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r/fednews is hilarious to read right now

They’re livid about the RTW buyouts.
yapping affirmative action hospital
  01/29/25
To the person writing the OPM emails: HR Many agencies off...
Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter
  01/29/25
ilovefluffyanimals • 11h ago I'm not currently a f...
Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter
  01/29/25
tossaway78701 • 11h ago My grandparents immigrated t...
Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter
  01/29/25
Civil Engineer in the private sector here: Announcement No...
Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter
  01/29/25
"No problem we'll award that contract right away."...
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  05/06/25
any good curation?
Mildly autistic fat ankles
  01/29/25
op should be banned for not doing this already
Sick azn
  01/29/25
We took an oath to serve our country and fellow Americans. T...
yapping affirmative action hospital
  01/29/25
“I demand to serve my country even why my country does...
Mildly autistic fat ankles
  01/29/25
*solemnly salutes*
High-end library coffee pot
  01/29/25
This is 100% a trap. All of these people will be fired for d...
olive boltzmann
  01/29/25
Hilarious how generous the offer is because these parasites ...
High-end library coffee pot
  01/29/25
“This feels like when Voldemort took over Hogwarts.&rd...
Frum public bath
  01/29/25
...
Passionate hall
  01/29/25
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beady-eyed stage milk
  01/29/25
This non "buyout" really seems to have backfired. ...
Peach razzle spot
  01/29/25
To my fellow Feds, especially veterans: we’re at war ...
Frum public bath
  01/29/25
...
Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter
  01/29/25
RTO and giving workers a fat severance payment = literally f...
fear-inspiring lascivious range fanboi
  01/29/25
...
Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter
  01/29/25
...
Cerise Mischievous Shrine Sound Barrier
  01/29/25
...
Chest-beating shivering national
  01/29/25
remember when hitler gave civil servants 6 months severance
lime ceo
  01/29/25
"They don’t care that the annual spending on us i...
topaz self-centered tank
  01/29/25
Senator Tim Kaine said not to accept the buyout because it's...
Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter
  01/29/25
“The president has no authority to make that offer,&rd...
Transparent thriller temple windowlicker
  01/29/25
Aren’t they just paying the existing salary for employ...
fear-inspiring lascivious range fanboi
  01/29/25
are you questioning Senator Tim Kaine?
Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter
  01/29/25
Standing Strong: Why We Won’t Give Up on Our Work as F...
Frum public bath
  01/29/25
For cowgod: “This is the real FAFO! Dont poke the G...
Frum public bath
  01/29/25
...
appetizing canary hominid
  01/29/25
TLDR: feds are MAF they have to supervise each other watchin...
Brindle Indecent New Version Corn Cake
  01/29/25
...
beady-eyed stage milk
  01/29/25
joatmon1965 2h ago Agtee. Everyone needs to watch the firs...
Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter
  01/29/25
lol
shimmering school codepig
  01/29/25
libs have shit for brains
sealclubber
  05/06/25
yoga_pants_only • 3h ago THESE are the times that tr...
Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter
  01/29/25
R1CHARDCRANIUM • 2h ago Profile Badge for the Achiev...
Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter
  01/29/25
"we are the cogs that keep this machine running" ...
adventurous pale location round eye
  01/29/25
Career GS-7 Studying The Art Of War tp
soggy stag film travel guidebook
  01/29/25
FlowerPowerVegan • 1h ago We swore an oath to upho...
Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter
  01/29/25
Natural-Stomach • 45m ago Military person here. Just...
Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter
  01/29/25
"Military person" huh?
White Tripping Bawdyhouse Dingle Berry
  01/29/25
Air force
Chest-beating shivering national
  01/29/25
Coast Guard
hyperventilating theater
  02/02/25
is it good money that's being offered? and presumably it's n...
poppy cerebral rehab jew
  01/29/25
they're offering 6 months salary but apparently OPM law only...
black irradiated meetinghouse lettuce
  01/29/25
They are going to use Admin Leave in lieu of(or in addition ...
Chest-beating shivering national
  01/29/25
To all Fed employees, know that we are standing with you. N...
Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter
  01/29/25
okaywithwhoiam • 12h ago I have 23 years of federal ...
Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter
  01/29/25
Jediattack • 11h ago We hold the fucking line! Smear...
Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter
  01/29/25
nepo piss babies tp
Frum public bath
  01/29/25
...
yapping affirmative action hospital
  01/29/25
https://i.imgur.com/qUIN89k.jpeg
Sick azn
  01/29/25
https://www.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1ice4t5/feds_being...
Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter
  01/29/25
LJL: CPMIP • 2h ago Law school level contracts qu...
Frum public bath
  01/29/25
Oh man.
soggy stag film travel guidebook
  01/29/25
just rambling at this point lol
yapping affirmative action hospital
  01/29/25
Q: enforceable?
Boyish disrespectful area
  02/02/25
They keep re-opening the offer now. They've gone full circle...
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  05/06/25
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  01/29/25
r/fednews • 3 hr. ago inviteinvestinvent PSA: /r/...
Transparent thriller temple windowlicker
  01/29/25
r/fednews • 8 hr. ago TargetIcy7277 Retained a fe...
Transparent thriller temple windowlicker
  02/01/25
Any chance this person is jewish?
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  02/02/25
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  02/02/25
This guy fedworks
yapping affirmative action hospital
  02/02/25
They WERE livid re return to office. Then Trump flipped it ...
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  02/01/25
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fear-inspiring lascivious range fanboi
  02/02/25
Why is no one stepping up to take action? Misc Question Ex...
yapping affirmative action hospital
  02/03/25
Don’t worry, the FBI will be along shortly 😂
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  02/03/25
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  02/03/25
The swamp twitters and roars and howls, feeling a great dist...
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  02/03/25
r/fednews • 5 hr. ago DepressedFed RTO, I cried a...
CapTTTainFalcon
  05/06/25
Hilarious. Poor baby.
Paralegal Mohammad
  05/06/25
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Peter Brady
  05/06/25
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Peter Brady
  05/06/25
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Peter Brady
  05/06/25
libs are such self-indulgent faggots tldr: libs have shit f...
sealclubber
  05/06/25
It's called a "government in exile" and you're not...
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  05/06/25


