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HOW much younger
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11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
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Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
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not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
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?
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imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
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bump for columbus day
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He speaks for all of us
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Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
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Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
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180
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180
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180^180
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what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
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how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
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"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
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seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
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second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
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No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
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describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
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i have no recollection of posting in this thread
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OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
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?
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it's a serious issue bro
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(xo 2014)
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or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
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a damning indictment.
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180
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if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
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cr. swiping overrides biology
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Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
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Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
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1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
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And 10/10 xo women
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Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
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Titcr Occam's razor bro
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It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
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exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
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message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
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UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
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lol
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180
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lmao
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tyft
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Lol
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This is good.
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180 billion
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well. fucking. played.
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very well executed, flame or not
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180 this is great
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The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
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yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
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Stfu we need this, badly.
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(no fun guy)
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(Guy who needs to STFU)
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Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
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UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
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oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
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brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
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u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
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titcr
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why is she nervous?
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this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
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Looks like a double date to me.
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The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
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Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
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Post a pic of sis
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fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
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nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
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yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
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MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
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I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
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"MUCH more likely" tyft
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well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
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nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
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box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
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underrated suggestion
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selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
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This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
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There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
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ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
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DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
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i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
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I've literally never been more excited in my life.
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1800000000
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I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
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life is hard as shit they should fuck
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I really like this as just a general motto.
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You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
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Loling hard
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Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
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homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
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can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
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...
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there's prime real estate for sale further up.
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UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
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backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
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fuckk me
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you have to fuck her now, it's done
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i know u IRL
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god's work, friend OP- dem titties
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...
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unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
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  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
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WTF NOOOOOO
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
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fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
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Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
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...
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multiple lols from reading this thread
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discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
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i could see it
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
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*ZOZO
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...
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OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
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  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
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gunna need to see that pic again
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WTF?
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UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
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listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
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...
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120
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post the pic again
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...
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Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
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...
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Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
