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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
ocher contagious station dog poop
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
high-end black ticket booth
  04/18/25
Cr.
chrome vivacious address
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Trip bbw spot
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
fuchsia cerebral mexican
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
cracking school
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Tripping misanthropic brunch organic girlfriend
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon
  04/18/25
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Multi-colored theater
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Multi-colored theater
  04/18/25
...
Exciting plum liquid oxygen
  04/18/25
...
doobsian parlor
  08/17/26
...
Razzle office death wish
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
apoplectic reading party public bath
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Carmine stage
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Carmine stage
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Exciting plum liquid oxygen
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Carmine stage
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Carmine stage
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Disgusting Diverse Telephone Round Eye
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Carmine stage
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Exciting plum liquid oxygen
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
amethyst dopamine electric furnace
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Exciting plum liquid oxygen
  04/18/25
Ty friend
amethyst dopamine electric furnace
  04/18/25
...
vigorous geriatric pistol
  08/17/26
...
vigorous geriatric pistol
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
excitant sienna giraffe
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
excitant sienna giraffe
  04/18/25
...
green nibblets
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Carmine stage
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon
  04/18/25
...
Razzle office death wish
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Alcoholic Potus
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
amethyst dopamine electric furnace
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
high-end black ticket booth
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon
  08/17/26
...
vigorous geriatric pistol
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Multi-colored theater
  08/17/26
ur dumb
aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Multi-colored theater
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Multi-colored theater
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Irradiated Mint Doctorate
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Irradiated Mint Doctorate
  08/17/26
...
galvanic fortuitous meteor pervert
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
excitant sienna giraffe
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
excitant sienna giraffe
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Trip bbw spot
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: ocher contagious station dog poop

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: high-end black ticket booth

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: chrome vivacious address

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Trip bbw spot

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: fuchsia cerebral mexican

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: cracking school

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Tripping misanthropic brunch organic girlfriend

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Multi-colored theater

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored theater

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Exciting plum liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: doobsian parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Razzle office death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: apoplectic reading party public bath

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Carmine stage

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Carmine stage

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Exciting plum liquid oxygen

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Carmine stage

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Carmine stage

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Disgusting Diverse Telephone Round Eye

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Carmine stage

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Exciting plum liquid oxygen

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: amethyst dopamine electric furnace

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Exciting plum liquid oxygen

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: amethyst dopamine electric furnace

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: vigorous geriatric pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: vigorous geriatric pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: excitant sienna giraffe

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: excitant sienna giraffe

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: green nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Carmine stage

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Razzle office death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Alcoholic Potus

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: amethyst dopamine electric furnace

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: high-end black ticket booth

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: vigorous geriatric pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Multi-colored theater

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Multi-colored theater

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Multi-colored theater

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Irradiated Mint Doctorate

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Irradiated Mint Doctorate

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: galvanic fortuitous meteor pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: excitant sienna giraffe

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: excitant sienna giraffe

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Trip bbw spot

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed degenerate tanning salon

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50146047)