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World's Greatest Slut apparently has a new title holder

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bateful headpube
  01/14/25
there's even a picture https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj
mind-boggling mildly autistic home
  01/14/25
MAGA!
stirring green affirmative action
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vigorous nubile pisswyrm
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lmao "newsweek" we used to get it in the mail i...
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exciting double fault gaming laptop
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Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and b...
Adulterous Crawly Hunting Ground Digit Ratio
  01/14/25
That’s 1.5 men per minute
Clear Shrine Pervert
  01/14/25
Jfc
Angry Hot Stage
  01/14/25
That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo Sys...
Infuriating indirect expression
  01/14/25
Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If s...
orange provocative bawdyhouse death wish
  01/14/25
"fluffer" porn is one of my genres
Clear Shrine Pervert
  01/15/25
superior birdshit civilization and birdshit "men&quo...
Mewling Peach Nowag Chapel
  01/14/25
Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???
Concupiscible ape party of the first part
  01/14/25
all birdshit "men" are feminists
Mewling Peach Nowag Chapel
  01/14/25
This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society...
Concupiscible ape party of the first part
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instead *crickets*
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Heady Goal In Life
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women everywhere super jealous of her
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this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay
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hateful kink-friendly son of senegal
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jfc
contagious hilarious lettuce reading party
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Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks whe...
Impressive thirsty locus
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heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfa...
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vigorous nubile pisswyrm
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lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. k...
lime trip hospital
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I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be pe...
violet spectacular piazza shitlib
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I have real questions about the mechanics of this
Wine keepsake machete
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She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of me...
big haunting whorehouse faggot firefighter
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yellow cerebral house
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It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they hav...
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mischievous charismatic den
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Had the same thought.
rambunctious metal idea he suggested place of business
  01/14/25
They should do a collab
misunderstood rose athletic conference
  01/14/25
where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend
hateful kink-friendly son of senegal
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superior anglo culture
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, chirped "Peanut Balls"
henna internet-worthy french chef
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nice
wild dilemma queen of the night
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how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILI...
dashing kitchen
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nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts
wild dilemma queen of the night
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those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG D...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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*posts about some asian 5 who got beaten by her dad so hard ...
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Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize
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do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy
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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: bateful headpube

https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-sex-feat-1057-men-2014533

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552310)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling mildly autistic home

there's even a picture

https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553545)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:42 AM
Author: stirring green affirmative action

MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48554292)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: vigorous nubile pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49003545)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: orchid state mediation

lmao "newsweek"

we used to get it in the mail in the 80s

now this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552314)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: exciting double fault gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552791)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Adulterous Crawly Hunting Ground Digit Ratio

Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and biting satirical political cartoons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553392)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Clear Shrine Pervert

That’s 1.5 men per minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552317)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Angry Hot Stage

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552749)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Infuriating indirect expression

That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo System. Impressive stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553409)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: orange provocative bawdyhouse death wish

Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If she doubled up any holes or got her feet involved she could’ve stretched each gang to over 10 min banging sessions. Presumably the vag and ass bros could also be replaced with hand, feet and mouth bros so that each 10 min started with 7 dudes but the last 5 was just finishing off the last 3 of them. I would hope she had a team of fluffers who were also edging the fuck out of these dudes so that they all busted almost immediately as soon as they touched her. It’s really the clean up that seems grossest and most logistically challenging.

Also this whore is obviously lying and full of shit. It was probably only like 40 dudes and they all signed NDAs and so they can’t snitch on her without risking being outted and driven into bankruptcy by a rat faced barrister in a goofy long curly salt and pepper wig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553497)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Clear Shrine Pervert

"fluffer" porn is one of my genres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48554387)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Mewling Peach Nowag Chapel

superior birdshit civilization

and birdshit "men" who claim to be the most violent and intelligent men are noticably silent abt their own women taking loads of nigga and muzzie cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552325)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible ape party of the first part

Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552329)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Mewling Peach Nowag Chapel

all birdshit "men" are feminists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552354)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible ape party of the first part

This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society that results in Taliban level restrictions on women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552332)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Mewling Peach Nowag Chapel

instead *crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552353)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Heady Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553524)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: fear-inspiring multi-billionaire

women everywhere super jealous of her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552334)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: smoky immigrant mood

this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552366)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: exciting double fault gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552793)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: 180 school cafeteria brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552797)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Adulterous Crawly Hunting Ground Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553407)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: hateful kink-friendly son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553421)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: contagious hilarious lettuce reading party

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553508)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Impressive thirsty locus

Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks when he sucks off all 120 of the Knesset 10 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Mewling Peach Nowag Chapel

heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfans.com/knesset



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: 180 school cafeteria brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552489)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: vigorous nubile pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49989859)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: lime trip hospital

lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. keep sucking jew cock + boasting about the actions of your ancestors 80 years ago :thumbsup:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552385)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: violet spectacular piazza shitlib

I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be penetrated in every hole continuously to reach this number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552785)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Wine keepsake machete

I have real questions about the mechanics of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552788)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: big haunting whorehouse faggot firefighter

