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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church...
violent state quadroon
  12/08/24
cousin on her moms side or dads
Vivacious range
  12/08/24
Dads
violent state quadroon
  12/08/24
which dad
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aphrodisiac useless den
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A) Good question; B) Did that moniker come from you days ...
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chestnut orchestra pit corn cake
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LMFAO truly 180
orange lascivious box office
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This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” tha...
violent state quadroon
  12/08/24
180 night
orange lascivious box office
  12/08/24
One for the books lmao
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filthy alpha school
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Ok but why stop drinking
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Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging thi...
disturbing azn national
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That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my ...
violent state quadroon
  12/08/24
Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying ...
disturbing azn national
  12/08/24
Lmao guess you win bro lmao.
violent state quadroon
  12/08/24
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disturbing azn national
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180
razzmatazz turquoise locale
  12/08/24
They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao
Vigorous dragon
  12/08/24
Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?
self-absorbed newt
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Not me
violent state quadroon
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disturbing azn national
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The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing ...
Translucent Senate Roast Beef
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This.
violent state quadroon
  12/08/24
so much this
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orange lascivious box office
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boyish pink piazza gaping
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heroic
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29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.
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indigo twisted theater
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the MC
Gaped death wish international law enforcement agency
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aphrodisiac useless den
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I can’t understand making up a story like this and kee...
Dark exhilarant goal in life church
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Story?
disturbing azn national
  12/08/24
that's the difference
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federal candlestick maker
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fuchsia racy private investor milk
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Not fake
violent state quadroon
  12/08/24
ergo it’s true
Ocher boiling water headpube
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JM is getting subtler with age
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Even after all these years some people still don't "get...
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metal library regret
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Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the...
violent state quadroon
  12/08/24
Subpoena the bodycam footage
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180
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: violent state quadroon

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Vivacious range

cousin on her moms side or dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424335)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: violent state quadroon

Dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424337)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: chestnut orchestra pit corn cake

which dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424343)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: aphrodisiac useless den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424488)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: carnelian field depressive

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424872)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: federal candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424993)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: silver black woman ratface



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: Claret elastic band hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48427267)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Spruce Razzle Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48429289)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: boyish pink piazza gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424336)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: boyish pink piazza gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424338)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: chestnut orchestra pit corn cake



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: orange lascivious box office

LMFAO

truly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424347)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: violent state quadroon

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424364)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: orange lascivious box office

180 night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424393)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: violent state quadroon

One for the books lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424395)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: boyish pink piazza gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428555)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: filthy alpha school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428586)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: fuchsia racy private investor milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48429268)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: twinkling cracking boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424421)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: Stirring mauve hospital giraffe

Ok but why stop drinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424351)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Bateful amber main people institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424912)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: tripping aggressive wrinkle dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424915)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac useless den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424916)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Ocher boiling water headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424984)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Saffron nofapping fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425757)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: fuchsia racy private investor milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428657)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Confused hideous lay sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424357)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: disturbing azn national

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424372)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: violent state quadroon

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424399)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: disturbing azn national

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424425)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: violent state quadroon

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424433)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: disturbing azn national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424451)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz turquoise locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424856)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Vigorous dragon

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424454)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: self-absorbed newt

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424429)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: violent state quadroon

Not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424432)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: disturbing azn national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424453)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Ocher boiling water headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424988)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Charismatic pearl gaming laptop theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425457)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Bossy Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425790)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: fuchsia racy private investor milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428656)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: bull headed hairy legs wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424437)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: aromatic rehab clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424438)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Translucent Senate Roast Beef

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: violent state quadroon

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424851)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Ocher boiling water headpube

so much this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424991)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: orange lascivious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425546)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: boyish pink piazza gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428556)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz turquoise locale

heroic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424857)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: 180 geriatric locus degenerate

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424859)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: indigo twisted theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424873)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Gaped death wish international law enforcement agency

the MC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424876)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac useless den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424917)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: Dark exhilarant goal in life church

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425009)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: disturbing azn national

Story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425013)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz turquoise locale

that's the difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425017)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: federal candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425202)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Vivacious range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425287)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: orange lascivious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425548)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Saffron nofapping fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425759)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: indigo twisted theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48426540)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: boyish pink piazza gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428558)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: fuchsia racy private investor milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428654)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: violent state quadroon

Not fake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425084)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: Ocher boiling water headpube

ergo it’s true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425183)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: concupiscible striped hyena stage

JM is getting subtler with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425189)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Heady legend

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428610)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Duck-like Talented Partner Trump Supporter

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425570)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: metal library regret

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425578)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: violent state quadroon

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425746)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Saffron nofapping fortuitous meteor

Subpoena the bodycam footage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425764)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Titillating hilarious hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48426264)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: dashing parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48427073)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: boyish pink piazza gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428553)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: habeas penem



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#49117690)