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I'd argue that 90% of sist... orange haunting chad   10/09/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/09/14 Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ... orange haunting chad   10/09/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/09/14 1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo) comical judgmental haunted graveyard   10/09/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/09/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/09/14 honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin... Titillating Snowy Sound Barrier Hunting Ground   10/09/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/09/14 And 10/10 xo women Chestnut office   10/10/14 Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo... 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Fuck me, right?&... cyan violent university   10/09/14 yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP Lake whorehouse   10/09/14 Stfu we need this, badly. Chestnut office   10/09/14 (no fun guy) Plum heaven   10/09/14 ... jet-lagged hall really tough guy   06/05/18 (Guy who needs to STFU) Swashbuckling Kitchen   10/09/14 Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014 flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   10/09/14 UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te... pea-brained umber cruise ship   10/09/14 LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant... cream pistol coffee pot   10/09/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/09/14 ... Swashbuckling Kitchen   10/09/14 ... mustard hyperactive state faggotry   10/27/14 ... 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Multi-colored ungodly stain   10/09/14 get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t... sticky overrated people who are hurt rehab   10/10/14 Looks like a double date to me. naked locus   10/11/21 The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?... pea-brained umber cruise ship   10/09/14 Easy neg, just say she's your sister. Contagious slippery kitty cat hissy fit   10/09/14 Post a pic of sis Carmine Doobsian Patrolman   10/09/14 fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f... flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   10/09/14 nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi... internet-worthy site   10/09/14 yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re... flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   10/09/14 MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/09/14 I like this theory. Keep the dream alive. yapping blathering sanctuary cuckoldry   10/09/14 "MUCH more likely" tyft Bossy Karate   10/11/14 well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ... internet-worthy site   10/09/14 nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on... Bossy Karate   10/11/14 box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not... emerald space   10/09/14 underrated suggestion 180 parlor   10/11/14 selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre... vibrant rusted legal warrant   10/09/14 This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats. boyish chapel pozpig   10/09/14 There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/09/14 ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too... 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Startled lay faggot firefighter   10/10/14 UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an... pea-brained umber cruise ship   10/10/14 listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ... Startled lay faggot firefighter   10/10/14 ... Claret Market   10/10/14 120 Razzmatazz saffron range reading party   10/10/14 post the pic again Lascivious rambunctious main people   10/10/14 ... yapping blathering sanctuary cuckoldry   10/10/14 Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/10/14 ... Soul-stirring Sepia Theater Athletic Conference   10/10/14 Do it for yourself, do it for each other. Chestnut office   10/10/14 Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu... Carmine Doobsian Patrolman   10/10/14 TY, brother. That was deep. Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/10/14 Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread Carmine Doobsian Patrolman   10/10/14 ... 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Don't drink so much durin... Chestnut office   10/11/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL yapping blathering sanctuary cuckoldry   10/11/14 FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY cruel-hearted silver electric furnace crackhouse   10/11/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 lol 180 Gay Queen Of The Night Temple   10/11/14 OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand... Lemon Bateful Business Firm   10/11/14 (NOT a Lannister fan) Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 ... grizzly infuriating home genital piercing   10/11/14 poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity Chestnut office   10/11/14 please delete. Let him write the story. unholy cerise ceo   10/11/14 lol at people ITT believing the OP well done Narrow-minded box office mad cow disease   10/11/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 never claimed to be a flame scholar Narrow-minded box office mad cow disease   10/11/14 uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180 mint godawful hospital codepig   10/11/14 this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla... Charismatic primrose crotch institution   10/11/14 (bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation... Chestnut office   10/11/14 (evan39) Razzmatazz saffron range reading party   10/11/14 you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X... Useless partner blood rage   10/11/14 it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa... Charismatic primrose crotch institution   10/11/14 http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg Maize Fragrant Public Bath   10/11/14 keeping it real unholy cerise ceo   10/11/14 ... dead potus   10/11/14 cr fear-inspiring salmon stage old irish cottage   10/11/14 Amen. Crawly marvelous nibblets   10/11/14 lol cr yellow heady preventive strike   10/11/14 ... Bossy Karate   10/11/14 ... Gay Queen Of The Night Temple   10/11/14 ... big alcoholic theater stage   10/11/14 ... mustard hyperactive state faggotry   10/27/14 i can't see how this could end badly 180 parlor   10/11/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 it's fucking awesome Khaki floppy parlour gaming laptop   10/11/14 it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th... 180 parlor   10/11/14 " who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap... Useless partner blood rage   10/11/14 this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure... 180 parlor   10/11/14 what makes you an expert on consensual incest? Useless partner blood rage   10/11/14 i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee... 180 parlor   10/11/14 i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ... Khaki floppy parlour gaming laptop   10/11/14 180 Citrine Resort Degenerate   10/11/14 if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir... 180 parlor   10/11/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ... Disgusting Gay Wizard   10/11/14 ... Khaki floppy parlour gaming laptop   10/11/14 (Really gullible person) flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   10/11/14 On the other hand....YOLO! Lemon Bateful Business Firm   10/11/14 counterpoint: they should do it Khaki floppy parlour gaming laptop   10/11/14 fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou... 180 parlor   10/11/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year... yapping blathering sanctuary cuckoldry   10/11/14 ... Chestnut office   10/11/14 there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ... Razzmatazz saffron range reading party   10/11/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid... passionate deranged lettuce   10/11/14 lol Pearl concupiscible gas station organic girlfriend   10/11/14 underrated internet-worthy site   10/11/14 ... racy light filthpig   10/12/14 ... mustard hyperactive state faggotry   10/27/14 itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters Multi-colored ungodly stain   10/11/14 So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school? Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 ... yapping blathering sanctuary cuckoldry   10/11/14 hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi... Multi-colored ungodly stain   10/11/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight Multi-colored ungodly stain   10/11/14 ... mustard hyperactive state faggotry   10/27/14 lol Garnet Turdskin   10/11/14 If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology red corner place of business   10/11/14 Can I please have my dildo back? Curious tantric school prole   10/11/14 ... Bat-shit-crazy gaping sandwich   10/11/14 180 aqua bearded church building black woman   10/11/14 180 mint godawful hospital codepig   10/11/14 180 Gay Queen Of The Night Temple   10/11/14 ... Bossy Karate   10/11/14 This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu... bespoke histrionic locale   10/11/14 ... talented lilac native mad-dog skullcap   10/11/14 that was a good thread Gay Queen Of The Night Temple   10/11/14 This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt. Sadistic theatre   10/12/14 UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw... pea-brained umber cruise ship   10/11/14 Nicely slow-played, OP. Lemon Bateful Business Firm   10/11/14 ... Claret Market   10/11/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 180 aqua bearded church building black woman   10/11/14 OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni... Lemon Bateful Business Firm   10/11/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ... Lemon Bateful Business Firm   10/11/14 I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f... emerald space   10/11/14 Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d... Cobalt Casino   10/11/14 Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 u sir are the stockton to OP's malone Chestnut office   10/11/14 ... Carmine Doobsian Patrolman   10/11/14 I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team. Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 ... flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   10/11/14 ... mustard hyperactive state faggotry   10/27/14 This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr... flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   10/11/14 This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on... flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   10/11/14 Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 Go on... mustard hyperactive state faggotry   10/27/14 ... emerald space   10/11/14 Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight Carmine Doobsian Patrolman   10/11/14 "So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai... charcoal stag film   10/11/14 ... Carmine Doobsian Patrolman   10/11/14 Brother, it was like you were actually there. Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com... Cobalt Casino   10/11/14 Yessir. charcoal stag film   10/11/14 Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don... passionate deranged lettuce   10/11/14 ... Zombie-like station wagecucks   10/11/14 ... big alcoholic theater stage   10/11/14 Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER. Seedy offensive twinkling uncleanness   10/12/14 ... mustard hyperactive state faggotry   10/27/14 ... racy light filthpig   10/12/14 ... mustard hyperactive state faggotry   10/27/14 Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ... flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   10/11/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 lol incestmos buff menage police squad   10/11/14 Greatest flame thread in XO history? Bossy Karate   10/11/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti... flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   10/11/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t... flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   10/11/14 TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people Cobalt Casino   10/11/14 Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr... flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   10/11/14 the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h... Gay Queen Of The Night Temple   10/11/14 JFC, that was a great thread mustard hyperactive state faggotry   10/27/14 op, does scott and his sister still live in your town? mint godawful hospital codepig   10/11/14 ... fiercely-loyal set   10/11/14 How has no one reposted the pic Filthy rigor   10/11/14 ... fiercely-loyal set   10/11/14 Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   10/11/14 ... Claret Market   10/11/14 Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?... flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   10/11/14 God fucking dammit irradiated buck-toothed hairy legs   10/11/14 What the fuck - it's doobs!! glittery self-absorbed mood   10/11/14 anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo... buff menage police squad   10/11/14 UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off... pea-brained umber cruise ship   10/11/14 cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa... Gay Queen Of The Night Temple   10/11/14 lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap... emerald space   10/11/14 Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to... Chestnut office   10/11/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 ... violent center cumskin   10/11/14 Get help Doobs/Box pearly tanning salon   10/11/14 more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this.... Crusty duck-like gunner   10/11/14 motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust... Crusty duck-like gunner   10/11/14 UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ... pea-brained umber cruise ship   10/11/14 in on epic thread Disrespectful factory reset button   10/11/14 ... Lascivious rambunctious main people   10/11/14 ... big alcoholic theater stage   10/11/14 Oh my Carmine Doobsian Patrolman   10/11/14 omg Mildly Autistic   10/11/14 ...   10/11/14 delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ... Gay Queen Of The Night Temple   10/11/14 seriously. the man has a family, after all. Lemon Bateful Business Firm   10/11/14 BAW GAWD Carmine Doobsian Patrolman   10/11/14 ... big alcoholic theater stage   10/11/14 Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 What the fuck is going on Contagious slippery kitty cat hissy fit   10/11/14 there's to be a fuck going on alright Mildly Autistic   10/11/14 WHAT IN THE 180 ocher know-it-all boiling water   10/11/14 GOOD LUCK, BROTHER Clear selfie shitlib   10/11/14 what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone... stimulating thirsty house mediation   10/11/14 Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a... Disrespectful factory reset button   10/11/14 By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th... Learning disabled   10/11/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin... Electric trailer park affirmative action   10/11/14 ... Multi-colored ungodly stain   10/11/14 Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 ... ebony property   10/12/14 thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man. vigorous cordovan orchestra pit   10/11/14 i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there... Fluffy philosopher-king   10/11/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 ... Bossy Karate   10/11/14 ungh so hard now. odious opaque regret party of the first part   10/11/14 wtf frum fat ankles antidepressant drug   10/11/14 Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI... Shivering   10/11/14 bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ... Electric trailer park affirmative action   10/11/14 Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait... Shivering   10/11/14 Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'... Curious tantric school prole   10/11/14 ... Gay Queen Of The Night Temple   10/11/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 iwanttobelieve.jpg Gay Queen Of The Night Temple   10/11/14 http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_... stimulating thirsty house mediation   10/11/14 Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin... Cobalt Casino   10/11/14 was the Lucio moniker doobs? pink aromatic private investor brethren   10/11/14 That's what I thought Cobalt Casino   10/11/14 what lucio moniker? wat poast? Electric trailer park affirmative action   10/11/14 I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ... ocher know-it-all boiling water   10/11/14 Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it. Cobalt Casino   10/11/14 ... Gay Queen Of The Night Temple   10/11/14 The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac... emerald space   10/11/14 Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G... ocher know-it-all boiling water   10/11/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 ... flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   10/11/14 Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so... Curious tantric school prole   10/11/14 Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you. Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 ... Gay Queen Of The Night Temple   10/11/14 You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof... transparent   10/11/14 CRIMINALLY underrated poast Frisky Smoky   11/21/15 ... charcoal stag film   10/11/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 gtfo dead potus   10/12/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ... shaky personal credit line   10/11/14 Holy shit glittery self-absorbed mood   10/11/14 ? cream pistol coffee pot   10/11/14 ... Hyperventilating bisexual associate clown   10/11/14 180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ... therapy death wish   10/11/14 i think it is :( Razzmatazz saffron range reading party   10/11/14 If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ... therapy death wish   10/11/14 good self deprecation Mildly Autistic   10/11/14 ... Hyperventilating bisexual associate clown   10/11/14 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU unhinged lavender doctorate   10/11/14 lol Gay Queen Of The Night Temple   10/12/14 180, this is a goat thread Bossy Karate   10/12/14 180 Indigo macaca dysfunction   10/12/14 update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie... pea-brained umber cruise ship   10/11/14 120 Appetizing disturbing nowag incel   10/11/14 Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ... Carmine Doobsian Patrolman   10/11/14 Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li... Bossy Karate   10/11/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/11/14 what song is playing? Bossy Karate   10/11/14 Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u Chestnut office   10/11/14 dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick... Anal halford   10/12/14 ... razzle-dazzle base masturbator   10/12/14 being too drunk is going to ruin this Crystalline galvanic travel guidebook   10/12/14 u need to fuck ur sister u owe us Khaki floppy parlour gaming laptop   10/12/14 ... Crusty duck-like gunner   12/06/14 ... razzle-dazzle base masturbator   10/12/14 shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her... Misunderstood magenta mother   10/12/14 Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht... feces   10/12/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/12/14 Holy shit holy shit pea-brained umber cruise ship   10/12/14 Well!? irradiated buck-toothed hairy legs   10/12/14 ... razzle-dazzle base masturbator   10/12/14 plz respond Khaki floppy parlour gaming laptop   10/12/14 I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the... Sickened jet corn cake spot   10/12/14 just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro. Zombie-like station wagecucks   10/12/14 Well? vigorous cordovan orchestra pit   10/12/14 It is the clutch situation of the season. ... metal stubborn   10/12/14 what's it gonna be boy cream pistol coffee pot   10/12/14 180000000 aqua bearded church building black woman   10/12/14 ?? Startled lay faggot firefighter   10/12/14 ??? ! ??? big alcoholic theater stage   10/12/14 Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/12/14 more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th... Dark   10/12/14 Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as... Contagious slippery kitty cat hissy fit   10/12/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/12/14 K, ty. Contagious slippery kitty cat hissy fit   10/12/14 Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/12/14 Double post, sorry. Contagious slippery kitty cat hissy fit   10/12/14 My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe... pea-brained umber cruise ship   10/12/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/12/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/12/14 ...this is getting dark dead potus   10/12/14 right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given... cream pistol coffee pot   10/12/14 As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps? Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/12/14 ... Carmine Doobsian Patrolman   10/12/14 ... Learning disabled   10/12/14 She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d... charcoal stag film   10/12/14 please proceed. tyia unholy cerise ceo   10/12/14 Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ... Crystalline galvanic travel guidebook   10/12/14 yeah, and after everyone warned him!! 180 parlor   10/12/14 she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180 Razzmatazz saffron range reading party   10/12/14 please continue racy light filthpig   10/12/14 "I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think... Khaki floppy parlour gaming laptop   10/12/14 "I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th... charcoal stag film   10/12/14 I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro telephone   10/12/14 (Lannister Fan) Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/12/14 ... flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   10/12/14 go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg... Useless partner blood rage   10/12/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/12/14 link for research poirposes? flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   10/12/14 UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'... wine   10/12/14 (guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ... pea-brained umber cruise ship   10/12/14 (guy taking his flame way too seriously) wine   10/12/14 sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma... pea-brained umber cruise ship   10/12/14 WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story! Brass Goyim Knife   10/12/14 I don't know what to think anymore telephone   10/12/14 ty passionate deranged lettuce   10/12/14 Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th... telephone   10/12/14 To get the deets on the Columbus day thing wine   10/12/14 And scene. Bossy Karate   10/12/14 nigger passionate deranged lettuce   10/12/14 Wait, you're not OP? Dick move. Bossy Karate   10/12/14 This post is NON-CANNON Bossy Karate   10/12/14 It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened wine   10/12/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/12/14 ... Narrow-minded box office mad cow disease   10/12/14 ... Bossy Karate   10/12/14 Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/12/14 ... Electric trailer park affirmative action   10/12/14 real update, plz? 180 parlor   10/12/14 Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ... Henna famous landscape painting   10/12/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/12/14 Post 600! Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/12/14 you guys realize this is all flame, right? massive   10/12/14 they wall want to fuck their sisters tho frum fat ankles antidepressant drug   10/12/14 You don't? Arousing dun roommate   10/12/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/12/14 FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung... pea-brained umber cruise ship   10/12/14 ... charcoal stag film   10/12/14 wtf flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   10/12/14 youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu... Multi-colored ungodly stain   10/12/14 need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ... flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   10/12/14 that stupid shit screamed tbf to me Multi-colored ungodly stain   10/12/14 ... Anal halford   10/12/14 cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica... supple out-of-control persian pisswyrm   10/12/14 also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so... Multi-colored ungodly stain   10/12/14 Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like... ocher know-it-all boiling water   10/12/14 sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ... Multi-colored ungodly stain   10/12/14 def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere supple out-of-control persian pisswyrm   10/12/14 this ending isn't very satisfying Useless partner blood rage   10/12/14 cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o... Claret Market   10/12/14 it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and... sticky overrated people who are hurt rehab   10/12/14 ... Sadistic theatre   10/12/14 gross man thats ur sister vibrant rusted legal warrant   10/12/14 did u fuck or not passionate deranged lettuce   10/12/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/12/14 180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we... flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   10/12/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/12/14 120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa... transparent   10/12/14 OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to... Fluffy philosopher-king   10/12/14 The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th... Lemon Bateful Business Firm   10/12/14 Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti... telephone   10/12/14 ... Frisky Smoky   11/21/15 ... gabagool brazhole   10/06/25 I like it. Good luck brother. Bossy Karate   10/12/14 You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl... red corner place of business   10/12/14 This is a great guess. big alcoholic theater stage   10/13/14 180, ty. Contagious slippery kitty cat hissy fit   10/12/14 brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for... flirting new version   10/12/14 180 foreskin   10/08/16 This conclusion has aged surprisingly well up-to-no-good keepsake machete   10/31/16 ... Frisky Smoky   10/09/18 Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m... Fuchsia   10/11/21 i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a... tripping psychic idiot   10/12/14 "A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world... talented lilac native mad-dog skullcap   10/12/14 Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or... ocher know-it-all boiling water   10/12/14 love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t... sticky overrated people who are hurt rehab   10/12/14 titc analysis Bronze startling garrison   10/18/14 ... Frisky Smoky   10/09/18 well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ... vigorous cordovan orchestra pit   10/12/14 A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de... dead potus   10/13/14 OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns... ebony property   10/13/14 Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ... Curious tantric school prole   10/13/14 ? ebony property   10/13/14 ... Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend   10/27/14 ... telephone   12/06/14 The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho... Chestnut office   12/06/14 no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T... stimulating thirsty house mediation   12/06/14 ... flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   04/07/15 ... talented lilac native mad-dog skullcap   04/11/15 http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz... scarlet hot son of senegal   04/22/15 ... Startled lay faggot firefighter   05/17/15 ... Beta chest-beating useless brakes   06/04/15 Not flame. Chestnut office   08/18/15 update? obsidian messiness   10/06/15 ... erotic mexican depressive   10/11/15 How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year? telephone   10/11/15 ... Mildly Autistic   10/12/15 Columbus day bump. immigrant   10/12/15 bump cream pistol coffee pot   11/21/15 HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Free-loading   11/25/15 ... flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   12/24/15 Much better sistr thrras flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   12/27/15 ... Beta chest-beating useless brakes   03/10/16 the beginning of the degenerate era indecent water buffalo   03/10/16 ... jet-lagged hall really tough guy   03/28/16 ... bat shit crazy pervert   06/27/16 PotY 2014 Alcoholic Voyeur   06/27/16 ... ebony property   08/21/16 ... impertinent wrinkle   08/22/16 god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening... flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   08/22/16 ... Cheese-eating flatulent volcanic crater   09/13/16 fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck Carnelian   09/13/16 I;ve been here too long. Irate dog poop newt   09/13/16 this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa... Carnelian   09/13/16 reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit... Cheese-eating flatulent volcanic crater   09/13/16 ... mustard hyperactive state faggotry   09/13/16 so who was the author, TBF? Cheese-eating flatulent volcanic crater   09/13/16 Game of "" sapphire   09/13/16 i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt? Cheese-eating flatulent volcanic crater   09/13/16 ... milky   09/13/16 the author is definitely tbtp impertinent wrinkle   09/13/16 ... erotic mexican depressive   10/08/16 The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve... twisted juggernaut   10/08/16 did they have a midget sibling, too? sticky overrated people who are hurt rehab   10/31/16 :-) brilliant   10/08/16 still GOAT POTUS thread flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   10/31/16 The POTUS of XODUS brilliant   10/31/16 you never know what could happen on that golden day that the... Honey-headed autistic   10/31/16 ... Frisky Smoky   10/09/18 ... Sadistic theatre   11/21/16 ... flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   01/10/17 ... Slap-happy boltzmann   02/04/17 ... Sadistic theatre   02/04/17 ... brilliant   02/04/17 Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen bearded cuckold   02/04/17 ... brilliant   02/04/17 ... brilliant   02/04/17 ... Honey-headed autistic   02/05/17 ... brilliant   02/08/17 ... Talking Scourge Upon The Earth   06/28/17 ... Outnumbered international law enforcement agency   08/24/17 San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In... swollen shimmering love of her life   09/01/17 how has this not been bumped yet today Greedy tank   10/09/17 I can never remember the title keywords ty bearded cuckold   10/09/17 Columbus Day BUMP buff menage police squad   10/09/17 There should be a Christmas episode of this story. sick   12/18/17 ... elite coldplay fan   01/06/18 Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much   01/06/18 ... milky   02/06/18 ... house-broken beady-eyed roast beef sneaky criminal   06/12/18 pre-columbus day bump Honey-headed autistic   10/06/18 4 year bump swollen shimmering love of her life   10/09/18 Happy Columbus Day! Mischievous fanboi   10/09/18 ... avocado cracking nursing home   10/17/18 ... Deep   05/19/19 ... medicated blue multi-billionaire striped hyena   05/19/19 ... ocher know-it-all boiling water   10/14/19 ... flushed exhilarant abode laser beams   05/05/20 ... embarrassed to the bone goal in life   06/28/20 ... Costumed Misanthropic   06/29/20 ... ocher know-it-all boiling water   07/10/20 ... big-titted school cafeteria   10/10/20 Happy early Columbus Day to you too Splenetic bipolar elastic band jewess   10/10/20 where are we on this? Territorial dull jap   10/10/20 TITCR cuck   02/17/21 ... Mischievous fanboi   10/08/21 ... copper self-centered   02/17/21 ... ocher know-it-all boiling water   10/11/21 So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu... naked locus   10/11/21 The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi... Abusive Dragon   10/11/21 Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum... Abusive Dragon   10/11/21 ... Mischievous fanboi   10/07/22 ... bright   12/02/21 ... azn pocket flask   10/07/22 fuck we missed Columbus Day   10/07/22 Man this makes me feel old Carnelian   10/07/22 Happy Columbus Day! windowlicker   10/10/22 ... bright   10/10/22 One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ... bright   11/23/22 ... violent center cumskin   05/06/23 ... pale   05/06/23 Time flies gaped trump supporter   05/06/23 This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's... immigrant   05/06/23 ... azn pocket flask   10/09/23 best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...   