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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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internet-worthy drunken juggernaut
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Tantric razzle-dazzle station kitty
  05/30/25
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Olive hell
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Hairraiser topaz school cafeteria
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Spectacular brass house really tough guy
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Turquoise potus
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
umber bateful codepig
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Turquoise potus
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
doobsian base puppy
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
greedy tattoo rehab
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Sick pisswyrm partner
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Aggressive Stag Film
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Wine chapel idiot
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Disturbing stead
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Wine chapel idiot
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Motley sound barrier indirect expression
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
adulterous supple gas station pervert
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: internet-worthy drunken juggernaut



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Tantric razzle-dazzle station kitty

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48972918)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Olive hell



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Hairraiser topaz school cafeteria

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Spectacular brass house really tough guy

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Turquoise potus

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: umber bateful codepig

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Turquoise potus

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: doobsian base puppy

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973284)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: greedy tattoo rehab

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973341)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Sick pisswyrm partner

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Aggressive Stag Film

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Wine chapel idiot

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Disturbing stead

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Wine chapel idiot

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Motley sound barrier indirect expression

just do lines of coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973547)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: adulterous supple gas station pervert

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973591)