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Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
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TY, brother. That was deep.
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Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
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...
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180 thread have a great weekend bro
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UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
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  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
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This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
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...
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so rong, so rite
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take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
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What's for dinner?
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Jack off in the shampoo bottle
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Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
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  10/10/14
180
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Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
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  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
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  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
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  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
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...
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why would u go to jail bro
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even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
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She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
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wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
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This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
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it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
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UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
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*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
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Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
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And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
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omg
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wtfffff, this cannot be real
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HAHAHAHAHA
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honored but this isn't my work
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...
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  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
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Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
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Creampie pics
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...
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Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
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...
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Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
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ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
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*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
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lmfao
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amazing
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180
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...
lascivious chrome factory reset button sandwich
  10/11/14
...
Comical hell
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
blathering step-uncle's house
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Swollen codepig skinny woman
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
glittery silver station
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Internet-worthy site water buffalo
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
anal big jap pit
  10/11/14
Seriously.
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Arousing Resort Goyim
  10/11/14
...
electric drab doctorate
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Walnut range
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
poppy house
  03/28/16
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
...
hyperventilating talented stock car
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
excitant volcanic crater center
  10/11/14
...
Orange really tough guy
  10/11/14
...
hyperventilating talented stock car
  10/11/14
plz poast
Bonkers clear theatre
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
Orange really tough guy
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
insanely creepy hall
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
tantric beady-eyed home dopamine
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Titillating lavender crackhouse rigpig
  10/11/14
For the love of god
flirting canary circlehead kitchen
  10/11/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
anal big jap pit
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Titillating lavender crackhouse rigpig
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
contagious bull headed sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Gold swashbuckling shrine international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
awkward iridescent hairy legs ape
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
Mahogany Sickened Whorehouse
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Tan galvanic kitty cat orchestra pit
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
insanely creepy hall
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Navy Property
  10/11/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
flirting canary circlehead kitchen
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
honey-headed 180 stead
  10/11/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
lol 180
anal big jap pit
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
tantric beady-eyed home dopamine
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
...
maize black woman
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Navy Property
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
heady windowlicker cuckold
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Trip Jade Boiling Water
  10/11/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Trip Jade Boiling Water
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
buff curious meetinghouse
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
wine greedy abode genital piercing
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Navy Property
  10/11/14
(evan39)
chestnut hissy fit principal's office
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Coral state
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
wine greedy abode genital piercing
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
chocolate startling boltzmann
  10/11/14
keeping it real
heady windowlicker cuckold
  10/11/14
...
insanely creepy hall
  10/11/14
cr
Vivacious copper preventive strike becky
  10/11/14
Amen.
elite parlor
  10/11/14
lol cr
underhanded irradiated toaster gaming laptop
  10/11/14
...
racy kitty temple
  10/11/14
...
anal big jap pit
  10/11/14
...
Comical hell
  10/11/14
...
blathering step-uncle's house
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Titillating lavender crackhouse rigpig
  10/11/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
disrespectful diverse lodge associate
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Titillating lavender crackhouse rigpig
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Coral state
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Titillating lavender crackhouse rigpig
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Coral state
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Titillating lavender crackhouse rigpig
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
disrespectful diverse lodge associate
  10/11/14
180
Embarrassed to the bone new version
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Titillating lavender crackhouse rigpig
  10/11/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
red sanctuary jew
  10/11/14
...
disrespectful diverse lodge associate
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
hyperventilating talented stock car
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
tantric beady-eyed home dopamine
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
disrespectful diverse lodge associate
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Titillating lavender crackhouse rigpig
  10/11/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
flirting canary circlehead kitchen
  10/11/14
...
Navy Property
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
chestnut hissy fit principal's office
  10/11/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
Tan galvanic kitty cat orchestra pit
  10/11/14
lol
emerald deer antler
  10/11/14
underrated
violet wrinkle school
  10/11/14
...
Lilac mexican degenerate
  10/12/14
...
blathering step-uncle's house
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
abusive laser beams cumskin
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
...
flirting canary circlehead kitchen
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
abusive laser beams cumskin
  10/11/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
abusive laser beams cumskin
  10/11/14
...
blathering step-uncle's house
  10/27/14
lol
sepia gas station haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Appetizing Space Immigrant
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
puce indirect expression
  10/11/14
...
peach hospital
  10/11/14
180
awkward iridescent hairy legs ape
  10/11/14
180
buff curious meetinghouse
  10/11/14
180
anal big jap pit
  10/11/14
...
racy kitty temple
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
chad queen of the night
  10/11/14
...
Territorial hominid
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
anal big jap pit
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
razzle national blood rage
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
contagious bull headed sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
tantric beady-eyed home dopamine
  10/11/14
...
demanding sex offender area
  10/11/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
180
awkward iridescent hairy legs ape
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
tantric beady-eyed home dopamine
  10/11/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
tantric beady-eyed home dopamine
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Ruddy rebellious private investor native
