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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/09/14
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pea-brained comical stock car
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Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend
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charismatic immigrant sanctuary
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curious garrison
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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/09/14
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pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
shimmering metal indian lodge death wish
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/09/14
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pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/09/14
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pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
mahogany center
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Rough-skinned Locus Elastic Band
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pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
charismatic immigrant sanctuary
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Rough-skinned Locus Elastic Band
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor
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pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
Flushed Wonderful Cuckoldry Generalized Bond
  10/08/16
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mahogany center
  10/09/14
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blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/09/14
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Big blood rage
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diverse splenetic theater stage mexican
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aggressive boltzmann
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rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma
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excitant hyperactive preventive strike
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Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef
  10/10/14
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Iridescent contagious home prole
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
Scarlet hell deer antler
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
misanthropic ladyboy circlehead
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
goy orbison
  10/06/25
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Laughsome partner dilemma
  05/15/22
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diverse splenetic theater stage mexican
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
Disgusting Twisted Theatre
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
passionate pearl mother box office
  10/11/14
?
Ruby cocky corn cake new version
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
passionate pearl mother box office
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Magenta trailer park
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
demanding tripping codepig knife
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
umber exhilarant station place of business
  12/25/15
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Slate marketing idea wagecucks
  02/05/17
lol
indecent lilac step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Swashbuckling church dog poop
  10/09/14
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pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
shimmering metal indian lodge death wish
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diverse splenetic theater stage mexican
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bateful point
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
Dark irradiated azn
  10/09/14
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Domesticated At-the-ready Church Building
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
mahogany center
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
brilliant boyish hall coldplay fan
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
coiffed national fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/09/14
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pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Bat Shit Crazy Cruel-hearted Voyeur Travel Guidebook
  10/09/14
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pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor
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Appetizing Very Tactful Piazza Associate
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
Titillating hot nursing home
  10/09/14
Shrewd
razzle unhinged forum
  10/09/14
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pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Bat Shit Crazy Cruel-hearted Voyeur Travel Guidebook
  10/09/14
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federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor
  10/09/14
180
fragrant address
  10/09/14
180
vibrant mauve state really tough guy
  10/09/14
180^180
blue cuck meetinghouse
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Big blood rage
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
blue cuck meetinghouse
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pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/09/14
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pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
shimmering metal indian lodge death wish
  10/09/14
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pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Titillating hot nursing home
  10/09/14
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blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor
  10/09/14
...
Ruby cocky corn cake new version
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
Godawful salmon native volcanic crater
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Razzle-dazzle stead
  10/09/14
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Motley ticket booth
  12/06/14
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Odious wild factory reset button field
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
clear stage
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
misanthropic ladyboy circlehead
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
misanthropic ladyboy circlehead
  10/08/16
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Plum Locale Dopamine
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Ruby cocky corn cake new version
  10/09/14
?
self-absorbed flatulent pit
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Ruby cocky corn cake new version
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Concupiscible tanning salon
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
racy brindle university regret
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Spruce police squad filthpig
  10/11/14
180
seedy trip library
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
big-titted dysfunction
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Ruby cocky corn cake new version
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blue cuck meetinghouse
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bateful point
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Domesticated At-the-ready Church Building
  10/09/14
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pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Domesticated At-the-ready Church Building
  10/09/14
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pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
big-titted dysfunction
  10/09/14
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pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
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pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Titillating hot nursing home
  10/09/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
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chestnut hairraiser whorehouse
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
submissive crackhouse
  10/09/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
submissive crackhouse
  10/09/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
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diverse splenetic theater stage mexican
  10/09/14
...
submissive crackhouse
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
aqua liquid oxygen
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/09/14
lol
Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend
  10/09/14
180
Ruby cocky corn cake new version
  10/09/14
lmao
aggressive boltzmann
  10/09/14
tyft
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/09/14
Lol
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
...
Tantric black useless brakes
  10/09/14
This is good.
Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground
  10/09/14
180 billion
big-titted dysfunction
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
stirring rigpig
  10/09/14
...
bateful point
  10/09/14
180 this is great
vigorous territorial yarmulke bbw
  10/10/14
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Big blood rage
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Hilarious Legal Warrant
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
dun gunner
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
gaped cyan parlour old irish cottage
  10/09/14
...
Rose lettuce
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
multi-colored transparent chad toilet seat
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
fear-inspiring location degenerate
  10/09/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
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multi-colored transparent chad toilet seat
  10/09/14
...
diverse splenetic theater stage mexican
  10/27/14
...
federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
bronze adventurous faggot firefighter abode
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
razzmatazz cobalt double fault
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
misanthropic ladyboy circlehead
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground
  10/09/14
titcr
multi-colored transparent chad toilet seat
  10/09/14
...
Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend
  10/09/14
...
Big blood rage
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
submissive crackhouse
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Dull high-end stag film
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
racy brindle university regret
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
crystalline lay idiot
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Dark irradiated azn
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
bronze adventurous faggot firefighter abode
