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RATE This Couple Arrested For BJ On JFK-SRQ B6 Flight (PICS)

An affidavit states that after being notified, the flight at...
180 amber lettuce
  07/23/25
Sir Loinofbeef, Cucamonga, United States, 1 hour ago Th...
180 amber lettuce
  07/23/25
She looks like a real semen demon.
cyan passionate twinkling uncleanness
  07/23/25
Was hoping it'd be two dudes, tbch
histrionic crystalline organic girlfriend
  07/23/25
15 years in prison for an airplane bj? insane
painfully honest magenta pit
  07/23/25
On a Greyhound bus they would get a round of applause.
Laughsome rose forum
  07/23/25
or everyone would join in
Pope Leo XXX
  07/24/25
Prole Tell: Equating The Maximum Sentence With The Likely/Ex...
180 amber lettuce
  07/23/25
That it is even possible is absurd
Outnumbered home elastic band
  07/23/25
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painfully honest magenta pit
  07/23/25
Do you even law? Criminal statutes have huge sentencing rang...
180 amber lettuce
  07/23/25
prosecutor should use proper discretion not to charge these ...
painfully honest magenta pit
  07/23/25
Agreed
180 amber lettuce
  07/23/25
Why don't the laws focus on gay pedo bjs then?
Candy Ride
  07/23/25
if you write laws too narrowly, you exclude a wide range of ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  07/24/25
"The couple appear in Facebook photos together as far b...
cyan passionate twinkling uncleanness
  07/23/25
...
painfully honest magenta pit
  07/23/25
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180 amber lettuce
  07/23/25
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Bossy Excitant Fortuitous Meteor
  07/23/25
That woman has wild BPD sex fiend eyes even from behind gian...
clear rehab
  07/23/25
just put a blanket over the chick's head should be no big de...
painfully honest magenta pit
  07/23/25
That was last year. Dopamine receptors blown out and three ...
clear rehab
  07/23/25
Tbf, these proles aren’t taking international long-hau...
180 amber lettuce
  07/23/25
Agree. They’re strategically booking cheap red eyes b...
clear rehab
  07/23/25
GJR canceling all her Jet Blue flights
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  07/23/25
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Fyre festival founder
  07/23/25
Love wins.
David Poaster Wallace
  07/24/25
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  07/24/25
...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/24/25
that's prole and gross but it shouldn't be jail time imo. m...
Mind-boggling kink-friendly ladyboy
  07/23/25
oh i forgot - i rate her as pointy jawed and high T
Mind-boggling kink-friendly ladyboy
  07/23/25
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painfully honest magenta pit
  07/23/25
highly doubt they will end up with any jail time, but some s...
180 amber lettuce
  07/23/25
agreed, i think sex offender reg would be insane also
Mind-boggling kink-friendly ladyboy
  07/23/25
did he cum?
swashbuckling insecure corn cake
  07/23/25
xo's outrage shows that this xo is full of nowag virgins. ha...
180 amber lettuce
  07/23/25
I just scanned up and down this thread for "outrage&quo...
Thriller Jap
  07/23/25
the "outrage" is over hanging potential stiff pena...
painfully honest magenta pit
  07/23/25
The DM accolades are a positive for a prole like this.
180 amber lettuce
  07/23/25
stiff penalties. heh
180 amber lettuce
  07/23/25
