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Fat Italian wife cooks pasta once a week at minimum.

Pizza probably twice a week on average. I will die from c...
internet-worthy brunch
  04/01/19
You sound lucky
indecent seedy alpha state
  04/01/19
In ways, but pasta is disgusting more than a couple times a ...
internet-worthy brunch
  04/01/19
Idk, if she can cook I think you may be taking this for gran...
indecent seedy alpha state
  04/01/19
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Talented Domesticated Stage National Security Agency
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Vigorous trailer park
  05/07/21
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boyish sweet tailpipe
  04/01/19
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frum cuckold
  07/28/22
describe her pasta farts
puce insanely creepy blood rage lay
  04/01/19
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Slate locale prole
  04/04/19
this OP got my dick so hard
Useless yellow gas station
  04/01/19
Pasta is TTT
internet-worthy brunch
  04/01/19
Idk dude I'm just a dumb snow goy. How good is your fat guin...
Useless yellow gas station
  04/01/19
She puts WAY too much cheese in it.
internet-worthy brunch
  04/01/19
LOL what the fuck is wrong with you, NIGGER? Cheese is 18...
Useless yellow gas station
  04/01/19
The sauce cums in a jar.
internet-worthy brunch
  04/01/19
Don't let yourself off the hook. Out the sauce.
Useless yellow gas station
  04/01/19
lmao
Dun arousing roommate
  02/16/21
you sound like a fag, man
Trip talking patrolman
  04/01/19
ljl go back to africa you fucking calzone coon
Useless yellow gas station
  04/01/19
sorry you're a gay man who doesn't like spaghetti
Trip talking patrolman
  04/01/19
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Slate locale prole
  04/04/19
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Slate locale prole
  04/04/19
describe the desserts
Violet Twinkling Uncleanness Tanning Salon
  04/01/19
we're gonna need some pics, thakn
puce insanely creepy blood rage lay
  04/01/19
unnngghh
canary office
  04/01/19
pasta is fun to cook but way too heavy to eat.
light motley dopamine
  04/01/19
...
internet-worthy brunch
  04/01/19
authentic Italian pasta with seafood?
diverse sooty private investor main people
  04/01/19
Chicken sausage and beef meatballs tonight
internet-worthy brunch
  04/01/19
post pics of wife and spaghetti
Trip talking patrolman
  04/01/19
You aren't ready for it. Technically it was fettuccine tonig...
internet-worthy brunch
  04/01/19
fat fat? i really just want to see tits and pasta man
Trip talking patrolman
  04/01/19
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Talented Domesticated Stage National Security Agency
  02/16/21
how fat? big tits?
Awkward Ebony Useless Brakes Cumskin
  04/01/19
Yeah, she is pregnant.
internet-worthy brunch
  04/01/19
help us out friend
Trip talking patrolman
  04/01/19
sounds delicious
bipolar half-breed
  04/01/19
Pasta and sauce made from scratch or store bought garbage?
boyish sweet tailpipe
  04/01/19
Store bought garbage but she buys 2 jars of different obscur...
internet-worthy brunch
  04/01/19
ROFL. So she spends like $12 for 2 jars of fancy Ragu (fill...
boyish sweet tailpipe
  04/01/19
She makes a giant pot of pasta for 2 of us. She puts huge he...
internet-worthy brunch
  04/01/19
post a pic of teh chickens
rose antidepressant drug
  04/02/19
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Vigorous trailer park
  05/07/21
What kind of pasta? Need to get on that heirloom wheat tip. ...
Rebellious hateful hospital goal in life
  04/01/19
How fat?
Aggressive chartreuse macaca
  04/01/19
does she sit her big fat tiramisu ass on your face as you MA...
nudist stead
  04/02/19
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indecent seedy alpha state
  04/07/19
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boyish sweet tailpipe
  04/07/19
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Naked feces field
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Irate generalized bond
  04/29/22
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Useless yellow gas station
  04/04/19
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Bossy Bisexual Liquid Oxygen Range
  02/04/20
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Bossy Bisexual Liquid Oxygen Range
  03/09/20
Making pizza at home is low iq trash
Infuriating orchestra pit
  03/09/20
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Bossy Bisexual Liquid Oxygen Range
  02/16/21
Sounds like you hit the wife jackpot bro. Is that she cook...
Talented Domesticated Stage National Security Agency
  02/16/21
180
Dun arousing roommate
  02/16/21
We just do pasta one night a week. It destroys weight quotas...
Adventurous flushed address double fault
  02/16/21
ctrl+F "imgur"
Trip talking patrolman
  02/16/21
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Bossy Bisexual Liquid Oxygen Range
  05/07/21
I miss this guy and his threads about his fat italian wife.
gold genital piercing
  05/07/21
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Bossy Bisexual Liquid Oxygen Range
  05/07/21
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Trip talking patrolman
  05/07/21
I am still here, brother.
internet-worthy brunch
  07/28/22
(Johnny Sac)
Wonderful boiling water
  05/07/21
(Scalia)
violent copper kitchen
  05/07/21
Scalia's wife was a mick
pea-brained party of the first part native
  05/07/21
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Bossy Bisexual Liquid Oxygen Range
  04/29/22
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Bossy Bisexual Liquid Oxygen Range
  06/24/22
pasta 1x/wk and pizza 2x/wk = die from carbs faggot?
greedy brass corn cake jap
  06/24/22
Yum, spaghetti tonight. Haven't had it for a couple weeks. ...
internet-worthy brunch
  07/28/22
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lfo
  07/21/25