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
violent fortuitous meteor dragon
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Navy Property
  10/11/14
...
Gold swashbuckling shrine international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
...
hyperventilating talented stock car
  10/11/14
...
blathering step-uncle's house
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
hyperventilating talented stock car
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
hyperventilating talented stock car
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
Go on...
blathering step-uncle's house
  10/27/14
...
Ruddy rebellious private investor native
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Gold swashbuckling shrine international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Citrine Clown Shitlib
  10/11/14
...
Gold swashbuckling shrine international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
violent fortuitous meteor dragon
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Citrine Clown Shitlib
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Tan galvanic kitty cat orchestra pit
  10/11/14
...
electric drab doctorate
  10/11/14
...
Comical hell
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
stage generalized bond
  10/12/14
...
blathering step-uncle's house
  10/27/14
...
Lilac mexican degenerate
  10/12/14
...
blathering step-uncle's house
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
hyperventilating talented stock car
  10/11/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Slate church building regret
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
racy kitty temple
  10/11/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
hyperventilating talented stock car
  10/11/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
hyperventilating talented stock car
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
violent fortuitous meteor dragon
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
hyperventilating talented stock car
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
anal big jap pit
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
blathering step-uncle's house
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
buff curious meetinghouse
  10/11/14
...
effete foreskin
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
carnelian main people pocket flask
  10/11/14
...
effete foreskin
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
hyperventilating talented stock car
  10/11/14
...
demanding sex offender area
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
hyperventilating talented stock car
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
bateful dull famous landscape painting travel guidebook
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
glittery silver station
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Slate church building regret
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
contagious bull headed sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
anal big jap pit
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Ruddy rebellious private investor native
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Navy Property
  10/11/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
...
Stirring keepsake machete business firm
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Khaki Crawly Headpube Boistinker
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
excitant volcanic crater center
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
excitant volcanic crater center
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
contagious bull headed sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
electric furnace crotch
  10/11/14
...
Dun concupiscible internal respiration garrison
  10/11/14
...
Comical hell
  10/11/14
Oh my
Gold swashbuckling shrine international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
omg
smoky messiness indian lodge
  10/11/14
...
Love Of Her Life
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
anal big jap pit
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
tantric beady-eyed home dopamine
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Gold swashbuckling shrine international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
...
Comical hell
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
dashing parlour bbw
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
smoky messiness indian lodge
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
chartreuse quadroon
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
filthy
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
blue drunken pozpig azn
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
electric furnace crotch
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
fuchsia faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Fishy Coffee Pot Party Of The First Part
  10/11/14
...
abusive laser beams cumskin
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
...
slimy passionate senate striped hyena
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Nudist Casino
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
aggressive trust fund
  10/11/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
...
racy kitty temple
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
razzmatazz legal warrant digit ratio
  10/11/14
wtf
pale toilet seat
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
fantasy-prone jewess
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Fishy Coffee Pot Party Of The First Part
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
fantasy-prone jewess
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
puce indirect expression
  10/11/14
...
anal big jap pit
  10/11/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
anal big jap pit
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
blue drunken pozpig azn
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
violent fortuitous meteor dragon
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
saffron box office
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
violent fortuitous meteor dragon
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Fishy Coffee Pot Party Of The First Part
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
chartreuse quadroon
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
violent fortuitous meteor dragon
  10/11/14
...
anal big jap pit
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Ruddy rebellious private investor native
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
chartreuse quadroon
  10/11/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
...
hyperventilating talented stock car
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
puce indirect expression
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
...
anal big jap pit
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
black candlestick maker
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
Shimmering out-of-control pisswyrm
  11/21/15
...
Citrine Clown Shitlib
  10/11/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
gtfo
insanely creepy hall
  10/12/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
Zippy yellow round eye
  10/11/14
Holy shit
glittery silver station
  10/11/14
?
Misanthropic razzle-dazzle trump supporter den
  10/11/14
...
Nighttime narrow-minded
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
doobsian gaping
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
chestnut hissy fit principal's office
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
doobsian gaping
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
smoky messiness indian lodge
  10/11/14
...
Nighttime narrow-minded
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
pea-brained green sweet tailpipe mental disorder
  10/11/14
lol
anal big jap pit
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
racy kitty temple
  10/12/14
180
Fluffy
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
contagious bull headed sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
120
Cordovan tank
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Gold swashbuckling shrine international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
racy kitty temple
  10/11/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
racy kitty temple
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Navy Property
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
scarlet fanboi yarmulke
  10/12/14
...
Internet-worthy site water buffalo
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
White half-breed
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
disrespectful diverse lodge associate
  10/12/14
...
excitant volcanic crater center
  12/06/14
...
Internet-worthy site water buffalo
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
cheese-eating maniacal legend
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
Violent primrose prole
  10/12/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
contagious bull headed sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
Well!?
bateful dull famous landscape painting travel guidebook
  10/12/14
...
Internet-worthy site water buffalo
  10/12/14
plz respond
disrespectful diverse lodge associate
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
mentally impaired ticket booth
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
electric drab doctorate
  10/12/14
Well?
Nudist Casino
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
Cerise Rigor
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Misanthropic razzle-dazzle trump supporter den
  10/12/14
180000000
awkward iridescent hairy legs ape
  10/12/14
??
mustard unhinged friendly grandma mediation
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Comical hell
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
stimulating piazza
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
dashing parlour bbw
  10/12/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/12/14
K, ty.
dashing parlour bbw
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
stimulating piazza
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
dashing parlour bbw
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
contagious bull headed sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/12/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
insanely creepy hall
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Misanthropic razzle-dazzle trump supporter den
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
stimulating piazza
  10/12/14
...
Gold swashbuckling shrine international law enforcement agency
  10/12/14
...
fuchsia faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Citrine Clown Shitlib
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
heady windowlicker cuckold
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
White half-breed
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Titillating lavender crackhouse rigpig
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
chestnut hissy fit principal's office
  10/12/14
please continue
Lilac mexican degenerate
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
disrespectful diverse lodge associate
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Citrine Clown Shitlib
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
pearl old irish cottage
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
