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How do I fuck Scumbagettes

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Maize Bateful Prole
  05/27/25
dont be mean to their dog
effete location trust fund
  05/27/25
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yellow institution deer antler
  05/30/25
To be fair, IMO they're just not sexual people, OK?
lascivious fantasy-prone abode
  05/30/25
the Lower East Side has a plethora of this type
elite ebony weed whacker
  05/27/25
Lower east side of what? Brussels?
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/27/25
NYC, silly-- Pianos and Arlene's Grocery
elite ebony weed whacker
  05/27/25
Scumbags can't afford to live there.
judgmental spot
  05/27/25
That’s cope.
Doobsian knife patrolman
  05/27/25
Cope over what?
judgmental spot
  05/27/25
No you know what no you’re fine. Good for you, eggboy....
Doobsian knife patrolman
  05/27/25
I see plenty of of scumbagettes looking for trouble wearing ...
elite ebony weed whacker
  05/27/25
those are just run of the mill NYC Women. Scumbaguettes wear...
judgmental spot
  05/27/25
u can easily go home with a LES scumbagette to find her fema...
elite ebony weed whacker
  05/27/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730074&mc=...
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/27/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730240&mc=...
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/27/25
guy from 2002
Misanthropic Striped Hyena
  05/28/25
Ludlow Street, ywia https://www.tiktok.com/@suleymandolaev/...
elite ebony weed whacker
  05/28/25
a yuppie "boho" tiktok girl is not a scumbaguette
Misanthropic Striped Hyena
  05/28/25
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judgmental spot
  05/28/25
you know how stevie started emulating kenny powers in eastbo...
green swashbuckling indian lodge
  05/27/25
you're a low-loser IRL, they're out of your reach
spruce exciting hell
  05/27/25
I have high T irl it just doesn’t get expressed in phe...
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/27/25
if you had high T irl, you wouldn't be asking this question
spruce exciting hell
  05/27/25
Shut up queer.
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/27/25
giga-queer who can't get laid and makes $0k/year
spruce exciting hell
  05/27/25
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/cowgod
Concupiscible athletic conference stage
  05/27/25
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judgmental spot
  05/27/25
😔
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/28/25
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Mauve chapel
  05/30/25
That’s the thing—you don’t. Stay in your l...
Doobsian knife patrolman
  05/27/25
😔
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/27/25
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balding heaven
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Soul-stirring jet principal's office
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Slippery Pearly Hospital Voyeur
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy52NTKMCPo&ab_channel=7...
umber multi-billionaire crotch
  05/27/25
take up smoking and go to bars in blue collar towns.
Azure galvanic karate
  05/27/25
Should I expect to have to beat up dudes like in Roadhouse? ...
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/27/25
you need to dress and talk the part. I'm out of the scene bu...
Azure galvanic karate
  05/27/25
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Maize Bateful Prole
  05/27/25
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exhilarant wagecucks associate
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flushed impertinent half-breed newt
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Beta sepia goal in life
  05/29/25
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nighttime resort water buffalo
  05/30/25
Cigs and cocaine will get you most of the way there
Brindle keepsake machete public bath
  05/27/25
Just send facebook messages to every girl you knew in HS who...
aromatic vermilion locale jew
  05/27/25
But this seems ignominious. I want to run irl game.
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/27/25
take the low hanging fruit and then expand your scumbagette ...
aromatic vermilion locale jew
  05/27/25
But they’ll just talk about dick size like a lot. Is 7...
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/27/25
they dont care about dick size. these bitches are desperate ...
aromatic vermilion locale jew
  05/27/25
You’re projecting imo. There are dick size restriction...
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/27/25
Only earlier in their lives. They went for big floppy dicked...
aromatic vermilion locale jew
  05/27/25
great subthread
Marvelous low-t azn
  05/27/25
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green swashbuckling indian lodge
  05/28/25
It would still be foolish to assume they'll give non-Scum a ...
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/27/25
Wrong. My buddy married the scum queen from my HS last year....
aromatic vermilion locale jew
  05/27/25
why does she think she hit the lottery? did he ace OCI?
