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cslg stop being a pussy and out the divorce settlement numbers
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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:00 PM Author: Blue bonkers mediation brunch The people have a right to know how much change you handed over. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49942815) |
Date: June 16th, 2026 8:05 PM Author: violet hateful meetinghouse it must make him look REALLY bad because he's happy to share everything else about his life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49942835) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:11 PM Author: Blue bonkers mediation brunch I can't imagine him telling the truth on this one. He would never admit to getting raked over the coals. He's a zero Ls personal historian. So he would have to lie and say the court found the wife insane or something and she only got $5. That's how he would typically frame it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49942874) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:51 PM Author: razzle-dazzle iridescent kitchen dopamine well, it's simply gotta be brutal. millions of dollars in the split and then some kind of ongoing alimony or child support, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943375) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:52 PM Author: comical onyx cuckold step-uncle's house Plus an admission that RSF is French (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943381) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 12:05 AM Author: Blue bonkers mediation brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943394) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 4:10 AM Author: violet hateful meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943518) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 4:22 AM Author: Charismatic mad cow disease persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943525) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 6:19 AM Author: green violent hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943554) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:09 AM Author: amber passionate foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943653) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:33 AM Author: razzle-dazzle iridescent kitchen dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943686) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 11:25 AM Author: Charismatic mad cow disease persian where are we at on this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49955368) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:54 PM Author: Emerald puppy this is one of the most jewish threads I've stepped inside in quite some time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943386) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 12:06 AM Author: Blue bonkers mediation brunch Sup cslg lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943396) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 2:30 AM Author: Chartreuse athletic conference I'll allow it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943494) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 6:19 AM Author: green violent hospital This isn’t Jewish at all. But CSLG’s settlement is another Shoah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943555) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 12:35 AM Author: motley volcanic crater It is confirmed that they have reach a final number and decree and that she’s not appealing? Otherwise I can understand him being hesitant to discuss. Also seems likely there was a confidentiality provision of some kind that he could pwn himself with if he blew confidentiality yucking it up with his racist chattweetblog internet friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943429) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 12:49 AM Author: Blue bonkers mediation brunch Counterpoint: discretion has never stopped him from beating his chest before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943443) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 4:11 AM Author: violet hateful meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943519) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 6:20 AM Author: green violent hospital $100k penalty per poast provision (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943556) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 1:13 AM Author: Topaz misanthropic market internal respiration Let’s just say CSLG has nothing to worry about. Nor does his ex, tbf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943458) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 1:32 AM Author: Blue bonkers mediation brunch Yeah obviously they're both super rich. Before he was rich and now she has half of that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943464) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 5:37 AM Author: Adventurous rose church building stock car Both him, his ex, his kids, and his dog have more money than you will in a hundred lifetimes. Consider it settled. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943535) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 5:57 AM Author: Wonderful cruel-hearted liquid oxygen Its funny cause he's surely paying $15m+ to a chick who was like a 5 at best but he wld constantly rant how he has a "hawt wife" and then lol at losers like me who have no "happy wife, happy life". All veddy demonic arrogant jew, karma is a bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943547) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 6:03 AM Author: violet hateful meetinghouse I despise CSLG but I will say his ex-wife is attractive. she's thin, looks a decade younger than her age, and - as he continually bragged about on the board and IRL - he bought her some tiddies.
I hope she's enjoying millions of dollars and getting some big, young dick now. |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 6:18 AM Author: Heady area LOL cslg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943553) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 6:40 AM Author: violet hateful meetinghouse no but I know him irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943561) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 3:17 PM Author: abusive fanboi saem, she was very pleasant and pretty
their kids are actually super smart and were cool
divorce should just be baked into a heterosexual marriage in post-covid world imo once kids are grown enough, ill probably get a surrogate since its probably cheaper and saem outcomes in studies if dad is involved |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 4:12 PM Author: violet hateful meetinghouse cr but I never met the kids
idk if I trust you to raise a kid, what if it's a girl? |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 6:52 PM Author: abusive fanboi if daughter - she's fucked and im cucked
it is what it |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 6:21 AM Author: green violent hospital Sup, Kenny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943557) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 6:40 AM Author: violet hateful meetinghouse no but I've met him irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943562) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 6:46 AM Author: Wonderful cruel-hearted liquid oxygen (CSLG alt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943563) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 6:47 AM Author: Wonderful cruel-hearted liquid oxygen only by the metric of how hideous US "women" are today is she anything attractive, she's a typical hideous birth control bodied US raised shrew, in Asia ppl wld think she's a trannie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943565) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 8:51 AM Author: spectacular lavender tank theatre (literally, cslg's wife) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943628) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 8:52 AM Author: violet hateful meetinghouse 180
need alimony |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 12:08 PM Author: Blue bonkers mediation brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49944110) |
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Date: June 19th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: unholy trailer park keepsake machete Am I hallucinating? I thought pictures were posted and that she was busted as fuck. Maybe from the firm page? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49948499) |
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Date: June 19th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: violet hateful meetinghouse not sure but some people look better irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49948515) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 8:17 AM Author: Drunken native Big young dick tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943596) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: violet hateful meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943631) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:35 AM Author: razzle-dazzle iridescent kitchen dopamine cr add an "i hope" on there somewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943690) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: Blue bonkers mediation brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49944111) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 6:02 AM Author: big-titted associate resort He only owns 12 houses now instead of 13 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49943550) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 7:42 PM Author: violet hateful meetinghouse I was shittalking CSLG to my parents today during dinner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49947270) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 7:57 PM Author: excitant chrome abode blood rage my sister calls him a total kike faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49947331) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 8:06 PM Author: violet hateful meetinghouse 1800000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49947367) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 8:22 PM Author: Dashing Gunner Not a shitlawyer (or a community property state fag), but presumably when calculating their communal property they did something like value the firm at something like 3x EBITDA, added that to the rest of their assets, and then split that down the middle.
