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New Matt Gaetz interview just dropped (CSLG)
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Date: May 21st, 2025 11:58 AM Author: Slate chapel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=738z5ZyJgws
I'm getting dinner with him in 3 weeks too.
Starts at 9:20.
Rate my performance. |
Date: May 21st, 2025 12:01 PM Author: useless drunken goyim the messy charger still thrown on the floor is 180
wtf is under the desk with the tag? fire extinguisher? |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Slate chapel Rate my performance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48950788) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:22 PM Author: Maniacal quadroon Hand gestures are distracting but otherwise very solid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48950868) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 10:53 PM Author: Vermilion spectacular haunted graveyard ya, why was he jacking off two dudes the whole time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952502) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:45 PM Author: useless drunken goyim solid content and delivery, but u picked ur nose twice from 11:15-11:30.
professional talking heads never pick their nose on camera. they must know not to touch their face ever. |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 1:08 PM Author: Sinister Friendly Grandma that wasn't picking his nose, although your overall point is valid better than last time which was solid, too black shirt better than white shirt says 'now' way too much. that's my only real critique i guess one more. it's habba, not habbas. |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:48 PM Author: Slate chapel Im appearing for Matt once a month now as his regular legal expert. Im going to be on Fox News soon too as an expert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952141) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 9:15 PM Author: Sinister Friendly Grandma well done. will you be tied to a show a just a fox news expert available for whenever? will you keep the t-shirt schtick for fox news? |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 9:56 PM Author: Slate chapel No idea about what show. And yes, I'll stick with the t-shirt schtick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952414) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:05 AM Author: Sinister Friendly Grandma you may be able to get away with white, but i'd say any color but white then hope you can and will say what you get paid to be on fox news or on gaetz's show, for that matter |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 7:34 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy comical stock car codepig get the fox news contributor title
don't settle for correspondent. |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 7:36 AM Author: useless drunken goyim a random guest isnt a correspondent. they're just random guests. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952906) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Maniacal quadroon What kind of office chair is that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48950789) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:03 PM Author: Slate chapel Some shit I bought on Amazon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48950792) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:05 PM Author: Odious Death Wish Jew did he make you wear lifts this time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48950799) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:05 PM Author: Slate chapel I'm sitting down =( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48950801) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:15 PM Author: razzle market depressive You're not aware of chair lifts?
I thought every shortmo on xoxo got them during COVID. They're 180. Add like 2-3 inches on Zoom and make you look alpha as fuck. |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:06 PM Author: Adventurous Cordovan Theater Stage What do you do as a PI lawyer who does no federal crim law to prepare for these interviews? ChatGPT? Does he give you the questions in advance? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48950804) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:07 PM Author: Slate chapel I just get a text saying can you talk about X topic today at 3pm. And then I get no other info. I read a good amount of news so I am generally pretty well versed already in the situation. I also did a few years of criminal law practice at the beginning of my career.
Rate my performance and knowledge. |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:09 PM Author: cheese-eating trip famous landscape painting I rate you as one of many things wrong with America. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48950818) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:20 PM Author: stirring frisky church electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48950857) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 1:12 PM Author: Sinister Friendly Grandma seemed solid to me i would have been more decisive about the jury question no new jersey jury is convicting and to be fair this is basically ordinance ticket behavior, not criminal otoh, fuck libs |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:10 PM Author: Vigorous den ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48950824) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:12 PM Author: cerebral sticky spot therapy kindly request you do the needful and wear a nehru jacket for next interview
https://assets2.andaazfashion.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/800x1200/a12781a7f2ccb3d663f7fd01e1bd2e4e/p/a/pastel-dark-blue-art-silk-embroidered-mens-nehru-jacket-mwcv0436-1.jpg |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:14 PM Author: Slate chapel If someone buys it and ships it to me I will.
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:17 PM Author: cerebral sticky spot therapy ty, this is veddy jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48950851) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Amethyst masturbator brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952146) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:26 PM Author: canary insanely creepy useless brakes crotch CSLG there's a typo on your landing page
"Depending on your case, hiring a lawyer may cost you anything out of pocket."
should include the word "not" |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:54 PM Author: milky razzmatazz half-breed One weird trick that looks like a typo but literally allows him to charge anything he wants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952156) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:29 PM Author: bipolar bull headed kitty cat A Star is Born. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48950899) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:32 PM Author: brass beady-eyed institution sweet tailpipe You should slip in a hidden XO reference in every appearance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48950915) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:37 PM Author: Slate chapel Give me some suggestions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48950939) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 1:03 PM Author: Adventurous Cordovan Theater Stage "the defendant's argument sure sounds like that old adage 'black people like steaks because they look like Africa'. She'd better come up with something quick if she wants to beat these charges." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48951009) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 1:06 PM Author: Slate chapel Democrats are waiving in illegal immigrants like a third base coach. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48951015) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 1:23 PM Author: insecure hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48951055) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:08 PM Author: stimulating primrose dingle berry theater Like a drunken third base coach was the original line by Johnsmeyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48951763) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 6:55 AM Author: Bateful coral macaca Pork chops! Get your racisms right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952866) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 1:20 PM Author: brass beady-eyed institution sweet tailpipe "I was just reading about that case while enjoying a nice glass of juice with my pet lizard ..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48951039) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 1:25 PM Author: bipolar bull headed kitty cat There's one principle difference between Mayor Ras Baraka, who's case was dropped, and Congressperson LaMonica McIver. Height. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48951061) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:07 AM Author: Buck-toothed Nursing Home "complete 180 from the position they took earlier .... hope this helps clear things up for your viewers." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952629) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:33 PM Author: glittery offensive hissy fit church building You've had an incredible career and you should be very proud. Congrats brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48950920) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:44 PM Author: Flushed heady mental disorder police squad Can’t wait until CSLG is POTUS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48950955) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:45 PM Author: bipolar bull headed kitty cat cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48950961) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:51 PM Author: Slate chapel My hair is thick as fuuuuuck. Thanks minoxidil! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48950979) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:58 PM Author: bipolar bull headed kitty cat Night and day difference between now and when you did the presser with Steve for the drunk cop in Torrance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48950996) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 4:02 PM Author: Slate chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48951575) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:52 PM Author: black rambunctious circlehead I know you like showing off your arms which is why you wear T-shirts, but it honestly detracts from your professionalism and is distracting. I really don't mean any disrespect when I say its time to grow up.