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
bronze adventurous faggot firefighter abode
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Exciting Party Of The First Part
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Insanely creepy bonkers base ratface
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
histrionic theater mental disorder
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
abusive pocket flask digit ratio
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
submissive crackhouse
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
fear-inspiring location degenerate
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
submissive crackhouse
  10/09/14
...
Titillating hot nursing home
  10/10/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
...
multi-colored transparent chad toilet seat
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma
  10/09/14
...
Fighting corner
  10/09/14
...
Onyx haunting gaming laptop
  10/12/14
1800000000
low-t coffee pot
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Ruby cocky corn cake new version
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Fighting corner
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend
  10/09/14
...
bateful point
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Ruby cocky corn cake new version
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
chestnut hairraiser whorehouse
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
mischievous gay site nowag
  10/09/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
histrionic theater mental disorder
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Ruby cocky corn cake new version
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Ruby cocky corn cake new version
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
misanthropic ladyboy circlehead
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
submissive crackhouse
  10/09/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
Disgusting Twisted Theatre
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
multi-colored transparent chad toilet seat
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
Painfully honest community account jap
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Concupiscible tanning salon
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
chestnut hairraiser whorehouse
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend
  10/09/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
stirring rigpig
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
misanthropic ladyboy circlehead
  10/09/14
...
misanthropic ladyboy circlehead
  10/10/14
...
big-titted dysfunction
  10/09/14
i could see it
Ruby cocky corn cake new version
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
ungodly canary heaven
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/09/14
...
bateful point
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
Translucent heady kitty
  06/27/16
...
Cracking greedy kitchen crotch
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
submissive crackhouse
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
insecure chapel
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Orchid arousing halford
  10/10/14
WTF?
aggressive boltzmann
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
aggressive boltzmann
  10/10/14
...
Ruby cocky corn cake new version
  10/10/14
120
low-t coffee pot
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Concupiscible tanning salon
  10/10/14
...
Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/10/14
...
submissive crackhouse
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Dark irradiated azn
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Dark irradiated azn
  10/10/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
talented legend orchestra pit
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
racy brindle university regret
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Bat Shit Crazy Cruel-hearted Voyeur Travel Guidebook
  10/10/14
...
Ruddy Idea He Suggested
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Electric Violent Hissy Fit Cruise Ship
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Ruby cocky corn cake new version
  10/10/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/10/14
...
Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
zippy 180 brunch
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Ruby cocky corn cake new version
  10/10/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground
  10/10/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Lascivious Casino Half-breed
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Dark irradiated azn
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
clear stage
  10/10/14
180
Lavender shitlib
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Glittery brethren resort
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
bateful point
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
Disgusting Twisted Theatre
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
clear stage
  10/10/14
...
bateful point
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Buff queen of the night keepsake machete
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/10/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/10/14
...
bateful point
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Electric Violent Hissy Fit Cruise Ship
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Zombie-like mind-boggling area pozpig
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Sadistic Jet-lagged Fat Ankles Headpube
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/11/14
omg
Disgusting Twisted Theatre
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Abnormal Ape
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Beady-eyed Quadroon
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Cracking greedy kitchen crotch
  10/11/14
...
Ruby cocky corn cake new version
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed Quadroon
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Twinkling house-broken son of senegal milk
  10/11/14
...
bateful point
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Scarlet hell deer antler
  10/18/14
...
Dashing den
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
Spectacular Plaza International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
cerebral alcoholic personal credit line black woman
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
...
diverse splenetic theater stage mexican
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
infuriating stage
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Beady-eyed Quadroon
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
Disgusting Twisted Theatre
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
infuriating stage
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic ladyboy circlehead
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Dark irradiated azn
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
...
Godawful salmon native volcanic crater
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
...
Ruddy Idea He Suggested
  10/11/14
...
bateful point
  10/11/14
...
federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
diverse splenetic theater stage mexican
  10/27/14
lmfao
brilliant boyish hall coldplay fan
  10/11/14
amazing
stimulating affirmative action school cafeteria
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground
  10/11/14
180
Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend
  10/11/14
...
Titillating hot nursing home
  10/11/14
...
bateful point
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
diverse splenetic theater stage mexican
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Well-lubricated pale tank wrinkle
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
Spectacular Plaza International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Beady-eyed Quadroon
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor
  10/11/14
Seriously.
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
cerebral alcoholic personal credit line black woman
  10/11/14
...
Twinkling house-broken son of senegal milk
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Sooty Floppy Sound Barrier Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
fragrant address
  03/28/16
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
marvelous kink-friendly mad cow disease
  10/11/14
...
ocher aromatic cuckold
  10/11/14
...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/11/14
plz poast
Vivacious Azure Alpha
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
ocher aromatic cuckold
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
chestnut hairraiser whorehouse
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
coiffed national fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Insanely creepy bonkers base ratface
  10/11/14
For the love of god
Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Insanely creepy bonkers base ratface
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Dark irradiated azn
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
Saffron Temple Dragon
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
flesh set
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
misanthropic ladyboy circlehead
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
chestnut hairraiser whorehouse
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Ruddy Idea He Suggested
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
lol 180
federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
coiffed national fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
...
Vengeful Space
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
hideous sepia school
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Bright flirting goyim
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Bright flirting goyim
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
shimmering metal indian lodge death wish
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Effete gay wizard
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma
  10/11/14
(evan39)
low-t coffee pot
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Disgusting Twisted Theatre
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Effete gay wizard
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
pungent balding property toaster
  10/11/14
keeping it real
hideous sepia school
  10/11/14
...
chestnut hairraiser whorehouse
  10/11/14
cr
galvanic boiling water
  10/11/14
Amen.
sapphire thriller kitty cat roommate
  10/11/14
lol cr
Motley ticket booth
  10/11/14
...
Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef
  10/11/14
...
federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor
  10/11/14
...
bateful point
  10/11/14
...
diverse splenetic theater stage mexican
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Insanely creepy bonkers base ratface
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Fighting corner