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/27/25
Because he can handle her at her worst.
aromatic vermilion locale jew
  05/27/25
What is “her worst?” Discuss.
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/28/25
mentally ill drug addict.
aromatic vermilion locale jew
  05/29/25
shoot yourself in the thigh
Opaque spectacular plaza
  05/27/25
Summon spritezero
Multi-colored chartreuse bawdyhouse milk
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Magenta Know-it-all House
  05/28/25
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Slippery Pearly Hospital Voyeur
  05/28/25
An esteemed 32X scholar should already possess all the tools...
Mewling mint temple
  05/27/25
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Maize Bateful Prole
  05/27/25
you have to not be jewish
Ocher Apoplectic Theatre Black Woman
  05/27/25
Im Sephardic soooooooo
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/27/25
this forum is so fucking creepy and gross
Opaque spectacular plaza
  05/27/25
Cr, it’s soo sketch lmao
balding heaven
  05/27/25
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yellow institution deer antler
  05/30/25
This wasn’t a sincere inquiry. (Op is Jewish and doesn...
Bipolar den idea he suggested
  05/27/25
upvoted
Henna background story
  05/27/25
slam dunk poast
Doobsian knife patrolman
  05/27/25
I want to fuck Scum though
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/27/25
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mind-boggling hairless stag film
  05/27/25
Gently
vivacious impressive sex offender giraffe
  05/27/25
move to Jersey
Frum 180 Antidepressant Drug University
  05/27/25
Im already in Alabama
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/27/25
fat trailerpark scumbagettes
Beta sepia goal in life
  05/28/25
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aromatic vermilion locale jew
  05/27/25
Scumbagettes prioritize Phenotype more than anyone else. Whi...
Mauve chapel
  05/28/25
They never talk about phenotype ime other than dick size
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/28/25
You don't have any Experience here, Champ.
Mauve chapel
  05/28/25
Yes I do. I know sooooooo many bros’ dick sizes bc of ...
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/28/25
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Maize Bateful Prole
  05/28/25
How to Seduce a Scumbaguette A Field Manual for the Battle-...
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/29/25
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Maize Bateful Prole
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Maize Bateful Prole
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Maize Bateful Prole
  05/29/25
cringe
Opaque spectacular plaza
  05/29/25
you're the one who doesn't even get laid
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/29/25
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Maniacal puppy mad-dog skullcap
  05/30/25
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shivering ultramarine whorehouse degenerate
  05/30/25
Don't you live in a trailer park? If so, try the nearest bar...
flirting stimulating stain
  05/30/25
Should I try to be at certain places when “welfare che...
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/30/25
stop trying to get laid. it's not happening.
judgmental spot
  05/30/25
Stop talking about yourself.
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/30/25
this.
Ocher Apoplectic Theatre Black Woman
  05/30/25
That night at the bar. Offer to curate their tattoos.
flirting stimulating stain
  05/30/25
https://x.com/ywomendeservles/status/1928159849105314277
Misanthropic Striped Hyena
  05/30/25
dear god, why?
Slippery Pearly Hospital Voyeur
  05/30/25
He's going to kill or fuck your dog. What? No way. I'm the o...
flirting stimulating stain
  05/30/25
Tatted chick is super hot
shivering ultramarine whorehouse degenerate
  05/30/25
do you have alpha scumbag energy?
Ungodly Milky Field
  05/30/25
Yes imo
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/30/25
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aromatic vermilion locale jew
  05/30/25
You should have tagged EPAH in the thread title. He is the r...
drunken gaming laptop
  05/30/25
how is the entirety of xo this fucking retarded? the answer ...
adventurous office wrinkle
  05/30/25
Ok to be honest I'm really just thinking of Hot Girls but th...
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/30/25
so you go for one who likes a night of coke and fucking and ...
adventurous office wrinkle
  05/30/25
Every idiots dies of fentanyl now. This shit all looks The S...
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/30/25
yes, you offer it to them as well and then they have sex wit...
adventurous office wrinkle
  05/30/25
How do I get Pure cocaine
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/30/25
from scumbags then you test it
adventurous office wrinkle
  05/30/25
Ime they always want to do it with you. How do I get away fr...
Maize Bateful Prole
  05/30/25
with money
adventurous office wrinkle
  05/30/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964633)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: effete location trust fund

