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World's Greatest Slut apparently has a new title holder

https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-...
cerebral mint station dragon
  01/14/25
there's even a picture https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj
cobalt bearded giraffe
  01/14/25
MAGA!
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Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and b...
Obsidian mischievous national foreskin
  01/14/25
That’s 1.5 men per minute
stubborn sweet tailpipe
  01/14/25
Jfc
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That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo Sys...
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Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If s...
passionate electric furnace
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"fluffer" porn is one of my genres
stubborn sweet tailpipe
  01/15/25
superior birdshit civilization and birdshit "men&quo...
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  01/14/25
Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???
bull headed galvanic kitty cat
  01/14/25
all birdshit "men" are feminists
Talented cerise hissy fit
  01/14/25
This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society...
bull headed galvanic kitty cat
  01/14/25
instead *crickets*
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Shaky spot
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women everywhere super jealous of her
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this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay
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jfc
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Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks whe...
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heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfa...
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Chestnut Supple Crotch Lodge
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lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. k...
Dashing Domesticated Trust Fund
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I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be pe...
beady-eyed blood rage resort
  01/14/25
I have real questions about the mechanics of this
Swashbuckling Slap-happy Menage Azn
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She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of me...
underhanded school cafeteria
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cream aromatic boistinker
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It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they hav...
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Anal arrogant jew mad-dog skullcap
  01/14/25
Had the same thought.
Hyperventilating Boiling Water
  01/14/25
They should do a collab
provocative persian church building
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where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend
territorial bateful office idea he suggested
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superior anglo culture
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, chirped "Peanut Balls"
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nice
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how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILI...
Appetizing Beta Box Office Lettuce
  01/14/25
nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts
Stirring hairy legs stag film
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those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG D...
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Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize
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  01/15/25
do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy
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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: cerebral mint station dragon

https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-sex-feat-1057-men-2014533

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552310)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: cobalt bearded giraffe

there's even a picture

https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553545)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:42 AM
Author: lascivious lilac range legend

MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48554292)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: irradiated tank plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49003545)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Unhinged concupiscible point dysfunction

lmao "newsweek"

we used to get it in the mail in the 80s

now this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552314)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Citrine toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552791)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Obsidian mischievous national foreskin

Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and biting satirical political cartoons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553392)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: stubborn sweet tailpipe

That’s 1.5 men per minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552317)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Yellow marvelous personal credit line community account

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552749)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: cyan arousing step-uncle's house karate

That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo System. Impressive stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553409)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: passionate electric furnace

Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If she doubled up any holes or got her feet involved she could’ve stretched each gang to over 10 min banging sessions. Presumably the vag and ass bros could also be replaced with hand, feet and mouth bros so that each 10 min started with 7 dudes but the last 5 was just finishing off the last 3 of them. I would hope she had a team of fluffers who were also edging the fuck out of these dudes so that they all busted almost immediately as soon as they touched her. It’s really the clean up that seems grossest and most logistically challenging.

Also this whore is obviously lying and full of shit. It was probably only like 40 dudes and they all signed NDAs and so they can’t snitch on her without risking being outted and driven into bankruptcy by a rat faced barrister in a goofy long curly salt and pepper wig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553497)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: stubborn sweet tailpipe

"fluffer" porn is one of my genres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48554387)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Talented cerise hissy fit

superior birdshit civilization

and birdshit "men" who claim to be the most violent and intelligent men are noticably silent abt their own women taking loads of nigga and muzzie cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552325)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: bull headed galvanic kitty cat

Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552329)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Talented cerise hissy fit

all birdshit "men" are feminists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552354)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: bull headed galvanic kitty cat

This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society that results in Taliban level restrictions on women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552332)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Talented cerise hissy fit

instead *crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552353)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Shaky spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553524)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Slate contagious lay potus

women everywhere super jealous of her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552334)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Gaped drunken volcanic crater

this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552366)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Citrine toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552793)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Chestnut Supple Crotch Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552797)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Obsidian mischievous national foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553407)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: territorial bateful office idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553421)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Light pit

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553508)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: heady emerald selfie dilemma

Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks when he sucks off all 120 of the Knesset 10 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Talented cerise hissy fit

heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfans.com/knesset



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Chestnut Supple Crotch Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552489)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Dashing Domesticated Trust Fund

lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. keep sucking jew cock + boasting about the actions of your ancestors 80 years ago :thumbsup:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552385)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed blood rage resort

I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be penetrated in every hole continuously to reach this number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552785)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Slap-happy Menage Azn

I have real questions about the mechanics of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552788)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: underhanded school cafeteria

She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of men in one day” chick

https://www.newsweek.com/who-porn-star-bonnie-blue-lily-phillips-onlyfans-2014628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553372)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: cream aromatic boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553374)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: underhanded school cafeteria