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Insanely creepy bonkers base ratface
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Disgusting Twisted Theatre
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Insanely creepy bonkers base ratface
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Disgusting Twisted Theatre
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Insanely creepy bonkers base ratface
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Fighting corner
  10/11/14
180
Mustard Menage
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Insanely creepy bonkers base ratface
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
buck-toothed supple institution
  10/11/14
...
Fighting corner
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
coiffed national fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Fighting corner
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Insanely creepy bonkers base ratface
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground
  10/11/14
...
rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
low-t coffee pot
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
misanthropic ladyboy circlehead
  10/11/14
lol
bistre becky lodge
  10/11/14
underrated
bronze adventurous faggot firefighter abode
  10/11/14
...
principal's office
  10/12/14
...
diverse splenetic theater stage mexican
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Dull high-end stag film
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
...
Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Dull high-end stag film
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Dull high-end stag film
  10/11/14
...
diverse splenetic theater stage mexican
  10/27/14
lol
Naked cumskin
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Cracking greedy kitchen crotch
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
sienna alcoholic juggernaut
  10/11/14
...
drunken office
  10/11/14
180
Saffron Temple Dragon
  10/11/14
180
shimmering metal indian lodge death wish
  10/11/14
180
federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor
  10/11/14
...
Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Pearly Public Bath Sneaky Criminal
  10/11/14
...
coral range macaca
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
umber exhilarant station place of business
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
coiffed national fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
...
Ruby cocky corn cake new version
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
180
Saffron Temple Dragon
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
coiffed national fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
coiffed national fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Exciting Party Of The First Part
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Crusty bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma
  10/11/14
...
Dark irradiated azn
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/11/14
...
diverse splenetic theater stage mexican
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
Go on...
diverse splenetic theater stage mexican
  10/27/14
...
Exciting Party Of The First Part
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Dark irradiated azn
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Green Spot Hairy Legs
  10/11/14
...
Dark irradiated azn
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Crusty bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Green Spot Hairy Legs
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
misanthropic ladyboy circlehead
  10/11/14
...
Twinkling house-broken son of senegal milk
  10/11/14
...
bateful point
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
Wine gas station jewess
  10/12/14
...
diverse splenetic theater stage mexican
  10/27/14
...
principal's office
  10/12/14
...
diverse splenetic theater stage mexican
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Abnormal Ape
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Crusty bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
diverse splenetic theater stage mexican
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
shimmering metal indian lodge death wish
  10/11/14
...
Slippery Senate
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Judgmental Business Firm
  10/11/14
...
Slippery Senate
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/11/14
...
Ruby cocky corn cake new version
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Tantric black useless brakes
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
Spectacular Plaza International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Abnormal Ape
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Exciting Party Of The First Part
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
...
razzmatazz cobalt double fault
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
aquamarine shrine jew
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
marvelous kink-friendly mad cow disease
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
marvelous kink-friendly mad cow disease
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
Dead Internal Respiration Rehab
  10/11/14
...
Concupiscible tanning salon
  10/11/14
...
bateful point
  10/11/14
Oh my
Dark irradiated azn
  10/11/14
omg
thirsty bossy tattoo house
  10/11/14
...
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
coiffed national fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Dark irradiated azn
  10/11/14
...
bateful point
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
thirsty bossy tattoo house
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
Avocado Mad-dog Skullcap
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Boistinker
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
clear stage
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
Dead Internal Respiration Rehab
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
Blathering Amber Water Buffalo
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Zombie-like mind-boggling area pozpig
  10/11/14
...
Dull high-end stag film
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
...
Onyx haunting gaming laptop
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Glittery brethren resort
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
frisky
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
...
Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Spruce police squad filthpig
  10/11/14
wtf
Karate
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
milky
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Zombie-like mind-boggling area pozpig
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
milky
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
sienna alcoholic juggernaut
  10/11/14
...
federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
clear stage
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Crusty bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Lavender shitlib
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Crusty bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Zombie-like mind-boggling area pozpig
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
Avocado Mad-dog Skullcap
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Crusty bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Exciting Party Of The First Part
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
Avocado Mad-dog Skullcap
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
sienna alcoholic juggernaut
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
...
federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
Filthy turdskin
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
flickering smoky gaping
  11/21/15
...
Green Spot Hairy Legs
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
gtfo
chestnut hairraiser whorehouse
  10/12/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
Burgundy main people
  10/11/14
Holy shit
Spectacular Plaza International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/14
?
fear-inspiring location degenerate
  10/11/14
...
Primrose pontificating giraffe
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
gold
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
low-t coffee pot
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
gold
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
thirsty bossy tattoo house
  10/11/14
...
Primrose pontificating giraffe
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Honey-headed
  10/11/14
lol
federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef
  10/12/14
180
purple
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/11/14
120
Swashbuckling church dog poop
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Dark irradiated azn
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
charcoal hateful sweet tailpipe french chef
  10/12/14
...
Beady-eyed Quadroon
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
stirring rigpig
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Fighting corner
  10/12/14
...
marvelous kink-friendly mad cow disease
  12/06/14
...
Beady-eyed Quadroon
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
walnut therapy
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
violet startling
  10/12/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/12/14
Well!?
Tantric black useless brakes
  10/12/14
...
Beady-eyed Quadroon
  10/12/14
plz respond
Fighting corner
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
self-absorbed flatulent pit
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Twinkling house-broken son of senegal milk
  10/12/14
Well?
Glittery brethren resort
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
internet-worthy masturbator background story
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
fear-inspiring location degenerate
  10/12/14
180000000
Saffron Temple Dragon
  10/12/14
??
aggressive boltzmann
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
bateful point
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
claret depressive
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend
  10/12/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/12/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/12/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
chestnut hairraiser whorehouse
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
fear-inspiring location degenerate
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/12/14
...
Dark irradiated azn
  10/12/14
...
Blathering Amber Water Buffalo
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Green Spot Hairy Legs
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
hideous sepia school
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
stirring rigpig
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Insanely creepy bonkers base ratface
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
low-t coffee pot
  10/12/14
please continue
principal's office
