up-to-no-good sickened boiling water
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Razzmatazz fuchsia associate
  04/18/25
...
harsh talented location trust fund
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Shimmering Piazza Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Orchid Cheese-eating Skinny Woman Brunch
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Razzmatazz fuchsia associate
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Razzmatazz fuchsia associate
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Razzmatazz fuchsia associate
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
big-titted candlestick maker parlour
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Razzmatazz fuchsia associate
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Razzmatazz fuchsia associate
  08/17/26
...
Balding naked hall
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
charismatic violet preventive strike shitlib
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Razzmatazz fuchsia associate
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
charismatic violet preventive strike shitlib
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Razzmatazz fuchsia associate
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
charismatic violet preventive strike shitlib
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Razzmatazz fuchsia associate
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
big know-it-all garrison selfie
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Razzmatazz fuchsia associate
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
big know-it-all garrison selfie
  08/17/26
...
fragrant confused pocket flask
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Gay Exciting Station
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Razzmatazz fuchsia associate
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Gay Exciting Station
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
wonderful chest-beating regret foreskin
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Razzmatazz fuchsia associate
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia associate

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy internal respiration

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: big-titted candlestick maker parlour

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: canary fantasy-prone center puppy

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: wonderful chest-beating regret foreskin

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: jet bearded boistinker pit

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia associate

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Electric Jewess Tattoo

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Topaz range

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia associate

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: charismatic violet preventive strike shitlib

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia associate

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: charismatic violet preventive strike shitlib

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Vermilion digit ratio school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: stimulating pink theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: harsh talented location trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: irradiated brindle corner

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good sickened boiling water

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia associate

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good sickened boiling water

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Vermilion digit ratio school

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia associate

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good sickened boiling water

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia associate

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good sickened boiling water

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Mustard Razzle-dazzle Market Sound Barrier

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good sickened boiling water

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Vermilion digit ratio school

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia associate

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Orchid Cheese-eating Skinny Woman Brunch

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Vermilion digit ratio school

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Orchid Cheese-eating Skinny Woman Brunch

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Balding naked hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Balding naked hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Gay Exciting Station

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia associate

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Gay Exciting Station

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Bonkers Dun Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good sickened boiling water

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia associate

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: harsh talented location trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Shimmering Piazza Twinkling Uncleanness

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Orchid Cheese-eating Skinny Woman Brunch

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia associate

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia associate

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia associate

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: big-titted candlestick maker parlour

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia associate

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia associate

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Balding naked hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: charismatic violet preventive strike shitlib

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia associate

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: charismatic violet preventive strike shitlib

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia associate

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: charismatic violet preventive strike shitlib

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia associate

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: big know-it-all garrison selfie

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia associate

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: big know-it-all garrison selfie

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: fragrant confused pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Gay Exciting Station

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia associate

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Gay Exciting Station

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: wonderful chest-beating regret foreskin

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia associate

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50146047)