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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: Sticky roast beef Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: red bateful meetinghouse macaca cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Sticky roast beef Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: vigorous sanctuary which dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424343) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: Rose frum degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: primrose unhinged point A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: Balding Wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: naked becky bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425776) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM Author: Heady cheese-eating giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48427267) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: Bespoke foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48429289) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: 180 theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: 180 theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: vigorous sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: comical pearly stage pocket flask LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: Sticky roast beef This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: comical pearly stage pocket flask 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: Sticky roast beef One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424395) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: 180 theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428555) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: hateful national security agency quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428586) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM Author: Razzle Theater Stage Son Of Senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48429268) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM Author: Titillating Glassy Striped Hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424421) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM Author: Lake Mind-boggling Kitchen Ok but why stop drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424351) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM Author: beady-eyed navy coldplay fan range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424912) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM Author: Chartreuse Sickened Stag Film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424915) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Rose frum degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424916) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM Author: buck-toothed nursing home kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424984) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: Sable medicated old irish cottage rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425757) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: Razzle Theater Stage Son Of Senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428657) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Gay headpube masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424357) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: Hairless senate Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: Sticky roast beef That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: Hairless senate Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Sticky roast beef Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Hairless senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424451) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: big low-t indirect expression yarmulke 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424856) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Exhilarant stage They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424454) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM Author: Snowy office toaster Johnny my boy, why are you pumo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424429) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Sticky roast beef Not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424432) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Hairless senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424453) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: buck-toothed nursing home kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424988) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM Author: electric indian lodge weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425457) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM Author: Sooty alcoholic juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425790) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: Razzle Theater Stage Son Of Senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428656) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: floppy mediation hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424437) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: Chestnut international law enforcement agency twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424438) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: stubborn partner The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: Sticky roast beef This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424851) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: buck-toothed nursing home kitty cat so much this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424991) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: comical pearly stage pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425546) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: 180 theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428556) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM Author: big low-t indirect expression yarmulke heroic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424857) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: hairraiser brunch 29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424859) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: wonderful locale hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424873) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: aquamarine dead double fault market the MC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424876) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Rose frum degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424917) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM Author: Exciting bipolar spot I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425009) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM Author: Hairless senate Story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425013) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM Author: big low-t indirect expression yarmulke that's the difference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425017) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM Author: Balding Wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425202) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM Author: red bateful meetinghouse macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425287) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: comical pearly stage pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425548) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: Sable medicated old irish cottage rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425759) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: wonderful locale hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48426540) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: 180 theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428558) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: Razzle Theater Stage Son Of Senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428654) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM Author: Sticky roast beef Not fake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425084) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM Author: buck-toothed nursing home kitty cat ergo it’s true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425183) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM Author: Trip state JM is getting subtler with age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425189) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: thriller puce hospital Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428610) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: Swollen garrison "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: Maroon fragrant preventive strike antidepressant drug 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: Sticky roast beef Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425746) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM Author: Sable medicated old irish cottage rigor Subpoena the bodycam footage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425764) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM Author: lascivious deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48427073) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM Author: 180 theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428553) |
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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: stubborn partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#49117690) |