dont be mean

to their dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965383)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: yellow institution deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972909)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: lascivious fantasy-prone abode

To be fair,

IMO they're just not sexual people, OK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975309)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: elite ebony weed whacker

the Lower East Side has a plethora of this type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964639)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

Lower east side of what? Brussels?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964640)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: elite ebony weed whacker

NYC, silly-- Pianos and Arlene's Grocery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964642)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: judgmental spot

Scumbags can't afford to live there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964671)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Doobsian knife patrolman

That’s cope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964674)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: judgmental spot

Cope over what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964676)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Doobsian knife patrolman

No you know what no you’re fine. Good for you, eggboy. You’re great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964688)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: elite ebony weed whacker

I see plenty of of scumbagettes looking for trouble wearing these type boots:

https://anndemeulemeester.com/en-us/collections/boots/products/2102-w-c03-390-099-alec-ankle-boots?_pos=13&_fid=385075853&_ss=c%3Fvariant%3D39693438746784

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964687)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: judgmental spot

those are just run of the mill NYC Women. Scumbaguettes wear Ugg boots or fashion that was out of style a decade ago and they live in exurbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964702)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: elite ebony weed whacker

u can easily go home with a LES scumbagette to find her female partner back home waiting for u to do the needful for both of them--fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964714)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730074&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964764)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730240&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964765)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Misanthropic Striped Hyena

guy from 2002

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966962)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: elite ebony weed whacker

Ludlow Street, ywia

https://www.tiktok.com/@suleymandolaev/video/7242738152064978218

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966976)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Misanthropic Striped Hyena

a yuppie "boho" tiktok girl is not a scumbaguette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967033)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: judgmental spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967038)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: green swashbuckling indian lodge

you know how stevie started emulating kenny powers in eastbound and down? like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964643)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: spruce exciting hell

you're a low-loser IRL, they're out of your reach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964647)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

I have high T irl it just doesn’t get expressed in phenotype afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964652)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: spruce exciting hell

if you had high T irl, you wouldn't be asking this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964872)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

Shut up queer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965337)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: spruce exciting hell

giga-queer who can't get laid and makes $0k/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965374)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible athletic conference stage

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965465)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: judgmental spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965475)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48969224)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Mauve chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973508)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Doobsian knife patrolman

That’s the thing—you don’t. Stay in your lane, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964648)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964655)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: balding heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965386)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jet principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965100)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Slippery Pearly Hospital Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965138)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: umber multi-billionaire crotch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy52NTKMCPo&ab_channel=7sevenout7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964682)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Azure galvanic karate

take up smoking and go to bars in blue collar towns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964834)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

Should I expect to have to beat up dudes like in Roadhouse? Im 5’10. How else can I prove my virility?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964954)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Azure galvanic karate

you need to dress and talk the part. I'm out of the scene but in my day that meant baggy jeans, white tees, close crop or buzzed hair. also, drop your college accent. proper english has no place in a bar playing Whitey Ford Sings the Blues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964977)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965341)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: exhilarant wagecucks associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965473)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: flushed impertinent half-breed newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965667)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: Beta sepia goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48970085)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: nighttime resort water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48974080)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Brindle keepsake machete public bath

Cigs and cocaine will get you most of the way there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964852)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: aromatic vermilion locale jew

Just send facebook messages to every girl you knew in HS who was a slutty pothead and is now a single mom with teenage kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964877)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

But this seems ignominious. I want to run irl game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964952)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: aromatic vermilion locale jew

take the low hanging fruit and then expand your scumbagette social network. all the girls hang out with each other, do blow and fuck each other's boyfriends/husbands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964990)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

But they’ll just talk about dick size like a lot. Is 7 small iyo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965099)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: aromatic vermilion locale jew

they dont care about dick size. these bitches are desperate and just want attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965106)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

You’re projecting imo. There are dick size restrictions with hot Scumbaguettes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965235)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: aromatic vermilion locale jew

Only earlier in their lives. They went for big floppy dicked scumbags, got knocked up and abandoned. They are in no position to demand big dicked man. Similarly there are no height and hairline restrictions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965964)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Marvelous low-t azn

great subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965989)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: green swashbuckling indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967804)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

It would still be foolish to assume they'll give non-Scum a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966108)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: aromatic vermilion locale jew

Wrong. My buddy married the scum queen from my HS last year. We’re talking early age coke habit, tatted up, had a kid out of wedlock in her early 20s, several stints of in patient rehab, bleach blonde hair and orange fake tan works as a receptionist in a salon type of bitch.

