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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:22 AM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:36 AM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:38 AM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:45 AM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Passionate Abode Sex Offender

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: Appetizing At-the-ready Twinkling Uncleanness Juggernaut

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Histrionic know-it-all site

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 11:56 AM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 11:54 AM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Appetizing At-the-ready Twinkling Uncleanness Juggernaut

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 12:18 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: stimulating school

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 12:23 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 1:22 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:27 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 4:50 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: magical station toaster

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Passionate Abode Sex Offender

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: magical station toaster

No I don't think so. Also, I don't know who you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453536)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Passionate Abode Sex Offender

no one does, i'm a washed up megapoaster

didn't you poast about how you got blackout one night and the next morning remembered or were informed you'd been manhandled out the bar or club door by a bouncer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: magical station toaster

Previous monikers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:35 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:40 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Passionate Abode Sex Offender

haha forgot that one 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: magical station toaster

Ok, I think I remember the toxic message board one. I thought that guy was armodafinil though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453593)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Passionate Abode Sex Offender

nah, all me

that's always been my problem, others getting credit for my ideas in XO's collective memory.

i didn't follow DBG's advice to aggressively brand my moniker and it turns out he was right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453608)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: Domesticated pistol

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: magical station toaster

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4161156&forum_id=2Elisa#37453656)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 3:10 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:31 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 4:14 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: magical station toaster

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:10 PM
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Date: December 24th, 2018 2:38 PM
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