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How much commissary would you get for your gf in jail?

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beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library
  07/26/25
how much did your bf get for you?
Aromatic Persian Multi-billionaire
  07/26/25
(Subject matter expert)
Bat shit crazy codepig
  07/26/25
Absolutely wild that the pauper retard walks ITT w no self a...
Razzle Dragon
  07/26/25
Beyond belief
beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library
  07/26/25
DUAL subject matter expert, actually
beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library
  07/26/25
TRIPLE actually - see cookie section
Bat shit crazy codepig
  07/26/25
LOL
beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library
  07/26/25
Wrong. Nobody got him commissary.
Racy water buffalo station
  07/26/25
How much are shoelaces on the inside? The good ones that sta...
insecure center
  07/26/25
Not in the catalog
beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library
  07/26/25
How much is commissary and what can she get
swashbuckling kitty cat
  07/26/25
See my order below
beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library
  07/26/25
If my wife goes to prison I am divorcing her ass
insecure center
  07/26/25
imagine all the ass you'll get post-divorce
drunken church candlestick maker
  07/26/25
tbf, probably not as much as his wife.
mewling bawdyhouse volcanic crater
  07/26/25
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drunken church candlestick maker
  07/26/25
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beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library
  07/26/25
It displays: (QTY) Total cost So for example 16 Snicke...
beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library
  07/26/25
Aren’t you putting a target on her that she’s go...
plum greedy internal respiration electric furnace
  07/26/25
...
beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library
  07/26/25
Meth? STDs?
Bat shit crazy codepig
  07/26/25
No STDs and she doesn't sell ass. She's a pro burglar
beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library
  07/26/25
Can you bail her out? Put $100 on it per month I guess, may ...
Marvelous scourge upon the earth
  07/26/25
She's in way too much trouble, the judge didnt give her bail...
beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library
  07/26/25
Is it hard being with a woman who splits her time between yo...
insecure center
  07/26/25
Yeah
beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library
  07/26/25
The maximum. But more importantly I'd also send the maximum ...
Sable fluffy black woman roommate
  07/26/25
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beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library
  07/26/25
You're going to have to put enough on the "payroll"...
Copper bearded brunch dysfunction
  07/26/25
It's like $100 per month per head. I'd put her whole unit o...
Sable fluffy black woman roommate
  07/26/25
At this point isn't it easier to just hire a "civilian&...
Copper bearded brunch dysfunction
  07/26/25
What? I'm contemplating what I'd do to protect my beloved w...
Sable fluffy black woman roommate
  07/26/25
This is non-responsive because the thread topic specifically...
Copper bearded brunch dysfunction
  07/26/25
This is a good point and I appreciate the constructive feedb...
Sable fluffy black woman roommate
  07/26/25
Zuckerberg jerking off to the photos your jail gf sent to CH...
Copper bearded brunch dysfunction
  07/26/25
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Bat shit crazy codepig
  07/26/25
Any appliances, clothing, etc in the catalog
Topaz business firm dingle berry
  07/26/25
Nothing at all. Barely any toiletries
beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library
  07/26/25
How often can you talk on the phone? And how much does that...
Topaz business firm dingle berry
  07/26/25
...
beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library
  07/26/25
Interesting. Years ago I was offered a job at a startup that...
Topaz business firm dingle berry
  07/26/25
...
beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library
  07/26/25
Wish you all the best man. Read what you posted before and y...
Topaz business firm dingle berry
  07/26/25
In this hypo, is this my wife or do I have a sidepiece that ...
Excitant Insane Half-breed
  07/26/25
cq
Bat shit crazy codepig
  07/30/25
It clearly says it's your gf. But also, you don't understan...
Copper bearded brunch dysfunction
  07/30/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132155)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Aromatic Persian Multi-billionaire

how much did your bf get for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132158)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy codepig

(Subject matter expert)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Razzle Dragon

Absolutely wild that the pauper retard walks ITT w no self awareness to setup this DUNK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132273)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library

Beyond belief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132278)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library

DUAL subject matter expert, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132314)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy codepig

TRIPLE actually - see cookie section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132338)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132361)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Racy water buffalo station

Wrong. Nobody got him commissary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49133291)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: insecure center