stimulating piazza
  10/12/14
...
hyperventilating talented stock car
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Coral state
  10/12/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
hyperventilating talented stock car
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
dead
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
contagious bull headed sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
dead
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
contagious bull headed sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
brilliant mind-boggling market affirmative action
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
pearl old irish cottage
  10/12/14
ty
Tan galvanic kitty cat orchestra pit
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
pearl old irish cottage
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
dead
  10/12/14
And scene.
racy kitty temple
  10/12/14
nigger
Tan galvanic kitty cat orchestra pit
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
racy kitty temple
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
racy kitty temple
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
dead
  10/12/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/12/14
...
Trip Jade Boiling Water
  10/12/14
...
racy kitty temple
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
stimulating piazza
  10/12/14
...
Fishy Coffee Pot Party Of The First Part
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Titillating lavender crackhouse rigpig
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
  10/12/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/12/14
Post 600!
stimulating piazza
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
mood
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
pale toilet seat
  10/12/14
You don't?
aphrodisiac theater
  10/12/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
contagious bull headed sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
...
Citrine Clown Shitlib
  10/12/14
wtf
hyperventilating talented stock car
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
abusive laser beams cumskin
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
hyperventilating talented stock car
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
abusive laser beams cumskin
  10/12/14
...
scarlet fanboi yarmulke
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Swollen codepig skinny woman
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
abusive laser beams cumskin
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
chartreuse quadroon
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
abusive laser beams cumskin
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Swollen codepig skinny woman
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Coral state
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
demanding sex offender area
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Adventurous National Security Agency Newt
  10/12/14
...
razzle national blood rage
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
dark provocative stage
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Tan galvanic kitty cat orchestra pit
  10/12/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
hyperventilating talented stock car
  10/12/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
black candlestick maker
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
aggressive trust fund
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
tantric beady-eyed home dopamine
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
pearl old irish cottage
  10/12/14
...
Shimmering out-of-control pisswyrm
  11/21/15
...
Lemon coiffed puppy
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
racy kitty temple
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Appetizing Space Immigrant
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Comical hell
  10/13/14
180, ty.
dashing parlour bbw
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
Mischievous
  10/12/14
180
at-the-ready idea he suggested
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
Garnet
  10/31/16
...
Shimmering out-of-control pisswyrm
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Hilarious liquid oxygen
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
avocado dingle berry tattoo
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Territorial hominid
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
chartreuse quadroon
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Adventurous National Security Agency Newt
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Zombie-like Organic Girlfriend
  10/18/14
...
Shimmering out-of-control pisswyrm
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Nudist Casino
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
insanely creepy hall
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
slimy passionate senate striped hyena
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
puce indirect expression
  10/13/14
?
slimy passionate senate striped hyena
  10/13/14
...
stimulating piazza
  10/27/14
...
pearl old irish cottage
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Navy Property
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
blue drunken pozpig azn
  12/06/14
...
hyperventilating talented stock car
  04/07/15
...
Territorial hominid
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
grizzly coldplay fan
  04/22/15
...
mustard unhinged friendly grandma mediation
  05/17/15
...
painfully honest personal credit line ladyboy
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Navy Property
  08/18/15
update?
Tripping Useless Brakes
  10/06/15
...
cuckoldry
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
pearl old irish cottage
  10/11/15
...
smoky messiness indian lodge
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
sable ceo
  10/12/15
bump
Misanthropic razzle-dazzle trump supporter den
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
ungodly
  11/25/15
...
hyperventilating talented stock car
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
hyperventilating talented stock car
  12/27/15
...
painfully honest personal credit line ladyboy
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Snowy incel
  03/10/16
...
vengeful school cafeteria hunting ground
  03/28/16
...
Cerebral Overrated Trailer Park Lettuce
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
sooty ratface
  06/27/16
...
slimy passionate senate striped hyena
  08/21/16
...
Hideous
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
hyperventilating talented stock car
  08/22/16
...
orchid
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
unholy philosopher-king
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
harsh cocky filthpig
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
unholy philosopher-king
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
orchid
  09/13/16
...
blathering step-uncle's house
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
orchid
  09/13/16
Game of ""
deranged karate
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
orchid
  09/13/16
...
Gay submissive
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
Hideous
  09/13/16
...
cuckoldry
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
maroon cruise ship
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Adventurous National Security Agency Newt
  10/31/16
:-)
rusted reading party
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
hyperventilating talented stock car
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
rusted reading party
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
learning disabled goal in life
  10/31/16
...
Shimmering out-of-control pisswyrm
  10/09/18
...
razzle national blood rage
  11/21/16
...
hyperventilating talented stock car
  01/10/17
...
Ultramarine
  02/04/17
...
razzle national blood rage
  02/04/17
...
rusted reading party
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Topaz confused faggotry
  02/04/17
...
rusted reading party
  02/04/17
...
rusted reading party
  02/04/17
...
learning disabled goal in life
  02/05/17
...
rusted reading party
  02/08/17
...
roast beef
  06/28/17
...
aqua dog poop
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
Massive ebony place of business
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Macaca
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Topaz confused faggotry
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Slate church building regret
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
ruby
  12/18/17
...
house-broken
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
translucent mother
  01/06/18
...
Gay submissive
  02/06/18
...
self-centered lay
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
learning disabled goal in life
  10/06/18
4 year bump
Massive ebony place of business
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Henna Pistol
  10/09/18
...
sapphire soul-stirring pervert
  10/17/18
...
Sadistic magenta brethren
  05/19/19
...
bearded son of senegal
  05/19/19
...
chartreuse quadroon
  10/14/19
...
hyperventilating talented stock car
  05/05/20
...
azure
  06/28/20
...
slap-happy mad cow disease
  06/29/20
...
chartreuse quadroon
  07/10/20
...
Chest-beating Marketing Idea Knife
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
self-absorbed twinkling uncleanness
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
death wish
  10/10/20
TITCR
Indigo medicated community account telephone
  02/17/21
...
Henna Pistol
  10/08/21
...
jet masturbator background story
  02/17/21
...
chartreuse quadroon
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
multi-colored bawdyhouse french chef
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
bipolar
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
bipolar
  10/11/21
...
Henna Pistol
  10/07/22
...
  12/02/21
...
Amber antidepressant drug
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
unholy philosopher-king
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Obsidian
  10/10/22
...
  10/10/22
...
Irate sinister
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
  11/23/22
...
Stirring keepsake machete business firm
  05/06/23
...
cream
  05/06/23
Time flies
cyan
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
sable ceo
  05/06/23
...
Amber antidepressant drug
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
  10/09/23
...
Cerebral Overrated Trailer Park Lettuce
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
Aquamarine
  10/09/23
...
learning disabled goal in life
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
autistic
  10/20/23
...
learning disabled goal in life
  10/20/23
...
rusted reading party
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
turquoise
  10/20/23
...
  10/20/23
...
Henna Pistol
  10/20/23
...
transparent hyperactive
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
flushed
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
contagious bull headed sneaky criminal
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Stirring keepsake machete business firm
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
Lemon coiffed puppy
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
bipolar
  10/13/25
...
Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century
  12/23/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: dashing parlour bbw