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Date: January 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: yapping affirmative action hospital

They’re livid about the RTW buyouts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600630)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter

To the person writing the OPM emails:

HR

Many agencies offer professional development webinars to up your game when writing government communications. I suggest you look into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600923)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter

ilovefluffyanimals

11h ago

I'm not currently a federal employee. But I am a former federal law clerk who took that same oath, and -- as a practicing attorney -- I frequently interact with U.S. Department of Justice attorneys and occasionally interact with agency staff from other departments.

You federal employees are amazing -- you are a professional, dedicated group of civil servants who give so much every single day in service of our nation. You are part of what makes America great.

I will do what I can to help from the outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48601135)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter

tossaway78701

11h ago

My grandparents immigrated to the US and served as federal employees for a combined 50 years.

Carry on. And we would be lost without you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48601152)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter

Civil Engineer in the private sector here:

Announcement

Not a Fed. I am a civil engineer who deals with all the bureaucracy, red tape, and bullshit that comes from the review side. County level, state level, or fed level it’s all the same.

The LAST THING I would want to do is piss off my reviewer. You guys know the ropes so well you can slow everything down to a crawl. You can kill projects with a stroke of a pen because of an obscure ruling. You can ask for asinine things that make me want to pull my hair out.

And let me tell you it is your TIME TO FUCKING SHINE.

We need you so much right now. The whole country needs you. I am reading that you guys are getting fired up. Please fight. For us. You are our first line of defense against this craziness.

If there is anything you need, please let the people know. We will do our best.

And finally THANK YOU. I have cursed your name more than I am proud. But soon I hope to praise it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48601167)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


"No problem we'll award that contract right away."

*gets sued by the 19 other contractors who bid on the same project*

*has talented lawyers on hand who know how to fix it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48909847)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Mildly autistic fat ankles

any good curation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600631)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Sick azn

op should be banned for not doing this already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600633)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: yapping affirmative action hospital

We took an oath to serve our country and fellow Americans. They can drag me out.