10/09/23 ... goy orbison   10/06/25 My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis... Geriatric internal respiration   10/09/23 ... Honey-headed autistic   10/10/23 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI Aggressive turquoise hominid   10/20/23 ... Honey-headed autistic   10/20/23 ... brilliant   10/20/23 DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME Effete Boistinker   10/20/23 ... bright   10/20/23 ... Mischievous fanboi   10/20/23 ... sexy frozen candlestick maker   10/13/24 I was thinking about this thread earlier today well-lubricated   10/13/24 I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/ pea-brained umber cruise ship   10/13/24 good work, i remember this thread violent center cumskin   10/13/24 Almost that time of year again ⛵️ gabagool brazhole   10/06/25 Poast new message in this thread Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: pea-brained umber cruise ship before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too" Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485946) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485970) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: Contagious slippery kitty cat hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485977) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: mint godawful hospital codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485983) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: Soul-stirring Sepia Theater Athletic Conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485985) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: Maroon Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485989) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: Drunken Becky Indian Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486001) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: chartreuse apoplectic yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486010) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: pea-brained umber cruise ship its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs. Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid. But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message. conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486020) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486040) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM Author: mint godawful hospital codepig HOW much younger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486042) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: pea-brained umber cruise ship 11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486075) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486140) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM Author: pea-brained umber cruise ship Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486149) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486163) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: violet hairraiser sweet tailpipe trust fund Ever catch a glimpse of her naked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486145) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM Author: Lime awkward plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486154) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488523) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM Author: Drunken Becky Indian Lodge send her a dick pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486043) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: Lime awkward plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486047) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM Author: Gay Queen Of The Night Temple she's flaming u back u autistic wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486452) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488686) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM Author: twisted juggernaut fuck her, and society, right in the ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586932) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: violet hairraiser sweet tailpipe trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486077) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486352) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM Author: Nighttime diverse ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486654) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM Author: mustard hyperactive state faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487209) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Startled lay faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487269) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Chestnut office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487676) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM Author: Stirring church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488168) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM Author: Bossy Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491512) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: At-the-ready bbw den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491577) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM Author: Bronze startling garrison laughing so hard at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544107) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM Author: passionate deranged lettuce what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586902) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM Author: goy orbison https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330090) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM Author: jade magical toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#44515648) Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM Author: mustard hyperactive state faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597183) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: Useless partner blood rage Depends. How attractive is she? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485987) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM Author: Aphrodisiac National not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498484) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM Author: Claret Market ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498488) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: Aphrodisiac National imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498511) Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM Author: Underhanded Wonderful Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26596047) Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM Author: Pontificating federal puppy bump for columbus day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28910132) Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM Author: Sadistic theatre At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29451893) Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM Author: trip hateful lodge liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32548874) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: High-end national security agency lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485991) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: Appetizing disturbing nowag incel Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486011) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486029) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: mint godawful hospital codepig brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486045) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM Author: mustard hyperactive state faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487216) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM Author: big alcoholic theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490057) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Carmine Doobsian Patrolman He speaks for all of us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486218) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM Author: orange haunting chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487077) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: violet hairraiser sweet tailpipe trust fund Sounds like Festivus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486074) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM Author: Mind-boggling dingle berry ladyboy Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486417) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM Author: Lemon Bateful Business Firm Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"? EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486168) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: pea-brained umber cruise ship yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486174) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486184) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: Ruby Location lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486177) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486194) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM Author: Gay Queen Of The Night Temple cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486465) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM Author: exciting principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487207) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Titillating Snowy Sound Barrier Hunting Ground could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486217) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM Author: Arousing dun roommate Shrewd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486267) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486292) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM Author: Ruby Location Twist: She already sent him the lick message. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486312) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM Author: Gay Queen Of The Night Temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486470) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: burgundy friendly grandma 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486222) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM Author: avocado cracking nursing home 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486327) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486350) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: Nighttime diverse ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486359) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486374) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486406) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486648) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486859) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: mint godawful hospital codepig "my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486868) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486882) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM Author: Titillating Snowy Sound Barrier Hunting Ground seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486513) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486657) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM Author: Contagious slippery kitty cat hissy fit How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486517) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM Author: Gay Queen Of The Night Temple second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486480) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM Author: Claret Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486572) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: Motley chrome meetinghouse indirect expression No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486829) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM Author: puce spectacular deer antler wildly underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489396) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM Author: yellow heady preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870990) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM Author: big-titted school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084605) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM Author: stimulating thirsty house mediation You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486670) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM Author: passionate deranged lettuce describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486699) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM Author: passionate deranged lettuce i have no recollection of posting in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586916) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM Author: amber library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31768001) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM Author: Claret Market OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486811) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM Author: Sickened jet corn cake spot ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489124) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM Author: Claret Market it's a serious issue bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489133) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM Author: Lascivious rambunctious main people (xo 2014) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486824) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: sticky overrated people who are hurt rehab or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486869) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: odious opaque regret party of the first part a damning indictment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500280) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM Author: Mentally impaired sable hell 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486887) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM Author: comical judgmental haunted graveyard if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487106) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM Author: Claret Market cr. swiping overrides biology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487109) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487131) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM Author: big alcoholic theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489327) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM Author: orange haunting chad Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487115) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487130) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM Author: orange haunting chad Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder. Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her. Now, what don't you get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487163) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487266) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM Author: comical judgmental haunted graveyard 1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487243) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487272) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487283) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Titillating Snowy Sound Barrier Hunting Ground honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487406) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487705) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM Author: Chestnut office And 10/10 xo women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492431) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now... ...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487120) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: Chestnut office Titcr Occam's razor bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487127) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487139) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM Author: dead potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497517) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: Soul-stirring Sepia Theater Athletic Conference you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487137) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487145) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM Author: Soul-stirring Sepia Theater Athletic Conference exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487167) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487204) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM Author: mustard hyperactive state faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487226) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM Author: Soul-stirring Sepia Theater Athletic Conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487257) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM Author: thriller round eye pit message back "well, at least one of us is hard." