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Got straight CATFISHED on a dating app the berates me in person

Matched with a chick who said she was 23. I meet her and she...
Ivan Bourne Tall III
  08/31/26
Did she talk about how she will "NEVER Settle!"?
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  08/31/26
We didn’t even get that far. She was so fuckin hostile...
Ivan Bourne Tall III
  08/31/26
DESCRIBE her seething resentment
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  08/31/26
I pretty much described it in the OP I guess. Just me tellin...
Ivan Bourne Tall III
  08/31/26
Did she actually call you a "Short Loser" with tea...
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  08/31/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/31/26
how much was the dinner
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/31/26
$140
Ivan Bourne Tall III
  08/31/26
you paid $140 for drinks?
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  08/31/26


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Date: August 31st, 2026 6:12 AM
Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III

Matched with a chick who said she was 23. I meet her and she immediately has attitude. Then I look at her I’m like no way this chick is 23. Maybe 29-31. Still looked great. I ask her during dinner if she’s 23. She says “no I’m 34.” I’m like oh wow I had no idea you look amazing I would’ve guessed mid 20’s. (Even though clearly late 20’s when you look at her but still).

Then I causally say this a relief it would have been weird being 40 going on a date with a 23 year old haha (although I do it all the time even younger).

She goes off and says yeah I have to lie because the internet tells men they should only date younger women. And then starts raising her voice saying “I never would go on a date with a 5’9 fucking loser if it wasn’t for the internet warping men’s brains. I used to SOLELY date 6’4 and up! Now I can’t get that and I have to settle for short losers.”

That was pretty much the end of the date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899285&forum_id=2Elisa#50105871)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 6:13 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

Did she talk about how she will "NEVER Settle!"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899285&forum_id=2Elisa#50105873)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 6:14 AM
Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III

We didn’t even get that far. She was so fuckin hostile and nasty even after I complimented her. I paid for the drinks and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899285&forum_id=2Elisa#50105875)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 6:15 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

DESCRIBE her seething resentment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899285&forum_id=2Elisa#50105878)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 6:17 AM
Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III

I pretty much described it in the OP I guess. Just me telling her I thought she looked amazing still even though she was clearly pissed she’s 34. Then out of the blue berating me for being short even though I was completely honest in my dating profile. Then texting on her phone with tears in her eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899285&forum_id=2Elisa#50105880)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 6:26 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

Did she actually call you a "Short Loser" with tears in her eyes while texting Becky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899285&forum_id=2Elisa#50105882)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899285&forum_id=2Elisa#50105906)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 7:26 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle

how much was the dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899285&forum_id=2Elisa#50105908)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 7:30 AM
Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III

$140

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899285&forum_id=2Elisa#50105917)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 7:35 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

you paid $140 for drinks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899285&forum_id=2Elisa#50105920)