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Fighting corner
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Green Spot Hairy Legs
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
pink fanboi love of her life
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/12/14
...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Disgusting Twisted Theatre
  10/12/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
psychic
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
psychic
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
infuriating stage
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
pink fanboi love of her life
  10/12/14
ty
misanthropic ladyboy circlehead
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
pink fanboi love of her life
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
psychic
  10/12/14
And scene.
Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef
  10/12/14
nigger
misanthropic ladyboy circlehead
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
psychic
  10/12/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/12/14
...
Bright flirting goyim
  10/12/14
...
Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/12/14
...
Zombie-like mind-boggling area pozpig
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Insanely creepy bonkers base ratface
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
crawly
  10/12/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/12/14
Post 600!
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
nighttime
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
Karate
  10/12/14
You don't?
razzle unhinged forum
  10/12/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/12/14
...
Green Spot Hairy Legs
  10/12/14
wtf
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Dull high-end stag film
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Dull high-end stag film
  10/12/14
...
charcoal hateful sweet tailpipe french chef
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Well-lubricated pale tank wrinkle
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Dull high-end stag film
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
Avocado Mad-dog Skullcap
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Dull high-end stag film
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Well-lubricated pale tank wrinkle
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Disgusting Twisted Theatre
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Ruby cocky corn cake new version
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
racy brindle university regret
  10/12/14
...
umber exhilarant station place of business
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
histrionic theater mental disorder
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
misanthropic ladyboy circlehead
  10/12/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/12/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
Filthy turdskin
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
frisky
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
coiffed national fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
pink fanboi love of her life
  10/12/14
...
flickering smoky gaping
  11/21/15
...
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Cracking greedy kitchen crotch
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
bateful point
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
patrolman
  10/12/14
180
Fantasy-prone Persian Feces
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
Garnet confused antidepressant drug
  10/31/16
...
flickering smoky gaping
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Turquoise Dingle Berry Reading Party
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Red Round Eye
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
coral range macaca
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
Avocado Mad-dog Skullcap
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
racy brindle university regret
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Scarlet hell deer antler
  10/18/14
...
flickering smoky gaping
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Glittery brethren resort
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
chestnut hairraiser whorehouse
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Onyx haunting gaming laptop
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
sienna alcoholic juggernaut
  10/13/14
?
Onyx haunting gaming laptop
  10/13/14
...
pea-brained comical stock car
  10/27/14
...
pink fanboi love of her life
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
clear stage
  12/06/14
...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  04/07/15
...
coral range macaca
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
embarrassed to the bone magical electric furnace
  04/22/15
...
aggressive boltzmann
  05/17/15
...
grizzly bearded multi-billionaire trump supporter
  06/04/15
Not flame.
rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma
  08/18/15
update?
ceo
  10/06/15
...
sandwich
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
pink fanboi love of her life
  10/11/15
...
thirsty bossy tattoo house
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
deep hominid
  10/12/15
bump
fear-inspiring location degenerate
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
jet people who are hurt national security agency
  11/25/15
...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
blue cuck meetinghouse
  12/27/15
...
grizzly bearded multi-billionaire trump supporter
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Costumed
  03/10/16
...
Rose lettuce
  03/28/16
...
provocative opaque hospital newt
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
Lemon messiness
  06/27/16
...
Onyx haunting gaming laptop
  08/21/16
...
rigor telephone
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  08/22/16
...
brass philosopher-king
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Misunderstood Sex Offender
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
clown laser beams
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Misunderstood Sex Offender
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
brass philosopher-king
  09/13/16
...
diverse splenetic theater stage mexican
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
brass philosopher-king
  09/13/16
Game of ""
maroon
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
brass philosopher-king
  09/13/16
...
mentally impaired nibblets skinny woman
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
rigor telephone
  09/13/16
...
sandwich
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Flushed Wonderful Cuckoldry Generalized Bond
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
racy brindle university regret
  10/31/16
:-)
shaky doobsian trust fund
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
blue cuck meetinghouse
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
shaky doobsian trust fund
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Fuchsia Striped Hyena
  10/31/16
...
flickering smoky gaping
  10/09/18
...
umber exhilarant station place of business
  11/21/16
...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  01/10/17
...
Mildly autistic windowlicker mediation
  02/04/17
...
umber exhilarant station place of business
  02/04/17
...
shaky doobsian trust fund
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Frozen genital piercing
  02/04/17
...
shaky doobsian trust fund
  02/04/17
...
shaky doobsian trust fund
  02/04/17
...
Fuchsia Striped Hyena
  02/05/17
...
shaky doobsian trust fund
  02/08/17
...
indigo pistol
  06/28/17
...
white cowardly candlestick maker
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
Unholy
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Frozen genital piercing
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Abnormal Ape
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
duck-like ebony
  12/18/17
...
Crimson stain
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
henna pisswyrm
  01/06/18
...
mentally impaired nibblets skinny woman
  02/06/18
...
stimulating affirmative action school cafeteria
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Fuchsia Striped Hyena
  10/06/18
4 year bump
Unholy
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
cream mood
  10/09/18
...
vibrant mauve state really tough guy
  10/17/18
...
olive potus
  05/19/19
...
Dashing den
  05/19/19
...
Avocado Mad-dog Skullcap
  10/14/19
...
blue cuck meetinghouse
  05/05/20
...
ultramarine
  06/28/20
...
frum lake
  06/29/20
...
Avocado Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/10/20
...
Odious wild factory reset button field
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Impertinent Slap-happy Weed Whacker
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
Cheese-eating poppy incel famous landscape painting
  10/10/20
TITCR
  02/17/21
...
cream mood
  10/08/21
...
Chartreuse goal in life
  02/17/21
...
Avocado Mad-dog Skullcap
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
crystalline lay idiot
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
nubile self-centered
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
nubile self-centered
  10/11/21
...
cream mood
  10/07/22
...
Fishy private investor
  12/02/21
...
scourge upon the earth
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
faggotry
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Misunderstood Sex Offender
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
athletic conference
  10/10/22
...
Fishy private investor
  10/10/22
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Fishy private investor
  11/23/22
...
razzmatazz cobalt double fault
  05/06/23
...
bull headed
  05/06/23
Time flies
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
deep hominid
  05/06/23
...
scourge upon the earth
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
faggotry
  10/09/23
...
goy orbison
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
peach
  10/09/23
...
Fuchsia Striped Hyena
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
maize
  10/20/23
...
Fuchsia Striped Hyena
  10/20/23
...
shaky doobsian trust fund
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
emerald
  10/20/23
...
Fishy private investor
  10/20/23
...
cream mood
  10/20/23
...
beta
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
copper
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Arrogant harsh pervert
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
razzmatazz cobalt double fault
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: shimmering metal indian lodge death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: submissive crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: amethyst soul-stirring market selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: charismatic immigrant sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: curious garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: shimmering metal indian lodge death wish

