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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Like the Ramones
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Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
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“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too?...
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That's actually really alpha
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lol 180
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Tim D'Apple
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: adventurous rehab

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: Bateful Bisexual Site Marketing Idea

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: adventurous rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: Beady-eyed shimmering school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: laughsome public bath faggotry

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: costumed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892504)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Brilliant slippery school cafeteria wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892509)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Cracking garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892510)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Curious Opaque Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896148)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Big Salmon Lodge Tattoo



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: spruce boyish kitty

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: abnormal 180 ape persian

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: Dun french range friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891787)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: costumed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892507)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Hideous elastic band chapel



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: underhanded goyim den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892540)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: Brass Razzmatazz University Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892743)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: spruce boyish kitty

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Dun french range friendly grandma

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: abnormal 180 ape persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: buff stage quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Cracking garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: Motley center mad cow disease

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: crusty fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: costumed crotch

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: federal sinister fortuitous meteor twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897655)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: crusty fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37912656)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: offensive mischievous stead

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: nighttime place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Cracking garrison

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: pink lay

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: narrow-minded space

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: smoky senate

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: coral diverse ticket booth skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892591)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Motley center mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892603)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: offensive mischievous stead

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Lascivious laser beams pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37895690)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: self-centered cocky hunting ground karate

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: Heady Insanely Creepy Cumskin

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: aqua fanboi parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: Dun french range friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: excitant khaki bbw

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: razzle hyperactive menage puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896172)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: self-centered cocky hunting ground karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: self-centered cocky hunting ground karate

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: poppy brethren therapy

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Brindle Private Investor

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: charismatic onyx circlehead

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Anal Abode

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: Chest-beating wonderful library

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Lascivious laser beams pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37895693)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: canary rambunctious whorehouse

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Light principal's office

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Motley center mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896156)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: buff stage quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: Cracking garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: aromatic flushed death wish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37913272)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: adventurous rehab

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: coral diverse ticket booth skinny woman

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: ivory unholy mood mad-dog skullcap

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Flatulent henna psychic

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: pearly hairy legs

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: Glittery know-it-all spot coffee pot

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Lascivious laser beams pistol

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: Exhilarant dilemma stock car

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: buff stage quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: charismatic onyx circlehead

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: offensive mischievous stead

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: Stimulating Grizzly Keepsake Machete

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Startling Piazza Queen Of The Night

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: adventurous rehab

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: pink lay

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: claret thriller meetinghouse

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37915994)