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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| bateful community account nursing home | 12/16/25 |
| sick pervert azn | 12/16/25 |
| bateful community account nursing home | 12/16/25 |
| sick pervert azn | 12/16/25 |
| bateful community account nursing home | 12/16/25 |
| Painfully honest dashing mad-dog skullcap hairy legs | 12/20/25 |
| thriller tantric kitty address | 12/19/25 |
| Impertinent Range | 12/20/25 |
| Hairraiser fighting hospital wrinkle | 12/19/25 |
| bateful community account nursing home | 12/20/25 |
| Hairraiser fighting hospital wrinkle | 12/20/25 |
| Impertinent Range | 12/20/25 |
| Light violent business firm | 12/16/25 |
| Impertinent Range | 12/20/25 |
| Light violent business firm | 12/22/25 |
| razzle-dazzle elastic band tanning salon | 12/16/25 |
| bateful community account nursing home | 12/16/25 |
| razzle-dazzle elastic band tanning salon | 12/16/25 |
| Narrow-minded cruise ship | 12/16/25 |
| outnumbered razzle corner mood | 12/19/25 |
| Narrow-minded cruise ship | 12/19/25 |
| Irradiated stead | 12/20/25 |
| garnet motley shitlib | 12/16/25 |
| Metal Passionate State Indirect Expression | 12/16/25 |
| Impertinent Range | 12/20/25 |
| low-t cracking headpube pit | 12/20/25 |
| laughsome philosopher-king hell | 12/16/25 |
| Electric Pink Native | 12/20/25 |
| laughsome philosopher-king hell | 12/23/25 |
| sick pervert azn | 12/16/25 |
| Impertinent Range | 12/20/25 |
| olive bearded ticket booth trump supporter | 12/21/25 |
| sick pervert azn | 12/16/25 |
| low-t cracking headpube pit | 12/16/25 |
| laughsome philosopher-king hell | 12/19/25 |
| low-t cracking headpube pit | 12/19/25 |
| aggressive university | 12/19/25 |
| high-end mad cow disease dog poop | 12/19/25 |
| bateful community account nursing home | 12/19/25 |
| stimulating hunting ground dragon | 12/19/25 |
| stimulating hunting ground dragon | 12/19/25 |
| autistic house | 12/19/25 |
| high-end mad cow disease dog poop | 12/19/25 |
| Pearl brunch | 12/19/25 |
| Light violent business firm | 12/19/25 |
| Painfully honest dashing mad-dog skullcap hairy legs | 12/20/25 |
| chartreuse base filthpig | 12/22/25 |
| Adventurous learning disabled office cuckoldry | 12/19/25 |
| Cocky Parlor | 12/19/25 |
| flatulent supple point | 12/19/25 |
| low-t cracking headpube pit | 12/19/25 |
| flatulent supple point | 12/19/25 |
| swashbuckling boiling water quadroon | 12/20/25 |
| provocative milk | 12/19/25 |
| indigo kitchen hissy fit | 12/19/25 |
| razzle-dazzle elastic band tanning salon | 12/19/25 |
| Ocher Center Becky | 12/20/25 |
| Sienna vivacious voyeur reading party | 12/19/25 |
| outnumbered razzle corner mood | 12/19/25 |
| Irate resort pisswyrm | 12/19/25 |
| Cheese-eating cerebral party of the first part abode | 12/20/25 |
| fishy excitant prole | 12/20/25 |
| low-t cracking headpube pit | 12/20/25 |
| Impertinent Range | 12/20/25 |
| Ocher Center Becky | 12/20/25 |
| Deranged station | 12/20/25 |
| Jade Boyish Jew | 12/20/25 |
| Cocky Parlor | 12/20/25 |
| Deranged station | 12/21/25 |
| stimulating hunting ground dragon | 12/20/25 |
| olive bearded ticket booth trump supporter | 12/20/25 |
| Hairraiser fighting hospital wrinkle | 12/21/25 |
| olive bearded ticket booth trump supporter | 12/22/25 |
| Hairraiser fighting hospital wrinkle | 12/23/25 |
| olive bearded ticket booth trump supporter | 12/23/25 |
| stubborn rambunctious rigpig | 12/22/25 |
| Irradiated stead | 12/22/25 |
| Irradiated stead | 12/23/25 |
| balding stage ratface | 12/22/25 |
| chartreuse base filthpig | 12/22/25 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: bateful community account nursing home 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: sick pervert azn This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: bateful community account nursing home lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: sick pervert azn My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: bateful community account nursing home You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Painfully honest dashing mad-dog skullcap hairy legs Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: thriller tantric kitty address It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Impertinent Range Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Hairraiser fighting hospital wrinkle You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: bateful community account nursing home brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Hairraiser fighting hospital wrinkle glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Impertinent Range You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Light violent business firm $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Impertinent Range Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Light violent business firm thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: razzle-dazzle elastic band tanning salon 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: bateful community account nursing home ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: razzle-dazzle elastic band tanning salon investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Narrow-minded cruise ship $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: outnumbered razzle corner mood I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Narrow-minded cruise ship good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Irradiated stead $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: garnet motley shitlib six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Metal Passionate State Indirect Expression 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Impertinent Range Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: low-t cracking headpube pit what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: laughsome philosopher-king hell 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Electric Pink Native me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: laughsome philosopher-king hell It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: sick pervert azn 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Impertinent Range the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: olive bearded ticket booth trump supporter Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: sick pervert azn I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: low-t cracking headpube pit mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: laughsome philosopher-king hell In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: low-t cracking headpube pit yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: aggressive university Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: high-end mad cow disease dog poop 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: bateful community account nursing home fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: stimulating hunting ground dragon A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: stimulating hunting ground dragon OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: autistic house A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: high-end mad cow disease dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Pearl brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Light violent business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Painfully honest dashing mad-dog skullcap hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: chartreuse base filthpig Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Adventurous learning disabled office cuckoldry $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Cocky Parlor can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: flatulent supple point Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: low-t cracking headpube pit nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: flatulent supple point Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: swashbuckling boiling water quadroon You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: provocative milk Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: indigo kitchen hissy fit Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: razzle-dazzle elastic band tanning salon damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Ocher Center Becky Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Sienna vivacious voyeur reading party Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: outnumbered razzle corner mood 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Irate resort pisswyrm Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Cheese-eating cerebral party of the first part abode 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: fishy excitant prole 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: low-t cracking headpube pit 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Impertinent Range Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Ocher Center Becky 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Deranged station literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Jade Boyish Jew I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Cocky Parlor so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Deranged station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: stimulating hunting ground dragon 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: olive bearded ticket booth trump supporter Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Hairraiser fighting hospital wrinkle how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: olive bearded ticket booth trump supporter I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Hairraiser fighting hospital wrinkle 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: olive bearded ticket booth trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: stubborn rambunctious rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Irradiated stead Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Irradiated stead $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: balding stage ratface $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: chartreuse base filthpig I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49530537) |