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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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Aquamarine Appetizing Pozpig Ceo
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
Rose Lascivious Athletic Conference
  05/20/25
Never played it
Aquamarine Appetizing Pozpig Ceo
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
Charismatic Chartreuse Step-uncle's House
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
Aquamarine Appetizing Pozpig Ceo
  05/20/25
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Underhanded Idiot Toilet Seat
  10/24/25
wario land
bronze trump supporter fat ankles
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
Aquamarine Appetizing Pozpig Ceo
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
talented doctorate address
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
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  05/20/25
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Underhanded Idiot Toilet Seat
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
aqua stag film
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
Aquamarine Appetizing Pozpig Ceo
  10/23/25
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Underhanded Idiot Toilet Seat
  10/23/25
oddworld was amazing
jet-lagged roommate roast beef
  10/23/25
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Underhanded Idiot Toilet Seat
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
laughsome filthy cuck parlour
  10/23/25
Jesus
Rose Lascivious Athletic Conference
  10/23/25
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Underhanded Idiot Toilet Seat
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
Crusty plaza
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
Crusty plaza
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
Rose Lascivious Athletic Conference
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
Crusty plaza
  10/25/25
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Underhanded Idiot Toilet Seat
  10/25/25
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Crusty plaza
  10/25/25
180
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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Aquamarine Appetizing Pozpig Ceo

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Rose Lascivious Athletic Conference

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Aquamarine Appetizing Pozpig Ceo

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Charismatic Chartreuse Step-uncle's House

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Aquamarine Appetizing Pozpig Ceo

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Underhanded Idiot Toilet Seat



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: bronze trump supporter fat ankles

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Aquamarine Appetizing Pozpig Ceo

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: talented doctorate address

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Aquamarine Appetizing Pozpig Ceo

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Underhanded Idiot Toilet Seat



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: aqua stag film

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Aquamarine Appetizing Pozpig Ceo

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Underhanded Idiot Toilet Seat



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: jet-lagged roommate roast beef

oddworld was amazing

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Underhanded Idiot Toilet Seat



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: laughsome filthy cuck parlour

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Rose Lascivious Athletic Conference

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Underhanded Idiot Toilet Seat



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Crusty plaza

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Crusty plaza

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2Elisa#49374874)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Rose Lascivious Athletic Conference

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Crusty plaza

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2Elisa#49374877)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Underhanded Idiot Toilet Seat



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Crusty plaza

https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.com/2025/08/29/68b1148a9e9b08.97836919.webp

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Underhanded Idiot Toilet Seat

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Aquamarine Appetizing Pozpig Ceo



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Underhanded Idiot Toilet Seat



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