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Started working out a month ago. Haven't lost a pound
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Date: June 11th, 2025 7:49 AM Author: Offensive jap I think I look a little better and have a little more muscle but it's discouraging as fuck to not see the weight go down.
Thinking about killing myself. |
Date: June 11th, 2025 7:50 AM Author: Histrionic Library describe ur diet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49004556) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 8:17 AM Author: Offensive jap skip breakfast, half the time i eat lunch which is something like a turkey sandwich or salad (other half of the time i skip lunch), dinner is a good amount of protein such as grilled chicken or turkey burgers + veggies. my dinners are a large portion because im usually very hungry by then
i'm not eating any worse than i was before starting to work out so that's why im discouraged |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 8:54 AM Author: bearded home fatty red meat and lots of it and nothing else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49007867) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 7:52 AM Author: garnet bawdyhouse stock car Lifting weights is a great move as a man, but doesn't result in weight loss on its own. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49004558) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 7:53 AM Author: appetizing crimson new version public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49004559) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 8:18 AM Author: Offensive jap :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49004595) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 8:11 AM Author: racy menage You need to fast for 2-3 weeks, do a microbiome reset, do a hardcore psychedelic trip, cut out any bigpharma poison that interferes with REM sleep and start over. at that point also feel free to start taking androgens in controlled ways and use machine learning apps to track your exercise data and create new cybernetic feedback loops to reprogram any leftover bad habits. don't set your expectations too high though, some of hte damage done by fat and behavioral brain inscription can't be overwritten and your metabolism doesn't work as well as it did when you were younger. mitochondria aren't immune to entropy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49004584) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 8:18 AM Author: Offensive jap what do you mean by start taking androgens? do you mean testosterone? how do i get that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49004597) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 1:06 PM Author: Costumed address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005485) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 8:32 AM Author: puce clown community account You're not counting calories? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49004619) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: Offensive jap Not really because I wasn't counting calories before this past month either. Shouldn't the weight come down when I'm burning 500-750 calories per day in my workouts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005373) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 12:38 PM Author: stirring theater stage faggot firefighter No and you might gain weight. Count all your calories and subtract a few hundred more per day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005394) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 12:39 PM Author: Offensive jap hard to count calories, mang. am i supposed to weigh my food like a faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005399) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 12:40 PM Author: electric dingle berry faggotry Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005402) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 12:41 PM Author: stirring theater stage faggot firefighter Yeah it’s the only thing that’s guaranteed to work. Count every morsel of food and every sip of liquid. Then subtract a few hundred calories from that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005406) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 1:03 PM Author: electric dingle berry faggotry A more precise (and exponentially more autistic and faggoty) method -- which I recommend -- is: - set goal weekly weight loss. I recommend about half a pound per week if you're already in pretty good shape and trying to lean out while maximally preserving muscle; a pound per week if you're fat but not super fat (18-25% bodyfat); 2lb per week if higher than that. - weigh daily immediately after waking and pissing, but before anything else. Log your weight. - at the end of each week, take the AVERAGE of all of these, compare it to prior week's average. Drop calories as needed. - how do you know how much to drop calories? A pound of fat is 3600 calories. Take the difference between your goal loss and actual loss, multiply by 3600, divide by seven, and you have your daily caloric change. e.g.: Goal loss is 1lb/week, your average went down by 0.5 leaving 0.5lb to be desired. .5*3600/7=257. Drop daily calories by 260 for upcoming week. - rinse and repeat until shredded
Other helpful shit: - overfeed protein; high protein diets outperform calorically equivalent low/moderate protein diets for weight loss - be a stickler for hitting your protein, play with the rest of your macros and figure out whether or not you have more satiety with high fat or high carbs. In general, I find that high fat works best both for myself and for other people whose cuts I have run. - structure carbs around workouts, generally avoid otherwise - Play with your meal quantity some and figure out if you do better with lots of small meals or a few big ones - The more food you can consume while staying in the appropriate deficit, the better. This means if you are able to do a bunch of cardio so that you can eat more while staying in a good deficit, you will generally feel better doing that. |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 1:55 PM Author: appetizing crimson new version public bath Stop eating sugar, alcohol, seed oils, complex carbs and live off meat and non-starchy veggies. Limit dairy. Take vitamins.
So basically beef, pork, chicken, tuna, eggs, shrimp, broccoli, brussel sprouts, asparagus, celery, spinach, green beens and don’t cook them in oil, eat them steamed (microwave makes it easy).