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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: internet-worthy brunch

Pizza probably twice a week on average.

I will die from carbs, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38027967)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: indecent seedy alpha state

You sound lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38027970)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: internet-worthy brunch

In ways, but pasta is disgusting more than a couple times a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38027983)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:29 PM
Author: indecent seedy alpha state

Idk, if she can cook I think you may be taking this for granted. I'll gladly take some good pasta once per week. Perfect after a workout. I'd have more issue with pizza twice per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38027999)



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Date: February 16th, 2021 7:22 PM
Author: Talented Domesticated Stage National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#41957395)



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Date: May 7th, 2021 3:43 PM
Author: Vigorous trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#42420319)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: boyish sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028260)



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Date: July 28th, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: frum cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#44931442)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:29 PM
Author: puce insanely creepy blood rage lay

describe her pasta farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028000)



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Date: April 4th, 2019 4:50 PM
Author: Slate locale prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38041628)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:33 PM
Author: Useless yellow gas station

this OP got my dick so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028024)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: internet-worthy brunch

Pasta is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028085)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: Useless yellow gas station

Idk dude I'm just a dumb snow goy. How good is your fat guinea wife at making pasta?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028224)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:14 PM
Author: internet-worthy brunch

She puts WAY too much cheese in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028245)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: Useless yellow gas station

LOL what the fuck is wrong with you, NIGGER?

Cheese is 180 as fuck cunt. I can see how someone might go overboard on it with pasta but still dude come on. Don't be a fag.

What's her sauce like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028283)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:21 PM
Author: internet-worthy brunch

The sauce cums in a jar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028291)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:24 PM
Author: Useless yellow gas station

Don't let yourself off the hook. Out the sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028315)



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Date: February 16th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: Dun arousing roommate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#41957430)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:12 PM
Author: Trip talking patrolman

you sound like a fag, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028235)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:13 PM
Author: Useless yellow gas station

ljl go back to africa you fucking calzone coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028241)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: Trip talking patrolman

sorry you're a gay man who doesn't like spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028256)



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Date: April 4th, 2019 4:49 PM
Author: Slate locale prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38041624)



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Date: April 4th, 2019 4:50 PM
Author: Slate locale prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38041627)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: Violet Twinkling Uncleanness Tanning Salon

describe the desserts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028037)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: puce insanely creepy blood rage lay

we're gonna need some pics, thakn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028040)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: canary office

unnngghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028041)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:37 PM
Author: light motley dopamine

pasta is fun to cook but way too heavy to eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028048)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:41 PM
Author: internet-worthy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028076)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: diverse sooty private investor main people

authentic Italian pasta with seafood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028057)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: internet-worthy brunch

Chicken sausage and beef meatballs tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028080)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: Trip talking patrolman

post pics of wife and spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028101)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:56 PM
Author: internet-worthy brunch

You aren't ready for it. Technically it was fettuccine tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028161)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:06 PM
Author: Trip talking patrolman

fat fat?

i really just want to see tits and pasta man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028201)



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Date: February 16th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: Talented Domesticated Stage National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#41957406)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: Awkward Ebony Useless Brakes Cumskin

how fat? big tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028169)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:08 PM
Author: internet-worthy brunch