Announcement

What bullshit. I joined the federal government to serve Americans. To help my countrymen and to help my country. I was so proud on the day I took my oath. I’m amazing at my job.

They think they can scare me away that easily? With their lies and twisted cruelties?

I remain a proud civil servant. I remain extremely effective, remote or otherwise. I’m not going to bullied out, no matter what lies they tell about me. I’m going to stay and I’m going to continue helping and serving those who need help until I literally can’t anymore.

Take your resignation scheme and fuck right off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600637)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Mildly autistic fat ankles

“I demand to serve my country even why my country doesn’t need it.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600646)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: High-end library coffee pot

*solemnly salutes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600653)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: olive boltzmann

This is 100% a trap. All of these people will be fired for disloyalty or treason or whatever stephen miller can conjure up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600639)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: High-end library coffee pot

Hilarious how generous the offer is because these parasites are so hard to get rid of, and yet it would still save us a ton of money with, I am almost certain, zero downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600651)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Frum public bath

“This feels like when Voldemort took over Hogwarts.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600665)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: Passionate hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600771)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: beady-eyed stage milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600872)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: Peach razzle spot

This non "buyout" really seems to have backfired.

I'll be honest, before that email went out, I was looking for any way to get out of this fresh hell. But now I am fired up to make these goons as frustrated as possible, RTO be damned.

Hold the line!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600666)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Frum public bath

To my fellow Feds, especially veterans: we’re at war

Announcement

We watched this goon try to overthrow the government on live tv four years ago. Now, we are witnessing him try to overthrow it from within. We are the last line of defense against fascism. If we leave, we will be replaced by loyalists. Read P2025 and, for the love of god, please believe what is written because that is what is happening. All the EOs are directly from that document.

I didn’t dedicate years of my life serving this great country to be bullied into quitting my career by a bunch of fascists. We are being led by the same types of people our grandparents fought against in WW2. They don’t care about us, regardless of the fact that one-third of us are veterans and many are military family members. They don’t care about your kids, your homes, your bills, your livelihood. They don’t care that you’re an American citizen. They don’t care that the annual spending on us is only 4% and won’t make a difference if we’re gone. They don’t care that we’re middle and lower class employees. They want to harm you. Do not give in to this nonsense and remember your oath to the constitution and the people of America. I don’t know what the future holds, but I refuse to bow down to this fascist authoritarian elite class. Nobody is coming to save us but we have strength in numbers. It’s time to buckle up, and continue protecting freedom and democracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600668)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600765)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: fear-inspiring lascivious range fanboi

RTO and giving workers a fat severance payment = literally fascism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600836)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600851)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Cerise Mischievous Shrine Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600858)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Chest-beating shivering national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48602292)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: lime ceo

remember when hitler gave civil servants 6 months severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48602880)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: topaz self-centered tank

"They don’t care that the annual spending on us is only 4% and won’t make a difference if we’re gone."

Actually, you yourself won't make a difference if you're gone. I sincerely hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48601498)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter

Senator Tim Kaine said not to accept the buyout because it's a trap

HR

Senator Tim Kaine just spoke and said that no one is to take the buyout from president Trump because there is no budget line to make payments for this and it's a trap. I have not received the email yet but when I do get it I am deleting it and not even reading it. I don't want to open it in case I accidentally reply. I am not quitting my job and nobody else should either. I've seen the email and it's very threatening but do not allow Elon Musk to push you out of your federal job. The title of the email is the same title that Elon sent to the Twitter employees when he fired them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600779)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Transparent thriller temple windowlicker

“The president has no authority to make that offer,” Kane [sic] said. “There’s no budget line item to pay people who are not showing up for work.”