So lets say he had $30MM in assets, plus they may have valued the firm at like $40MM, giving total communal assets of $70MM with her share $35MM.
If he's not going to give her his share of the firm, he may have to literally give her ALL of his / their assets, and maybe even take out a loan for the difference or, more likley, assign over a share of the firms profits for a certain amount of time.
More likley, he's keeping something like $5MM of the assets giving her $25MM of the assets, and then turning over $10MM of future firm receivables to her.
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Date: June 18th, 2026 8:23 PM Author: Blue bonkers mediation brunch One can hoap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49947388) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 8:23 PM Author: Dashing Gunner I remember thinking to myself years ago how retarded he was to have her up on his firm website given that it was always so obvious they were highly likley to get divorced and that it would be used as evidence against him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49947390) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Blue bonkers mediation brunch He did win a TRO against the mother of his children based on lies and then smeared her to tens if not hundreds of anonymous lawyers on the online internet. So you have to give him his flowers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49947393) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 8:26 PM Author: Dashing Gunner Was not aware. I've barely poasted the past handful of months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49947395) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 8:31 PM Author: Blue bonkers mediation brunch He said he got the TRO because she was crazy and dangerous or something. But really it's because he's a scumbag ambulance chaser and he probably recorded her unwittingly or something and lied to the court to try and better his odds at custody and alimony. Because, and, I think at this point it's heavily implied, he's an evil rat faced you know what. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49947399) |
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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:03 AM Author: henna titillating trump supporter Funnily enough she was the perfect wife and his best friend and loved threesomes before the divorce. We only heard she was crazy and suffering long-term postpartum depression afterwards. Odd case! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49948169) |
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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:11 AM Author: violet hateful meetinghouse also, even if she DID display some kind of crazy behavior in response to finding out her spouse of 20 years and best friend, whose perversion she'd indulged at every turn, was sneaking off from her and their children to fuck someone else... ESPECIALLY if she found out he'd been fucking people behind her back for almost their entire relationship... I think I'd give anyone a pass to act a little crazy after discovering such a betrayal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49948184) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: violet hateful meetinghouse he won it???? how did they not see that he's a scummy lawyer and realize it was obviously fraudulent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49947406) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 8:44 PM Author: Blue bonkers mediation brunch Idk but he said he presents evidence that she was dangerous or something. I'm sure it expired or all came out in the wash. There was a thread where he said that she was crazy and insane from postpartum and I don't remember what else but it was a lot of slander and negative things about her. I assume it's sorted out now though. But yeah anything for an advantage in court this guy will stoop to the absolute bottom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49947423) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 8:30 PM Author: Dashing Gunner I have a client whose wife divorced him, forcing him to sell his entire company (for ~$300MM), which he built from scratch, and had taken out a shit load of debt on to buy out all of his investors just a year or so beforehand. When the wife filed, it was a default under the loan, which he was guaranteeing, which turned it into a major shithow and leaving him with no option but to sell before the lender took over. I'm getting some details wrong, but that's the gist. Luckily it was an industryu with reliable recurring revenue so he didnt get too fucked on his mutiple when he sold in a rush.
Now I think he has a coke problem (or at least did shortly after this all went down) and from what I can tell he lives a very [Edit: RSF] lifestyle now. |
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Date: June 19th, 2026 12:01 AM Author: razzle-dazzle iridescent kitchen dopamine damn sorry to hear about this dude.
how was his wife filing for divorce a default under his loan docs? |
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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:26 AM Author: Shivering roommate Business was a total wifeguy consultancy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49948213) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: Wonderful cruel-hearted liquid oxygen just lol @ furking marriage in US (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49947419) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 8:51 PM Author: bateful cerise public bath 180, hope she cleans that ratkike out and he offs himself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49947436) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 9:29 PM Author: violet hateful meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49947536) |
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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:52 AM Author: Adventurous rose church building stock car Rofl at these low numbers. According to CSLGs wife's filings, he has WAY more than that. $80 million in assets alone (but he keeps some accounts hidden according to her). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49948260) |
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Date: June 19th, 2026 12:45 PM Author: Nofapping point Isn't that a pretty aggressive valuation for a personal services firm? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49948544) |
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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:15 AM Author: boyish indigo jew dog poop Is it over? New seems like a scumbag who would drag this out for 15 years over a nickle. Kenny ran in here lmao. Her best defense is having to have met you. |
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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:19 AM Author: bronze feces weed whacker "seems like a scumbag who would drag this out for 15 years over a nickle."
this is extraordinarily jewish behavior. why are they like that? |
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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:39 AM Author: Appetizing ruddy police squad location Counter: as the breadwinner he will be paying both sides of the attorneys fees which, if dragged out, can easily reach seven figures
So on the one hand the Rat will want it resolved quickly and cheaply, but on the other hand Rats love to fight over pennies |
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Date: June 19th, 2026 12:15 PM Author: Appetizing ruddy police squad location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49948456) |
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Date: June 19th, 2026 12:16 PM Author: ruby talented ape spot No way a $$$$$$$ case like that has settled so quickly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49948461) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM Author: Nofapping point Do we know how contentious it has been? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49955340) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 11:41 AM Author: spectacular lavender tank theatre case is still ongoing, you can look up the case number (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874797&forum_id=2Elisa#49955397) |