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: mahogany center

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Locus Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: charismatic immigrant sanctuary

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Locus Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Flushed Wonderful Cuckoldry Generalized Bond

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: mahogany center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Big blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: diverse splenetic theater stage mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: aggressive boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: excitant hyperactive preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Iridescent contagious home prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Scarlet hell deer antler

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: misanthropic ladyboy circlehead

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: goy orbison

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Laughsome partner dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: diverse splenetic theater stage mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Disgusting Twisted Theatre

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: passionate pearl mother box office

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Ruby cocky corn cake new version

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: passionate pearl mother box office

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Magenta trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: demanding tripping codepig knife

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: umber exhilarant station place of business

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Slate marketing idea wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: indecent lilac step-uncle's house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling church dog poop

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: shimmering metal indian lodge death wish

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: diverse splenetic theater stage mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: bateful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Dark irradiated azn

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Domesticated At-the-ready Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: mahogany center

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: brilliant boyish hall coldplay fan

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: coiffed national fortuitous meteor

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Cruel-hearted Voyeur Travel Guidebook

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Appetizing Very Tactful Piazza Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Titillating hot nursing home

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: razzle unhinged forum

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Cruel-hearted Voyeur Travel Guidebook

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: fragrant address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: vibrant mauve state really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Big blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: shimmering metal indian lodge death wish

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Titillating hot nursing home

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Ruby cocky corn cake new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Godawful salmon native volcanic crater

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stead

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Motley ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Odious wild factory reset button field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: clear stage

