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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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Jfc
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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This is so fucked up.
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Zombie-like digit ratio menage
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Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
Sick bat shit crazy generalized bond philosopher-king
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This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
Talented lodge
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
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apoplectic razzmatazz stead
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Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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House-broken wagecucks
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Big if true
walnut boyish halford
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
swashbuckling hot office
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Zombie-like digit ratio menage
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Tick tock spaceporn
Hateful very tactful base gaping
  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
Primrose party of the first part spot
  04/09/23
You’re fucked pal
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Jesus.
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
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When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
Primrose party of the first part spot
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couple weeks ago. you?
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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new here?
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
Primrose party of the first part spot
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I can confirm.
dead set pistol
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throwaway?
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I can't say more.
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i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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new poaster, first day?
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Vivacious den brethren

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: ocher gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: thriller center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Mustard Comical Mental Disorder Whorehouse

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac flushed ticket booth sound barrier

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: apoplectic razzmatazz stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: appetizing school

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: thriller center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: unhinged hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: apoplectic razzmatazz stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: brilliant mind-boggling round eye

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: cyan soul-stirring gas station circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: dead set pistol

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Zombie-like digit ratio menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Sick bat shit crazy generalized bond philosopher-king

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Talented lodge

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: charismatic charcoal keepsake machete

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: apoplectic razzmatazz stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed french chef pit

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling hot office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: adulterous deer antler theatre

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: House-broken wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: walnut boyish halford

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling hot office

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Vivacious den brethren

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Zombie-like digit ratio menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: Hateful very tactful base gaping

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Primrose party of the first part spot

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Hateful very tactful base gaping

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Primrose party of the first part spot

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: apoplectic razzmatazz stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: honey-headed azn university

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Bisexual cordovan legend messiness

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: bronze range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: adulterous deer antler theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Vivacious den brethren

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Primrose party of the first part spot

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Vivacious den brethren

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Vivacious den brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: dead set pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: stirring milky scourge upon the earth

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Startling national sneaky criminal

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: thriller center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: sienna location

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Primrose party of the first part spot

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: dead set pistol

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: sienna location

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: dead set pistol

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: sienna location

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: dead set pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: stirring milky scourge upon the earth

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Mustard Comical Mental Disorder Whorehouse

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: stirring milky scourge upon the earth

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Umber Curious Depressive Filthpig

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Talented lodge

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: sienna location

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Umber Curious Depressive Filthpig

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: bronze range

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: histrionic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: bronze range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: mahogany house mood

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: marvelous macaca mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: sienna location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Impertinent claret faggot firefighter church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Talented lodge

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: histrionic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: spectacular ruby death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: cyan soul-stirring gas station circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: laughsome bull headed striped hyena

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: rose impressive personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: apoplectic razzmatazz stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Talented lodge

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