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/01/28/trump-offers-buyouts-for-federal-workers-00201106

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600899)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: fear-inspiring lascivious range fanboi

Aren’t they just paying the existing salary for employees until September? There is no “buyout” and therefore no line item required in the budget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48601078)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter

are you questioning Senator Tim Kaine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48601098)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Frum public bath

Standing Strong: Why We Won’t Give Up on Our Work as Federal Employees

META

They want to dismantle the very institutions that keep this country running, to tear down the work we have dedicated our lives to. But let me tell you: not today.

As federal employees, we serve the American people with pride and dedication. We show up every day, no matter the challenges, because the work we do matters. We are the backbone of this country, and we will not let our efforts be in vain.

When the pressure is overwhelming, when it feels like everything is falling apart, remember this: not today. We won’t give up. Not now, not ever.

Stay strong, fellow federal employees. We are in this together, and we are not backing down.

“What do we say to the God of Death?” NOT today !!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600788)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: Frum public bath

For cowgod:

“This is the real FAFO! Dont poke the GenX bear.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600815)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: appetizing canary hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48602889)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Brindle Indecent New Version Corn Cake

TLDR: feds are MAF they have to supervise each other watching child pornography all day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600819)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed stage milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600863)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter

joatmon1965

2h ago

Agtee. Everyone needs to watch the first 30 minutes of Rachel Maddow (Jan 28). She connects all the dots. The funding freeze, the resignation letter from today. It's a strategy called RAGE: retire all government employees. The objective is to collapse the US government and replace it with a dictator. Watch it. We need to get over the inconvenience of having to work in the office and fight this. We need our own rage now more than ever. Don't give in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600829)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: shimmering school codepig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48602346)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: sealclubber

libs have shit for brains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48909856)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter

yoga_pants_only

3h ago

THESE are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600839)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter

R1CHARDCRANIUM

2h ago

Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter

I’ve printed the P25 entire document and am studying it closely. Sun Tzu’s teachings recommend y’all do the same. It’s literally their battle plan. It’s being enacted page by page. So much so that you can pretty much predict when they’ll come for your agency.

GS7 employees are not the fat cat bureaucrats and even GS12s and 13s are middle class in the majority of this country. Barely middle class in a lot of areas. We are not the enemy. We are the cogs that keep this machine running. The vast majority of us simply yearn to serve, and nothing more.

Chin up, friends. This is a fight worth fighting. As cliche as it sounds, people really are depending on us.

If you take the “buyout,” I do not judge you one bit. It may be an enticing offer for many and if it’s what is best for you, then by all means, take care of yourself. Me, personally, wholeheartedly believe in my mission and will not silently abandon the people who I serve. I’m not saying you are abandoning anything, this is a deeply personal matter and, again, you’ll get no judgement from me. Take care of yourself and your family in the best way you can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600843)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: adventurous pale location round eye

"we are the cogs that keep this machine running"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48601179)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: soggy stag film travel guidebook

Career GS-7 Studying The Art Of War tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48602349)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter

FlowerPowerVegan

1h ago

We swore an oath to uphold and protect the Constitution from all enemies, foreign and domestic. We did not swear fealty to the position or the person in the White House. Stand and be strong!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600849)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter

Natural-Stomach

45m ago

Military person here. Just wanna say that we stand in solidarity. I will refuse to follow unethical and illegal orders, and my loyalties lie with the Constitution, not with the president, per the oath I swore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48600854)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: White Tripping Bawdyhouse Dingle Berry

"Military person"

huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48601070)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Chest-beating shivering national

Air force

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48602314)



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Date: February 2nd, 2025 3:39 AM
Author: hyperventilating theater

Coast Guard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48614165)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: poppy cerebral rehab jew

is it good money that's being offered? and presumably it's necessary to offer, and the people can't just be fired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48601112)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: black irradiated meetinghouse lettuce

they're offering 6 months salary but apparently OPM law only allows up to 25k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48601172)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Chest-beating shivering national

They are going to use Admin Leave in lieu of(or in addition to) cash payments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48602324)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter

To all Fed employees, know that we are standing with you.

News / Article

Written by a non federal employee sharing their support.

It might take a few days for people to grasp just how enormous of an attack on our democracy this is. It might be when they need to get food stamps, it might be when they go check their student loan, it might be a thousand other things. But know, that the number of us who support you will only grow in these coming days.