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: buff curious meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: thriller abnormal therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: pink spot voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: light bearded scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: spruce church juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: buff curious meetinghouse

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: duck-like fighting dysfunction nowag

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Free-loading cobalt fat ankles gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: light bearded scourge upon the earth

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Free-loading cobalt fat ankles gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: anal big jap pit

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: maroon cruise ship

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: duck-like fighting dysfunction nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Laughsome shivering tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: blathering step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: mustard unhinged friendly grandma mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Navy Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser crimson brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: racy kitty temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: mauve point people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Zombie-like Organic Girlfriend

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Tan galvanic kitty cat orchestra pit

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Cerebral Overrated Trailer Park Lettuce

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Flesh French Institution Feces



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: blathering step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Coral state

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Burgundy cruel-hearted university

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: demanding sex offender area

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Burgundy cruel-hearted university

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Odious sound barrier address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Motley Base Weed Whacker

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: razzle national blood rage

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Bronze Rehab Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: vigorous ocher locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Cordovan tank

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: buff curious meetinghouse

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: blathering step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Comical hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Gold swashbuckling shrine international law enforcement agency

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: vibrant yapping wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: duck-like fighting dysfunction nowag

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Purple high-end idiot forum

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: tantric beady-eyed home dopamine

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Bisexual mildly autistic persian

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: anal big jap pit

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Glassy boyish field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: lascivious chrome factory reset button sandwich

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theater

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Bisexual mildly autistic persian

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: anal big jap pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: poppy house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring pervert

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Laughsome shivering tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: buff curious meetinghouse

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: lascivious chrome factory reset button sandwich

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: dashing parlour bbw

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: anal big jap pit

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: demanding sex offender area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Marvelous Apoplectic Selfie

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: fragrant carmine set cuck

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: underhanded irradiated toaster gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Chest-beating Marketing Idea Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: blue drunken pozpig azn

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Tan galvanic kitty cat orchestra pit

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Tan galvanic kitty cat orchestra pit

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Charismatic disturbing police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: demanding sex offender area

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: mentally impaired ticket booth

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: demanding sex offender area

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Dun concupiscible internal respiration garrison

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Adventurous National Security Agency Newt

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz legal warrant digit ratio

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Histrionic milky potus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: supple psychic

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: demanding sex offender area

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Comical hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: vibrant yapping wagecucks

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: vibrant yapping wagecucks

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: supple psychic

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: lascivious chrome factory reset button sandwich

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Navy Property

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: stimulating piazza

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Navy Property

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: stimulating piazza

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: insanely creepy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: thriller abnormal therapy

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: thriller abnormal therapy

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: blathering step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: thriller abnormal therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: aromatic mint office double fault

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: dashing parlour bbw

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: demanding sex offender area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: mustard unhinged friendly grandma mediation

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: stimulating piazza

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: bateful dull famous landscape painting travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: flirting canary circlehead kitchen

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: supple psychic

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: anal big jap pit

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: White half-breed

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Comical hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Olive roommate elastic band

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Laughsome shivering tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: floppy turdskin chapel

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Low-t corner

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Navy Property

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: wonderful thirsty library stain

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: vengeful school cafeteria hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Lime twisted nibblets

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Misanthropic razzle-dazzle trump supporter den

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Lime twisted nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: blathering step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: anal big jap pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: violet wrinkle school

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Stirring keepsake machete business firm

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Tan galvanic kitty cat orchestra pit

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: flirting canary circlehead kitchen

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Lime twisted nibblets

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: flirting canary circlehead kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: dashing parlour bbw

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Laughsome shivering tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: thriller abnormal therapy

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: abusive laser beams cumskin

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Adventurous National Security Agency Newt

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: multi-colored bawdyhouse french chef

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: dashing parlour bbw

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Gold swashbuckling shrine international law enforcement agency

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: violet wrinkle school

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: stimulating piazza

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: flirting canary circlehead kitchen

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: racy kitty temple

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: violet wrinkle school

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: racy kitty temple

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Ruddy rebellious private investor native

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Titillating lavender crackhouse rigpig

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: dark provocative stage

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: bistre jet-lagged public bath mad-dog skullcap

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: stimulating piazza

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: thriller abnormal therapy

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Misanthropic razzle-dazzle trump supporter den

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: thriller abnormal therapy

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: lascivious chrome factory reset button sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Lime twisted nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Navy Property

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: disrespectful diverse lodge associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: slimy passionate senate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: chestnut hissy fit principal's office

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: demanding sex offender area

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: disrespectful diverse lodge associate

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: dashing parlour bbw

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Comical hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: demanding sex offender area

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: flirting canary circlehead kitchen

