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Daughter got into Penn yesterday. I can't afford it.

Not sure how to tell her. She was crying tears of joy and my...
internet-worthy provocative point
  12/19/25
OF
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  12/19/25
Objectively, I don't think she would make any money.
internet-worthy provocative point
  12/19/25
Congratulations on the Jewish Daughter
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  12/19/25
We are zero percent jewish
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There hasn't been a white gentile admitted to Penn since the...
Concupiscible pearl son of senegal
  12/19/25
I didn't say we were white gentiles
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Just move to PA for that SWeet in state tuition. State Coll...
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lol never gets old
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Pittsburg is an okay city too.
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why are you so poor. why didn't you tell her before she appl...
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  12/19/25
I didn't think she would get accepted.
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Great parent
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This reasoning is normal
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  12/23/25
great job dipshit
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She can still apply for financial aid. You have to explain ...
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  12/19/25
We live WAY beyond our means and our EFC is going to be astr...
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wow. it would be much better if you were a diligent and well...
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  12/19/25
We're probably going to sell our house for a 20% loss and do...
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she can be proud her family has more carry-forward losses th...
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do you think beauty school will admit her after she breaches...
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  12/19/25
You're either a turbogoy or this is flame. The Ivies are fre...
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  12/19/25
Turbogoys here
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  12/19/25
Lol if you make 301k to 999k you are fucked for life
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  12/20/25
Write out the costs for each school under consideration. ...
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  12/19/25
It’s December, that means she got in early decision. ...
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Well ex….cuuuuuze me!
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  12/19/25
great thread
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It sounds like your life is fucked anyway, so just plan to f...
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  12/19/25
I'm looking into life insurance policies as we type
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That’s a great start. You’re probably also gett...
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Do all banking in Delaware. 10 Del. C. § 3502.
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No make her do it. Don't they do federal loans still you nev...
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lol dating yourself. Joe Biden personally ensured that was d...
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I don't think you know how FAFSA works
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retard, i don't think you understand. she can take out as mu...
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Typical Gen Xer
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Why didn't you save for college? Why can't she just go an...
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Just let her take out loans
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Are you the poaster with the Asian daughter with all the wei...
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How many kids do you have?
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How much does Penn cost these days? Your income/net worth...
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Have me assassinate you for life insurance and pimp her out
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Lmao u are fucked
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Proper fucked
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this bitch is using claude, gpt, and discord
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What kind of Asian are you?
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South Asian
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Jesus
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? We're all South Asians, are we not?
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…in this great dharavi of life.
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I laughed when she wanted to apply via early decision. Her s...
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she'll get a full ride at penn st
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  12/23/25
damn man, you maed it
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  12/23/25
She'll do fine at a Big 10 school, I mean look at me!
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative point

Not sure how to tell her. She was crying tears of joy and my stomach was just turning.

Her best friend found out he was accepted into Furthest Cornell. It must have been decision day or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523510)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: violent dingle berry heaven

OF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523515)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative point

Objectively, I don't think she would make any money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523520)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible pearl son of senegal

Congratulations on the Jewish Daughter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523516)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative point

We are zero percent jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523590)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible pearl son of senegal

There hasn't been a white gentile admitted to Penn since the Obama administration. That's a statistical fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523602)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative point

I didn't say we were white gentiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523611)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Ruddy bearded jew crackhouse

Just move to PA for that SWeet in state tuition. State College is really nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523529)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative point

lol

never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523531)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: Bright idea he suggested sound barrier



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: chocolate soul-stirring internal respiration meetinghouse



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: big impressive fanboi range



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Diverse Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523716)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: twinkling razzle coffee pot party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523877)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: comical site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523948)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Vibrant hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524682)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Topaz theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525039)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Disgusting sable international law enforcement agency dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Summa

Pittsburg is an okay city too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535112)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: racy kitchen

why are you so poor. why didn't you tell her before she applied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523607)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative point

