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2032: US Navy lays keel of the first Donald J. Trump class aircraft carrier

Powered by 4 fusion reactors and carrying a compliment of up...
slippery pit
  12/07/15
Except, as the United States Galactic Forces are want to rem...
White Piazza
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Its just as good the fourth time
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Poppy Parlor
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flame we wont be building any aircraft carriers then
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  12/07/15
What else will we be doing with our new oil revenue streams?...
slippery pit
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White Piazza
  12/07/15
you mean 2017
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White Piazza
  12/07/15
It promptly sinks.
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Shivering azn
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(future shitlib media)
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(lib 5th column sapper)
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Fucking Chinese made steel....
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Milky bat-shit-crazy bawdyhouse legend
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twist: the whole thing is built in china with prompt technol...
Overrated windowlicker
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this
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Nailed it
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delivered on time and under budget
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86 year-old former President Trump smiling and clapping as t...
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smiling and clapping from his prison cell*
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A Nixon class vessel.
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Built in China for his creditors
henna public bath
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twist: the contract declares for bankruptcy as it builds the...
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Thailand still has a newer, more modern fleet than Russia
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White Piazza
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Thought this would be another bumped snailmo thread
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there's an element of truth in every joke
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Lmao
Refunkulus
  01/27/26
except it will be a new type of battleship
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  01/27/26
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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: slippery pit

Powered by 4 fusion reactors and carrying a compliment of up to 100 9th generation VOTL fighter aircraft, the only adjective that properly describes it is YOOOOJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29329610)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: White Piazza

Except, as the United States Galactic Forces are want to remind the media, quotation marks are to be liberally applied as in this case "aircraft" is a misnomer due to the total lack of air in the vacuum of space.

In addition to a cohort of newly built Lockheed Fusion Reactors, one of the fighter bays of the SS Donald Washington has been modified to house a experimental Declaration Class sub-warp drive. In order to accommodate sub-warp speed and potential reality distortion phenomena caused by various space time paradox effects and minute though real probabalistic outcomes, the millions of tons of a specialty machined Tungsten Carbide alloy of the ship that make the keel of the SS Donald Washington have to be specially treated with a new superpolymer Yttrium Dioxide Gel (YOOG).

The fighter bays, keel and hull segments of the ship will be sent into space via the "Spirit of the Second" Near Earth Orbital Rail Gun, located in the salt flats of Utah.

Recently completed with funding from President Trump's New Order Strategic Homeland Investment for Infrastructure and Transportation Lending Institution Bonds (NO SHIIT LIBS) program, credited for creating somewhere between three and five million new middle class jobs, the railgun is one of three that will be coming online in the next several years as the United States begins to more thoroughly exploit it's recent discoveries of Tritium and Rare minerals as they push past Mars.

After cooldown has been achieved, the Spirit of the Second will be resupplying the Smithsonian's archaeological mission on Mars's Olympus Mons, as mankind begins to probe the secrets of the extinct civilization that was recently discovered. The prototype for the Spirit of the Second has been in use on a relatively constant basis, as it has been engaged in resupplying the Daniel Dooberstien Home for Insane Liberals, Criminals and Radicals located on the moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29329757)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: vivacious gay national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29329834)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:59 PM
Author: slippery pit

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29329843)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:34 PM
Author: White Piazza

That's what I said when I thought about what day it will be tomorrow brother - the 10th Anniversary of the end of Cartel Violence, "La Dia De Ocho," that largely shadowed Mexico's history until 2022.

A year earlier, President Trump had forged a tough but fair deal with congress to force the deportation of all 15 Million illegal residents of the United States with the proviso of allowing early repatriation of all deportees who followed legal methods, including expidited citizenship to all STEM graduates and other skilled labor which allowed approximately 1 million highly skilled individuals to return for permanent residency and full citizenship.

The remaining deportees helped to ignite a new wave of prosperity and internal growth in Mexico, as they benefited both from an increase purchasing power and helped to ignite a middle-class revolution as Mexico experienced significant development, growth and opportunity after this influx of people.

"It took a few years, but things kept getting better. There were more opportunities for honest work, a lot of [Cartel Members] left, and so did potential new recruits" said Juan Gonzalo Esteves, who is finishing his medical residency at La Foundacion y Universidad De Presidente Donaldo Trump, one of the global research universities founded by the United States after the nationalization of all Universities after the Student Loan Crisis of 2017 and subsequent re-purposing of fraudulently acquired funds from banks and individuals involved with the Education industry.

