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SP makes the news for literal slip-and-fall "victory" - $2.3M for falling down

https://archive.is/NQjNC Funeral guest trips and falls on...
butt cheeks
  05/25/25
They forgot to mention someone honked their car horn right b...
hagia shrewphia
  05/25/25
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butt cheeks
  05/25/25
1. disgusting 2. that guy is not and never has been spacepo...
UN peacekeeper
  05/25/25
Lol yes it is
Traditional Latin ass
  05/25/25
fine
UN peacekeeper
  05/25/25
this entire aspect of tort law is so fucking scummy
hank_scorpio
  05/25/25
Welp, they should have built their steps better or whatever.
chilmata
  05/25/25
oh lawdy, SPjr was in for such a hurtin’ that night
my dog is a bigger TRUMP fan than I am
  05/25/25
Holy shit 180
scholarship
  05/25/25
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butt cheeks
  05/25/25
we need a 100 post thread in the vein of CSLG threads where ...
cowgod (retired)
  05/25/25
Ward and Chris are kyoot
fulano
  05/25/25
Non-uniform stairs are an obvious hazard.
....,,....,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.......,.,.,.,.,..,.
  05/25/25
But they look like regular stairs don’t they
scholarship
  05/25/25
Anyone ever notice how the stairs on cruise ships are too st...
disco fries
  05/25/25
Nobody is going to have sympathy for you falling down stairs...
cowgod (retired)
  05/25/25
I just booked tickets anyone want to represent me
i gave my cousin head
  05/25/25
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blow off some steam
  05/25/25
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butt cheeks
  05/25/25
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butt cheeks
  05/25/25


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Date: May 25th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

https://archive.is/NQjNC

Funeral guest trips and falls on stairs at club, suffers fractures — $2.3 million settlement

Virginia Lawyers Weekly//March 9, 2025// 2 Minute Read

Injuries alleged: Shoulder fracture, skull and facial fractures, traumatic brain injury with extensive hospitalization and permanent sequelae

Name of mediator: Judge Thomas S. Shadrick (Ret.)

Date resolved: July 19, 2024

Special damages: $766,831.50

Attorneys for plaintiff: Ward Marstiller and [Spaceporn], Richmond, Emroch & Kilduff

Description of case: The 80-year-old plaintiff was attending a funeral reception with her husband as guests at a private club when she fell down an exterior flight of stairs leading to an outdoor courtyard.

The plaintiff claimed she was at or near the top of the stairs when she lost her balance and cascaded down the steps, almost to the courtyard below.

The plaintiff alleged that the contractor who built the stairs, as part of a courtyard renovation project a few years before the subject incident, violated multiple building codes due primarily to non-uniformity of step height and depth. The top step riser and tread were shorter than the rest of the step risers and treads, which constituted a known fall hazard within the construction industry, according to the plaintiff’s experts, a forensic engineer and forensic architect.

The plaintiff further alleged that the club owner negligently failed to remedy or warn about this fall hazard. The plaintiff’s claim was corroborated by deposition testimony from both the contractor and club staff concerning the short top step as a potential fall hazard.

The defense designated a forensic architect to rebut the plaintiff’s allegations.

Due to the plaintiff’s post-traumatic amnesia, she could not recall precisely how or where she fell. Moreover, neither her husband nor any club staff member was able to provide eyewitness testimony as to the mechanism of the plaintiff’s fall.

A guest at the reception was eventually discovered who recalled certain aspects of the plaintiff’s fall but did not observe the plaintiff’s legs and feet at the time of her fall.

The plaintiff designated a biomechanical engineer to assist with causation issues in the case. The parties settled for $2.3 million a few days before trial.

Ward Marstiller, counsel for the plaintiff, provided case information.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2Elisa#48960056)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:11 AM
Author: hagia shrewphia

They forgot to mention someone honked their car horn right before the plaintiff fell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2Elisa#48960073)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:12 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2Elisa#48960074)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:39 AM
Author: UN peacekeeper

1. disgusting

2. that guy is not and never has been spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2Elisa#48960086)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:22 AM
Author: Traditional Latin ass

Lol yes it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2Elisa#48960147)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: UN peacekeeper

fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2Elisa#48960177)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:42 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

this entire aspect of tort law is so fucking scummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2Elisa#48960093)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: chilmata

Welp, they should have built their steps better or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2Elisa#48960156)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: my dog is a bigger TRUMP fan than I am (Fight! Fight! Fight!)

oh lawdy, SPjr was in for such a hurtin’ that night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2Elisa#48960180)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: scholarship

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2Elisa#48960183)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2Elisa#48960231)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: cowgod (retired) (🧐)

we need a 100 post thread in the vein of CSLG threads where half the posts say something to the effect of "you may be a fag but some damn fine lawyering there tex! really exposing inefficiencies in the system! hell yeah"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2Elisa#48960187)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:03 AM
Author: fulano

Ward and Chris are kyoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2Elisa#48960197)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:05 AM
Author: ....,,....,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.......,.,.,.,.,..,.


Non-uniform stairs are an obvious hazard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2Elisa#48960199)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: scholarship

But they look like regular stairs don’t they

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2Elisa#48960200)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

Anyone ever notice how the stairs on cruise ships are too steep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2Elisa#48960201)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:11 AM
Author: cowgod (retired) (🧐)

Nobody is going to have sympathy for you falling down stairs, fatty. You'll just end up with broken legs and maybe a grand in comped drinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2Elisa#48960202)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:25 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head

I just booked tickets anyone want to represent me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2Elisa#48960207)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: blow off some steam



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2Elisa#48960848)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2Elisa#48960551)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2Elisa#48960808)