(doobs, esq, appointed as public defender)
painfully honest magenta pit
  07/23/25
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180 amber lettuce
  07/23/25
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Master Purchase Agreement
  07/24/25
tbf, one person said it's prole and gross
180 amber lettuce
  07/23/25
If these people aren't in fact proles I will agree to cook m...
Thriller Jap
  07/23/25
Tell me you're Jewish without telling me you're Jewish
i gave of counsel head
  07/23/25
they're absolutely proles, but airplane intimacy isnt necess...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  07/23/25
It’s hard alright…
French avocado boltzmann degenerate
  07/23/25
...
180 amber lettuce
  07/23/25
"But what about the children!" Said the land beast...
Obsidian Stirring Stain Trailer Park
  07/23/25
...
180 amber lettuce
  07/23/25
He'll get 10 years and she'll get probation
naked sienna queen of the night
  07/23/25
Meanwhile, I havnt gotten a BJ (from my wife) in 10+ years.
Comical Garrison Community Account
  07/23/25
I don’t understand this. Do guys who allegedly don&rsq...
180 amber lettuce
  07/23/25
Jfc
Obsidian Stirring Stain Trailer Park
  07/23/25
I just got sprayed with gallons of khazar milker milk this a...
180 amber lettuce
  07/23/25
Sex life is otherwise great. And she WOULD enjoy it if she d...
Comical Garrison Community Account
  07/23/25
You seem as retarded as her in your thinking.
180 amber lettuce
  07/23/25
I wholeheartedly reject Jewish depravity.
Comical Garrison Community Account
  07/23/25
(guy who hasn't gotten head in 10 years)
Bossy Excitant Fortuitous Meteor
  07/23/25
...
180 amber lettuce
  07/23/25
I've gotten head from 73 women over the past 10 years.
Comical Garrison Community Account
  07/23/25
Actually -- that's the number sexed. Of those, 61 blew me.
Comical Garrison Community Account
  07/23/25
how many legit and how many whores
painfully honest magenta pit
  07/23/25
100% legit. 0% whores. All from tinder. Maybe a few from...
Comical Garrison Community Account
  07/23/25
Welcome back Fleshlight
Bossy Excitant Fortuitous Meteor
  07/23/25
Would be an additional ~20 BJs in there, but I stopped all c...
Comical Garrison Community Account
  07/23/25
It was me I shamed you in dozens of subthreads over the year...
Bossy Excitant Fortuitous Meteor
  07/23/25
Many thanks good sir.
Comical Garrison Community Account
  07/23/25
Specifically, all but 7 from Tinder. 5 from Bumble. ...
Comical Garrison Community Account
  07/23/25
“40-50X more autistic” checks out. Did you have...
clear rehab
  07/23/25
Yeah. There's a column for "BJ" -- filled with eit...
Comical Garrison Community Account
  07/23/25
Does a “?” derive from you being too wasted to r...
clear rehab
  07/23/25
? is mostly used for sexes that occurred well before the spr...
Comical Garrison Community Account
  07/23/25
well this thread has taken an interesting turn
180 amber lettuce
  07/23/25
Columns are: -Date -Girl -Notes -Source (eg. Organic, ...
Comical Garrison Community Account
  07/23/25
If you were truly an uberautist you would do a whole series ...
clear rehab
  07/23/25
Our phone numbers, but nothing that interesting came out. ...
birdshit monolith
  07/24/25
post moniker synergy
painfully honest magenta pit
  07/23/25
she never did it at all?
Mind-boggling kink-friendly ladyboy
  07/23/25
what do these people think this is? the obama/millennial era...
pink bateful site clown
  07/23/25