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: misanthropic ladyboy circlehead

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: misanthropic ladyboy circlehead

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Plum Locale Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Ruby cocky corn cake new version

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: self-absorbed flatulent pit

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Ruby cocky corn cake new version

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible tanning salon

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: racy brindle university regret

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Spruce police squad filthpig

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: seedy trip library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: big-titted dysfunction

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Ruby cocky corn cake new version

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: bateful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Domesticated At-the-ready Church Building

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Domesticated At-the-ready Church Building

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: big-titted dysfunction

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Titillating hot nursing home

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: chestnut hairraiser whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: submissive crackhouse

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: submissive crackhouse

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: diverse splenetic theater stage mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: submissive crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: aqua liquid oxygen

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Ruby cocky corn cake new version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: aggressive boltzmann

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Tantric black useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: big-titted dysfunction

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: stirring rigpig

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: bateful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: vigorous territorial yarmulke bbw

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Big blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Hilarious Legal Warrant

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: dun gunner

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: gaped cyan parlour old irish cottage

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Rose lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: multi-colored transparent chad toilet seat

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: fear-inspiring location degenerate

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: multi-colored transparent chad toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: diverse splenetic theater stage mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: bronze adventurous faggot firefighter abode

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: razzmatazz cobalt double fault

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: misanthropic ladyboy circlehead

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: multi-colored transparent chad toilet seat

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Big blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: submissive crackhouse

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Dull high-end stag film

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: racy brindle university regret

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: crystalline lay idiot

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Dark irradiated azn

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: bronze adventurous faggot firefighter abode

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: bronze adventurous faggot firefighter abode

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Exciting Party Of The First Part

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Insanely creepy bonkers base ratface

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: histrionic theater mental disorder

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: abusive pocket flask digit ratio

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: submissive crackhouse

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: fear-inspiring location degenerate

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: submissive crackhouse

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Titillating hot nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: multi-colored transparent chad toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Fighting corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Onyx haunting gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: low-t coffee pot

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Ruby cocky corn cake new version

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Fighting corner

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: bateful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Ruby cocky corn cake new version

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: chestnut hairraiser whorehouse

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: mischievous gay site nowag

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: histrionic theater mental disorder

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Ruby cocky corn cake new version

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Ruby cocky corn cake new version

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: misanthropic ladyboy circlehead

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: submissive crackhouse

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Disgusting Twisted Theatre

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: multi-colored transparent chad toilet seat

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Painfully honest community account jap

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Concupiscible tanning salon

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: chestnut hairraiser whorehouse

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: stirring rigpig

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: misanthropic ladyboy circlehead

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: misanthropic ladyboy circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: big-titted dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Ruby cocky corn cake new version

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: ungodly canary heaven

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: bateful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Translucent heady kitty

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Cracking greedy kitchen crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: submissive crackhouse

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: insecure chapel

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Orchid arousing halford

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: aggressive boltzmann

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: aggressive boltzmann

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Ruby cocky corn cake new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: low-t coffee pot

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Concupiscible tanning salon

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: submissive crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Dark irradiated azn

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Dark irradiated azn

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: talented legend orchestra pit

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: racy brindle university regret

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Cruel-hearted Voyeur Travel Guidebook

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Ruddy Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Electric Violent Hissy Fit Cruise Ship

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Ruby cocky corn cake new version

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: zippy 180 brunch

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Ruby cocky corn cake new version

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Lascivious Casino Half-breed

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Dark irradiated azn

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: clear stage

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Lavender shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Glittery brethren resort

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: bateful point

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Disgusting Twisted Theatre

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: clear stage

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: bateful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Buff queen of the night keepsake machete

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: bateful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Electric Violent Hissy Fit Cruise Ship

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Zombie-like mind-boggling area pozpig

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Sadistic Jet-lagged Fat Ankles Headpube

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Disgusting Twisted Theatre

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Abnormal Ape

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Quadroon

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Cracking greedy kitchen crotch

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Ruby cocky corn cake new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Twinkling house-broken son of senegal milk

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: bateful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Scarlet hell deer antler

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Dashing den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Spectacular Plaza International Law Enforcement Agency

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: cerebral alcoholic personal credit line black woman

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: diverse splenetic theater stage mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: infuriating stage

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Quadroon

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Disgusting Twisted Theatre

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: infuriating stage

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: misanthropic ladyboy circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Dark irradiated azn

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Godawful salmon native volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Ruddy Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: bateful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: diverse splenetic theater stage mexican

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: brilliant boyish hall coldplay fan

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: stimulating affirmative action school cafeteria

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Titillating hot nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: bateful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: diverse splenetic theater stage mexican

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Well-lubricated pale tank wrinkle

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Spectacular Plaza International Law Enforcement Agency

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Quadroon

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: cerebral alcoholic personal credit line black woman

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Twinkling house-broken son of senegal milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Sooty Floppy Sound Barrier Haunted Graveyard

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: fragrant address

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: marvelous kink-friendly mad cow disease

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: ocher aromatic cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Vivacious Azure Alpha

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: ocher aromatic cuckold

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: chestnut hairraiser whorehouse

