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Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ... Navy Incel   10/11/14 ... black exciting rehab mother   10/11/14 (Really gullible person) Startling space dysfunction   10/11/14 On the other hand....YOLO! Stimulating twinkling messiness principal's office   10/11/14 counterpoint: they should do it black exciting rehab mother   10/11/14 fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou... Buck-toothed lodge   10/11/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year... glittery bull headed forum   10/11/14 ... house-broken office love of her life   10/11/14 there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ... apoplectic bbw   10/11/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid... avocado whorehouse   10/11/14 lol soggy very tactful hairy legs   10/11/14 underrated tantric chestnut travel guidebook national   10/11/14 ... Dead Becky Circlehead   10/12/14 ... Citrine church   10/27/14 itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters wild flirting legal warrant filthpig   10/11/14 So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school? Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 ... glittery bull headed forum   10/11/14 hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi... wild flirting legal warrant filthpig   10/11/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight wild flirting legal warrant filthpig   10/11/14 ... Citrine church   10/27/14 lol Hyperventilating carnelian boistinker abode   10/11/14 If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology Bearded son of senegal   10/11/14 Can I please have my dildo back? Talking Concupiscible French Chef   10/11/14 ... Histrionic Brunch   10/11/14 180 Dark Wagecucks Jewess   10/11/14 180 smoky chapel   10/11/14 180 Transparent Racy Gunner Native   10/11/14 ... cowardly indian lodge pisswyrm   10/11/14 This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu... useless pink potus   10/11/14 ... Erotic Pistol   10/11/14 that was a good thread Transparent Racy Gunner Native   10/11/14 This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt. Domesticated parlor factory reset button   10/12/14 UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw... Burgundy crackhouse   10/11/14 Nicely slow-played, OP. Stimulating twinkling messiness principal's office   10/11/14 ... cream azn market   10/11/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 180 Dark Wagecucks Jewess   10/11/14 OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni... Stimulating twinkling messiness principal's office   10/11/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ... Stimulating twinkling messiness principal's office   10/11/14 I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f... Marvelous Faggot Firefighter Stag Film   10/11/14 Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d... fluffy mischievous plaza halford   10/11/14 Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 u sir are the stockton to OP's malone house-broken office love of her life   10/11/14 ... shimmering swollen sex offender death wish   10/11/14 I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team. Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 ... Startling space dysfunction   10/11/14 ... Citrine church   10/27/14 This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr... Startling space dysfunction   10/11/14 This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on... Startling space dysfunction   10/11/14 Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 Go on... Citrine church   10/27/14 ... Marvelous Faggot Firefighter Stag Film   10/11/14 Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight shimmering swollen sex offender death wish   10/11/14 "So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai... sadistic community account   10/11/14 ... shimmering swollen sex offender death wish   10/11/14 Brother, it was like you were actually there. Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com... fluffy mischievous plaza halford   10/11/14 Yessir. sadistic community account   10/11/14 Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don... avocado whorehouse   10/11/14 ... crusty library newt   10/11/14 ... dull genital piercing   10/11/14 Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER. disgusting degenerate resort   10/12/14 ... Citrine church   10/27/14 ... Dead Becky Circlehead   10/12/14 ... Citrine church   10/27/14 Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ... Startling space dysfunction   10/11/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 lol incestmos thriller temple   10/11/14 Greatest flame thread in XO history? cowardly indian lodge pisswyrm   10/11/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti... Startling space dysfunction   10/11/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t... Startling space dysfunction   10/11/14 TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people fluffy mischievous plaza halford   10/11/14 Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr... Startling space dysfunction   10/11/14 the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h... Transparent Racy Gunner Native   10/11/14 JFC, that was a great thread Citrine church   10/27/14 op, does scott and his sister still live in your town? smoky chapel   10/11/14 ... Misanthropic olive pocket flask heaven   10/11/14 How has no one reposted the pic emerald water buffalo   10/11/14 ... Misanthropic olive pocket flask heaven   10/11/14 Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker Startling space dysfunction   10/11/14 ... cream azn market   10/11/14 Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?... Startling space dysfunction   10/11/14 God fucking dammit Motley quadroon kitchen   10/11/14 What the fuck - it's doobs!! embarrassed to the bone menage knife   10/11/14 anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo... thriller temple   10/11/14 UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off... Burgundy crackhouse   10/11/14 cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa... Transparent Racy Gunner Native   10/11/14 lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap... Marvelous Faggot Firefighter Stag Film   10/11/14 Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. 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Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 ... cowardly indian lodge pisswyrm   10/11/14 ungh so hard now. bespoke marketing idea   10/11/14 wtf free-loading frum locale cuckoldry   10/11/14 Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI... mint area   10/11/14 bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ... greedy bat-shit-crazy gas station regret   10/11/14 Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait... mint area   10/11/14 Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'... Talking Concupiscible French Chef   10/11/14 ... Transparent Racy Gunner Native   10/11/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 iwanttobelieve.jpg Transparent Racy Gunner Native   10/11/14 http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_... titillating adulterous institution double fault   10/11/14 Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin... fluffy mischievous plaza halford   10/11/14 was the Lucio moniker doobs? iridescent orchestra pit   10/11/14 That's what I thought fluffy mischievous plaza halford   10/11/14 what lucio moniker? wat poast? greedy bat-shit-crazy gas station regret   10/11/14 I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ... idiotic drunken police squad   10/11/14 Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it. fluffy mischievous plaza halford   10/11/14 ... Transparent Racy Gunner Native   10/11/14 The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac... Marvelous Faggot Firefighter Stag Film   10/11/14 Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G... idiotic drunken police squad   10/11/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 ... Startling space dysfunction   10/11/14 Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so... Talking Concupiscible French Chef   10/11/14 Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you. Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 ... Transparent Racy Gunner Native   10/11/14 You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof... umber territorial dingle berry   10/11/14 CRIMINALLY underrated poast odious ape   11/21/15 ... sadistic community account   10/11/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 gtfo Confused brilliant property black woman   10/12/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ... Azure electric fat ankles   10/11/14 Holy shit embarrassed to the bone menage knife   10/11/14 ? Provocative alcoholic hospital   10/11/14 ... Hot razzle preventive strike casino   10/11/14 180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ... mind-boggling milky lettuce   10/11/14 i think it is :( apoplectic bbw   10/11/14 If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ... mind-boggling milky lettuce   10/11/14 good self deprecation aqua impertinent really tough guy theater stage   10/11/14 ... Hot razzle preventive strike casino   10/11/14 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU Rusted soul-stirring private investor   10/11/14 lol Transparent Racy Gunner Native   10/12/14 180, this is a goat thread cowardly indian lodge pisswyrm   10/12/14 180 rose ladyboy   10/12/14 update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie... Burgundy crackhouse   10/11/14 120 poppy curious tanning salon selfie   10/11/14 Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ... shimmering swollen sex offender death wish   10/11/14 Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li... cowardly indian lodge pisswyrm   10/11/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/11/14 what song is playing? cowardly indian lodge pisswyrm   10/11/14 Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u house-broken office love of her life   10/11/14 dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick... Out-of-control swashbuckling   10/12/14 ... sable effete voyeur   10/12/14 being too drunk is going to ruin this Brass multi-colored university new version   10/12/14 u need to fuck ur sister u owe us black exciting rehab mother   10/12/14 ... Lilac Sound Barrier Multi-billionaire   12/06/14 ... sable effete voyeur   10/12/14 shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her... impressive depressive   10/12/14 Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht... Gay laser beams   10/12/14 ... 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Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/12/14 more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th... amber   10/12/14 Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as... talented know-it-all business firm   10/12/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/12/14 K, ty. talented know-it-all business firm   10/12/14 Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/12/14 Double post, sorry. talented know-it-all business firm   10/12/14 My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe... Burgundy crackhouse   10/12/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/12/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/12/14 ...this is getting dark Confused brilliant property black woman   10/12/14 right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given... Provocative alcoholic hospital   10/12/14 As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps? Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/12/14 ... shimmering swollen sex offender death wish   10/12/14 ... Rebellious Boltzmann Fanboi   10/12/14 She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d... sadistic community account   10/12/14 please proceed. tyia plum thirsty location   10/12/14 Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ... Brass multi-colored university new version   10/12/14 yeah, and after everyone warned him!! Buck-toothed lodge   10/12/14 she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180 apoplectic bbw   10/12/14 please continue Dead Becky Circlehead   10/12/14 "I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think... black exciting rehab mother   10/12/14 "I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th... sadistic community account   10/12/14 I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro bat shit crazy roommate   10/12/14 (Lannister Fan) Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/12/14 ... Startling space dysfunction   10/12/14 go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg... self-centered step-uncle's house milk   10/12/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/12/14 link for research poirposes? Startling space dysfunction   10/12/14 UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'... Bronze athletic conference   10/12/14 (guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ... Burgundy crackhouse   10/12/14 (guy taking his flame way too seriously) Bronze athletic conference   10/12/14 sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma... Burgundy crackhouse   10/12/14 WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story! Lake deer antler volcanic crater   10/12/14 I don't know what to think anymore bat shit crazy roommate   10/12/14 ty avocado whorehouse   10/12/14 Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th... bat shit crazy roommate   10/12/14 To get the deets on the Columbus day thing Bronze athletic conference   10/12/14 And scene. cowardly indian lodge pisswyrm   10/12/14 nigger avocado whorehouse   10/12/14 Wait, you're not OP? Dick move. cowardly indian lodge pisswyrm   10/12/14 This post is NON-CANNON cowardly indian lodge pisswyrm   10/12/14 It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened Bronze athletic conference   10/12/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/12/14 ... Beady-eyed Low-t Place Of Business Generalized Bond   10/12/14 ... cowardly indian lodge pisswyrm   10/12/14 Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/12/14 ... greedy bat-shit-crazy gas station regret   10/12/14 real update, plz? Buck-toothed lodge   10/12/14 Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ... beta queen of the night   10/12/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/12/14 Post 600! Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/12/14 you guys realize this is all flame, right? Fuchsia foreskin   10/12/14 they wall want to fuck their sisters tho free-loading frum locale cuckoldry   10/12/14 You don't? Trip Orange Faggotry Boiling Water   10/12/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/12/14 FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung... Burgundy crackhouse   10/12/14 ... sadistic community account   10/12/14 wtf Startling space dysfunction   10/12/14 youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu... wild flirting legal warrant filthpig   10/12/14 need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ... Startling space dysfunction   10/12/14 that stupid shit screamed tbf to me wild flirting legal warrant filthpig   10/12/14 ... Out-of-control swashbuckling   10/12/14 cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica... Amethyst irradiated electric furnace   10/12/14 also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so... wild flirting legal warrant filthpig   10/12/14 Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like... idiotic drunken police squad   10/12/14 sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ... wild flirting legal warrant filthpig   10/12/14 def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere Amethyst irradiated electric furnace   10/12/14 this ending isn't very satisfying self-centered step-uncle's house milk   10/12/14 cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o... cream azn market   10/12/14 it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and... Demanding vigorous national security agency personal credit line   10/12/14 ... Domesticated parlor factory reset button   10/12/14 gross man thats ur sister Claret Pungent Alpha Idea He Suggested   10/12/14 did u fuck or not avocado whorehouse   10/12/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/12/14 180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we... Startling space dysfunction   10/12/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/12/14 120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa... umber territorial dingle berry   10/12/14 OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to... ultramarine hall rigor   10/12/14 The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th... Stimulating twinkling messiness principal's office   10/12/14 Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti... bat shit crazy roommate   10/12/14 ... odious ape   11/21/15 ... Saffron Keepsake Machete   10/06/25 I like it. Good luck brother. cowardly indian lodge pisswyrm   10/12/14 You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl... Bearded son of senegal   10/12/14 This is a great guess. dull genital piercing   10/13/14 180, ty. talented know-it-all business firm   10/12/14 brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for... disturbing hominid   10/12/14 180 Garnet mental disorder background story   10/08/16 This conclusion has aged surprisingly well White Legend   10/31/16 ... odious ape   10/09/18 Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m... insecure mustard skinny woman   10/11/21 i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a... anal corn cake   10/12/14 "A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world... Erotic Pistol   10/12/14 Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or... idiotic drunken police squad   10/12/14 love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t... Demanding vigorous national security agency personal credit line   10/12/14 titc analysis Snowy boyish headpube windowlicker   10/18/14 ... odious ape   10/09/18 well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ... Flatulent fragrant codepig   10/12/14 A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de... Confused brilliant property black woman   10/13/14 OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns... Bateful crystalline stage dog poop   10/13/14 Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ... Talking Concupiscible French Chef   10/13/14 ? Bateful crystalline stage dog poop   10/13/14 ... Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef   10/27/14 ... bat shit crazy roommate   12/06/14 The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho... house-broken office love of her life   12/06/14 no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T... titillating adulterous institution double fault   12/06/14 ... Startling space dysfunction   04/07/15 ... Erotic Pistol   04/11/15 http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz... Abusive coffee pot international law enforcement agency   04/22/15 ... Scarlet razzmatazz dopamine shrine   05/17/15 ... Ebony Reading Party Famous Landscape Painting   06/04/15 Not flame. house-broken office love of her life   08/18/15 update? Indigo jew   10/06/15 ... Outnumbered rambunctious yarmulke   10/11/15 How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year? bat shit crazy roommate   10/11/15 ... aqua impertinent really tough guy theater stage   10/12/15 Columbus day bump. Flesh Sneaky Criminal   10/12/15 bump Provocative alcoholic hospital   11/21/15 HAPPY THANKSGIVING! honey-headed patrolman   11/25/15 ... Startling space dysfunction   12/24/15 Much better sistr thrras Startling space dysfunction   12/27/15 ... Ebony Reading Party Famous Landscape Painting   03/10/16 the beginning of the degenerate era Cobalt wrinkle immigrant   03/10/16 ... Big-titted Mediation Home   03/28/16 ... Massive carmine spot mad-dog skullcap   06/27/16 PotY 2014 insane nowag   06/27/16 ... Bateful crystalline stage dog poop   08/21/16 ... Brindle   08/22/16 god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening... Startling space dysfunction   08/22/16 ... Hideous Feces   09/13/16 fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck startled glassy cuckold cumskin   09/13/16 I;ve been here too long. Awkward antidepressant drug   09/13/16 this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa... startled glassy cuckold cumskin   09/13/16 reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit... Hideous Feces   09/13/16 ... Citrine church   09/13/16 so who was the author, TBF? Hideous Feces   09/13/16 Game of "" chest-beating   09/13/16 i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt? Hideous Feces   09/13/16 ... ceo   09/13/16 the author is definitely tbtp Brindle   09/13/16 ... Outnumbered rambunctious yarmulke   10/08/16 The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve... Maroon psychic   10/08/16 did they have a midget sibling, too? Demanding vigorous national security agency personal credit line   10/31/16 :-) flushed aggressive internal respiration   10/08/16 still GOAT POTUS thread Startling space dysfunction   10/31/16 The POTUS of XODUS flushed aggressive internal respiration   10/31/16 you never know what could happen on that golden day that the... grizzly cuck   10/31/16 ... odious ape   10/09/18 ... Domesticated parlor factory reset button   11/21/16 ... Startling space dysfunction   01/10/17 ... mahogany zombie-like toaster   02/04/17 ... Domesticated parlor factory reset button   02/04/17 ... flushed aggressive internal respiration   02/04/17 Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen Medicated Twinkling Uncleanness   02/04/17 ... flushed aggressive internal respiration   02/04/17 ... flushed aggressive internal respiration   02/04/17 ... grizzly cuck   02/05/17 ... flushed aggressive internal respiration   02/08/17 ... Gaming Laptop   06/28/17 ... alcoholic trust fund   08/24/17 San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In... Hilarious   09/01/17 how has this not been bumped yet today fortuitous meteor   10/09/17 I can never remember the title keywords ty Medicated Twinkling Uncleanness   10/09/17 Columbus Day BUMP thriller temple   10/09/17 There should be a Christmas episode of this story. ruddy   12/18/17 ... buff therapy   01/06/18 Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much trump supporter   01/06/18 ... ceo   02/06/18 ... dashing trailer park   06/12/18 pre-columbus day bump grizzly cuck   10/06/18 4 year bump Hilarious   10/09/18 Happy Columbus Day! chrome telephone   10/09/18 ... Cracking copper senate   10/17/18 ... nighttime gold   05/19/19 ... costumed site   05/19/19 ... idiotic drunken police squad   10/14/19 ... Startling space dysfunction   05/05/20 ... well-lubricated irate useless brakes puppy   06/28/20 ... friendly grandma   06/29/20 ... idiotic drunken police squad   07/10/20 ... primrose karate nursing home   10/10/20 Happy early Columbus Day to you too Sapphire   10/10/20 where are we on this? Maize   10/10/20 TITCR lime people who are hurt   02/17/21 ... chrome telephone   10/08/21 ... Chartreuse   02/17/21 ... idiotic drunken police squad   10/11/21 So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu... Heady house juggernaut   10/11/21 The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi... chocolate balding   10/11/21 Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum... chocolate balding   10/11/21 ... chrome telephone   10/07/22 ... Haunting   12/02/21 ... Slap-happy bright   10/07/22 fuck we missed Columbus Day Silver   10/07/22 Man this makes me feel old startled glassy cuckold cumskin   10/07/22 Happy Columbus Day! mauve   10/10/22 ... Haunting   10/10/22 ... Trust If Aryan   10/13/25 One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ... Haunting   11/23/22 ... lavender pontificating haunted graveyard   05/06/23 ... misunderstood   05/06/23 Time flies Khaki   05/06/23 This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's... Flesh Sneaky Criminal   05/06/23 ... Slap-happy bright   10/09/23 best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ... Silver   10/09/23 ... Massive carmine spot mad-dog skullcap   10/06/25 My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis... abnormal   10/09/23 ... grizzly cuck   10/10/23 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI kink-friendly   10/20/23 ... grizzly cuck   10/20/23 ... flushed aggressive internal respiration   10/20/23 DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME High-end   10/20/23 ... Haunting   10/20/23 ... chrome telephone   10/20/23 ... vengeful fear-inspiring   10/13/24 I was thinking about this thread earlier today jet mildly autistic   10/13/24 I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/ Burgundy crackhouse   10/13/24 good work, i remember this thread lavender pontificating haunted graveyard   10/13/24 Almost that time of year again ⛵️ Saffron Keepsake Machete   10/06/25 This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus... ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------   10/13/25 Poast new message in this thread Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: Burgundy crackhouse before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too" Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485946) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485970) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: talented know-it-all business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485977) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: smoky chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485983) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: Excitant deep partner elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485985) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: pale state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485989) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: Sexy aphrodisiac school cafeteria pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486001) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: Green Turdskin Range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486010) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: Burgundy crackhouse its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs. Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid. But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message. conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486020) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486040) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM Author: smoky chapel HOW much younger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486042) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: Burgundy crackhouse 11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486075) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486140) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM Author: Burgundy crackhouse Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486149) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486163) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: jade weed whacker box office Ever catch a glimpse of her naked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486145) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM Author: 180 garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486154) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488523) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM Author: Sexy aphrodisiac school cafeteria pozpig send her a dick pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486043) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: 180 garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486047) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM Author: Transparent Racy Gunner Native she's flaming u back u autistic wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486452) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488686) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM Author: Maroon psychic fuck her, and society, right in the ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586932) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: jade weed whacker box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486077) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486352) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM Author: wine goyim theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486654) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM Author: Citrine church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487209) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Scarlet razzmatazz dopamine shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487269) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: house-broken office love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487676) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM Author: Vibrant piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488168) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM Author: cowardly indian lodge pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491512) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: red meetinghouse crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491577) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM Author: Snowy boyish headpube windowlicker laughing so hard at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544107) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM Author: avocado whorehouse what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586902) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM Author: Massive carmine spot mad-dog skullcap https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330090) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM Author: big pit striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#44515648) Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM Author: Citrine church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597183) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: self-centered step-uncle's house milk Depends. How attractive is she? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485987) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM Author: stubborn violet old irish cottage not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498484) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM Author: cream azn market ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498488) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: stubborn violet old irish cottage imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498511) Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM Author: floppy shaky base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26596047) Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Giraffe bump for columbus day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28910132) Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM Author: Domesticated parlor factory reset button At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29451893) Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM Author: Unhinged Point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32548874) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: fiercely-loyal rough-skinned party of the first part lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485991) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: poppy curious tanning salon selfie Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486011) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486029) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: smoky chapel brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486045) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM Author: Citrine church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487216) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM Author: dull genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490057) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: shimmering swollen sex offender death wish He speaks for all of us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486218) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM Author: Sepia contagious station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487077) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: jade weed whacker box office Sounds like Festivus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486074) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM Author: Slate Gay Wizard Pervert Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486417) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM Author: Stimulating twinkling messiness principal's office Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"? EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486168) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: Burgundy crackhouse yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486174) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486184) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: charcoal yapping sanctuary lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486177) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486194) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM Author: Transparent Racy Gunner Native cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486465) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM Author: onyx dilemma mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487207) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: yellow locus could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486217) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM Author: Trip Orange Faggotry Boiling Water Shrewd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486267) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486292) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM Author: charcoal yapping sanctuary Twist: She already sent him the lick message. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486312) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM Author: Transparent Racy Gunner Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486470) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: lascivious canary school candlestick maker 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486222) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM Author: Cracking copper senate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486327) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486350) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: wine goyim theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486359) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486374) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486406) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486648) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486859) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: smoky chapel "my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486868) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486882) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM Author: yellow locus seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486513) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486657) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM Author: talented know-it-all business firm How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486517) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM Author: Transparent Racy Gunner Native second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486480) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM Author: cream azn market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486572) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: Slippery Tattoo Toilet Seat No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486829) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM Author: federal coral gaping wildly underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489396) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM Author: laughsome cruise ship organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870990) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM Author: primrose karate nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084605) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM Author: titillating adulterous institution double fault You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486670) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM Author: avocado whorehouse describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486699) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM Author: avocado whorehouse i have no recollection of posting in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586916) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM Author: Nubile Hairraiser Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31768001) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM Author: cream azn market OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486811) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM Author: Arousing Idiot ? 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I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487115) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487130) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM Author: Sepia contagious station Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder. Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her. Now, what don't you get? 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Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now... ...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility... 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487147) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: Burgundy crackhouse UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city. At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not". This is getting awkward as fuck. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487322) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: Mewling tan set yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487359) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: house-broken office love of her life Stfu we need this, badly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487419) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: galvanic orchid lay (no fun guy) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487680) Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM Author: Big-titted Mediation Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36187371) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM Author: violent hunting ground persian (Guy who needs to STFU) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489501) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487417) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM Author: Burgundy crackhouse UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about. http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488015) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM Author: Provocative alcoholic hospital LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488047) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488378) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: violent hunting ground persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489504) Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: Citrine church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597194) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM Author: Transparent Racy Gunner Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488455) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: tantric chestnut travel guidebook national oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488091) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: lavender pontificating haunted graveyard brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488133) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM Author: avocado whorehouse u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488149) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: glittery bull headed forum I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488157) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: violent hunting ground persian titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489507) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: glittery bull headed forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488151) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction why is she nervous? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488159) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: talented know-it-all business firm Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488269) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: wine goyim theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496366) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM Author: Excitant deep partner elastic band EDM sluts too YNY.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488395) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM Author: wild flirting legal warrant filthpig this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488741) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM Author: Demanding vigorous national security agency personal credit line get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492507) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM Author: Heady house juggernaut Looks like a double date to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254482) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: Burgundy crackhouse The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488201) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM Author: talented know-it-all business firm Easy neg, just say she's your sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488274) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: shimmering swollen sex offender death wish Post a pic of sis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488282) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489387) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM Author: tantric chestnut travel guidebook national nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489395) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489665) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange. She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth. Easily the most rational explanation. What exactly are you driving at, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489700) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: glittery bull headed forum I like this theory. Keep the dream alive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489830) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: cowardly indian lodge pisswyrm "MUCH more likely" tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499062) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM Author: tantric chestnut travel guidebook national well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489861) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: cowardly indian lodge pisswyrm nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499058) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM Author: Marvelous Faggot Firefighter Stag Film box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488250) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM Author: Buck-toothed lodge underrated suggestion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497893) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM Author: Claret Pungent Alpha Idea He Suggested selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488370) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM Author: Vivacious ticket booth This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488383) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef There is some next level shit happening here. In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488392) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM Author: Excitant deep partner elastic band ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too? 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488557) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM Author: black exciting rehab mother life is hard as shit they should fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488570) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM Author: talented know-it-all business firm I really like this as just a general motto. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488580) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM Author: dull genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495578) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: cream azn market You need to fuck her right in the pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488701) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM Author: glittery bull headed forum Loling hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489838) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping. I make no apologies, either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488712) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM Author: Confused brilliant property black woman homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497523) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: angry adventurous philosopher-king digit ratio can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488747) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488761) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM Author: Claret Pungent Alpha Idea He Suggested there's prime real estate for sale further up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488837) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM Author: Burgundy crackhouse UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488806) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: cream azn market backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488817) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: Burgundy crackhouse fuckk me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488825) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: cream azn market you have to fuck her now, it's done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488831) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM Author: avocado whorehouse i know u IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488979) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM Author: Excitant deep partner elastic band god's work, friend OP- dem titties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488988) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489114) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM Author: self-centered step-uncle's house milk unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489149) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM Author: violent hunting ground persian *unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489565) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM Author: Henna masturbator WTF NOOOOOO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491508) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM Author: lemon disrespectful public bath sandwich fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491543) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM Author: Confused brilliant property black woman fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497524) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: talented know-it-all business firm Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488822) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489289) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM Author: Brass multi-colored university new version multiple lols from reading this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489033) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM Author: avocado whorehouse discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489069) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: avocado whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490008) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM Author: mentally impaired nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489185) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: cream azn market i could see it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489211) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM Author: gaped ratface associate SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489544) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489295) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM Author: dull genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489569) Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM Author: diverse round eye jap *ZOZO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804700) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM Author: Bearded son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489820) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: Excitant deep partner elastic band OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489831) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: wonderful kitty cat The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489991) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: cheese-eating bistre church building gunna need to see that pic again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490004) Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM Author: Scarlet razzmatazz dopamine shrine WTF? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491121) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM Author: Burgundy crackhouse UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT. Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491617) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM Author: Scarlet razzmatazz dopamine shrine listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491646) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM Author: cream azn market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491657) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: apoplectic bbw 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491648) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM Author: lemon disrespectful public bath sandwich post the pic again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491664) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM Author: glittery bull headed forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494388) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness. Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies You've come this far... See where it goes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491732) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM Author: Excitant deep partner elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492491) Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: house-broken office love of her life Do it for yourself, do it for each other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492767) Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: shimmering swollen sex offender death wish Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492831) Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef TY, brother. That was deep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493192) Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM Author: shimmering swollen sex offender death wish Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493438) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494371) Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM Author: ocher main people 180 thread have a great weekend bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493421) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM Author: Burgundy crackhouse UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell. When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?" I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?" "Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie. I sort of shrugged and died inside. So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494278) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM Author: Demanding vigorous national security agency personal credit line your mom knows and she is very proud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494284) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: charcoal yapping sanctuary This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie. *dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl. Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494509) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: autistic address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498370) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: drab bonkers stead so rong, so rite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500303) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM Author: cream azn market give in to nature, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494285) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494318) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: glittery bull headed forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494397) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Pea-brained blood rage take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494432) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM Author: cream azn market work out first, then skip the shower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494435) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494438) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: glittery bull headed forum Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494507) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494587) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM Author: cerise doctorate corner What's for dinner? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494485) Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM Author: shimmering swollen sex offender death wish Jack off in the shampoo bottle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494861) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM Author: titillating adulterous institution double fault Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495321) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: iridescent orchestra pit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495335) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: Flatulent fragrant codepig Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495337) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: dull genital piercing This can be their Columbus Day thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495592) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: self-centered step-uncle's house milk she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495341) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: titillating adulterous institution double fault she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495430) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: dull genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495589) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction why would u go to jail bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495433) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM Author: aromatic bearded stock car half-breed even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495456) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM Author: talented know-it-all business firm She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though, this is credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495448) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495512) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496843) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495568) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: dull genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495591) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM Author: drab bonkers stead it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500312) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM Author: Burgundy crackhouse UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages http://imgur.com/4NSihYS Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496289) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: greedy bat-shit-crazy gas station regret *poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496310) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: learning disabled coldplay fan Thank you for making a sad old man laugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497849) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: Burgundy crackhouse And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant. Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc http://imgur.com/JssgoKC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496312) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM Author: self-centered step-uncle's house milk omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496318) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM Author: thriller temple wtfffff, this cannot be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496320) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM Author: sable effete voyeur HAHAHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496328) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM Author: Bearded son of senegal Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496345) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM Author: cream azn market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496352) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: sable effete voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496359) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: crusty library newt this isn't box but otherwise cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496400) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: dull genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500279) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM Author: Snowy boyish headpube windowlicker honored but this isn't my work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544177) Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM Author: costumed site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#44262399) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone menage knife I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496368) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM Author: cerebral stage tank oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496370) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496834) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: Citrine church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597571) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Lake deer antler volcanic crater agreed, best thread of 2014 already (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496380) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: sable effete voyeur Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496387) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: self-centered step-uncle's house milk Creampie pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496393) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496836) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: Lake deer antler volcanic crater Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496389) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: avocado whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496396) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: Transparent Racy Gunner Native ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496403) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: shimmering swollen sex offender death wish Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496405) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498779) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM Author: Slippery Tattoo Toilet Seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224039) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496820) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM Author: autistic address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498388) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: dull genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500288) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM Author: Transparent Racy Gunner Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500336) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM Author: Citrine church *Claps while holding onto pants with one hand* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597573) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM Author: Slate Gay Wizard Pervert lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497644) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: dashing trailer park amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498221) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM Author: glittery bull headed forum Holy shit, can't stop LOLing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498308) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: talented know-it-all business firm 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498537) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: yellow locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498899) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: dull genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500285) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: Citrine church OH GOD, OH- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597570) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM Author: Amethyst irradiated electric furnace OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA" http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2 So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt. But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496417) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone menage knife Not the point you turd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496425) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM Author: sable effete voyeur FUCKING DOOBS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496428) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM Author: Transparent Racy Gunner Native nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496433) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef Seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496829) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM Author: cerebral stage tank did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money. now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously? don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496456) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM Author: crusty library newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496469) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM Author: Passionate sick indirect expression parlour 180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496578) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM Author: lascivious canary school candlestick maker long overdue 180 to this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30156643) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496823) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496830) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM Author: Startling space dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496986) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM Author: Lilac Sound Barrier Multi-billionaire fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch imgur that shit now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496941) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM Author: sooty exhilarant affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496946) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM Author: Startling space dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496980) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM Author: pearl french sweet tailpipe liquid oxygen plz poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497016) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM Author: sooty exhilarant affirmative action must need fap soon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497019) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM Author: Confused brilliant property black woman co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497528) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted. This is his sister, after all. Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497569) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: Stimulating twinkling messiness principal's office short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497579) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM Author: Buck-toothed lodge somebody pls respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497908) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: glittery bull headed forum For the love of god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498321) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498565) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: Transparent Racy Gunner Native lol the loving detail that went into this description, man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499449) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM Author: Buck-toothed lodge you're a good dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499554) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM Author: Burgundy crackhouse I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff. But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically. And no Im not Box. I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine. What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it. My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497431) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM Author: shimmering swollen sex offender death wish good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497438) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM Author: Dark Wagecucks Jewess 180 this thread is delivering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497439) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM Author: Stirring Internet-worthy Hell I BELIEVE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497503) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM Author: avocado whorehouse describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497516) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM Author: Confused brilliant property black woman plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497530) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM Author: house-broken office love of her life 1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497534) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497552) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: glittery bull headed forum THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498331) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM Author: autistic address FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498430) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498913) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM Author: Transparent Racy Gunner Native lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499453) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM Author: Stimulating twinkling messiness principal's office OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497540) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (NOT a Lannister fan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497553) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM Author: ivory insanely creepy dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497700) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM Author: house-broken office love of her life poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497582) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM Author: plum thirsty location please delete. Let him write the story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497622) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM Author: Beady-eyed Low-t Place Of Business Generalized Bond lol at people ITT believing the OP well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497593) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497728) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM Author: Beady-eyed Low-t Place Of Business Generalized Bond never claimed to be a flame scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497740) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM Author: smoky chapel uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497597) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM Author: sienna field this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497652) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM Author: house-broken office love of her life (bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497663) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: apoplectic bbw (evan39) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497667) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: self-centered step-uncle's house milk you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497671) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM Author: sienna field it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497713) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: Comical Scourge Upon The Earth http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497668) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: plum thirsty location keeping it real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497677) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM Author: Confused brilliant property black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497688) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM Author: appetizing goal in life cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497706) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: Dun theatre brethren Amen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498325) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM Author: laughsome cruise ship organic girlfriend lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498476) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM Author: cowardly indian lodge pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499065) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: Transparent Racy Gunner Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499460) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: dull genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500290) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: Citrine church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597591) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM Author: Buck-toothed lodge i can't see how this could end badly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497721) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497726) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM Author: black exciting rehab mother it's fucking awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497737) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM Author: Buck-toothed lodge it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497757) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM Author: self-centered step-uncle's house milk " who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts" you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level. stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497797) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM Author: Buck-toothed lodge this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different. i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497811) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: self-centered step-uncle's house milk what makes you an expert on consensual incest? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497837) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM Author: Buck-toothed lodge i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497845) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: black exciting rehab mother i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497858) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM Author: Naked chad 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497907) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM Author: Buck-toothed lodge if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497915) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497941) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: Navy Incel Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498248) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM Author: black exciting rehab mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498525) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: Startling space dysfunction (Really gullible person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497839) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: Stimulating twinkling messiness principal's office On the other hand....YOLO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497848) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: black exciting rehab mother counterpoint: they should do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497854) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: Buck-toothed lodge fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497860) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497946) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: glittery bull headed forum We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498400) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM Author: house-broken office love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498967) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM Author: apoplectic bbw there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497745) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497936) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM Author: avocado whorehouse i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her. the baby? ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498296) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM Author: soggy very tactful hairy legs lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498311) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: tantric chestnut travel guidebook national underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499834) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM Author: Dead Becky Circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503001) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Citrine church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597595) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: wild flirting legal warrant filthpig itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498397) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498496) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: glittery bull headed forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498509) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM Author: wild flirting legal warrant filthpig hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498716) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498807) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: wild flirting legal warrant filthpig been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499051) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Citrine church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597598) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: Hyperventilating carnelian boistinker abode lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498543) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: Bearded son of senegal If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498514) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: Talking Concupiscible French Chef Can I please have my dildo back? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498540) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: Histrionic Brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498578) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM Author: Dark Wagecucks Jewess 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498661) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM Author: smoky chapel 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498671) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: Transparent Racy Gunner Native 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499459) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: cowardly indian lodge pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500671) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM Author: useless pink potus This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498688) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: Erotic Pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498802) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM Author: Transparent Racy Gunner Native that was a good thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499461) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM Author: Domesticated parlor factory reset button This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502266) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM Author: Burgundy crackhouse UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow. My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!" She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch. "Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me. I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc. She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit. And she ran off upstairs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498881) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM Author: Stimulating twinkling messiness principal's office Nicely slow-played, OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498888) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: cream azn market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498900) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498934) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM Author: Dark Wagecucks Jewess 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498939) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM Author: Stimulating twinkling messiness principal's office OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit? Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498993) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499009) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: Stimulating twinkling messiness principal's office I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499025) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499041) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM Author: Marvelous Faggot Firefighter Stag Film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499133) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author: fluffy mischievous plaza halford Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?" Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498943) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking. Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue. Me: ironclad logic You: not understanding teen girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498954) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM Author: house-broken office love of her life u sir are the stockton to OP's malone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498964) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM Author: shimmering swollen sex offender death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498972) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499028) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499030) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Citrine church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597618) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498980) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499002) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499021) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499033) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Citrine church Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597620) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: Marvelous Faggot Firefighter Stag Film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498987) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author: shimmering swollen sex offender death wish Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498944) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: sadistic community account "So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet. "Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging. "Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty. "Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced. "Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time." "Yeah." The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499013) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: shimmering swollen sex offender death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499040) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef Brother, it was like you were actually there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499061) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM Author: fluffy mischievous plaza halford gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499103) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM Author: sadistic community account Yessir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499123) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: avocado whorehouse Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had* Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world Sister: Best Christmas EVER. **background music begins** "The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499158) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: crusty library newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500183) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM Author: dull genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500296) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM Author: disgusting degenerate resort Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502147) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Citrine church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597630) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM Author: Dead Becky Circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503083) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Citrine church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597624) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499038) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499047) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM Author: thriller temple lol incestmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499073) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM Author: cowardly indian lodge pisswyrm Greatest flame thread in XO history? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499082) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499094) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499121) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499150) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499114) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: fluffy mischievous plaza halford TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499146) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499170) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM Author: Transparent Racy Gunner Native the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499473) Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: Citrine church JFC, that was a great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597635) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: smoky chapel op, does scott and his sister still live in your town? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499153) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: Misanthropic olive pocket flask heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499393) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM Author: emerald water buffalo How has no one reposted the pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499378) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM Author: Misanthropic olive pocket flask heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499404) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499411) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: cream azn market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499415) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499423) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Motley quadroon kitchen God fucking dammit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499439) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone menage knife What the fuck - it's doobs!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499422) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: thriller temple anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499445) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: Burgundy crackhouse UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors. My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier. If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499458) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM Author: Transparent Racy Gunner Native cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499480) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM Author: Marvelous Faggot Firefighter Stag Film lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499488) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: house-broken office love of her life Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked). We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499497) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499509) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: lavender pontificating haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499515) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM Author: overrated charismatic mexican mood Get help Doobs/Box (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499894) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM Author: Lilac Sound Barrier Multi-billionaire more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499911) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM Author: Lilac Sound Barrier Multi-billionaire motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trusted poster. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500590) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: Transparent Racy Gunner Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500635) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500601) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM Author: Transparent Racy Gunner Native iwanttobelieve.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500637) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM Author: titillating adulterous institution double fault http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500655) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM Author: fluffy mischievous plaza halford Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker? This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500653) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM Author: iridescent orchestra pit was the Lucio moniker doobs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500659) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: fluffy mischievous plaza halford That's what I thought (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500677) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM Author: greedy bat-shit-crazy gas station regret what lucio moniker? wat poast? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500874) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM Author: idiotic drunken police squad I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500694) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: fluffy mischievous plaza halford Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500720) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: Transparent Racy Gunner Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500722) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM Author: Marvelous Faggot Firefighter Stag Film The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros: "If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves." 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502410) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM Author: dull genital piercing ??? ! ??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502560) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED Give him some time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502780) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM Author:  amber more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502818) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM Author: talented know-it-all business firm Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502860) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502869) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM Author: talented know-it-all business firm K, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502872) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502874) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM Author: talented know-it-all business firm Double post, sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502895) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM Author: Burgundy crackhouse My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember. I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly. After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different." There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel." She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you". I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502885) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502889) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502913) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: Confused brilliant property black woman ...this is getting dark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502891) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM Author: Provocative alcoholic hospital right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503424) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502892) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: shimmering swollen sex offender death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502900) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM Author: Rebellious Boltzmann Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502973) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM Author: sadistic community account She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you". HOLY SHIT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502982) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM Author: plum thirsty location please proceed. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503006) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM Author: Brass multi-colored university new version Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503048) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM Author: Buck-toothed lodge yeah, and after everyone warned him!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503061) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM Author: apoplectic bbw she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503059) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM Author: Dead Becky Circlehead please continue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503097) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: black exciting rehab mother "I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." pretty sure that's rape bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503240) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM Author: sadistic community account "I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace." TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503578) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM Author: bat shit crazy roommate I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503004) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (Lannister Fan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503024) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503027) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: self-centered step-uncle's house milk go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503206) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503209) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction link for research poirposes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503213) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM Author: Bronze athletic conference UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503105) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM Author: Burgundy crackhouse (guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) fuck off if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503109) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: Bronze athletic conference (guy taking his flame way too seriously) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503123) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: Burgundy crackhouse sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503129) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM Author: Lake deer antler volcanic crater WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503270) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: bat shit crazy roommate I don't know what to think anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503126) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM Author: avocado whorehouse ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503133) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM Author: bat shit crazy roommate Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503116) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: Bronze athletic conference To get the deets on the Columbus day thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503132) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM Author: cowardly indian lodge pisswyrm And scene. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503117) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: avocado whorehouse nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503131) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: cowardly indian lodge pisswyrm Wait, you're not OP? Dick move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503138) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: cowardly indian lodge pisswyrm This post is NON-CANNON (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503141) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: Bronze athletic conference It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503148) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503185) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: Beady-eyed Low-t Place Of Business Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503203) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: cowardly indian lodge pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503266) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503160) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM Author: greedy bat-shit-crazy gas station regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503537) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: Buck-toothed lodge real update, plz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503170) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM Author:  beta queen of the night Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503323) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503473) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef Post 600! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503478) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM Author: Fuchsia foreskin you guys realize this is all flame, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503875) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM Author: free-loading frum locale cuckoldry they wall want to fuck their sisters tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503879) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM Author: Trip Orange Faggotry Boiling Water You don't? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503892) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504317) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: Burgundy crackhouse FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta. And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car. She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her. I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at. So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight. I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days. We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves. At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me. The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach. I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake. But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him. So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world." Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on. http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504154) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM Author: sadistic community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504162) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504166) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: wild flirting legal warrant filthpig youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504180) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504182) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM Author: wild flirting legal warrant filthpig that stupid shit screamed tbf to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504184) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Out-of-control swashbuckling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504265) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Amethyst irradiated electric furnace cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504204) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: wild flirting legal warrant filthpig also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504210) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: idiotic drunken police squad Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504215) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: wild flirting legal warrant filthpig sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504218) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: Amethyst irradiated electric furnace def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504216) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM Author: self-centered step-uncle's house milk this ending isn't very satisfying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504189) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: cream azn market cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504201) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Demanding vigorous national security agency personal credit line it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames. it reminded me of this: It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504269) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM Author: Domesticated parlor factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504300) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: Claret Pungent Alpha Idea He Suggested gross man thats ur sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504212) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM Author: avocado whorehouse did u fuck or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504256) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504312) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction 180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504325) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504336) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM Author: umber territorial dingle berry 120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504346) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM Author: ultramarine hall rigor OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504398) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: Stimulating twinkling messiness principal's office The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504436) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM Author: bat shit crazy roommate Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due. A true 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504579) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM Author: odious ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224043) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM Author: Saffron Keepsake Machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330102) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM Author: cowardly indian lodge pisswyrm I like it. Good luck brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504689) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: Bearded son of senegal You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505288) Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM Author: dull genital piercing This is a great guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26512423) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: talented know-it-all business firm 180, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505357) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM Author: disturbing hominid brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505500) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM Author: Garnet mental disorder background story 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586951) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM Author: White Legend This conclusion has aged surprisingly well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767945) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM Author: odious ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990661) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM Author: insecure mustard skinny woman Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254552) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM Author: anal corn cake i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love. if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net. the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504444) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM Author: Erotic Pistol "A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504594) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM Author: idiotic drunken police squad Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504668) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: Demanding vigorous national security agency personal credit line love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504683) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM Author: Snowy boyish headpube windowlicker titc analysis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544302) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM Author: odious ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990680) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM Author: Flatulent fragrant codepig well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505321) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Confused brilliant property black woman A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507722) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM Author: Bateful crystalline stage dog poop OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507734) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM Author: Talking Concupiscible French Chef Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507746) Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM Author: Bateful crystalline stage dog poop ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26508482) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Fighting Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597580) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM Author: bat shit crazy roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870960) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: house-broken office love of her life The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870979) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM Author: titillating adulterous institution double fault no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870989) Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM Author: Startling space dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27637414) Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM Author: Erotic Pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27669956) Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM Author: Abusive coffee pot international law enforcement agency http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27737048) Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM Author: Scarlet razzmatazz dopamine shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27910458) Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM Author: Ebony Reading Party Famous Landscape Painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28043046) Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM Author: house-broken office love of her life Not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28575862) Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM Author: Indigo jew update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28910271) Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM Author: Outnumbered rambunctious yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28945152) Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM Author: bat shit crazy roommate How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28945193) Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM Author: aqua impertinent really tough guy theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28951145) Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM Author:  Flesh Sneaky Criminal Columbus day bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28952263) Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM Author: Provocative alcoholic hospital bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29223927) Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM Author: honey-headed patrolman HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29251784) Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29447209) Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM Author: Startling space dysfunction Much better sistr thrras (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29460236) Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM Author: Ebony Reading Party Famous Landscape Painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30027707) Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM Author: Cobalt wrinkle immigrant the beginning of the degenerate era (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30027721) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM Author: Big-titted Mediation Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30156360) Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM Author: Massive carmine spot mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804651) Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM Author:  insane nowag PotY 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804670) Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM Author: Bateful crystalline stage dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31238170) Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM Author: Brindle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31240080) Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM Author: Startling space dysfunction god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31240111) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: Hideous Feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398074) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: startled glassy cuckold cumskin fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398080) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM Author: Awkward antidepressant drug I;ve been here too long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398112) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM Author: startled glassy cuckold cumskin this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398118) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM Author: Hideous Feces reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398121) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM Author: Citrine church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398922) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM Author: Hideous Feces so who was the author, TBF? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398132) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM Author: chest-beating Game of "" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398927) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM Author: Hideous Feces i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398967) Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM Author:  ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31401436) Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM Author: Brindle the author is definitely tbtp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31401520) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM Author: Outnumbered rambunctious yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586812) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM Author: Maroon psychic The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586925) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM Author: Demanding vigorous national security agency personal credit line did they have a midget sibling, too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767975) Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM Author: flushed aggressive internal respiration :-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31591197) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction still GOAT POTUS thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767987) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM Author: flushed aggressive internal respiration The POTUS of XODUS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31768006) Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM Author:  grizzly cuck you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31771970) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: odious ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990701) Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM Author: Domesticated parlor factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31961309) Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32343499) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM Author: mahogany zombie-like toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545952) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM Author: Domesticated parlor factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545957) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM Author: flushed aggressive internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545995) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM Author: Medicated Twinkling Uncleanness Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32546004) Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM Author: flushed aggressive internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32546783) Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM Author: flushed aggressive internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32547714) Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM Author:  grizzly cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32548870) Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: flushed aggressive internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32573656) Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM Author:  Gaming Laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#33664076) Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM Author:  alcoholic trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34062570) Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM Author: Hilarious San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34116947) Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM Author:  fortuitous meteor how has this not been bumped yet today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34401929) Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM Author: Medicated Twinkling Uncleanness I can never remember the title keywords ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34401973) Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM Author: thriller temple Columbus Day BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34404981) Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM Author: ruddy There should be a Christmas episode of this story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34949769) Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM Author: buff therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35093674) Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM Author:  trump supporter Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35093676) Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM Author:  ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35338428) Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM Author: dashing trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36233122) Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM Author:  grizzly cuck pre-columbus day bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36976356) Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM Author: Hilarious 4 year bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36989761) Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM Author: chrome telephone Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36989822) Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM Author: Cracking copper senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#37046584) Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM Author: nighttime gold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38256413) Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM Author: costumed site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38257003) Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM Author: idiotic drunken police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38974406) Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM Author: Startling space dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40152879) Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM Author: well-lubricated irate useless brakes puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40510638) Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM Author:  friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40518112) Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM Author: idiotic drunken police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40582879) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM Author: primrose karate nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084600) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM Author: Sapphire Happy early Columbus Day to you too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084634) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM Author: Maize where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084602) Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM Author: lime people who are hurt TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41963692) Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM Author: chrome telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43244384) Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM Author: Chartreuse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41963677) Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM Author: idiotic drunken police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254123) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM Author: Heady house juggernaut So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254567) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM Author: chocolate balding The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254662) Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM Author: chocolate balding Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254899) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: chrome telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297237) Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM Author: Haunting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43544409) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author: Slap-happy bright (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297068) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author: Silver fuck we missed Columbus Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297072) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: startled glassy cuckold cumskin Man this makes me feel old (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297247) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM Author: mauve Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45309119) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM Author: Haunting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45309181) Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM Author: Trust If Aryan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49346769) Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM Author: Haunting One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45536449) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM Author: lavender pontificating haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276193) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM Author:  misunderstood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276167) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM Author: Khaki Time flies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276172) Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM Author:  Flesh Sneaky Criminal This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276492) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM Author: Slap-happy bright (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905907) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM Author: Silver best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905917) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM Author: Massive carmine spot mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330100) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM Author:  abnormal My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905960) Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM Author:  grizzly cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46911844) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM Author: kink-friendly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962930) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM Author:  grizzly cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962948) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM Author: flushed aggressive internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962972) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM Author: High-end DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962933) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM Author: Haunting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962936) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM Author: chrome telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46963013) Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM Author: vengeful fear-inspiring (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48193545) Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM Author: jet mildly autistic I was thinking about this thread earlier today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48193551) Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM Author: Burgundy crackhouse I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48194098) Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM Author: lavender pontificating haunted graveyard good work, i remember this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48194099) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: Saffron Keepsake Machete Almost that time of year again ⛵️ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330062) Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!----------- This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49346566)