Aim for under 1000 calories a day. |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: Emerald police squad plaza This is the approach that doesn’t work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005771) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: appetizing crimson new version public bath As a weigh loss MFE I disagree. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005778) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 2:51 PM Author: Emerald police squad plaza Nothing wrong about the things you suggest but people who make threads like the OP need much more granular instructions (like Hegemon’s above) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005829) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 12:04 AM Author: appetizing crimson new version public bath Fair enough, but start with the easy stuff and add on as you go as needed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49007406) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: bearded home this is correct other than 1K calories which would make you feel deprived unless you are a female (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49007874) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:27 PM Author: appetizing crimson new version public bath I am averaging about 600 for the last two weeks. Not hungry at all. What I am doing differently this time (not that what I did before but this works better) is doing lean protein and varied veggies as opposed to just eating a ribeye. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49008617) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: soul-stirring base ape yeah it's super fucking gay and tedious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005674) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 11:10 AM Author: Drunken piazza (Guy who doesn't count his money because it's gay and tedious) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49039802) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 4:53 AM Author: puce clown community account This isn't complicated. Just start counting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49007624) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 12:40 PM Author: electric dingle berry faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005401) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 12:39 PM Author: Floppy hideous rigor kitchen Unless you're lifting weights while running full bore on a treadmill you aren't burning much at all and certainly not close to 700 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005397) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 12:42 PM Author: Offensive jap in addition to weights i'm doing treadmill and elliptical for a long time 4-5 times a week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005408) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: crusty cyan stead chad you need to be doing HIIT and running up and down hills. i.e., high impact cardio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005805) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 12:40 PM Author: jet masturbator muscle weighs more than fat and you are probably eating slightly more now that you're lifting. i think the weight staying the same is a good thing imo. if i were you i'd continue this for another 2 months, then do a cut cycle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005400) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 8:52 AM Author: bearded home Why would anyone count heat energy when humans do not combust food in their stomachs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49007859) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 10:16 AM Author: electric dingle berry faggotry lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49008070) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 12:40 PM Author: Avocado bat-shit-crazy range macaca How To Lose Weight in 4 Easy Steps!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mbp0DugfCA |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 2:04 PM Author: crusty cyan stead chad you need to start running and swimming. lifting is not going to lead to weight loss by itself. i would start swimming 5-7 days a week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005670) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 2:08 PM Author: Abusive casino Swimming and running aren’t going to lead to weight loss by themselves either. This faggot needs to eat less. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005682) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 2:12 PM Author: crusty cyan stead chad obviously calories in/out are like 95% of weight loss especially at the decrepit median age of xo. i didn't read what this complete and utter fat fuck loser wrote above. i figured he was at least not stupid enough to think he could lose weight without dieting. obviously i was wrong and he should khs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005688) |
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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM Author: Offensive jap RUDE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49024546) |
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Date: June 17th, 2025 5:00 PM Author: electric dingle berry faggotry i have given you a detailed blueprint above -- any failure from this point forward isn't for lack of knowledge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49025317) |
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Date: June 17th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: electric dingle berry faggotry lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49025308) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 2:08 PM Author: indigo splenetic indian lodge corn cake loljustlol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005679) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 2:08 PM Author: Silver laughsome church You need to develop some sort of addiction that messes with your appetite and then work back from there. It doesn’t matter if it makes you hungrier or not care about food just do that for a while then stop doing it and you might become normal. This is easier and healthier for you than calorie counting and all that gay shit and is more natural. That sort of stuff is psychologically ruinous and probably has the same long term spiritual and neurological effect as having a cattle prod shoved up your asshole every morning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005680) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 2:08 PM Author: soul-stirring base ape this is honestly cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005681) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 2:12 PM Author: Avocado bat-shit-crazy range macaca TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005689) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 8:19 AM Author: Passionate international law enforcement agency box office i do this with gambling on horse racing and i get stress related tension headaches that leave me bedridden with 0 appetite.
i subsist off grapes and throat lozenges. lost 30 pounds and probably no longer pre-diabetic or have fatty liver either.
my exercise is getting cramps while bedridden. |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 10:41 AM Author: coral whorehouse pocket flask great work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49008149) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 3:43 PM Author: bearded multi-colored roast beef locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49009094) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: Silver laughsome church well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49009132) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 8:45 PM Author: electric dingle berry faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49010065) |
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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:47 AM Author: magical organic girlfriend area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49027208) |
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Date: June 25th, 2025 10:32 PM Author: Maroon thriller temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49050439) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 3:10 PM Author: appetizing crimson new version public bath Nicotine (and caffeine) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49008982) |
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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:45 PM Author: filthy clear chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49024574) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 2:23 PM Author: rusted famous landscape painting school gaining muscle is great. just focus on getting stronger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005714) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: charismatic nighttime theater mad cow disease To lose weight you need to just starve yourself. NOBREAKFAST. Some light lunch. Small dinner. NOSNACKS. NODRINK except water.
If you don't feel pangs of hunger every night when you're going to bed, you're doing it wrong.