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: coiffed national fortuitous meteor

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Insanely creepy bonkers base ratface

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Insanely creepy bonkers base ratface

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Dark irradiated azn

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Saffron Temple Dragon

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: flesh set

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: misanthropic ladyboy circlehead

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: chestnut hairraiser whorehouse

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Ruddy Idea He Suggested

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: coiffed national fortuitous meteor

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Vengeful Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: hideous sepia school

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Bright flirting goyim

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Bright flirting goyim

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: shimmering metal indian lodge death wish

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Effete gay wizard

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: low-t coffee pot

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Disgusting Twisted Theatre

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Effete gay wizard

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: pungent balding property toaster

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: hideous sepia school

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: chestnut hairraiser whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: galvanic boiling water

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: sapphire thriller kitty cat roommate

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Motley ticket booth

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: bateful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: diverse splenetic theater stage mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Insanely creepy bonkers base ratface

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Fighting corner

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Insanely creepy bonkers base ratface

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Disgusting Twisted Theatre

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Insanely creepy bonkers base ratface

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Disgusting Twisted Theatre

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Insanely creepy bonkers base ratface

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Fighting corner

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Mustard Menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Insanely creepy bonkers base ratface

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: buck-toothed supple institution

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Fighting corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: coiffed national fortuitous meteor

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Fighting corner

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Insanely creepy bonkers base ratface

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: low-t coffee pot

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: misanthropic ladyboy circlehead

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author:  bistre becky lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: bronze adventurous faggot firefighter abode

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author:  principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: diverse splenetic theater stage mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Dull high-end stag film

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Bespoke snowy foreskin hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Dull high-end stag film

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Dull high-end stag film

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: diverse splenetic theater stage mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Naked cumskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Cracking greedy kitchen crotch

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: sienna alcoholic juggernaut

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author:  drunken office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Saffron Temple Dragon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: shimmering metal indian lodge death wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Pearly Public Bath Sneaky Criminal

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: coral range macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: umber exhilarant station place of business

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: coiffed national fortuitous meteor

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Ruby cocky corn cake new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Saffron Temple Dragon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: coiffed national fortuitous meteor

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: coiffed national fortuitous meteor

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Exciting Party Of The First Part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Crusty bawdyhouse

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Dark irradiated azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: diverse splenetic theater stage mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: diverse splenetic theater stage mexican

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Exciting Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Dark irradiated azn

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author:  Green Spot Hairy Legs

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Dark irradiated azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Crusty bawdyhouse

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  Green Spot Hairy Legs

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: misanthropic ladyboy circlehead

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Twinkling house-broken son of senegal milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: bateful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: Wine gas station jewess

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: diverse splenetic theater stage mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author:  principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: diverse splenetic theater stage mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Abnormal Ape

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Crusty bawdyhouse

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: diverse splenetic theater stage mexican

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: shimmering metal indian lodge death wish

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author:  Slippery Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Judgmental Business Firm

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author:  Slippery Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Ruby cocky corn cake new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Tantric black useless brakes

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Spectacular Plaza International Law Enforcement Agency

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Abnormal Ape

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Exciting Party Of The First Part

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz cobalt double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author:  aquamarine shrine jew

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: marvelous kink-friendly mad cow disease

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: marvelous kink-friendly mad cow disease

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Dead Internal Respiration Rehab

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: bateful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Dark irradiated azn

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: thirsty bossy tattoo house

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: coiffed national fortuitous meteor

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Dark irradiated azn

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: bateful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: thirsty bossy tattoo house

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Avocado Mad-dog Skullcap

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author:  Boistinker

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: clear stage

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Dead Internal Respiration Rehab

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: Blathering Amber Water Buffalo

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Zombie-like mind-boggling area pozpig

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Dull high-end stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Onyx haunting gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Glittery brethren resort

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: frisky

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Spruce police squad filthpig

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author:  Karate

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: milky

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Zombie-like mind-boggling area pozpig

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: milky

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: sienna alcoholic juggernaut

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: clear stage

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Crusty bawdyhouse

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Lavender shitlib

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Crusty bawdyhouse

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Zombie-like mind-boggling area pozpig

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Avocado Mad-dog Skullcap

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Crusty bawdyhouse

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Exciting Party Of The First Part

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Avocado Mad-dog Skullcap

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: sienna alcoholic juggernaut

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Filthy turdskin

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: flickering smoky gaping

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author:  Green Spot Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: chestnut hairraiser whorehouse

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Burgundy main people

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Spectacular Plaza International Law Enforcement Agency

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: fear-inspiring location degenerate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Primrose pontificating giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: gold

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: low-t coffee pot

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: gold

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: thirsty bossy tattoo house

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Primrose pontificating giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Honey-headed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: federal offensive twinkling uncleanness parlor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author:  purple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling church dog poop

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Dark irradiated azn

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: charcoal hateful sweet tailpipe french chef

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: stirring rigpig

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Fighting corner

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: marvelous kink-friendly mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: walnut therapy

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: violet startling

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Tantric black useless brakes

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Fighting corner

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: self-absorbed flatulent pit