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487147) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: pea-brained umber cruise ship UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city. At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not". This is getting awkward as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487321) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: Contagious slippery kitty cat hissy fit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487332) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: Claret Market 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487334) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM Author: Startled lay faggot firefighter lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487354) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487379) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487397) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM Author: irradiated buck-toothed hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487709) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: yapping blathering sanctuary cuckoldry This is good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487762) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: comical judgmental haunted graveyard 180 billion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487767) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM Author: Gay Queen Of The Night Temple well. fucking. played. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488450) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM Author: Crystalline galvanic travel guidebook very well executed, flame or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488987) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM Author: big alcoholic theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489326) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM Author: laughsome stock car brunch 180 this is great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495347) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: Nighttime diverse ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496354) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: cyan violent university The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487322) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: Lake whorehouse yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487359) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Chestnut office Stfu we need this, badly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487419) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Plum heaven (no fun guy) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487680) Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM Author: jet-lagged hall really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36187371) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM Author: Swashbuckling Kitchen (Guy who needs to STFU) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489501) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487417) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM Author: pea-brained umber cruise ship UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about. http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488015) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM Author: cream pistol coffee pot LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488047) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488378) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: Swashbuckling Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489504) Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: mustard hyperactive state faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597194) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM Author: Gay Queen Of The Night Temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488455) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: internet-worthy site oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488091) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: violent center cumskin brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488133) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM Author: passionate deranged lettuce u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488149) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: yapping blathering sanctuary cuckoldry I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488157) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: Swashbuckling Kitchen titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489507) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: yapping blathering sanctuary cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488151) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams why is she nervous? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488159) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: Contagious slippery kitty cat hissy fit Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488269) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: Nighttime diverse ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496366) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM Author: Soul-stirring Sepia Theater Athletic Conference EDM sluts too YNY.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488395) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM Author: Multi-colored ungodly stain this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488741) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM Author: sticky overrated people who are hurt rehab get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492507) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM Author: naked locus Looks like a double date to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254482) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: pea-brained umber cruise ship The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488201) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM Author: Contagious slippery kitty cat hissy fit Easy neg, just say she's your sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488274) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Carmine Doobsian Patrolman Post a pic of sis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488282) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489387) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM Author: internet-worthy site nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489395) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489665) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange. She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth. Easily the most rational explanation. What exactly are you driving at, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489700) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: yapping blathering sanctuary cuckoldry I like this theory. Keep the dream alive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489830) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: Bossy Karate "MUCH more likely" tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499062) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM Author: internet-worthy site well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489861) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: Bossy Karate nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499058) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM Author: emerald space box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488250) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM Author: 180 parlor underrated suggestion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497893) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM Author: vibrant rusted legal warrant selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488370) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM Author: boyish chapel pozpig This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488383) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend There is some next level shit happening here. In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488392) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM Author: Soul-stirring Sepia Theater Athletic Conference ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488399) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM Author: cream pistol coffee pot DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488412) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM Author: Soul-stirring Sepia Theater Athletic Conference i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488426) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM Author: Titillating Snowy Sound Barrier Hunting Ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491274) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488475) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM Author: Swashbuckling Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489555) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM Author: Chestnut office I've literally never been more excited in my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488502) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM Author: Khaki floppy parlour gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488552) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM Author: ebony property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502997) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM Author: Razzmatazz saffron range reading party 1800000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488541) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM Author: Claret Market I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488557) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM Author: Khaki floppy parlour gaming laptop life is hard as shit they should fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488570) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM Author: Contagious slippery kitty cat hissy fit I really like this as just a general motto. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488580) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM Author: big alcoholic theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495578) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: Claret Market You need to fuck her right in the pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488701) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM Author: yapping blathering sanctuary cuckoldry Loling hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489838) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping. I make no apologies, either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488712) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM Author: dead potus homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497523) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: Sinister stead can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488747) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488761) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM Author: vibrant rusted legal warrant there's prime real estate for sale further up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488837) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM Author: pea-brained umber cruise ship UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488806) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Claret Market backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488817) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: pea-brained umber cruise ship fuckk me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488825) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: Claret Market you have to fuck her now, it's done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488831) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM Author: passionate deranged lettuce i know u IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488979) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM Author: Soul-stirring Sepia Theater Athletic Conference god's work, friend OP- dem titties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488988) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489114) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM Author: Useless partner blood rage unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489149) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM Author: Swashbuckling Kitchen *unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489565) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM Author: Vivacious senate WTF NOOOOOO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491508) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM Author: Lascivious rambunctious main people fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491543) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM Author: dead potus fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497524) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Contagious slippery kitty cat hissy fit Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488822) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489289) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM Author: Crystalline galvanic travel guidebook multiple lols from reading this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489033) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM Author: passionate deranged lettuce discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489069) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: passionate deranged lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490008) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM Author: comical judgmental haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489185) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: Claret Market i could see it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489211) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM Author: adventurous navy step-uncle's house SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489544) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489295) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM Author: big alcoholic theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489569) Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM Author: White bawdyhouse community account *ZOZO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804700) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM Author: red corner place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489820) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: Soul-stirring Sepia Theater Athletic Conference OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489831) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: Mewling ticket booth rigpig The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489991) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: flesh pungent skinny woman area gunna need to see that pic again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490004) Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM Author: Startled lay faggot firefighter WTF? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491121) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM Author: pea-brained umber cruise ship UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT. Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491617) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM Author: Startled lay faggot firefighter listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491646) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM Author: Claret Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491657) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: Razzmatazz saffron range reading party 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491648) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM Author: Lascivious rambunctious main people post the pic again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491664) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM Author: yapping blathering sanctuary cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494388) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness. Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies You've come this far... See where it goes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491732) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM Author: Soul-stirring Sepia Theater Athletic Conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492491) Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: Chestnut office Do it for yourself, do it for each other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492767) Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: Carmine Doobsian Patrolman Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492831) Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend TY, brother. That was deep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493192) Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM Author: Carmine Doobsian Patrolman Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493438) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494371) Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM Author: Glassy Address Double Fault 180 thread have a great weekend bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493421) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM Author: pea-brained umber cruise ship UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell. When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?" I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?" "Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie. I sort of shrugged and died inside. So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494278) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM Author: sticky overrated people who are hurt rehab your mom knows and she is very proud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494284) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Ruby Location This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie. *dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl. Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494509) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: cruel-hearted silver electric furnace crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498370) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: Onyx point giraffe so rong, so rite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500303) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM Author: Claret Market give in to nature, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494285) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494318) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: yapping blathering sanctuary cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494397) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: adulterous canary forum idea he suggested take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494432) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM Author: Claret Market work out first, then skip the shower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494435) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494438) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: yapping blathering sanctuary cuckoldry Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494507) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494587) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM Author: Vermilion piazza marketing idea What's for dinner? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494485) Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM Author: Carmine Doobsian Patrolman Jack off in the shampoo bottle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494861) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM Author: stimulating thirsty house mediation Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495321) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: pink aromatic private investor brethren 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495335) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: vigorous cordovan orchestra pit Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495337) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: big alcoholic theater stage This can be their Columbus Day thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495592) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: Useless partner blood rage she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495341) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: stimulating thirsty house mediation she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495430) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: big alcoholic theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495589) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams why would u go to jail bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495433) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM Author: Orchid cerebral weed whacker stage even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495456) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM Author: Contagious slippery kitty cat hissy fit She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though, this is credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495448) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495512) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496843) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495568) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: big alcoholic theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495591) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM Author: Onyx point giraffe it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500312) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM Author: pea-brained umber cruise ship UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages http://imgur.com/4NSihYS Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496289) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: Electric trailer park affirmative action *poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496310) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: abnormal fortuitous meteor headpube Thank you for making a sad old man laugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497849) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: pea-brained umber cruise ship And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant. Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc http://imgur.com/JssgoKC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496312) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM Author: Useless partner blood rage omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496318) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM Author: buff menage police squad wtfffff, this cannot be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496320) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM Author: razzle-dazzle base masturbator HAHAHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496328) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM Author: red corner place of business Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496345) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM Author: Claret Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496352) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: razzle-dazzle base masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496359) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: Zombie-like station wagecucks this isn't box but otherwise cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496400) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: big alcoholic theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500279) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM Author: Bronze startling garrison honored but this isn't my work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544177) Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM Author: medicated blue multi-billionaire striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#44262399) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM Author: glittery self-absorbed mood I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496368) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM Author: provocative submissive shrine oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496370) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496834) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: mustard hyperactive state faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597571) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Brass Goyim Knife agreed, best thread of 2014 already (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496380) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: razzle-dazzle base masturbator Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496387) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: Useless partner blood rage Creampie pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496393) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496836) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: Brass Goyim Knife Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496389) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: passionate deranged lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496396) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: Gay Queen Of The Night Temple ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496403) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: Carmine Doobsian Patrolman Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496405) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498779) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM Author: Motley chrome meetinghouse indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224039) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496820) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM Author: cruel-hearted silver electric furnace crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498388) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: big alcoholic theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500288) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM Author: Gay Queen Of The Night Temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500336) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM Author: mustard hyperactive state faggotry *Claps while holding onto pants with one hand* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597573) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM Author: Mind-boggling dingle berry ladyboy lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497644) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: house-broken beady-eyed roast beef sneaky criminal amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498221) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM Author: yapping blathering sanctuary cuckoldry Holy shit, can't stop LOLing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498308) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: Contagious slippery kitty cat hissy fit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498537) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: Titillating Snowy Sound Barrier Hunting Ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498899) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: big alcoholic theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500285) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: mustard hyperactive state faggotry OH GOD, OH- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597570) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM Author: supple out-of-control persian pisswyrm OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA" http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2 So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt. But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496417) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: glittery self-absorbed mood Not the point you turd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496425) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM Author: razzle-dazzle base masturbator FUCKING DOOBS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496428) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM Author: Gay Queen Of The Night Temple nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496433) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend Seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496829) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM Author: provocative submissive shrine did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money. now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously? don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496456) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM Author: Zombie-like station wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496469) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM Author: Excitant nubile toilet seat dopamine 180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496578) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM Author: burgundy friendly grandma long overdue 180 to this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30156643) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496823) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496830) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496986) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM Author: Crusty duck-like gunner fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch imgur that shit now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496941) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM Author: Iridescent Painfully Honest Alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496946) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496980) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM Author: razzle generalized bond plz poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497016) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM Author: Iridescent Painfully Honest Alpha must need fap soon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497019) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM Author: dead potus co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497528) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted. This is his sister, after all. Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497569) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: Lemon Bateful Business Firm short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497579) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM Author: 180 parlor somebody pls respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497908) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: yapping blathering sanctuary cuckoldry For the love of god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498321) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498565) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: Gay Queen Of The Night Temple lol the loving detail that went into this description, man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499449) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM Author: 180 parlor you're a good dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499554) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM Author: pea-brained umber cruise ship I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff. But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically. And no Im not Box. I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine. What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it. My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497431) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM Author: Carmine Doobsian Patrolman good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497438) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM Author: aqua bearded church building black woman 180 this thread is delivering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497439) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM Author: Vengeful dashing sex offender I BELIEVE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497503) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM Author: passionate deranged lettuce describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497516) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM Author: dead potus plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497530) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM Author: Chestnut office 1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497534) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497552) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: yapping blathering sanctuary cuckoldry THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498331) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM Author: cruel-hearted silver electric furnace crackhouse FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498430) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498913) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM Author: Gay Queen Of The Night Temple lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499453) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM Author: Lemon Bateful Business Firm OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497540) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (NOT a Lannister fan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497553) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM Author: grizzly infuriating home genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497700) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM Author: Chestnut office poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497582) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM Author: unholy cerise ceo please delete. Let him write the