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: stimulating piazza

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: insanely creepy hall

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: crystalline corn cake

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: dark provocative stage

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: demanding sex offender area

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: demanding sex offender area

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Tan galvanic kitty cat orchestra pit

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: thriller abnormal therapy

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Coral state

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Lime twisted nibblets

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: vermilion stag film

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Dun concupiscible internal respiration garrison

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: insanely creepy hall

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: dashing parlour bbw

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: White half-breed

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Tan galvanic kitty cat orchestra pit

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Tan galvanic kitty cat orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: supple psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: demanding sex offender area

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: metal gaped halford

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Comical hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Umber dilemma

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Appetizing Space Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: thriller abnormal therapy

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: alcoholic milk plaza

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: exhilarant menage gunner

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: mustard unhinged friendly grandma mediation

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: mustard unhinged friendly grandma mediation

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: demanding sex offender area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: chestnut hissy fit principal's office

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Dun concupiscible internal respiration garrison

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: flirting canary circlehead kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: stimulating piazza

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: thriller abnormal therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Navy Property

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Gold swashbuckling shrine international law enforcement agency

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: stimulating piazza

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Gold swashbuckling shrine international law enforcement agency

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: plum multi-billionaire giraffe

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Adventurous National Security Agency Newt

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Bisexual mildly autistic persian

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: honey-headed 180 stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Spectacular brindle patrolman heaven

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: demanding sex offender area

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: flirting canary circlehead kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: kink-friendly nursing home depressive

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: demanding sex offender area

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: flirting canary circlehead kitchen

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Hairless Cracking Location

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Gold swashbuckling shrine international law enforcement agency

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: blue drunken pozpig azn

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: saffron box office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Nudist Casino

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Comical hell

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Coral state

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: blue drunken pozpig azn

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Comical hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Pungent Exciting Athletic Conference Locus

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: dashing parlour bbw

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Comical hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Spectacular brindle patrolman heaven

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Fishy Coffee Pot Party Of The First Part

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Bespoke Theater Stage Alpha

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Coral state

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Slate church building regret

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Internet-worthy site water buffalo

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Appetizing Space Immigrant

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: demanding sex offender area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Internet-worthy site water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: electric drab doctorate

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Comical hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Zombie-like Organic Girlfriend

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: bearded son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: glittery silver station

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Arousing Resort Goyim

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: blathering step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: brilliant mind-boggling market affirmative action

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Internet-worthy site water buffalo

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Coral state

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: brilliant mind-boggling market affirmative action

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Tan galvanic kitty cat orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: anal big jap pit

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Gold swashbuckling shrine international law enforcement agency

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Marvelous Apoplectic Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: stimulating piazza

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: honey-headed 180 stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Comical hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: anal big jap pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: blathering step-uncle's house

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Purple high-end idiot forum

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: self-centered lay

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: flirting canary circlehead kitchen

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: dashing parlour bbw

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: lascivious chrome factory reset button sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Comical hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: blathering step-uncle's house

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Swollen codepig skinny woman

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: glittery silver station

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Internet-worthy site water buffalo

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: anal big jap pit

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: stimulating piazza

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Arousing Resort Goyim

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: electric drab doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Walnut range

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: poppy house

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: excitant volcanic crater center

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Orange really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Bonkers clear theatre

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Orange really tough guy

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: insanely creepy hall

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: stimulating piazza

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: tantric beady-eyed home dopamine

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Titillating lavender crackhouse rigpig

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: flirting canary circlehead kitchen

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: anal big jap pit

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Titillating lavender crackhouse rigpig

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Gold swashbuckling shrine international law enforcement agency

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: awkward iridescent hairy legs ape

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Mahogany Sickened Whorehouse

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Tan galvanic kitty cat orchestra pit

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: insanely creepy hall

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Navy Property

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: flirting canary circlehead kitchen

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: honey-headed 180 stead

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: anal big jap pit

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: tantric beady-eyed home dopamine

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: stimulating piazza

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: maize black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Navy Property

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: heady windowlicker cuckold

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Trip Jade Boiling Water

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Trip Jade Boiling Water

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: buff curious meetinghouse

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: wine greedy abode genital piercing

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Navy Property

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: chestnut hissy fit principal's office

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Coral state

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: wine greedy abode genital piercing

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: chocolate startling boltzmann

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: heady windowlicker cuckold

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: insanely creepy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Vivacious copper preventive strike becky

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: elite parlor

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: underhanded irradiated toaster gaming laptop

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: racy kitty temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: anal big jap pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Comical hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: blathering step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Titillating lavender crackhouse rigpig

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: disrespectful diverse lodge associate

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Titillating lavender crackhouse rigpig

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Coral state

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Titillating lavender crackhouse rigpig

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Coral state

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Titillating lavender crackhouse rigpig

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: disrespectful diverse lodge associate

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone new version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Titillating lavender crackhouse rigpig

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: red sanctuary jew

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: disrespectful diverse lodge associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: tantric beady-eyed home dopamine

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: disrespectful diverse lodge associate