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Date: June 11th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: soul-stirring base ape it's close to impossible to fall asleep (let alone get good sleep) hungry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005753) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 2:56 PM Author: charismatic nighttime theater mad cow disease Learning how to do this is the key to the entire thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005851) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 10:57 AM Author: puce clown community account Give it a few weeks. The disciplined few who can fight through adapt and lose weight. The vast majority of people can't do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49008173) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 3:11 PM Author: soul-stirring base ape i don't have a problem being hungry during the day, and i've cut weight a bunch of times by just fasting during the day. but going to bed hungry is really really difficult no matter how much you get used to being hungry during the day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49008986) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: electric dingle berry faggotry Last part is critical, you will not lose weight if you cannot get used to being hungry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49006089) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 7:25 AM Author: appetizing crimson new version public bath Drink a lot of water. If you have to eat to sleep, eat very low calorie stuff (celery lettuce etc.).
After a while on low/no carb you are not hungry. This go around I found not drinking diet soda is helpful. |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 11:53 AM Author: Drunken piazza I've dropped weight multiple times, always gradually. I'd cut 100–200 calories every 2–3 weeks, then reduce again. I also worked out and burned around 200–500 calories a day, 3–5 days a week. That's the most sustainable long-term approach.
Crash dieting is pointless and you're bound to rebound. I never slept well when under-eating, and I got lean enough with my approach that people started telling me to stop losing weight. |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 12:47 PM Author: electric dingle berry faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49039987) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 2:48 PM Author: Talented olive ratface exercise is about being healthy. weight loss you do by eating better/less (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49005811) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 8:53 AM Author: bearded home Correct. Weight loss is about keeping insulin levels low. That's why carnivore/keto works so well because you don't have to starve yourself but insulin levels are always low. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49007865) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 12:14 AM Author: walnut contagious stage electric furnace eat tons of protein and add a bunch of muscle
worry about the weight loss later when you first prove that you’re not a faggot who gives up on shit after a few weeks |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 8:12 AM Author: Learning disabled orange useless brakes Just get on fucking tirzepatide and you’ll get down to 10-15 lbs. below your ideal weight automatically. From there start taking creatine and try to gain up to your ideal weight with muscle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49007789) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 8:32 AM Author: dark cruise ship dragon start chopping wood. i don't mean dinky little small chunks of softwood, but large nasty oak rounds full of branches and knots. get a relatively heavy ax/maul and a conical metal splitter (works better in most cases than a wedge splitter) and work the wood in the summer heat until it's all split apart, then do it again.
never resort to power tools. stay with the ax, regardless of how difficult it gets or how many swings it takes to get everything to its proper shape/size, which may be well into the thousands for particularly dense and complex rounds of wood. |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 8:39 AM Author: Floppy hideous rigor kitchen Now That's What I Call Autism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49007827) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: coral whorehouse pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49008773) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: appetizing crimson new version public bath You are stealing my advice. New advice, use a 16lbs fiskars sledge hammer to break up rocks and concrete. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49009044) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 9:34 AM Author: chocolate locus bbw The number is literally meaningless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49007956) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 9:56 AM Author: Cracking fear-inspiring lodge Keto is all that works for Losers imo. If you’re Losery enough, the “calories out” part of CICI will just drop to unbelievably low levels. I don’t think Losers actually have “basal metabolic rates” either. Only Skinny Losers, maybe. Like if you just sit at your computer all day and aren’t Tall you might not burn any calories at all. Maybe like 1000 all day. And if you eat any sugar at all your Insulin will spike, causing glucose to be stored as Fat. Discuss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49008012) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: diverse regret Just eat beef tallow and mechanically separated chicken gizzards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49008788) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 10:17 AM Author: fragrant pit a web 2.0 forum with 28 poasters, all like disco fries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49008073) |
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Date: June 17th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: seedy garrison old irish cottage Muscle weighs more than fat so if you're gaining muscle, you're putting on pounds even though you may be losing fat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49025342) |
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Date: June 17th, 2025 5:04 PM Author: electric dingle berry faggotry (disco fries explaining to the board that he may be the greatest athlete ever to poast) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49025347) |
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Date: June 17th, 2025 5:33 PM Author: puce clown community account Sounds like the typical BMI critic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49025518) |
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Date: June 17th, 2025 6:31 PM Author: electric dingle berry faggotry BMI actually does suck
bodyfat percentage is where it's at |
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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:13 AM Author: puce clown community account BMI works ok, and body fat is better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49027195) |
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Date: June 24th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: puce clown community account Have you started counting calories yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49044672) |
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Date: June 25th, 2025 10:30 PM Author: electric dingle berry faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49050434) |
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Date: June 25th, 2025 10:31 PM Author: Abnormal institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49050438) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 10:16 AM Author: puce clown community account Well? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49055958) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2025 7:56 PM Author: puce clown community account ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49070338) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:58 PM Author: Offensive jap no
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Date: August 8th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: Offensive jap no, i gained 3lbs LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736087&forum_id=2Elisa#49168180) |