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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: aromatic antidepressant drug Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Disturbing institution puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828253) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: provocative chapel gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: aromatic antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: pearly depressive Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: Trip Corn Cake School I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: appetizing seedy brethren range Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Multi-colored Zippy Piazza Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828247) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: aromatic antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25983644) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: maniacal office milk bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: lemon lodge son of senegal ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: maniacal office milk They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: lemon lodge son of senegal no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988174) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: Bateful ratface headpube Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Gaped light theater legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: outnumbered library 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Bateful ratface headpube Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988167) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Buck-toothed pocket flask great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988132) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: razzle federal messiness area I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: cyan domesticated dingle berry I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#34851063) |
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