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Twinkling house-broken son of senegal milk

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Glittery brethren resort

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author:  internet-worthy masturbator background story

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: fear-inspiring location degenerate

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Saffron Temple Dragon

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: aggressive boltzmann

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: bateful point

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author:  claret depressive

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: chestnut hairraiser whorehouse

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: fear-inspiring location degenerate

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Dark irradiated azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: Blathering Amber Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author:  Green Spot Hairy Legs

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: hideous sepia school

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: stirring rigpig

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Insanely creepy bonkers base ratface

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: low-t coffee pot

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author:  principal's office

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Fighting corner

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author:  Green Spot Hairy Legs

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author:  pink fanboi love of her life

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Disgusting Twisted Theatre

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author:  psychic

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  psychic

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: infuriating stage

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  pink fanboi love of her life

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: misanthropic ladyboy circlehead

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author:  pink fanboi love of her life

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author:  psychic

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: misanthropic ladyboy circlehead

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author:  psychic

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Bright flirting goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Zombie-like mind-boggling area pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Insanely creepy bonkers base ratface

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author:  crawly

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  nighttime

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author:  Karate

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: razzle unhinged forum

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author:  Green Spot Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Dull high-end stag film

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Dull high-end stag film

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: charcoal hateful sweet tailpipe french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Well-lubricated pale tank wrinkle

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Dull high-end stag film

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Avocado Mad-dog Skullcap

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Dull high-end stag film

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Well-lubricated pale tank wrinkle

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Disgusting Twisted Theatre

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Ruby cocky corn cake new version

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: racy brindle university regret

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: umber exhilarant station place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: histrionic theater mental disorder

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: misanthropic ladyboy circlehead

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Filthy turdskin

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: frisky

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: coiffed national fortuitous meteor

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author:  pink fanboi love of her life

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: flickering smoky gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Deranged topaz indirect expression roast beef

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Cracking greedy kitchen crotch

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: bateful point

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Doctorate Organic Girlfriend

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author:  patrolman

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Persian Feces

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Garnet confused antidepressant drug

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: flickering smoky gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: Turquoise Dingle Berry Reading Party

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Red Round Eye

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: coral range macaca

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: Avocado Mad-dog Skullcap

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: racy brindle university regret

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Scarlet hell deer antler

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: flickering smoky gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Glittery brethren resort

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: chestnut hairraiser whorehouse

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Onyx haunting gaming laptop

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: sienna alcoholic juggernaut

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Onyx haunting gaming laptop

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: pea-brained comical stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author:  pink fanboi love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: clear stage

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: coral range macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone magical electric furnace

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: aggressive boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: grizzly bearded multi-billionaire trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: rusted aphrodisiac friendly grandma

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author:  ceo

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author:  sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author:  pink fanboi love of her life

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: thirsty bossy tattoo house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: deep hominid

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: fear-inspiring location degenerate

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: jet people who are hurt national security agency

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: grizzly bearded multi-billionaire trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Costumed

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Rose lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: provocative opaque hospital newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Lemon messiness

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Onyx haunting gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author:  rigor telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: brass philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sex Offender

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author:  clown laser beams

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sex Offender

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: brass philosopher-king

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: diverse splenetic theater stage mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: brass philosopher-king

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author:  maroon

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: brass philosopher-king

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: mentally impaired nibblets skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author:  rigor telephone

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author:  sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Flushed Wonderful Cuckoldry Generalized Bond

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: racy brindle university regret

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: shaky doobsian trust fund

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: shaky doobsian trust fund

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author:  Fuchsia Striped Hyena

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: flickering smoky gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: umber exhilarant station place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Mildly autistic windowlicker mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: umber exhilarant station place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: shaky doobsian trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Frozen genital piercing

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: shaky doobsian trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: shaky doobsian trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author:  Fuchsia Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: shaky doobsian trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: indigo pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: white cowardly candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Unholy

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: 

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Frozen genital piercing

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Abnormal Ape

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: duck-like ebony

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Crimson stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: henna pisswyrm

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: mentally impaired nibblets skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: stimulating affirmative action school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author:  Fuchsia Striped Hyena

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Unholy

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: cream mood

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: vibrant mauve state really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author:  olive potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Dashing den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Avocado Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: blue cuck meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: ultramarine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: frum lake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Avocado Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Odious wild factory reset button field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Impertinent Slap-happy Weed Whacker

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: Cheese-eating poppy incel famous landscape painting

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: 

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: cream mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: Chartreuse goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: Avocado Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: crystalline lay idiot

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: nubile self-centered

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: nubile self-centered

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: cream mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: Fishy private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  faggotry

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sex Offender

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author:  athletic conference

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Fishy private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45309181)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Fishy private investor

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: razzmatazz cobalt double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: bull headed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: 

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: deep hominid

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author:  scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author:  faggotry

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: peach

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author:  Fuchsia Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: maize

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author:  Fuchsia Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: shaky doobsian trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: emerald

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Fishy private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: cream mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: beta



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author:  copper

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Arrogant harsh pervert

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz cobalt double fault

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330062)