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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
fragrant antidepressant drug senate
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Vigorous olive institution jew
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Opaque pit
  04/18/25
Cr.
Mustard wrinkle international law enforcement agency
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
grizzly mind-boggling stage messiness
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Puce motley dog poop
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
fragrant antidepressant drug senate
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
turquoise parlor marketing idea
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Big-titted claret spot
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
fragrant antidepressant drug senate
  04/18/25
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Flesh Galvanic Voyeur
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
fragrant antidepressant drug senate
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Flesh Galvanic Voyeur
  04/18/25
...
irradiated state hunting ground
  04/18/25
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khaki church
  08/17/26
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sable patrolman crackhouse
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Coral marvelous gaming laptop
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Multi-colored cordovan plaza electric furnace
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
fragrant antidepressant drug senate
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Multi-colored cordovan plaza electric furnace
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
irradiated state hunting ground
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
fragrant antidepressant drug senate
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Multi-colored cordovan plaza electric furnace
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
fragrant antidepressant drug senate
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Multi-colored cordovan plaza electric furnace
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Swashbuckling skinny woman stage
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Multi-colored cordovan plaza electric furnace
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
irradiated state hunting ground
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
fragrant antidepressant drug senate
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Cerebral stag film
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
irradiated state hunting ground
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Cerebral stag film
  04/18/25
...
abusive dashing scourge upon the earth sound barrier
  08/17/26
...
abusive dashing scourge upon the earth sound barrier
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
sapphire mexican
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
fragrant antidepressant drug senate
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
sapphire mexican
  04/18/25
...
Flirting Soul-stirring Volcanic Crater
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Multi-colored cordovan plaza electric furnace
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
fragrant antidepressant drug senate
  04/18/25
...
sable patrolman crackhouse
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Stirring maize athletic conference round eye
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Cerebral stag film
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
fragrant antidepressant drug senate
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
fragrant antidepressant drug senate
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
fragrant antidepressant drug senate
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Opaque pit
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
fragrant antidepressant drug senate
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
fragrant antidepressant drug senate
  08/17/26
...
abusive dashing scourge upon the earth sound barrier
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Flesh Galvanic Voyeur
  08/17/26
ur dumb
fragrant antidepressant drug senate
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Flesh Galvanic Voyeur
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
fragrant antidepressant drug senate
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Flesh Galvanic Voyeur
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
fragrant antidepressant drug senate
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
contagious mental disorder
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
fragrant antidepressant drug senate
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
contagious mental disorder
  08/17/26
...
Internet-worthy Geriatric Parlour
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
sapphire mexican
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
fragrant antidepressant drug senate
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
sapphire mexican
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
grizzly mind-boggling stage messiness
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
fragrant antidepressant drug senate
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
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tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: fragrant antidepressant drug senate

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Vigorous olive institution jew

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Opaque pit

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Mustard wrinkle international law enforcement agency

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: grizzly mind-boggling stage messiness

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Puce motley dog poop

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: fragrant antidepressant drug senate

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: turquoise parlor marketing idea

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Big-titted claret spot

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: fragrant antidepressant drug senate

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Flesh Galvanic Voyeur

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: fragrant antidepressant drug senate

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Flesh Galvanic Voyeur

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: irradiated state hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: khaki church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: sable patrolman crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Coral marvelous gaming laptop

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Multi-colored cordovan plaza electric furnace

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: fragrant antidepressant drug senate

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Multi-colored cordovan plaza electric furnace

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: irradiated state hunting ground

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: fragrant antidepressant drug senate

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Multi-colored cordovan plaza electric furnace

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: fragrant antidepressant drug senate

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored cordovan plaza electric furnace

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Swashbuckling skinny woman stage

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Multi-colored cordovan plaza electric furnace

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: irradiated state hunting ground

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: fragrant antidepressant drug senate

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Cerebral stag film

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: irradiated state hunting ground

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Cerebral stag film

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: abusive dashing scourge upon the earth sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: abusive dashing scourge upon the earth sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: sapphire mexican

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: fragrant antidepressant drug senate

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: sapphire mexican

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Flirting Soul-stirring Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored cordovan plaza electric furnace

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: fragrant antidepressant drug senate

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: sable patrolman crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Stirring maize athletic conference round eye

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Cerebral stag film

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: fragrant antidepressant drug senate

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: fragrant antidepressant drug senate

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: fragrant antidepressant drug senate

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Opaque pit

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: fragrant antidepressant drug senate

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: fragrant antidepressant drug senate

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: abusive dashing scourge upon the earth sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Flesh Galvanic Voyeur

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: fragrant antidepressant drug senate

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Flesh Galvanic Voyeur

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: fragrant antidepressant drug senate

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Flesh Galvanic Voyeur

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: fragrant antidepressant drug senate

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: contagious mental disorder

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: fragrant antidepressant drug senate

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: contagious mental disorder

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Geriatric Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: sapphire mexican

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: fragrant antidepressant drug senate

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: sapphire mexican

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: grizzly mind-boggling stage messiness

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: fragrant antidepressant drug senate

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50149087)