Now is the time for you to be loud. Now is your time to be obnoxious. Now is the time to test your conviction. Do what Americans do best and fight back against the tyranny of the entitled and wrathful. These are selfish bastards who look to enrich themselves and their benefactors by stealing from the country, from it's people, and from you.

Big words coming from someone on the other side of a screen I know, but it is rare to know that we find ourselves in the midst of a historical moment. A blip in time that will determine the future of this country and what we as a collective people will stand for, and against.

Know that myself and millions of others are behind you in this moment.

Millions. Not hundreds, not thousands. Millions.

I can't say what will happen next, none of us can, but know no matter what, we stand in solidarity, and want to help however we can.

For anyone wondering how to help

Call your reps. Not just once, every day. It does help.

Express your support to anyone working in the fed government. Friends, family, even enemies.

Shoot down anyone telling you fed employees are lazy. That is a myth meant to demonize hard working patriots so that billionaire oligarchs can have a few more zeroes on their paycheck.

Either we rise together. Or we fall apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48601113)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter

okaywithwhoiam

12h ago

I have 23 years of federal service. I work at least 50 to 55 hours a week. I help regulate the housing market and the mortgage industry. My agency allows there to be stable liquidity in the housing market.

I will not quit. If he wants to fire me, go for it. I'll have my union sue.

Thank you for your support

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48601125)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter

Jediattack

11h ago

We hold the fucking line! Smear our name and our hard work but I’ll be damned if I let a group of nepo piss babies destroy my country just because they think they can. I hold the fucking line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48601131)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Frum public bath

nepo piss babies tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48601150)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: yapping affirmative action hospital



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Date: January 29th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Sick azn

https://i.imgur.com/qUIN89k.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48601149)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 11:09 AM
Author: Doobsian useless brakes faggot firefighter

https://www.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1ice4t5/feds_being_told_not_to_leak_information_online/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48601157)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: Frum public bath

LJL:

CPMIP

2h ago

Law school level contracts question here - does the OPM email even qualify as an offer or is it an invitation to make an offer to which the “resign” response would be the actual offer? Also doesn’t there need to be a signature on behalf of OPM under UCC given the time/amount of money? I was trying to figure out why it felt so bogus to be able to resign via a one-word response, besides all the present absurdities. Not that it would make a difference since they don’t hold themselves to any existing legal requirements…just rambling at this point lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48601199)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: soggy stag film travel guidebook

Oh man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48602460)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: yapping affirmative action hospital

just rambling at this point lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48602822)



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Date: February 2nd, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Boyish disrespectful area

Q: enforceable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48615436)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


They keep re-opening the offer now. They've gone full circle from "is this legal?" to "this is the only thing we know for sure is legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48909851)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: light aphrodisiac cuckold

https://x.com/amuse/status/1884585219006648376/photo/1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48602894)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Transparent thriller temple windowlicker

r/fednews

3 hr. ago

inviteinvestinvent

PSA: /r/fednews is the largest community of federal workers on social media and a prime target for sophisticated propaganda. Critical thinking is now more crucial than ever.

Announcement

This subreddit is under attack from foreign and domestic threat actors. Every high profile political subreddit will be a target. Use your critical thinking and slam your report button for weird stuff to help keep bad actors on the radar. Thank you all so much for your diligence, stay strong. Do not resign unless you already lined up another job and the timing befits gambling on a payout.

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Date: February 1st, 2025 3:45 AM
Author: Transparent thriller temple windowlicker

r/fednews

8 hr. ago

TargetIcy7277

Retained a federal law attorney tonight.

Misc Question

Printed out my entire eopf (hundreds of pages, all Outstanding appraisals), opm emails, opm faq's, email from my acting secretary endorsing the 'buyout', etc. I've also been in electronic communication with my personal physician this week describing a variety of severe symptoms related to job related stress. I've successfully procured legal representation in the past for a seven figure settlement. I sue people, not places. It's much more effective. Let's go.