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Titillating lavender crackhouse rigpig

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: flirting canary circlehead kitchen

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Navy Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: chestnut hissy fit principal's office

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Tan galvanic kitty cat orchestra pit

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: emerald deer antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: violet wrinkle school

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Lilac mexican degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: blathering step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: abusive laser beams cumskin

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: stimulating piazza

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: flirting canary circlehead kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: abusive laser beams cumskin

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: abusive laser beams cumskin

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: blathering step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: sepia gas station haunted graveyard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Appetizing Space Immigrant

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: puce indirect expression

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author:  peach hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: awkward iridescent hairy legs ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: buff curious meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: anal big jap pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: racy kitty temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author:  chad queen of the night

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Territorial hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: anal big jap pit

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: razzle national blood rage

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: tantric beady-eyed home dopamine

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: demanding sex offender area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: awkward iridescent hairy legs ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: tantric beady-eyed home dopamine

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: tantric beady-eyed home dopamine

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: stimulating piazza

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Ruddy rebellious private investor native

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor dragon

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: stimulating piazza

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Navy Property

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Gold swashbuckling shrine international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: stimulating piazza

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: blathering step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: stimulating piazza

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: stimulating piazza

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: blathering step-uncle's house

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Ruddy rebellious private investor native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Gold swashbuckling shrine international law enforcement agency

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Citrine Clown Shitlib

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Gold swashbuckling shrine international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: stimulating piazza

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor dragon

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Citrine Clown Shitlib

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Tan galvanic kitty cat orchestra pit

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: electric drab doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Comical hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author:  stage generalized bond

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: blathering step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Lilac mexican degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: blathering step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Slate church building regret

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: racy kitty temple

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor dragon

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: anal big jap pit

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: blathering step-uncle's house

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: buff curious meetinghouse

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author:  effete foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: carnelian main people pocket flask

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author:  effete foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: demanding sex offender area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: bateful dull famous landscape painting travel guidebook

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: glittery silver station

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Slate church building regret

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: anal big jap pit

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Ruddy rebellious private investor native

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Navy Property

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Stirring keepsake machete business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Khaki Crawly Headpube Boistinker

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: excitant volcanic crater center

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: excitant volcanic crater center

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author:  electric furnace crotch

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Dun concupiscible internal respiration garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Comical hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Gold swashbuckling shrine international law enforcement agency

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: smoky messiness indian lodge

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author:  Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: anal big jap pit

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: tantric beady-eyed home dopamine

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Gold swashbuckling shrine international law enforcement agency

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Comical hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: stimulating piazza

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: dashing parlour bbw

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: smoky messiness indian lodge

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: chartreuse quadroon

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author:  filthy

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: blue drunken pozpig azn

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author:  electric furnace crotch

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author:  fuchsia faggot firefighter

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Fishy Coffee Pot Party Of The First Part

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: abusive laser beams cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: stimulating piazza

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: slimy passionate senate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Nudist Casino

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: aggressive trust fund

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: racy kitty temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz legal warrant digit ratio

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author:  pale toilet seat

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author:  fantasy-prone jewess

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Fishy Coffee Pot Party Of The First Part

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author:  fantasy-prone jewess

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: puce indirect expression

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: anal big jap pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: anal big jap pit

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: blue drunken pozpig azn

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor dragon

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: saffron box office

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor dragon

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Fishy Coffee Pot Party Of The First Part

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: chartreuse quadroon

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor dragon

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: anal big jap pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Ruddy rebellious private investor native

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: chartreuse quadroon

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: puce indirect expression

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: stimulating piazza

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: anal big jap pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author:  black candlestick maker

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Shimmering out-of-control pisswyrm

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Citrine Clown Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: insanely creepy hall

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Zippy yellow round eye

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: glittery silver station

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Misanthropic razzle-dazzle trump supporter den

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Nighttime narrow-minded



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: doobsian gaping

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: chestnut hissy fit principal's office

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: doobsian gaping

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: smoky messiness indian lodge

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Nighttime narrow-minded



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: pea-brained green sweet tailpipe mental disorder

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: anal big jap pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: racy kitty temple

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Fluffy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Cordovan tank

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Gold swashbuckling shrine international law enforcement agency

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: racy kitty temple

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: racy kitty temple

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Navy Property

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: scarlet fanboi yarmulke

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Internet-worthy site water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: White half-breed

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: disrespectful diverse lodge associate

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: excitant volcanic crater center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Internet-worthy site water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: cheese-eating maniacal legend

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: Violent primrose prole

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: bateful dull famous landscape painting travel guidebook

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Internet-worthy site water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: disrespectful diverse lodge associate

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: mentally impaired ticket booth

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: electric drab doctorate

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Nudist Casino

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: Cerise Rigor

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Misanthropic razzle-dazzle trump supporter den

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: awkward iridescent hairy legs ape

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: mustard unhinged friendly grandma mediation

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Comical hell

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: stimulating piazza

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: 