Yeah, she is pregnant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028213)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:09 PM
Author: Trip talking patrolman

help us out friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028217)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: bipolar half-breed

sounds delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028175)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:15 PM
Author: boyish sweet tailpipe

Pasta and sauce made from scratch or store bought garbage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028249)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: internet-worthy brunch

Store bought garbage but she buys 2 jars of different obscure brands nobody has heard of and mixes it together, so that makes up for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028287)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: boyish sweet tailpipe

ROFL. So she spends like $12 for 2 jars of fancy Ragu (filled with all sorts of preservatives), instead of buying 2-3 $2 cans of San Marzano tomatoes, some tomato paste and garlic and taking the extra 10 minutes to make a real sauce?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028325)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:29 PM
Author: internet-worthy brunch

She makes a giant pot of pasta for 2 of us. She puts huge helpings out so I am gorged for 2 days straight. Then it sits in the fridge and gets moldy and I need to hold my nose and put the pot outside for the chickens to eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028345)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:13 AM
Author: rose antidepressant drug

post a pic of teh chickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028551)



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Date: May 7th, 2021 4:17 PM
Author: Vigorous trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#42420616)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: Rebellious hateful hospital goal in life

What kind of pasta? Need to get on that heirloom wheat tip. None of that enriched flour mess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028279)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: Aggressive chartreuse macaca

How fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028284)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:10 AM
Author: nudist stead

does she sit her big fat tiramisu ass on your face as you MANGIA MANGIA her thick ragu?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028545)



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Date: April 7th, 2019 10:04 AM
Author: indecent seedy alpha state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38052406)



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Date: April 7th, 2019 10:04 AM
Author: boyish sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38052409)



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Date: February 16th, 2021 7:20 PM
Author: Naked feces field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#41957385)



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Date: April 29th, 2022 10:21 AM
Author: Irate generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#44424145)



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Date: April 4th, 2019 4:45 PM
Author: Useless yellow gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38041602)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 2:48 PM
Author: Bossy Bisexual Liquid Oxygen Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#39541223)



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Date: March 9th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Bossy Bisexual Liquid Oxygen Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#39724607)



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Date: March 9th, 2020 5:24 PM
Author: Infuriating orchestra pit

Making pizza at home is low iq trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#39724618)



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Date: February 16th, 2021 7:19 PM
Author: Bossy Bisexual Liquid Oxygen Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#41957380)



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Date: February 16th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Talented Domesticated Stage National Security Agency

Sounds like you hit the wife jackpot bro.

Is that she cooks for you your only complaint about her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#41957414)



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Date: February 16th, 2021 7:26 PM
Author: Dun arousing roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#41957426)



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Date: February 16th, 2021 7:35 PM
Author: Adventurous flushed address double fault

We just do pasta one night a week. It destroys weight quotas for the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#41957478)



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Date: February 16th, 2021 7:40 PM
Author: Trip talking patrolman

ctrl+F "imgur"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#41957510)



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Date: May 7th, 2021 3:38 PM
Author: Bossy Bisexual Liquid Oxygen Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#42420278)



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Date: May 7th, 2021 3:39 PM
Author: gold genital piercing

I miss this guy and his threads about his fat italian wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#42420289)



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Date: May 7th, 2021 3:42 PM
Author: Bossy Bisexual Liquid Oxygen Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#42420310)



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Date: May 7th, 2021 3:51 PM
Author: Trip talking patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#42420387)



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Date: July 28th, 2022 9:32 PM
Author: internet-worthy brunch

I am still here, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#44931459)



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Date: May 7th, 2021 3:55 PM
Author: Wonderful boiling water

(Johnny Sac)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#42420411)



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Date: May 7th, 2021 4:16 PM
Author: violent copper kitchen

(Scalia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#42420607)



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Date: May 7th, 2021 4:17 PM
Author: pea-brained party of the first part native

Scalia's wife was a mick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#42420622)



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Date: April 29th, 2022 10:17 AM
Author: Bossy Bisexual Liquid Oxygen Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#44424119)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Bossy Bisexual Liquid Oxygen Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#44736462)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: greedy brass corn cake jap

pasta 1x/wk and pizza 2x/wk = die from carbs

faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#44736558)



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Date: July 28th, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: internet-worthy brunch

Yum, spaghetti tonight. Haven't had it for a couple weeks.

Edit: nevermind, got take out pasta last week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#44931339)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#49118775)