story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497622) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM Author: Narrow-minded box office mad cow disease lol at people ITT believing the OP well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497593) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497728) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM Author: Narrow-minded box office mad cow disease never claimed to be a flame scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497740) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM Author: mint godawful hospital codepig uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497597) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM Author: Charismatic primrose crotch institution this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497652) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM Author: Chestnut office (bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497663) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: Razzmatazz saffron range reading party (evan39) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497667) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: Useless partner blood rage you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497671) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM Author: Charismatic primrose crotch institution it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497713) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: Maize Fragrant Public Bath http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497668) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: unholy cerise ceo keeping it real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497677) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM Author: dead potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497688) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM Author: fear-inspiring salmon stage old irish cottage cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497706) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: Crawly marvelous nibblets Amen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498325) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM Author: yellow heady preventive strike lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498476) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM Author: Bossy Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499065) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: Gay Queen Of The Night Temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499460) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: big alcoholic theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500290) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: mustard hyperactive state faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597591) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM Author: 180 parlor i can't see how this could end badly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497721) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497726) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM Author: Khaki floppy parlour gaming laptop it's fucking awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497737) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM Author: 180 parlor it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497757) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM Author: Useless partner blood rage " who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts" you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level. stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497797) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM Author: 180 parlor this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different. i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497811) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: Useless partner blood rage what makes you an expert on consensual incest? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497837) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM Author: 180 parlor i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497845) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: Khaki floppy parlour gaming laptop i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497858) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM Author: Citrine Resort Degenerate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497907) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM Author: 180 parlor if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497915) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497941) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: Disgusting Gay Wizard Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498248) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM Author: Khaki floppy parlour gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498525) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams (Really gullible person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497839) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: Lemon Bateful Business Firm On the other hand....YOLO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497848) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: Khaki floppy parlour gaming laptop counterpoint: they should do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497854) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: 180 parlor fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497860) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497946) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: yapping blathering sanctuary cuckoldry We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498400) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM Author: Chestnut office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498967) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM Author: Razzmatazz saffron range reading party there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497745) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497936) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM Author: passionate deranged lettuce i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her. the baby? ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498296) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM Author: Pearl concupiscible gas station organic girlfriend lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498311) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: internet-worthy site underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499834) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM Author: racy light filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503001) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: mustard hyperactive state faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597595) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Multi-colored ungodly stain itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498397) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498496) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: yapping blathering sanctuary cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498509) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM Author: Multi-colored ungodly stain hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498716) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498807) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: Multi-colored ungodly stain been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499051) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: mustard hyperactive state faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597598) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: Garnet Turdskin lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498543) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: red corner place of business If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498514) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: Curious tantric school prole Can I please have my dildo back? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498540) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy gaping sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498578) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM Author: aqua bearded church building black woman 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498661) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM Author: mint godawful hospital codepig 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498671) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: Gay Queen Of The Night Temple 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499459) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Bossy Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500671) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM Author: bespoke histrionic locale This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498688) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: talented lilac native mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498802) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM Author: Gay Queen Of The Night Temple that was a good thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499461) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM Author: Sadistic theatre This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502266) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM Author: pea-brained umber cruise ship UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow. My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!" She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch. "Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me. I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc. She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit. And she ran off upstairs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498881) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM Author: Lemon Bateful Business Firm Nicely slow-played, OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498888) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: Claret Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498900) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498934) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM Author: aqua bearded church building black woman 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498939) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM Author: Lemon Bateful Business Firm OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit? Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498993) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499009) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: Lemon Bateful Business Firm I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499025) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499041) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM Author: emerald space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499133) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author: Cobalt Casino Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?" Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498943) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking. Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue. Me: ironclad logic You: not understanding teen girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498954) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM Author: Chestnut office u sir are the stockton to OP's malone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498964) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM Author: Carmine Doobsian Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498972) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499028) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499030) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: mustard hyperactive state faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597618) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498980) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499002) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499021) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499033) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: mustard hyperactive state faggotry Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597620) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: emerald space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498987) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author: Carmine Doobsian Patrolman Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498944) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: charcoal stag film "So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet. "Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging. "Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty. "Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced. "Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time." "Yeah." The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499013) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Carmine Doobsian Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499040) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend Brother, it was like you were actually there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499061) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM Author: Cobalt Casino gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499103) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM Author: charcoal stag film Yessir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499123) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: passionate deranged lettuce Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had* Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world Sister: Best Christmas EVER. **background music begins** "The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499158) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: Zombie-like station wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500183) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM Author: big alcoholic theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500296) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM Author: Seedy offensive twinkling uncleanness Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502147) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: mustard hyperactive state faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597630) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM Author: racy light filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503083) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: mustard hyperactive state faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597624) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499038) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499047) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM Author: buff menage police squad lol incestmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499073) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM Author: Bossy Karate Greatest flame thread in XO history? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499082) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499094) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499121) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499150) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499114) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: Cobalt Casino TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499146) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499170) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM Author: Gay Queen Of The Night Temple the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499473) Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: mustard hyperactive state faggotry JFC, that was a great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597635) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: mint godawful hospital codepig op, does scott and his sister still live in your town? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499153) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM Author:  fiercely-loyal set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499393) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM Author: Filthy rigor How has no one reposted the pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499378) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM Author:  fiercely-loyal set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499404) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499411) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: Claret Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499415) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499423) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: irradiated buck-toothed hairy legs God fucking dammit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499439) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: glittery self-absorbed mood What the fuck - it's doobs!