He was a national honor society, marching band nerd in HS. Completely bald, 5’9” and very average sized dick. She feels like she hit the lottery with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966120)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

why does she think she hit the lottery? did he ace OCI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966185)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: aromatic vermilion locale jew

Because he can handle her at her worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966231)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

What is “her worst?” Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967813)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: aromatic vermilion locale jew

mentally ill drug addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48971547)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Opaque spectacular plaza

shoot yourself in the thigh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964993)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Multi-colored chartreuse bawdyhouse milk

Summon spritezero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965097)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Magenta Know-it-all House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966970)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Slippery Pearly Hospital Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48968870)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Mewling mint temple

An esteemed 32X scholar should already possess all the tools

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965128)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965239)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Ocher Apoplectic Theatre Black Woman

you have to not be jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965348)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

Im Sephardic soooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965415)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Opaque spectacular plaza

this forum is so fucking creepy and gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965670)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: balding heaven

Cr, it’s soo sketch lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966017)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: yellow institution deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972910)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: Bipolar den idea he suggested

This wasn’t a sincere inquiry. (Op is Jewish and doesn’t get laid). Just a cheap attempt to indoctrinate us with clique theory. Nice try champ but not falling for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966021)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Henna background story

upvoted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966039)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Doobsian knife patrolman

slam dunk poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966071)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

I want to fuck Scum though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966123)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling hairless stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966295)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: vivacious impressive sex offender giraffe

Gently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966025)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: Frum 180 Antidepressant Drug University

move to Jersey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966066)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

Im already in Alabama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966186)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Beta sepia goal in life

fat trailerpark scumbagettes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967032)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: aromatic vermilion locale jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966253)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Mauve chapel

Scumbagettes prioritize Phenotype more than anyone else. Which is to say you have No Chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967044)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

They never talk about phenotype ime other than dick size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967093)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Mauve chapel

You don't have any Experience here, Champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967987)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

Yes I do. I know sooooooo many bros’ dick sizes bc of Scumbaguettes running their mouths.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48968405)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48969139)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

How to Seduce a Scumbaguette

A Field Manual for the Battle-Damaged and Cunning

They are not angels. They are not women in the classical sense. They are not nice. They are the women who scream at waiters, wear puffer jackets in the club, call their mothers “bitch,” and never once in their lives have reflected. They are the Scumbag Clique. And you want one.

Good. You are a man of taste and war.

They have tattoos with meanings they can’t explain. They use phrases like “my truth” and “deadass” with the sincerity of a priest offering the host. They vape watermelon poison and think astrology is real. They mock The Iliad but cry over TikToks. They are Scumbaguettes. They are emotionally bankrupt, morally stunted, and sexually omnivorous. If you bring a flower, they will laugh. If you bring ketamine, they will follow.

To seduce them, you must amputate your dignity at the shoulder.

RULE ONE: NO LOSERY PHRASES

Do not say “the former” or “the latter.” Do not say “as it were,” “I posit,” or “to wit.” These are sounds that do not penetrate their ears. They interpret these noises as threats or attempts to shame them for their GEDs. They are immune to structure. They consider syntax fascist. If you use commas properly, they assume you're a virgin.

Speak in raw nouns. Grunt when possible. Talk like an unmedicated YouTuber:

“This slaps.”

“I’m off a bean.”

“Let’s spin the block.”

“He’s cooked.”

Say things that sound like violence or sex or money. No abstractions. They fear abstraction.

RULE TWO: NEVER BE “SAFE”

They want chaos. They want tension. They want the bartender to ask you to leave. If you ask what they “do for work,” you have already lost. They hate their jobs and see your question as small talk—which to them is violence. If you want to win, lean close and say something foul. Not cruel—foul. Something that could get you banned from HR. Something that makes her laugh because it breaks the furniture of her soul.

The average Scumbaguette has been chased out of five cities and two group chats. You are not going to impress her with good credit. You impress her by being a spectacle. Be dangerous, or be forgotten.

