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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: soul-stirring snowy orchestra pit Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: jet well-lubricated tank brunch cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: soul-stirring snowy orchestra pit Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Vigorous field hominid which dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424343) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: Startling indecent boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: french church A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: Dashing cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: high-end pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425776) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM Author: Bateful topaz meetinghouse weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48427267) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48429289) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: brindle laughsome pocket flask cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: brindle laughsome pocket flask cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Vigorous field hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: chestnut masturbator abode LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: soul-stirring snowy orchestra pit This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: chestnut masturbator abode 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: soul-stirring snowy orchestra pit One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424395) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: brindle laughsome pocket flask cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428555) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Mint faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428586) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM Author: avocado appetizing kitchen doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48429268) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM Author: Nubile coiffed giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424421) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM Author: outnumbered adventurous cumskin Ok but why stop drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424351) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM Author: Nighttime violet becky haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424912) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM Author: excitant primrose idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424915) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Startling indecent boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424916) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM Author: bull headed mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424984) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: Light menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425757) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: avocado appetizing kitchen doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428657) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: maroon thriller market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424357) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: blathering queen of the night Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: soul-stirring snowy orchestra pit That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: blathering queen of the night Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: soul-stirring snowy orchestra pit Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: blathering queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424451) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: sooty misanthropic stage messiness 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424856) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: swashbuckling mewling hospital They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424454) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM Author: mustard pea-brained toilet seat Johnny my boy, why are you pumo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424429) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: soul-stirring snowy orchestra pit Not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424432) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: blathering queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424453) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: bull headed mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424988) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: Opaque Sneaky Criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424437) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: puce national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424438) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: 180 bipolar senate wagecucks The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: soul-stirring snowy orchestra pit This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424851) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: bull headed mad-dog skullcap so much this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424991) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM Author: sooty misanthropic stage messiness heroic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424857) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: cordovan public bath indirect expression 29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424859) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: blue native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424873) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: heady mad cow disease the MC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424876) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Startling indecent boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424917) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM Author: comical flatulent party of the first part I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425009) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM Author: blathering queen of the night Story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425013) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM Author: sooty misanthropic stage messiness that's the difference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425017) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM Author: Dashing cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425202) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM Author: jet well-lubricated tank brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425287) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: chestnut masturbator abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425548) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: Light menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425759) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: blue native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48426540) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: brindle laughsome pocket flask cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428558) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: avocado appetizing kitchen doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428654) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM Author: soul-stirring snowy orchestra pit Not fake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425084) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM Author: bull headed mad-dog skullcap ergo it’s true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425183) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM Author: soggy ceo JM is getting subtler with age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425189) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: Slap-happy frum garrison cuckold Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428610) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: clear locale trust fund "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: Tan internal respiration 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: soul-stirring snowy orchestra pit Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425746) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM Author: Light menage Subpoena the bodycam footage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425764) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM Author: Wonderful Site 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48426264) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM Author: Costumed Arousing Dingle Berry Corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48427073) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM Author: brindle laughsome pocket flask cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428553) |
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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: habeas penem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#49117690) |