She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of men in one day” chick

https://www.newsweek.com/who-porn-star-bonnie-blue-lily-phillips-onlyfans-2014628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553372)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: yellow cerebral house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553374)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: big haunting whorehouse faggot firefighter

It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they have very similar faces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: yellow cerebral house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553386)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: mischievous charismatic den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553527)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: rambunctious metal idea he suggested place of business

Had the same thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553399)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: misunderstood rose athletic conference

They should do a collab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553424)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: hateful kink-friendly son of senegal

where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553449)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: dashing kitchen

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553510)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: rambunctious metal idea he suggested place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553520)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: dashing kitchen

"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo culture despite pr0n literally being illegal"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553522)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: henna internet-worthy french chef

, chirped "Peanut Balls"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553561)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: wild dilemma queen of the night

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553566)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: dashing kitchen

how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILIZING. WHITE IS RIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553568)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: wild dilemma queen of the night

nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553572)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: dashing kitchen

those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG DONE HERE! only WHITES cant be stereotyped! and whites are the LEAST RACIST RACE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553599)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: dashing kitchen

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48554259)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:52 AM
Author: dashing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48554311)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: dashing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48555775)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: mischievous charismatic den

(crazy person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48555842)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: dashing kitchen

*posts about some asian 5 who got beaten by her dad so hard she shits on asian men on tiktok all day*

*lols at nowags*

ASIAN MEN DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48555863)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: dashing kitchen

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664645&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48558902)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: dashing kitchen

if only asians were so CREATIVE and ORIGINAL to invent tiktok cumwalks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48558981)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: dashing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48567275)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: dashing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48571434)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: dashing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48574494)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: dashing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48583427)



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Date: June 5th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: dashing kitchen

A WORLD WITHOUT KOREAN MEN LMAO

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5308417&forum_id=2#48456029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48991021)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: dashing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49070480)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: dashing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49077617)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: dashing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49354939)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: dashing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49921732)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: dashing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49923920)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:20 PM
Author: dashing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49926840)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dashing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49963114)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: dashing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49963192)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:11 AM
Author: dashing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49972831)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: dashing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49989636)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: dashing kitchen



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: dashing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#50002900)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#50017792)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#50027878)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: dashing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49084002)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: dashing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49003519)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: dashing kitchen



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:43 AM
Author: stirring green affirmative action

Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48554294)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: hairraiser boiling water

do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy

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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:13 AM
Author: Irradiated set

Yeah, the hard part is recruitment, scheduling, and logistics. They probably had 2-hour slots and front-loaded them slightly. You show up at your time, get a number, and wait in the lobby or outside; when the time slot in front of you is down to its last 30 guys or whatever, you file in, get naked, and get in line in order of your number. A tattooed meth head yells at you as a group to condom up and that you'll get 15 seconds of sex (they've 'budgeted' 40 seconds, but there's always leakage during transitions, guys wanting to jack themselves 4 times before going in, etc., and you need to compensate for the whore's breaks), and that you're not to touch her with anything other than your penis (no kissing, obviously, but think about how retarded the average guy at one of these things is). No BYOcondom allowed; everyone has to use one of the 3 sizes of Lifestyles condom supplied, since that brand is a 'sponsor' of the gangbang.

The biggest problem is guys not getting/staying hard, which there's very little patience for, but they also can't afford to just kick out everyone who experiences any issues because that's too many ppl. (This was the major 'qualification' screened for in the casting call, but it still comes up.) Guys are expected to keep themselves jacked hard, and they've devoted an entire Jew to checking the guy in the on-deck circle for hardness and pulling him back to the hole if he's not keeping it up; you can get skipped 2x, but 3 strikes you're out.

The two body men taking care of the girl herself (strip club bouncers by trade, and easily the most normal people there) are shocked at how many dudes say bizarrely retarded shit like "but I haven't cum yet" when being pulled off at the beep. They've set aside 45 minutes in aggregate for breaks and decided to let the girl choose how to divvy them up--"we'll see how it goes and keep track of if we're on pace"--which they immediately regret as the girl has no visceral sense of math or ability to delay gratification and takes 32 minutes of smoke breaks in the first 2.5 hours.

Guys in the last 3 time slots get a significantly worse experience, with the scent of BO and cigarettes oppressively thick in the air, and the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup. Expressing concern about what you're sticking your dick into gets you a summary expulsion, especially as the supervisory Jew realizes they're comfortably ahead of schedule to hit 1,000, and everyone's tired and doesn't give a shit anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49355029)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: contagious hilarious lettuce reading party

lol

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Date: June 8th, 2026 5:57 AM
Author: stirring green affirmative action

You sound like you speak from experience. Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49921908)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: vigorous nubile pisswyrm

"the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup"

....everyday we stray further from the light of God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49989863)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: lascivious magenta ticket booth

Why are these megaskanks all Bri’ish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48567354)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: appetizing station filthpig

Jews using the same demoralization techniques that ended a white Christian monoculture in the USA on the next target.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49003554)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: cheese-eating costumed sneaky criminal gas station

Damn, what a slut!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49926842)