RULE THREE: BE THE DEVIL, NOT THE DAD

Do not correct her. Do not educate her. Do not show her the right way to do anything. You are not her father. Her father is either in prison or her phone contacts under “do not answer.” If you say, “Actually, it’s pronounced…” she will ghost you mid-date.

Instead, encourage her worst impulses. If she says she keyed her ex’s car, say, “Hell yeah.” If she says she hasn’t paid taxes in six years, say, “As you should.” You are the demon on her shoulder, not the angel.

RULE FOUR: DRESS LIKE YOU JUST CRAWLED OUT OF THE WOODS

They don’t want clean men. They want feral men. They want mullets, chipped nails, coats that smell like gasoline. You must look like you either just won a bar fight or are about to start one. She must not know whether you are on parole or on tour. If you own a Patagonia fleece, burn it now.

RULE FIVE: NEVER APOLOGIZE

She might bait you into it. She might accuse you of being “problematic” for liking Kubrick or saying “chick.” You must not flinch. If you show guilt, she will smell it like a dying animal. She will circle you, destroy you, screenshot you. But if you say, “Yeah, and?”—she will fold like a beach chair.

They are addicted to conflict but hate winning it. She wants to rage at a man who will not move. You are that man. Smile as she yells. Order another drink. Light a cigarette indoors.

RULE SIX: WALK AWAY FIRST

You must always leave. Do not linger. Do not ask what she’s doing later. Do not seek her approval. Once she is semi-laughing and calling you “insane,” you vanish. No goodbyes. Just say “bet” and leave like you have crimes to commit.

She will text. It might take hours. It might take days. She will say something chaotic and cold. Respond once. Something like:

“Newports?”

“U up?”

“Pull up.”

She’ll come. She always comes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972122)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972141)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972142)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972143)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Opaque spectacular plaza

cringe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972147)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

you're the one who doesn't even get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972188)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:22 AM
Author: Maniacal puppy mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972688)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: shivering ultramarine whorehouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972912)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:05 AM
Author: flirting stimulating stain

Don't you live in a trailer park? If so, try the nearest bar starting after work on local payday. Wear sports insignia stuff including baseball cap. Flash some cash. Lie your ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972683)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

Should I try to be at certain places when “welfare checks” hit? This occurs at a specific time of the month iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972900)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: judgmental spot

stop trying to get laid. it's not happening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973080)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

Stop talking about yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973355)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Ocher Apoplectic Theatre Black Woman

this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973863)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: flirting stimulating stain

That night at the bar. Offer to curate their tattoos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48974037)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Misanthropic Striped Hyena

https://x.com/ywomendeservles/status/1928159849105314277

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973137)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Slippery Pearly Hospital Voyeur

dear god, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973791)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: flirting stimulating stain

He's going to kill or fuck your dog. What? No way. I'm the only one who gets to fuck my dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48974834)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: shivering ultramarine whorehouse degenerate

Tatted chick is super hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48974047)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Ungodly Milky Field

do you have alpha scumbag energy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973375)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

Yes imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973500)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: aromatic vermilion locale jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973981)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: drunken gaming laptop

You should have tagged EPAH in the thread title. He is the resident expert on the subject.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: adventurous office wrinkle

how is the entirety of xo this fucking retarded? the answer is drugs, it always was drugs, and it always will be drugs, have drugs dumbfuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975049)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

Ok to be honest I'm really just thinking of Hot Girls but the kind who didn't go to college or know what OCI is. But it's the same fundamental problem that Scumbaguettes introduce. It's like trying to get with a Nurse or something. They hate Losery Doctors with high GPAs and liberal artists are kind of just Worse and much Poorer than Doctors.

Fundamentally I'm just tired of idiot Loser Women and their "thoughts" and am drawn to Women with No Thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975093)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: adventurous office wrinkle

so you go for one who likes a night of coke and fucking and your problem is solved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975099)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

Every idiots dies of fentanyl now. This shit all looks The Same. I'm not going to go around Killing Hot Girls and myself unless it's after I get laid. Usually I do coke before sex iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975103)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: adventurous office wrinkle

yes, you offer it to them as well and then they have sex with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975272)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

How do I get Pure cocaine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975294)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: adventurous office wrinkle

from scumbags then you test it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975302)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Maize Bateful Prole

Ime they always want to do it with you. How do I get away from them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975306)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: adventurous office wrinkle

with money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975307)