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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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wonderful meetinghouse
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
infuriating bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Razzle Home Associate
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Electric Legal Warrant Double Fault
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Dark market
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Razzmatazz dull pozpig elastic band
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
comical slimy field messiness
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
frozen alpha yarmulke
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Rough-skinned Vigorous National Security Agency French Chef
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
wonderful meetinghouse
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
chocolate boistinker
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Aromatic Fishy Box Office Sandwich
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
pearly boltzmann pistol
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
wonderful meetinghouse
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
motley striped hyena
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Wine hairraiser nursing home
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
maniacal fantasy-prone circlehead
  06/30/25
cr
wonderful meetinghouse
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
chocolate boistinker
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Stirring Demanding Dragon
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
motley striped hyena
  06/30/25
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Salmon Fragrant Dilemma
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
pearly boltzmann pistol
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
maniacal fantasy-prone circlehead
  06/30/25
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emerald forum sex offender
  07/01/25
*bussy
costumed soul-stirring depressive casino
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
comical slimy field messiness
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
hyperventilating kitty knife
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Alcoholic dashing mother fanboi
  06/30/25
fuck
pearly boltzmann pistol
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
hyperventilating kitty knife
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
infuriating bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
pearly boltzmann pistol
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Stirring Demanding Dragon
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
wonderful meetinghouse
  06/30/25
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Cordovan Insanely Creepy Indirect Expression State
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
house-broken glittery main people
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Brass Doobsian House Windowlicker
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
carmine partner
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
wonderful meetinghouse
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Brass Doobsian House Windowlicker
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Salmon Fragrant Dilemma
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Brass Doobsian House Windowlicker
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
spruce big locale shitlib
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
wonderful meetinghouse
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
fear-inspiring trip scourge upon the earth crackhouse
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
vengeful whorehouse queen of the night
  06/30/25
tcr
Salmon Fragrant Dilemma
  07/01/25
just jump
Fiercely-loyal telephone kitchen
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
wonderful meetinghouse
  06/30/25
...
burgundy insane headpube
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Jet-lagged Church
  06/30/25
wow
wonderful meetinghouse
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Talented Roommate Library
  06/30/25
JFC man
wonderful meetinghouse
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Rough-skinned Vigorous National Security Agency French Chef
  06/30/25
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Fiercely-loyal telephone kitchen
  06/30/25
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pearly boltzmann pistol
  06/30/25
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motley striped hyena
  06/30/25
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heady clown business firm
  06/30/25
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fuchsia ladyboy party of the first part
  06/30/25
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fear-inspiring trip scourge upon the earth crackhouse
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
vengeful whorehouse queen of the night
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
house-broken glittery main people
  06/30/25
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olive really tough guy place of business
  07/01/25
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emerald forum sex offender
  07/01/25
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pungent duck-like trailer park genital piercing
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Irradiated Peach Blood Rage
  07/01/25
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umber arousing immigrant useless brakes
  07/01/25
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Electric Legal Warrant Double Fault
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Razzmatazz dull pozpig elastic band
  06/30/25
bro
wonderful meetinghouse
  06/30/25
...
vengeful whorehouse queen of the night
  06/30/25
lol
Salmon Fragrant Dilemma
  07/01/25
...
avocado razzle-dazzle spot quadroon
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
adulterous mood
  06/30/25
jfc
wonderful meetinghouse
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
chocolate boistinker
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
heady clown business firm
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
fuchsia ladyboy party of the first part
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Salmon Fragrant Dilemma
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
adulterous mood
  07/01/25
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carmine partner
  07/01/25
...
fuchsia ladyboy party of the first part
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
umber arousing immigrant useless brakes
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
tripping spectacular university hunting ground
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Stirring Demanding Dragon
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
wonderful meetinghouse
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
pearly boltzmann pistol
  06/30/25
...
wonderful meetinghouse
  07/01/25
...
topaz roast beef trump supporter
  07/01/25
lol
Salmon Fragrant Dilemma
  07/01/25
...
Fiercely-loyal telephone kitchen
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
dead twinkling uncleanness center
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Titillating Weed Whacker
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
beady-eyed claret reading party incel
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Anal Cerise School Cafeteria Coffee Pot
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
bronze confused mad cow disease
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
topaz roast beef trump supporter
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
maroon cuck pit
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
wonderful meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Salmon Fragrant Dilemma
  07/01/25
...
wonderful meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
emerald forum sex offender
  07/01/25
😟
French glassy wagecucks menage
  07/01/25
...
Concupiscible base idea he suggested
  07/01/25
holy shit
wonderful meetinghouse
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
topaz roast beef trump supporter
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
walnut senate kitty cat
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
umber arousing immigrant useless brakes
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
comical slimy field messiness
  07/01/25
...
wonderful meetinghouse
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
umber arousing immigrant useless brakes
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
umber arousing immigrant useless brakes
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Jet-lagged Church
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
comical slimy field messiness
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
wonderful meetinghouse
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
nighttime rehab travel guidebook
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
emerald forum sex offender
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
sticky cruise ship death wish
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
wonderful meetinghouse
  07/06/25
...
Jet-lagged Church
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
pink disgusting nowag
  07/06/25
...
fuchsia ladyboy party of the first part
  07/06/25
lol
Salmon Fragrant Dilemma
  07/07/25
wow
wonderful meetinghouse
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: infuriating bawdyhouse