I didn't think she would get accepted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523612)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Irradiated Frum Sweet Tailpipe

Great parent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523614)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: hateful public bath

This reasoning is normal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523708)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Roblox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535207)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: racy kitchen

great job dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523715)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: infuriating seedy quadroon center

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523623)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: Mint Aphrodisiac Degenerate Roommate

She can still apply for financial aid. You have to explain the situation to her, but better to do it now when you can still help her fill out all the forms, than to leave it too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523626)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative point

We live WAY beyond our means and our EFC is going to be astronomical due to our high incomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523630)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Autistic emerald juggernaut

wow. it would be much better if you were a diligent and well-meaning adult whom the rapidly evolving economy simply passed by. telling her “sorry, dear; we’re tacky hood-rich conSOOMers, so off to beauty school with you!” is going to be a more painful message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523653)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative point

We're probably going to sell our house for a 20% loss and downsize significantly.

I haven't even paid off my own student loans yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523655)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Autistic emerald juggernaut

she can be proud her family has more carry-forward losses than any of her retard classmates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523661)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Costumed yellow parlour becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523811)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: racy kitchen

do you think beauty school will admit her after she breaches her early decision agreement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523731)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Autistic emerald juggernaut

fma. how thorough is an onlyfans background check? man, i sure hope that juicero was worth it to op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523954)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Bright idea he suggested sound barrier

You're either a turbogoy or this is flame. The Ivies are free for anyone making less than like $300k these days. If this isn't flame, then you should stop spending money on dumb goy shit so that your daughter can realize her dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523629)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative point

Turbogoys here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523634)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: frisky trip philosopher-king

Lol if you make 301k to 999k you are fucked for life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: hateful public bath

Write out the costs for each school under consideration.

Post on refrigerator.

To be honest you should have done this sooner.

If it was me, now, I would just freaking pay it rather than say no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523670)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: wild bistre cuckoldry trailer park

It’s December, that means she got in early decision.

Not that you’d know anything about how that works or Ivy League schools in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523717)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: hateful public bath

Well ex….cuuuuuze me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523722)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy saffron round eye ceo

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523673)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: marvelous stead

It sounds like your life is fucked anyway, so just plan to finish in the red and finance it all for her. You might get BKpwned and have to start over in your fifties, but at least she won’t start saddled. If you aren’t going to be able to pass on substantial assets, then the least you can do is kamikaze her debt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523703)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative point

I'm looking into life insurance policies as we type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523709)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: marvelous stead

That’s a great start. You’re probably also getting close to the age where you could do catch-up contributions to your retirement accounts, potentially putting more assets beyond the reach of creditors. Primary residence in FL. Spend what’s left and liquid on the kids/pass it on far enough ahead of the inevitable BK to avoid fraudulent transfer rules. Really pile on the leverage and then *poof* he’s gone, like Keyser Soze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523790)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Vivacious plaza indirect expression

Do all banking in Delaware. 10 Del. C. § 3502.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525176)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: laughsome library milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49526128)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed senate hairy legs

You could have gotten her emancipated and on the free tuition train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523721)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:24 AM
Author: soggy corn cake preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524567)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: brindle church building keepsake machete

Just do take out 300k in loans, what’s the big deal?

If she makes it her job for the next 9 months to apply for scholarships she can put a decent dent in the total cost and literally McDonald’s pays $20/hr so she should work part time starting this weekend through all four years of college (though she should try to finish in 3).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523773)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: peach multi-colored headpube house

No make her do it. Don't they do federal loans still you never have to pay back or na?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523778)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: brindle church building keepsake machete

lol dating yourself. Joe Biden personally ensured that was dead forever in the 2005 bankruptcy bill, which launched the political career of our greatest Native American politician of all time, Elizabeth Warren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523781)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: spruce main people sex offender

why don't you just pay for your daughter's living expenses and have her take out the rest in student loans? seems pretty straightforward and nbd. Penn CAS opens up many doors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523820)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative point

I don't think you know how FAFSA works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523839)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: spruce main people sex offender

retard, i don't think you understand. she can take out as much in loans as she wants, as long as it doesn't exceed her COA. if your EFC makes it so she's not eligible for need-based financial aid, you should stump up the cash for her living expenses at the very least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523959)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Gay antidepressant drug generalized bond

Typical Gen Xer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523842)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Indecent Lascivious Private Investor Field

Why didn't you save for college?