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Date: July 23rd, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: 180 amber lettuce

An affidavit states that after being notified, the flight attendant observed Reilly 'making up and down movements with her head while she was facedown on Mr. Arnold's lap'.

The mother also provided a witness statement, noting that Reilly appeared to notice her children watching but that the couple 'didn't stop'.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14932967/Couple-arrested-sex-JetBlue-flight-florida.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125446)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: 180 amber lettuce

Sir Loinofbeef, Cucamonga, United States, 1 hour ago

This depravity brought to you by tel Aviv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125459)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: cyan passionate twinkling uncleanness

She looks like a real semen demon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125474)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: histrionic crystalline organic girlfriend

Was hoping it'd be two dudes, tbch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125489)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: painfully honest magenta pit

15 years in prison for an airplane bj? insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125496)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Laughsome rose forum

On a Greyhound bus they would get a round of applause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125503)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Pope Leo XXX

or everyone would join in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126721)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: 180 amber lettuce

Prole Tell: Equating The Maximum Sentence With The Likely/Expected Sentence

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753842&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125508)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Outnumbered home elastic band

That it is even possible is absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125640)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: painfully honest magenta pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125642)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: 180 amber lettuce

Do you even law? Criminal statutes have huge sentencing ranges to account for various circumstances. Some gay pedo who has 20 prior convictions for jacking off in front of playgrounds is going to be charged under the same statute for doing it the 21st time and fully deserves 15 years and castration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125672)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: painfully honest magenta pit

prosecutor should use proper discretion not to charge these people under the gay pedo playground law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125674)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: 180 amber lettuce

Agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125684)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Why don't the laws focus on gay pedo bjs then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126412)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 7:21 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


if you write laws too narrowly, you exclude a wide range of disgusting shit that you cant exactly describe in a statute.

for example, if you make a law criminalizing gay pedos jerking off in front of a school, you're exluding gay pedos sticking thngs in their asses in front of a park

better to write laws broader and rely on prox discretion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126716)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: cyan passionate twinkling uncleanness

"The couple appear in Facebook photos together as far back as 2016."

It's pretty inspiring and amazing that they're still so DTF after nine years.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125498)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: painfully honest magenta pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125521)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: 180 amber lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125524)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Bossy Excitant Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125561)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: clear rehab

That woman has wild BPD sex fiend eyes even from behind giant sunglasses and in her defeated mugshot. They’re the only ones who spiral like this about increasingly risky public sex acts. Guess it took them ~9 years to arrive at “on a daytime flight, not even bothering to go to the bathroom overnight on a long-haul.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125724)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: painfully honest magenta pit

just put a blanket over the chick's head should be no big deal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125729)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: clear rehab

That was last year. Dopamine receptors blown out and three glasses of red deep on this year’s vaca flight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125752)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: 180 amber lettuce

Tbf, these proles aren’t taking international long-hauls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125769)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: clear rehab

Agree. They’re strategically booking cheap red eyes back from Denver or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125784)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


GJR canceling all her Jet Blue flights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126348)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Fyre festival founder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126442)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: David Poaster Wallace

Love wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126945)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126948)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49127798)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kink-friendly ladyboy

that's prole and gross but it shouldn't be jail time imo. make them drive home, give them a big fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125522)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kink-friendly ladyboy

oh i forgot - i rate her as pointy jawed and high T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125523)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: painfully honest magenta pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125528)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: 180 amber lettuce

highly doubt they will end up with any jail time, but some sex offender registration would be far more damaging to their lives. i hope they could cop a plea to something w/o a sex offender reg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125529)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kink-friendly ladyboy

agreed, i think sex offender reg would be insane also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125558)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling insecure corn cake

did he cum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125542)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: 180 amber lettuce

xo's outrage shows that this xo is full of nowag virgins. has nobody on xo engaged in potentially risky sexual acts?

there are a lot of unknown facts, such as how crowded the flight was, time of day, whether the lights were on or off, whether the girl was sucking his cock under a blanket or full out in front of everyone, etc.

without knowing more, it's hard to judge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125565)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Thriller Jap

I just scanned up and down this thread for "outrage". Came up empty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125578)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: painfully honest magenta pit

the "outrage" is over hanging potential stiff penalties/felony conviction over these guys heads. the humiliation of being in dailymail is punishment enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125636)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: 180 amber lettuce

The DM accolades are a positive for a prole like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125665)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: 180 amber lettuce

stiff penalties. heh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125692)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: painfully honest magenta pit

(doobs, esq, appointed as public defender)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125693)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: 180 amber lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125696)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 7:42 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126729)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: 180 amber lettuce

tbf, one person said it's prole and gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125691)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Thriller Jap

If these people aren't in fact proles I will agree to cook my fitted NY Mets cap in the oven for 30 minutes and then eat it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126136)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: i gave of counsel head (turbofag)

Tell me you're Jewish without telling me you're Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126244)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


they're absolutely proles, but airplane intimacy isnt necessarily prole or gross. as i said, it's circumstantial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126257)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: French avocado boltzmann degenerate

It’s hard alright…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125687)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: 180 amber lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125688)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Obsidian Stirring Stain Trailer Park