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Razzle Home Associate

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Electric Legal Warrant Double Fault

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Dark market

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz dull pozpig elastic band

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: comical slimy field messiness

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: frozen alpha yarmulke

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Vigorous National Security Agency French Chef

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: chocolate boistinker

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Aromatic Fishy Box Office Sandwich

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: pearly boltzmann pistol

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: motley striped hyena

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Wine hairraiser nursing home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: maniacal fantasy-prone circlehead

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: chocolate boistinker

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Stirring Demanding Dragon

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: motley striped hyena

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Salmon Fragrant Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: pearly boltzmann pistol

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: maniacal fantasy-prone circlehead

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: emerald forum sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: costumed soul-stirring depressive casino

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: comical slimy field messiness

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: hyperventilating kitty knife

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Alcoholic dashing mother fanboi

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: pearly boltzmann pistol

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: hyperventilating kitty knife

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: infuriating bawdyhouse

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: pearly boltzmann pistol

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Stirring Demanding Dragon

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Cordovan Insanely Creepy Indirect Expression State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: house-broken glittery main people

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Brass Doobsian House Windowlicker

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: carmine partner

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Brass Doobsian House Windowlicker

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Salmon Fragrant Dilemma

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Brass Doobsian House Windowlicker

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: spruce big locale shitlib

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: fear-inspiring trip scourge upon the earth crackhouse

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: vengeful whorehouse queen of the night

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Salmon Fragrant Dilemma

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal telephone kitchen

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: burgundy insane headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Church

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Talented Roommate Library

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Vigorous National Security Agency French Chef

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal telephone kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: pearly boltzmann pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: motley striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: heady clown business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: fuchsia ladyboy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: fear-inspiring trip scourge upon the earth crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: vengeful whorehouse queen of the night

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: house-broken glittery main people

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: olive really tough guy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: emerald forum sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: pungent duck-like trailer park genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Irradiated Peach Blood Rage

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: umber arousing immigrant useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Electric Legal Warrant Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz dull pozpig elastic band

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: vengeful whorehouse queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Salmon Fragrant Dilemma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: avocado razzle-dazzle spot quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: adulterous mood

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: chocolate boistinker

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: heady clown business firm

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: fuchsia ladyboy party of the first part

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Salmon Fragrant Dilemma

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: adulterous mood

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: carmine partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: fuchsia ladyboy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: umber arousing immigrant useless brakes

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: tripping spectacular university hunting ground

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Stirring Demanding Dragon

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: pearly boltzmann pistol

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: topaz roast beef trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Salmon Fragrant Dilemma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal telephone kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: dead twinkling uncleanness center

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Titillating Weed Whacker

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: beady-eyed claret reading party incel

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Anal Cerise School Cafeteria Coffee Pot

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: bronze confused mad cow disease

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: topaz roast beef trump supporter

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: maroon cuck pit

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Salmon Fragrant Dilemma

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: emerald forum sex offender

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: French glassy wagecucks menage

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Concupiscible base idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: topaz roast beef trump supporter

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: walnut senate kitty cat

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: umber arousing immigrant useless brakes

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: comical slimy field messiness

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: umber arousing immigrant useless brakes

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: umber arousing immigrant useless brakes

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Church

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: comical slimy field messiness

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: nighttime rehab travel guidebook

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: emerald forum sex offender

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: sticky cruise ship death wish

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: pink disgusting nowag

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: fuchsia ladyboy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Salmon Fragrant Dilemma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078889)