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: dashing parlour bbw

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: dashing parlour bbw

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: stimulating piazza

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: dashing parlour bbw

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: insanely creepy hall

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Misanthropic razzle-dazzle trump supporter den

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: stimulating piazza

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Gold swashbuckling shrine international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author:  fuchsia faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Citrine Clown Shitlib

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: heady windowlicker cuckold

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: White half-breed

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Titillating lavender crackhouse rigpig

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: chestnut hissy fit principal's office

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Lilac mexican degenerate

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: disrespectful diverse lodge associate

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Citrine Clown Shitlib

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: pearl old irish cottage

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: stimulating piazza

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Coral state

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author:  dead

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  dead

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: brilliant mind-boggling market affirmative action

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: pearl old irish cottage

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Tan galvanic kitty cat orchestra pit

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: pearl old irish cottage

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author:  dead

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: racy kitty temple

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Tan galvanic kitty cat orchestra pit

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: racy kitty temple

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: racy kitty temple

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author:  dead

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Trip Jade Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: racy kitty temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: stimulating piazza

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Fishy Coffee Pot Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Titillating lavender crackhouse rigpig

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: 

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: stimulating piazza

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  mood

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author:  pale toilet seat

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theater

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Citrine Clown Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: abusive laser beams cumskin

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: abusive laser beams cumskin

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: scarlet fanboi yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Swollen codepig skinny woman

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: abusive laser beams cumskin

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: chartreuse quadroon

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: abusive laser beams cumskin

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Swollen codepig skinny woman

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Coral state

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: demanding sex offender area

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Adventurous National Security Agency Newt

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: razzle national blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: dark provocative stage

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Tan galvanic kitty cat orchestra pit

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author:  black candlestick maker

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: aggressive trust fund

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: tantric beady-eyed home dopamine

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: pearl old irish cottage

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Shimmering out-of-control pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Lemon coiffed puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: racy kitty temple

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Appetizing Space Immigrant

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Comical hell

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: dashing parlour bbw

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Mischievous

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: at-the-ready idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Garnet

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Shimmering out-of-control pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: Hilarious liquid oxygen

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: avocado dingle berry tattoo

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Territorial hominid

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: chartreuse quadroon

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Adventurous National Security Agency Newt

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Zombie-like Organic Girlfriend

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Shimmering out-of-control pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Nudist Casino

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: insanely creepy hall

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: slimy passionate senate striped hyena

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: puce indirect expression

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: slimy passionate senate striped hyena

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: pearl old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Navy Property

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: blue drunken pozpig azn

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Territorial hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author:  grizzly coldplay fan

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: mustard unhinged friendly grandma mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author:  painfully honest personal credit line ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Navy Property

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: Tripping Useless Brakes

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author:  cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: pearl old irish cottage

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: smoky messiness indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author:  sable ceo

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Misanthropic razzle-dazzle trump supporter den

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: ungodly

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author:  painfully honest personal credit line ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Snowy incel

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: vengeful school cafeteria hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Cerebral Overrated Trailer Park Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: sooty ratface

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: slimy passionate senate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Hideous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: orchid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: unholy philosopher-king

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: harsh cocky filthpig

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: unholy philosopher-king

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: orchid

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: blathering step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: orchid

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: deranged karate

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: orchid

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Gay submissive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Hideous

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author:  cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: maroon cruise ship

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Adventurous National Security Agency Newt

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: rusted reading party

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: rusted reading party

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: learning disabled goal in life

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Shimmering out-of-control pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: razzle national blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: razzle national blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: rusted reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Topaz confused faggotry

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: rusted reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: rusted reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: learning disabled goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: rusted reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author:  roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author:  aqua dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Massive ebony place of business

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author:  Macaca

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Topaz confused faggotry

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Slate church building regret

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: ruby

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: house-broken



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author:  translucent mother

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Gay submissive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: self-centered lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: learning disabled goal in life

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Massive ebony place of business

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author:  Henna Pistol

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Sadistic magenta brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: bearded son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: chartreuse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: hyperventilating talented stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author:  azure



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: slap-happy mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: chartreuse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Chest-beating Marketing Idea Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: self-absorbed twinkling uncleanness

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author:  death wish

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Indigo medicated community account telephone

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author:  Henna Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author:  jet masturbator background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: chartreuse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: multi-colored bawdyhouse french chef

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author:  bipolar

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author:  bipolar

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  Henna Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Amber antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: 

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: unholy philosopher-king

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Obsidian

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Irate sinister



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: 

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Stirring keepsake machete business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author:  cream



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author:  cyan

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author:  sable ceo

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: Amber antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: 

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Cerebral Overrated Trailer Park Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author:  Aquamarine

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: learning disabled goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: autistic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: learning disabled goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: rusted reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: turquoise

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author:  Henna Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: transparent hyperactive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author:  flushed

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: contagious bull headed sneaky criminal

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Stirring keepsake machete business firm

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Lemon coiffed puppy

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author:  bipolar

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49346566)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49533771)