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*washed up megapoasters glaring at MPM coverage on Applebee's bar TV*

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Aphrodisiac Opaque Depressive
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frozen pit
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*meekly orders another IPA shandy*
learning disabled skinny woman
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*bartender promptly forgets it*
passionate cordovan juggernaut
  12/22/18
180
frozen pit
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Canary Haunting Hairy Legs Crackhouse
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we have such sights to show you
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while their younger sisters sit at the bar flirting with Cha...
Irradiated lavender abode dysfunction
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frozen pit
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Internet-worthy haunted graveyard boiling water
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mint bonkers legend
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Sabu stares at the signed photo of CharlesXII that the bar h...
Cracking stag film tank
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frozen pit
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odious demanding native
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lake home cumskin
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passionate cordovan juggernaut
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lmao
Wonderful Sound Barrier National
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Vigorous slap-happy sanctuary
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dashing boistinker office
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ungodly party of the first part dingle berry
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Hi Pensive!
Razzmatazz sneaky criminal codepig
  12/22/18
The bartenders ask Dr. Thunder by name if he wants the &ldqu...
frozen pit
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Tantric heaven trust fund
  12/22/18
*inquires if the bar has a scanner that accepts crypto *b...
odious demanding native
  12/22/18
WHY TAKING SO RONG!! screams CHUNG+ seated alone at booth
Violent Sticky Theatre
  12/22/18
is he with 'the gf'?
Tantric heaven trust fund
  12/22/18
no, she's out for reupholstering
maize range
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supple fat ankles
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MPM has zero intergrity now that my dog said it's fine for p...
bronze french chef
  12/22/18
i'd invite you to join us now that you're out, but don't you...
passionate cordovan juggernaut
  12/22/18
No I don't think so. Also, I don't know who you are.
bronze french chef
  12/22/18
no one does, i'm a washed up megapoaster didn't you poast...
passionate cordovan juggernaut
  12/22/18
Previous monikers?
bronze french chef
  12/22/18
Dwight Privilege manic pixelated dream girl toxic mes...
passionate cordovan juggernaut
  12/22/18
Georgetown University Poverty Center
Aphrodisiac Opaque Depressive
  12/22/18
haha forgot that one 180
passionate cordovan juggernaut
  12/22/18
Ok, I think I remember the toxic message board one. I thoug...
bronze french chef
  12/22/18
nah, all me that's always been my problem, others getting...
passionate cordovan juggernaut
  12/22/18
Always listen to jews about that sort of thing
fragrant alcoholic faggot firefighter
  12/22/18
Yeah, I'd have to agree with him. Sorry. I remember the mo...
bronze french chef
  12/22/18
absolutely devastating
Rusted racy spot
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Razzmatazz sneaky criminal codepig
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“That could have been me,” lawman8 repeats for t...
sienna chapel pistol
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“I could have got a scholarship to Bucknell if I didn&...
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iridescent irate ticket booth
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Federal Bbw Sandwich
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bronze french chef
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razzle-dazzle jade lodge
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: passionate cordovan juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37452172)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Opaque Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37452193)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Cracking stag film tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37452242)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: frozen pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37452252)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: learning disabled skinny woman

*meekly orders another IPA shandy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37452291)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: passionate cordovan juggernaut

*bartender promptly forgets it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37452327)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: frozen pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37452636)



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Date: December 16th, 2022 10:38 AM
Author: Canary Haunting Hairy Legs Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#45642442)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#49305170)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: Irradiated lavender abode dysfunction

while their younger sisters sit at the bar flirting with Chad, living it up on their $35 Christmas bonus gift card

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37452319)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: frozen pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37452639)



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Date: December 23rd, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Internet-worthy haunted graveyard boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37456425)



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Date: December 16th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: mint bonkers legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#45642438)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Cracking stag film tank

Sabu stares at the signed photo of CharlesXII that the bar hung up where his photo used to be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37452339)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: frozen pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37452641)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: odious demanding native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37452750)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: lake home cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453059)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: passionate cordovan juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453516)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Wonderful Sound Barrier National