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Date: February 2nd, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Coiffed trump supporter school cafeteria

Any chance this person is jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48614162)



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Date: February 2nd, 2025 3:38 AM
Author: haunting elite jap incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48614164)



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Date: February 2nd, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: yapping affirmative action hospital

This guy fedworks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48615198)



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Date: February 1st, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: concupiscible pink personal credit line

They WERE livid re return to office. Then Trump flipped it on them and offered to buy them out. Now they are all WE ARE NEVER LEAVING THE OFFICE. A few of them on the board have acknowledged "how did we go from this to this in a week's time".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48611924)



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Date: February 2nd, 2025 2:46 AM
Author: fear-inspiring lascivious range fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48614128)



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Date: February 3rd, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: yapping affirmative action hospital

Why is no one stepping up to take action?

Misc Question

Excuse me—hello? FBI? CIA? Where are you? Why aren’t you stepping in to address this chaos? Congress, Judicial branches, where’s your backbone? Warren, Bernie Sanders, AOC, Tulsi Gabbard, Deb Haaland—are any of you even paying attention? Is anyone willing to take action, or are you content watching everything burn from the comfort of your offices?

This is not just incompetence—it’s negligence at the highest level. Every person in this administration, especially those at the top, seems perfectly fine letting the entire system crumble before our eyes. Are we seriously supposed to sit back and watch the country implode without anyone stepping up to fix it? What kind of leadership is this? Where is the accountability? Where is the urgency?

We deserve more than empty rhetoric and performative concern. We need immediate, decisive action before this downward spiral becomes irreversible. Enough with the silence. DO. SOMETHING. NOW.

?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48617801)



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Date: February 3rd, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: exciting rough-skinned piazza

Don’t worry, the FBI will be along shortly 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48617838)



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Date: February 3rd, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Arousing really tough guy legal warrant

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GeToI4EXkAE8c0a.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48617881)



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Date: February 3rd, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: carnelian abusive ticket booth

The swamp twitters and roars and howls, feeling a great disturbance in the Force.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48617867)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

r/fednews

5 hr. ago

DepressedFed

RTO, I cried at my desk today.

Today was my first day back in an office for RTO. No one cared or noticed. No contact from from anyone other than an email with office layout and my desk assignment. No one said hello, or engaged with me. I tried to break the ice and talk with people but everyone is in the same boat. No supplies availablefor me since i am not with that department, had to bring in all my gear and set it up. Came home after 8 hours to a disaster from my dogs, who had gotten accustomed to going outside during lunch.

I am placed with people whom I don't work with or interact with, my entire team is still remote searching for offices. I was so lonely and confused. I don't know how I can do this and the toll it is taking on my mental health. I need the job, but this is absolutely torture. I wish I could volunteer to be RIF'd. The DRP has too many loopholes and loss of protections, it scares me.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

Hilarious. Poor baby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48909839)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Peter Brady

Available-Ideal3872

5h ago

I'm sorry your day went the way it did. Hopefully, things will get better. I hate going in 5 days a week. I miss my dog. My cozy house that I work so hard to pay for. I miss extra time with my kid. I miss not being absolutely burnt out by 6pm by the traffic and the draining ordeal of interacting with people all day and having no energy left to be fully present in the evening. I'm just exhausted.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Peter Brady

Jealous_Ad_2508

4h ago

I cried at my desk a lot my first week back. I went back Feb24. I had a full meltdown in front of my boss - totally embarrassing - but even she was understanding. Some people do settle in and open up, others take time - and genuinely some days are better than others. I am one of those people who took months to settle in and open up. Give yourself and the other folks in your office some grace.

I wish I had better news. Hang in there.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Peter Brady

Maleficent_Grade9908

5h ago

I'm sorry you had a day like this but before you know it, you will adjust, so will your fur babies.

Agreed, take in some Einstein bagels and cream cheese!

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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: sealclubber

libs are such self-indulgent faggots

tldr: libs have shit for brains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48909866)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


It's called a "government in exile" and you're not supposed to staff it with all of your most talented ex-employees in the first 90 days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5672176&forum_id=2Elisa#48909848)