How much are shoelaces on the inside? The good ones that stay tied and won’t come undone in court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132390)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library

Not in the catalog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132393)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: swashbuckling kitty cat

How much is commissary and what can she get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132248)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library

See my order below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132378)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: insecure center

If my wife goes to prison I am divorcing her ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132254)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: drunken church candlestick maker

imagine all the ass you'll get post-divorce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132268)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: mewling bawdyhouse volcanic crater

tbf, probably not as much as his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132320)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: drunken church candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132636)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132280)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library

It displays:

(QTY) Total cost

So for example 16 Snickers bars for a total of 18.72 (like 1.10 per bar which is a steal) but it doesn't display individual item cost

They only allow $100 per month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132289)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: plum greedy internal respiration electric furnace

Aren’t you putting a target on her that she’s got connections to money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132298)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132306)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy codepig

Meth? STDs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132342)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library

No STDs and she doesn't sell ass.

She's a pro burglar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132365)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Marvelous scourge upon the earth

Can you bail her out? Put $100 on it per month I guess, may need to sleep less to free up the cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132303)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library

She's in way too much trouble, the judge didnt give her bail.

Plus wouldn't i basically lose that money once she fails to appear? Better that the time she's in right now counts as time served.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132311)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: insecure center

Is it hard being with a woman who splits her time between you and the penal institution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132316)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132326)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: Sable fluffy black woman roommate

The maximum. But more importantly I'd also send the maximum to her cellie or whatever other friend(s) she identified as being crucial to her well being

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132347)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132363)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Copper bearded brunch dysfunction

You're going to have to put enough on the "payroll" to protect her, otherwise she'll just be extorted by tougher girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132364)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Sable fluffy black woman roommate

It's like $100 per month per head. I'd put her whole unit on payroll and find the guards wives and give them no-show jobs at my business if that's what it took.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132367)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Copper bearded brunch dysfunction

At this point isn't it easier to just hire a "civilian" girl who ISN'T in prison to be your concubine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132370)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Sable fluffy black woman roommate

What? I'm contemplating what I'd do to protect my beloved wife if she went away for murdering someone who totally had it coming or whatever. I could be $5,000 a month into her protection and probably still come out ahead financially compared to her being free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132377)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Copper bearded brunch dysfunction

This is non-responsive because the thread topic specifically says "gf." Wife is a totally different equation wtf bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132387)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Sable fluffy black woman roommate

This is a good point and I appreciate the constructive feedback brother. Life experience blinders you sometimes and I can no longer fathom having a girlfriend

The correct answer to this precise hypo is "lol, nothing" or if they're only in for a short stint and great in bed "the single person maximum, because it's immaterial"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132403)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: Copper bearded brunch dysfunction

Zuckerberg jerking off to the photos your jail gf sent to CHAD while you were sending her commissary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132349)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132353)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Topaz business firm dingle berry

Any appliances, clothing, etc in the catalog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132373)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library

Nothing at all. Barely any toiletries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132374)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Topaz business firm dingle berry

How often can you talk on the phone? And how much does that cost?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132384)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132388)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Topaz business firm dingle berry

Interesting. Years ago I was offered a job at a startup that automated inmate phone calls for local governments. They got a cut of the fees and I remember them being high. Seemed shitty.

How long have you two been together? Are you still together or is she with someone else skeezy now and you are just being a good guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132399)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: beady-eyed honey-headed coldplay fan library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132431)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Topaz business firm dingle berry

Wish you all the best man. Read what you posted before and you already know everything others would say. Take care of yourself and remember you can’t fix everything and everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49132647)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Excitant Insane Half-breed

In this hypo, is this my wife or do I have a sidepiece that somehow ended in jail and I'm worried about her spilling the beans to my wife and therefore have a tremendous incentive to get her stuff from the commissary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49133585)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy codepig

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49142562)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Copper bearded brunch dysfunction

It clearly says it's your gf. But also, you don't understand how parasites work, if you pay her off she'll just be back for more money. You're way better off paying some other bitch in the prison to shank her to death, thus guaranteeing her permanent silence. Honestly, how can you be on XO and not understand how women work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Elisa#49143354)