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499422) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: buff menage police squad anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499445) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: pea-brained umber cruise ship UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors. My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier. If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499458) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM Author: Gay Queen Of The Night Temple cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499480) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM Author: emerald space lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499488) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: Chestnut office Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked). We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502278) Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM Author: metal stubborn It is the clutch situation of the season. They say The Jet's lost a step or two, but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here. The Jet's got a suicide lead and-- And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it! - He's stealing home! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502290) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM Author: cream pistol coffee pot what's it gonna be boy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502482) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM Author: aqua bearded church building black woman 180000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502314) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM Author: Startled lay faggot firefighter ?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502410) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM Author: big alcoholic theater stage ??? ! ??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502560) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED Give him some time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502780) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM Author: Dark more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502818) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM Author: Contagious slippery kitty cat hissy fit Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502860) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502869) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM Author: Contagious slippery kitty cat hissy fit K, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502872) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502874) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM Author: Contagious slippery kitty cat hissy fit Double post, sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502895) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM Author: pea-brained umber cruise ship My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember. I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly. After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different." There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel." She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you". I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502885) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502889) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502913) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: dead potus ...this is getting dark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502891) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM Author: cream pistol coffee pot right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503424) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502892) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: Carmine Doobsian Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502900) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM Author: Learning disabled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502973) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM Author: charcoal stag film She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you". HOLY SHIT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502982) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM Author: unholy cerise ceo please proceed. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503006) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM Author: Crystalline galvanic travel guidebook Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503048) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM Author: 180 parlor yeah, and after everyone warned him!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503061) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM Author: Razzmatazz saffron range reading party she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503059) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM Author: racy light filthpig please continue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503097) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: Khaki floppy parlour gaming laptop "I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." pretty sure that's rape bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503240) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM Author: charcoal stag film "I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace." TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503578) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM Author:  telephone I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503004) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (Lannister Fan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503024) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503027) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: Useless partner blood rage go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503206) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503209) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams link for research poirposes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503213) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM Author: wine UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503105) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM Author: pea-brained umber cruise ship (guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) fuck off if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503109) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: wine (guy taking his flame way too seriously) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503123) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: pea-brained umber cruise ship sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503129) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM Author: Brass Goyim Knife WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503270) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author:  telephone I don't know what to think anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503126) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM Author: passionate deranged lettuce ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503133) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM Author:  telephone Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503116) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: wine To get the deets on the Columbus day thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503132) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM Author: Bossy Karate And scene. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503117) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: passionate deranged lettuce nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503131) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: Bossy Karate Wait, you're not OP? Dick move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503138) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: Bossy Karate This post is NON-CANNON (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503141) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: wine It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503148) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503185) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: Narrow-minded box office mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503203) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: Bossy Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503266) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503160) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM Author: Electric trailer park affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503537) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: 180 parlor real update, plz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503170) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM Author: Henna famous landscape painting Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503323) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503473) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend Post 600! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503478) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM Author: massive you guys realize this is all flame, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503875) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM Author:  frum fat ankles antidepressant drug they wall want to fuck their sisters tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503879) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM Author: Arousing dun roommate You don't? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503892) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504317) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: pea-brained umber cruise ship FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta. And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car. She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her. I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at. So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight. I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days. We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves. At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me. The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach. I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake. But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him. So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world." Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on. http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504154) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM Author: charcoal stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504162) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504166) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: Multi-colored ungodly stain youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504180) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504182) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM Author: Multi-colored ungodly stain that stupid shit screamed tbf to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504184) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Anal halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504265) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: supple out-of-control persian pisswyrm cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504204) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Multi-colored ungodly stain also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504210) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: ocher know-it-all boiling water Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504215) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: Multi-colored ungodly stain sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504218) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: supple out-of-control persian pisswyrm def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504216) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM Author: Useless partner blood rage this ending isn't very satisfying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504189) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Claret Market cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504201) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: sticky overrated people who are hurt rehab it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames. it reminded me of this: It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504269) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM Author: Sadistic theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504300) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: vibrant rusted legal warrant gross man thats ur sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504212) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM Author: passionate deranged lettuce did u fuck or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504256) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504312) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams 180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504325) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504336) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM Author: transparent 120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504346) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM Author: Fluffy philosopher-king OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504398) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: Lemon Bateful Business Firm The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504436) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM Author:  telephone Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due. A true 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504579) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM Author: Frisky Smoky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224043) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM Author: gabagool brazhole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330102) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM Author: Bossy Karate I like it. Good luck brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504689) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: red corner place of business You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505288) Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM Author: big alcoholic theater stage This is a great guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26512423) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Contagious slippery kitty cat hissy fit 180, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505357) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM Author: flirting new version brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505500) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM Author:  foreskin 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586951) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM Author:  up-to-no-good keepsake machete This conclusion has aged surprisingly well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767945) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM Author: Frisky Smoky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990661) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM Author:  Fuchsia Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254552) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM Author: tripping psychic idiot i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love. if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net. the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504444) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM Author: talented lilac native mad-dog skullcap "A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504594) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM Author: ocher know-it-all boiling water Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504668) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: sticky overrated people who are hurt rehab love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504683) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM Author: Bronze startling garrison titc analysis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544302) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM Author: Frisky Smoky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990680) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM Author: vigorous cordovan orchestra pit well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505321) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: dead potus A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507722) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM Author: ebony property OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507734) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM Author: Curious tantric school prole Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507746) Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM Author: ebony property ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26508482) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Confused French Chef Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597580) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM Author:  telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870960) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: Chestnut office The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870979) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM Author: stimulating thirsty house mediation no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870989) Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27637414) Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM Author: talented lilac native mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27669956) Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM Author: scarlet hot son of senegal http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27737048) Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM Author: Startled lay faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27910458) Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM Author: Beta chest-beating useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28043046) Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM Author: Chestnut office Not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28575862) Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM Author: obsidian messiness update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28910271) Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM Author: erotic mexican depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28945152) Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM Author:  telephone How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28945193) Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM Author:  Mildly Autistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28951145) Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM Author:  immigrant Columbus day bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28952263) Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM Author: cream pistol coffee pot bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29223927) Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM Author:  Free-loading HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29251784) Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29447209) Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams Much better sistr thrras (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29460236) Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM Author: Beta chest-beating useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30027707) Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM Author: indecent water buffalo the beginning of the degenerate era (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30027721) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM Author: jet-lagged hall really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30156360) Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM Author: bat shit crazy pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804651) Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM Author: Alcoholic Voyeur PotY 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804670) Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM Author: ebony property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31238170) Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM Author: impertinent wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31240080) Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31240111) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: Cheese-eating flatulent volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398074) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: Carnelian fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398080) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM Author: Irate dog poop newt I;ve been here too long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398112) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM Author: Carnelian this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398118) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM Author: Cheese-eating flatulent volcanic crater reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398121) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM Author: mustard hyperactive state faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398922) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM Author: Cheese-eating flatulent volcanic crater so who was the author, TBF? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398132) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM Author: sapphire Game of "" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398927) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM Author: Cheese-eating flatulent volcanic crater i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398967) Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM Author: milky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31401436) Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM Author: impertinent wrinkle the author is definitely tbtp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31401520) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM Author: erotic mexican depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586812) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM Author: twisted juggernaut The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586925) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM Author: sticky overrated people who are hurt rehab did they have a midget sibling, too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767975) Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM Author: brilliant :-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31591197) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams still GOAT POTUS thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767987) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM Author: brilliant The POTUS of XODUS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31768006) Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM Author: Honey-headed autistic you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31771970) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: Frisky Smoky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990701) Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM Author: Sadistic theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31961309) Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32343499) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM Author: Slap-happy boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545952) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM Author: Sadistic theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545957) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM Author: brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545995) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM Author:  bearded cuckold Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32546004) Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM Author: brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32546783) Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM Author: brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32547714) Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM Author: Honey-headed autistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32548870) Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32573656) Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM Author: Talking Scourge Upon The Earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#33664076) Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM Author: Outnumbered international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34062570) Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM Author: swollen shimmering love of her life San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34116947) Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM Author: Greedy tank how has this not been bumped yet today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34401929) Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM Author:  bearded cuckold I can never remember the title keywords ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34401973) Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM Author: buff menage police squad Columbus Day BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34404981) Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM Author:  sick There should be a Christmas episode of this story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34949769) Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM Author: elite coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35093674) Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM Author:  Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35093676) Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM Author: milky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35338428) Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM Author: house-broken beady-eyed roast beef sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36233122) Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM Author: Honey-headed autistic pre-columbus day bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36976356) Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM Author: swollen shimmering love of her life 4 year bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36989761) Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM Author: Mischievous fanboi Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36989822) Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM Author: avocado cracking nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#37046584) Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM Author: Deep (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38256413) Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM Author: medicated blue multi-billionaire striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38257003) Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM Author: ocher know-it-all boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38974406) Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM Author: flushed exhilarant abode laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40152879) Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40510638) Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM Author: Costumed Misanthropic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40518112) Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM Author: ocher know-it-all boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40582879) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM Author: big-titted school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084600) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM Author: Splenetic bipolar elastic band jewess Happy early Columbus Day to you too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084634) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM Author: Territorial dull jap where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084602) Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM Author:  cuck TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41963692) Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM Author: Mischievous fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43244384) Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM Author: copper self-centered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41963677) Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM Author: ocher know-it-all boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254123) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM Author: naked locus So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254567) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM Author: Abusive Dragon The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254662) Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM Author: Abusive Dragon Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254899) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: Mischievous fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297237) Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM Author:  bright (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43544409) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author:  azn pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297068) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author:  fuck we missed Columbus Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297072) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: Carnelian Man this makes me feel old (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297247) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM Author:  windowlicker Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45309119) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM Author:  bright (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45309181) Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM Author:  bright One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45536449) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM Author: violent center cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276193) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM Author:  pale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276167) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM Author: gaped trump supporter Time flies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276172) Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM Author:  immigrant This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276492) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM Author:  azn pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905907) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM Author:  best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905917) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM Author: goy orbison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330100) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM Author: Geriatric internal respiration My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905960) Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM Author: Honey-headed autistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46911844) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM Author: Aggressive turquoise hominid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962930) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM Author: Honey-headed autistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962948) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM Author: brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962972) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM Author: Effete Boistinker DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962933) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM Author:  bright (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962936) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM Author: Mischievous fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46963013) Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM Author: sexy frozen candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48193545) Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM Author:  well-lubricated I was thinking about this thread earlier today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48193551) Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM Author: pea-brained umber cruise ship I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48194098) Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM Author: violent center cumskin good work, i remember this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48194099) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: gabagool brazhole Almost that time of year again ⛵️ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330062)