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37454083)



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Date: December 23rd, 2020 3:38 PM
Author: Vigorous slap-happy sanctuary



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Date: December 27th, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: Vigorous slap-happy sanctuary



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: dashing boistinker office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37452400)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: ungodly party of the first part dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37452609)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Razzmatazz sneaky criminal codepig

Hi Pensive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37452630)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: frozen pit

The bartenders ask Dr. Thunder by name if he wants the “usual.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37452645)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Tantric heaven trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37452746)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: odious demanding native

*inquires if the bar has a scanner that accepts crypto

*bar does, but crypto is no longer valuable enough to buy anything other than coffee

*exchanges 2 bitcoin core for a small coffee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37452759)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Violent Sticky Theatre

WHY TAKING SO RONG!! screams CHUNG+ seated alone at booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37452778)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: Tantric heaven trust fund

is he with 'the gf'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453043)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: maize range

no, she's out for reupholstering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453505)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: supple fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37454265)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: bronze french chef

MPM has zero intergrity now that my dog said it's fine for people to submit multiple votes from the same account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453520)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: passionate cordovan juggernaut

i'd invite you to join us now that you're out, but don't you have a reputation for getting extremely rowdy at bars and eventually forcibly bounced?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453530)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: bronze french chef

No I don't think so. Also, I don't know who you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453536)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: passionate cordovan juggernaut

no one does, i'm a washed up megapoaster

didn't you poast about how you got blackout one night and the next morning remembered or were informed you'd been manhandled out the bar or club door by a bouncer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: bronze french chef

Previous monikers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: passionate cordovan juggernaut

Dwight Privilege

manic pixelated dream girl

toxic message board ruining your life

zelda's ocarina of slime

extroverted olive oil

paul mokeski

American Hairlines

trying to think of others you'll recognize, gimme a sec

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453558)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Opaque Depressive

Georgetown University Poverty Center

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453582)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: passionate cordovan juggernaut

haha forgot that one 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: bronze french chef

Ok, I think I remember the toxic message board one. I thought that guy was armodafinil though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453593)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: passionate cordovan juggernaut

nah, all me

that's always been my problem, others getting credit for my ideas in XO's collective memory.

i didn't follow DBG's advice to aggressively brand my moniker and it turns out he was right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453608)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: fragrant alcoholic faggot firefighter

Always listen to jews about that sort of thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453652)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: bronze french chef

Yeah, I'd have to agree with him. Sorry. I remember the monikers but not much else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453656)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Rusted racy spot

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453756)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sneaky criminal codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453539)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: sienna chapel pistol

“That could have been me,” lawman8 repeats for the 5th time today as everyone avoids giving him attention. “I was an all-county poaster in high school.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453522)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: sienna chapel pistol

“I could have got a scholarship to Bucknell if I didn’t get carpal-tunnel my senior year,” he added.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453531)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: iridescent irate ticket booth



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Federal Bbw Sandwich

"i would have won MPM if coach had just put me in 4th quarter" lawman8 muses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37454091)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: bronze french chef

*if the incompetent organizer knew how to correctly count votes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37455048)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: Cracking stag film tank

beep beep

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle jade lodge



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Date: December 24th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: passionate cordovan juggernaut

*breathes sigh of relief not to be there as "Malice At The Palace" breaks out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37464268)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 12:20 PM
Author: Apoplectic circlehead trump supporter



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Date: December 30th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: jet azn hissy fit



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Date: December 20th, 2019 1:05 PM
Author: Crystalline Impressive Becky



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Date: December 20th, 2019 1:05 PM
Author: Flesh water buffalo foreskin



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Date: December 20th, 2019 1:09 PM
Author: frozen pit

I’m wearing my “xoxohth ‘04” t-shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#39298104)



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Date: December 20th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: Chrome boltzmann school cafeteria



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Date: December 23rd, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: jet azn hissy fit



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Author: Well-lubricated center



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Date: December 16th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: mint bonkers legend



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Date: December 16th, 2023 10:41 PM
Author: Boyish School Doctorate



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