When I was in my 20s my parents lived on the 11th hole in a golf course development. Back in those days I loved showing off my pecs and arms and refused to wear a shirt golfing.
Now, in retrospect, I realize how immature that was.
Having said that, your content and delivery is solid, you just need to stop with this weird obsession about showing off your arms. |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 1:01 PM Author: Pearly house Brother I have something to tell you about CSLG loving to showcase himself. You may want to sit down for this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48951005) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 1:23 PM Author: insecure hairy legs you continue to be good in these settings. one thing id clean up is that you started out by saying "now" at the beginning of every sentence when you were explaining what happened, which was a bit annoying. you did stop doing that in the free conversation part, which was easier on the ear imho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48951053) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Slate chapel At least I stopped saying right after everything =) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48951254) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 9:18 PM Author: Sinister Friendly Grandma saying 'right' after everything is a huge pet peeve of mine. i fucking hate it. i think i did it once and considered killself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952344) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 7:39 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy comical stock car codepig if a word or phrase can be substituted with "know what I'm saying?" without changing the sentence's meaning, it shouldn't be used.
starting a sentence with "now," is perfectly fine so long as it's not overly used as a confidence crutch |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 11:49 PM Author: Sinister Friendly Grandma i agree, but cslg overused 'now' it in this interview (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48955448) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 4:08 PM Author: Snowy Motley Toaster the tattoo sleeve is retarded. very few, if any, people have the phenotype to pull it off and youre not one of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48951584) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 9:17 PM Author: Sable Point he doesn't have the phenotype to be able to continue to live (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952338) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 4:32 PM Author: Saffron Bisexual Forum Love Of Her Life “Me-lee”?
I’ve only heard it pronounced “may-lay” |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 4:56 PM Author: Slate chapel Chandler said the same thing =( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48951725) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:07 PM Author: Impressive Dog Poop Spend $5,000k on a couple formal media training sessions. It will take your performance from 168 to 176 and allow you to get a lot more press and exposure. Also get a chair without the headrest, it's distracting and retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48951759) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:16 PM Author: Adventurous Cordovan Theater Stage This is a really good idea given how little that is to him and how much upside there is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952204) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Sable Point is this on top of the $ this rat kike spends to get the "exposure?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952336) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:18 PM Author: Adventurous Cordovan Theater Stage Bring Chandler on the screeen next time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952209) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Sable Point it would be 180 if someone slit this kike faggot's throat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952334) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 9:24 PM Author: dull genital piercing Rude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952357) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 9:17 PM Author: hideous faggotry gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952341) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 11:00 PM Author: thriller base This isn’t the flex you think it is lil bruh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952514) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 11:07 PM Author: Slate chapel Idk man I think it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952524) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 11:11 PM Author: thriller base Off all the people on Earth why would you want to be friends with donkey teeth politician? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952531) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 11:24 PM Author: blue whorehouse Seriously CSLG, be careful. Matt Gaetz almost went down *hard*. There was another guy in Minneapolis named Anton Lazaro who was involved in politics and fucking underage SA whores, and didn't have Gaetz's wealth or connections. He is currently serving a long stretch in prison. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952553) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 11:27 PM Author: thriller base Cslg talks about how rich he is all the time but doesn’t know how to enjoy his money or something. RSF does it better (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952562) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 7:42 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy comical stock car codepig I personally know a guy doing a serious federal prison stretch because of his antics with Matt and others. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952913) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:28 PM Author: blue whorehouse Joel Greenberg? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48955257) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:25 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy comical stock car codepig very close (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48956295) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 11:15 PM Author: poppy selfie stain Your sleeve tattoo looks really gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952534) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 6:56 AM Author: Bateful coral macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952867) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 11:39 PM Author: Buck-toothed Nursing Home wow so this is the power of the chancellor's award
I heard a federal statute, I heard a lecture on the difference between assault and battery
nasally bleating straight into my ear |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:02 AM Author: Slate chapel IDK man, I thought I did well. But I know most of the 6'4 chad posters here could have done much better. I just try to do my best. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952622) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 7:28 AM Author: Pearly house Super confident guys at my HS constantly seek validation from dying web 0.4 boards full of middle aged balding lawyers all the time, it's NBD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952897) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:19 AM Author: Slate chapel Everyone seeks validation. I'm just good at getting lots of it, brother =) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48955501) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 6:54 AM Author: Bateful coral macaca Well, I understand now why you don’t try your own cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48952864) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:24 AM Author: sooty swashbuckling windowlicker Why would you associate with that slimeball? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2Elisa#48955509) |