"But what about the children!" Said the land beast mom as her fat kids drool away staring at screens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125719)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: 180 amber lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125730)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: naked sienna queen of the night

He'll get 10 years and she'll get probation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125742)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Comical Garrison Community Account

Meanwhile, I havnt gotten a BJ (from my wife) in 10+ years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125754)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: 180 amber lettuce

I don’t understand this. Do guys who allegedly don’t get BJs from their wives not have sex at all with their wives? As long as my wife grinds her clit against mine, we can either cum together or she will have me cum wherever and however I want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125763)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Obsidian Stirring Stain Trailer Park

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125768)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: 180 amber lettuce

I just got sprayed with gallons of khazar milker milk this afternoon during a work sex break during the baby’s nap. It was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125775)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: Comical Garrison Community Account

Sex life is otherwise great. And she WOULD enjoy it if she did it. But she's been indoctrinated by feminism to believe that it's demeaning (which, to be fair, is true).

I'm cool with it because BJs are for trashy sluts and I prefer to respect my wife. That said, if offered, I wouldnt turn down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125772)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: 180 amber lettuce

You seem as retarded as her in your thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125778)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Comical Garrison Community Account

I wholeheartedly reject Jewish depravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125783)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: Bossy Excitant Fortuitous Meteor

(guy who hasn't gotten head in 10 years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125786)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: 180 amber lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125789)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Comical Garrison Community Account

I've gotten head from 73 women over the past 10 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125822)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Comical Garrison Community Account

Actually -- that's the number sexed. Of those, 61 blew me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125825)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: painfully honest magenta pit

how many legit and how many whores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125836)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Comical Garrison Community Account

100% legit. 0% whores.

All from tinder. Maybe a few from Bumble. I made threads about at least half of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125844)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Bossy Excitant Fortuitous Meteor

Welcome back Fleshlight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125848)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Comical Garrison Community Account

Would be an additional ~20 BJs in there, but I stopped all cheatmoing activity a few years ago at the generous urging of some very honorable poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125856)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Bossy Excitant Fortuitous Meteor

It was me I shamed you in dozens of subthreads over the years. You're welcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125859)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: Comical Garrison Community Account

Many thanks good sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125876)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Comical Garrison Community Account

Specifically, all but 7 from Tinder.

5 from Bumble.

2 from an app called Pure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125850)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: clear rehab

“40-50X more autistic” checks out. Did you have a filter already built into your cheatmo spreadsheet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125887)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Comical Garrison Community Account

Yeah. There's a column for "BJ" -- filled with either "Yes", "No" or "?".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125893)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: clear rehab

Does a “?” derive from you being too wasted to remember? Or more like it was so hasty and low quality as not to count? Like a handjob that just didn’t quite make it?

Further, describe your other columns please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125934)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Comical Garrison Community Account

? is mostly used for sexes that occurred well before the spreadsheet was created. For example, when I first started the spreadsheet ~10 years ago or whatever, I couldnt remember if some random Asian girl i fucked in college also gave me a BJ.

There are a few ?'s further down in the spreadsheet where I didnt add the entry until maybe a few months after the fact and couldnt remember.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: 180 amber lettuce

well this thread has taken an interesting turn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125957)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Comical Garrison Community Account

Columns are:

-Date

-Girl

-Notes

-Source (eg. Organic, Tinder)

-Race

-Nationality

-Jewish (Y/N)

-Age

-Condom (Y/N/?/Mixed)

-BJ

-Anal

-First Date (Y/N)

-Link (links to xo threads, where I generally have a detailed narrative description as a quasi-journal record)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125960)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: clear rehab

If you were truly an uberautist you would do a whole series of threads on interesting regressions on your data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125982)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: birdshit monolith

Our phone numbers, but nothing that interesting came out.

The fact that I was meeting them all as one night stands on tinder overpowered any other interesting correlations there might be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49128542)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: painfully honest magenta pit

post moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125788)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kink-friendly ladyboy

she never did it at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126056)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: pink bateful site clown

what do these people think this is? the obama/millennial era?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125805)