Why can't she just go and pay for it through a combination of loans, working, and whatever you can scrounge together?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523868)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Wine Sneaky Criminal

Just let her take out loans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523874)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Slate brethren

What do you mean you “can’t afford it”?

I’ve literally never heard of this and didn’t have any loans for UG/LS so really don’t know that much about this.

Can’t she borrow like $15K per year of it, and can’t you borrow the remainder? And ideally you can pay that off and she can help you based on the bright future PENNIS going to open for her?

I went to an Ivy UG but there were plenty of people with UMC but borderline insolvent parents. Sounds like you just need to fucking man up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523913)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: at-the-ready orchestra pit

Are you the poaster with the Asian daughter with all the weird fucked up shit on her feet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523920)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: cracking ratface liquid oxygen

How many kids do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523930)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: vigorous native

How much does Penn cost these days?

Your income/net worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523944)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Maize underhanded national

How is this even possible if you are at that age? Wouldn’t you be partner / counsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523963)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: violet talented nibblets

FaceTime her from Margaritaville and tell her to enjoy DLA Piper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524074)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM
Author: green arousing french chef selfie

Do uber shifts at night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524443)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:53 AM
Author: crystalline casino bbw

just take out loans bruh and then get disabled and have that shti forgiven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524446)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: internet-worthy provocative point

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524494)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:12 AM
Author: french legal warrant theatre

Have me assassinate you for life insurance and pimp her out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524457)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:35 AM
Author: internet-worthy provocative point

For fucks sake. My other daughter called me up to her room to show me this.

https://ibb.co/Lhtk2JDJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524532)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:25 AM
Author: boyish circlehead location

Lmao u are fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524570)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: internet-worthy provocative point

Proper fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525066)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: hairraiser whorehouse sandwich

Why does she have the onlyfans desktop app in the taskbar??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524690)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: french legal warrant theatre

this bitch is using claude, gpt, and discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525484)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Slate brethren

What kind of Asian are you?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524992)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: internet-worthy provocative point

South Asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525054)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Concupiscible pearl son of senegal

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525067)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: internet-worthy provocative point

? We're all South Asians, are we not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525157)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Autistic emerald juggernaut

…in this great dharavi of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525941)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49526024)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Self-centered black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49526027)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: laughsome library milk

In that case, just go back to India and take them all with you, they have colleges there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49526130)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Roblox

two daughters as an indian? what a curse from Vishnu! forget paying for college. save for dowry lest they be burned alive by pajeet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535194)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century

Three daughters and no sons. Vishnu hates me.

I'm Christian btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535210)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Roblox

in all seriousness, looks like they are academically inclined and will do well where ever they go.

try to push towards state flagship, imho. you have to treat them all the same (i also have 3 kids). if one goes to ivy league, the other two are going to want the same. that's a lot of money. but you also said you are high-earning so maybe you'll pull it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535226)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:26 PM
Author: Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century

I laughed when she wanted to apply via early decision. Her scores are much lower than my middle daughter. She had hardly any extracurriculars and her essay was crap.

I'm assuming applications are way down or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535243)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Self-centered black woman

Wow! Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49526026)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: FizzKidd (Chinese Becky)

gg, I hosed the reading section and didn't feel like retaking. might have gotten into UChicago if not for my unrigorous 1580

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535230)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Nude Six Nine

1580kg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535258)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: UhOh

she'll get a full ride at penn st

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535248)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

damn man, you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535254)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: FizzKidd (Chinese Becky)

She'll do fine at a Big 10 school, I mean look at me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535235)