It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they have very similar faces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: cream aromatic boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553386)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Anal arrogant jew mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553527)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Boiling Water

Had the same thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553399)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: provocative persian church building

They should do a collab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553424)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: territorial bateful office idea he suggested

where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553449)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Appetizing Beta Box Office Lettuce

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553510)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553520)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Appetizing Beta Box Office Lettuce

"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo culture despite pr0n literally being illegal"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553522)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: alcoholic vermilion therapy

, chirped "Peanut Balls"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553561)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Stirring hairy legs stag film

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553566)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Appetizing Beta Box Office Lettuce

how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILIZING. WHITE IS RIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553568)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Stirring hairy legs stag film

nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553572)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Appetizing Beta Box Office Lettuce

those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG DONE HERE! only WHITES cant be stereotyped! and whites are the LEAST RACIST RACE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553599)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Appetizing Beta Box Office Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48554259)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:52 AM
Author: Appetizing Beta Box Office Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48554311)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Appetizing Beta Box Office Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48555775)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Anal arrogant jew mad-dog skullcap

(crazy person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48555842)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Appetizing Beta Box Office Lettuce

*posts about some asian 5 who got beaten by her dad so hard she shits on asian men on tiktok all day*

*lols at nowags*

ASIAN MEN DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48555863)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Appetizing Beta Box Office Lettuce

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664645&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48558902)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Appetizing Beta Box Office Lettuce

if only asians were so CREATIVE and ORIGINAL to invent tiktok cumwalks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48558981)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Appetizing Beta Box Office Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48567275)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Appetizing Beta Box Office Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48571434)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Appetizing Beta Box Office Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48574494)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Appetizing Beta Box Office Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48583427)



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Date: June 5th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Appetizing Beta Box Office Lettuce

A WORLD WITHOUT KOREAN MEN LMAO

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5308417&forum_id=2#48456029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48991021)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Appetizing Beta Box Office Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49070480)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Appetizing Beta Box Office Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49077617)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Appetizing Beta Box Office Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49354939)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49921732)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49923920)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:20 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49926840)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Appetizing Beta Box Office Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49084002)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Appetizing Beta Box Office Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49003519)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Appetizing Beta Box Office Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49177066)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:43 AM
Author: lascivious lilac range legend

Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48554294)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: excitant theatre brethren

do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48558958)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:13 AM
Author: Autistic Peach Crackhouse

Yeah, the hard part is recruitment, scheduling, and logistics. They probably had 2-hour slots and front-loaded them slightly. You show up at your time, get a number, and wait in the lobby or outside; when the time slot in front of you is down to its last 30 guys or whatever, you file in, get naked, and get in line in order of your number. A tattooed meth head yells at you as a group to condom up and that you'll get 15 seconds of sex (they've 'budgeted' 40 seconds, but there's always leakage during transitions, guys wanting to jack themselves 4 times before going in, etc., and you need to compensate for the whore's breaks), and that you're not to touch her with anything other than your penis (no kissing, obviously, but think about how retarded the average guy at one of these things is). No BYOcondom allowed; everyone has to use one of the 3 sizes of Lifestyles condom supplied, since that brand is a 'sponsor' of the gangbang.

The biggest problem is guys not getting/staying hard, which there's very little patience for, but they also can't afford to just kick out everyone who experiences any issues because that's too many ppl. (This was the major 'qualification' screened for in the casting call, but it still comes up.) Guys are expected to keep themselves jacked hard, and they've devoted an entire Jew to checking the guy in the on-deck circle for hardness and pulling him back to the hole if he's not keeping it up; you can get skipped 2x, but 3 strikes you're out.

The two body men taking care of the girl herself (strip club bouncers by trade, and easily the most normal people there) are shocked at how many dudes say bizarrely retarded shit like "but I haven't cum yet" when being pulled off at the beep. They've set aside 45 minutes in aggregate for breaks and decided to let the girl choose how to divvy them up--"we'll see how it goes and keep track of if we're on pace"--which they immediately regret as the girl has no visceral sense of math or ability to delay gratification and takes 32 minutes of smoke breaks in the first 2.5 hours.

Guys in the last 3 time slots get a significantly worse experience, with the scent of BO and cigarettes oppressively thick in the air, and the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup. Expressing concern about what you're sticking your dick into gets you a summary expulsion, especially as the supervisory Jew realizes they're comfortably ahead of schedule to hit 1,000, and everyone's tired and doesn't give a shit anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49355029)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: COCKazn (✅🍑)

lol

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Date: June 8th, 2026 5:57 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

You sound like you speak from experience. Go on...

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Date: January 19th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Wild big half-breed

Why are these megaskanks all Bri’ish?

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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: startled copper travel guidebook piazza

Jews using the same demoralization techniques that ended a white Christian monoculture in the USA on the next target.

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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero

Damn, what a slut!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49926842)