"My standard of living is almost equal to my cousin, who is a doctor in Chicago" says Esteves, "except for it being much warmer and much less dangerous here."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29330113)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Flickering Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#35225698)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: cowardly talented selfie main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29791490)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: ruddy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29791494)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: emerald elastic band affirmative action

severely underrated

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#34872435)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Flickering Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#35225689)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Flickering Round Eye

Can I advance purchase on Amazon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#35225687)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: White Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#36265842)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: costumed deep resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#36266512)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Flickering Round Eye

Its just as good the fourth time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#36593229)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: henna public bath

xoxo gold 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#36593232)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 1:01 AM
Author: Pearly Hateful Philosopher-king Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#40039142)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:22 AM
Author: Mind-boggling aqua love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#48296671)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 7:31 AM
Author: electric ebony skinny woman french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#48297411)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: Poppy Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29329612)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Useless university cuckoldry

flame we wont be building any aircraft carriers then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29329658)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: slippery pit

What else will we be doing with our new oil revenue streams? After annexing the Arabian peninsula in 2019, the US is currently the #1 GDP worldwide by nearly double our closest competitor (Germany)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29329724)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: White Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29330332)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser medicated persian mediation

you mean 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29330341)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 8:16 PM
Author: White Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29330556)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: White Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29331040)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: apoplectic school cafeteria

It promptly sinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29331050)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: Shivering azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29334142)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Ungodly dull locale

(future shitlib media)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29336128)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: White Piazza

(lib 5th column sapper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29337392)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:33 PM
Author: Chestnut Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29791398)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: henna public bath

Fucking Chinese made steel....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#35226007)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Shivering azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#36265901)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Shivering azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#36593201)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: White Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29334004)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: slippery pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29336122)



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Date: December 16th, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: White Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29390911)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 12:49 AM
Author: White Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29689389)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: White Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29791186)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: Milky bat-shit-crazy bawdyhouse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29791194)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: Overrated windowlicker

twist: the whole thing is built in china with prompt technology transfer because trump is a rootless cosmopolitan just like the rest of em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29791451)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: henna public bath

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#35225820)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: henna public bath

Nailed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#48571997)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:40 PM
Author: Red incel turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#29791509)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: White Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#30593629)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: White Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#31534610)



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Date: November 11th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: White Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#31885925)



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Date: November 11th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: motley nubile heaven

delivered on time and under budget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#31885938)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: White Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#32455259)



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Date: October 14th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: White Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#34441972)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: White Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#34872151)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: bronze vengeful native queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#34872154)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: unholy juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#34872180)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: cowardly talented selfie main people

86 year-old former President Trump smiling and clapping as the crowd cheers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#34872410)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Shivering azn

smiling and clapping from his prison cell*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#36593207)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: magenta diverse step-uncle's house fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#34872416)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: thriller dun dysfunction antidepressant drug

A Nixon class vessel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#34872436)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: Dark Trust Fund Masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#34872448)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: White Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#35225642)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: lemon rigor boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#35225789)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Infuriating haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#35225842)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: White Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#35949909)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: henna public bath

Built in China for his creditors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#36266507)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: shimmering toaster

twist: the contract declares for bankruptcy as it builds the hull, so the manufacturing is completed in China, with Russian parts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#36266774)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Shivering azn

Thailand still has a newer, more modern fleet than Russia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#36593216)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: henna public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#48572160)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: White Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#36593168)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Jet Whorehouse

Thought this would be another bumped snailmo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#36593266)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: White Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#40039134)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: slippery pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#40039469)



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Date: September 22nd, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: White Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#40969336)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:21 AM
Author: White Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#48296668)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: slippery pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#48302614)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling aqua love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#48296674)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: White Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#48571850)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: cowardly talented selfie main people

This thread started as a joke nine years ago, but now it will probably happen ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#48572094)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Ungodly dull locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#48572098)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: Drab chapel corn cake

there's an element of truth in every joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#48572167)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:07 AM
Author: Refunkulus (I Always Post Always TP)

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#49622726)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)

except it will be a new type of battleship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#49622795)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 6:38 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Those Greenland bases are for the 6 ice breakers Jews got us to build.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2Elisa#49622802)