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MPM 2025: the final 64 based on poasting volume
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:24 AM Author: soul-stirring elastic band Let me know if you think I made any mistakes. This is based purely on what I think was poasting volume during 2025. Some beloved posters who didn't poast much during the year are therefore not on the list. The final 64: 🧐 all comma pumo animeboi Ass Sunstein benzo bloodacre boner police boom butt cheeks Candy Ride captttain falcon chandler consuela cowgod CSLG cucumbers DBG pumo disco fries doodikoff Dunedain cowboy emilio epah evan FLW freddie diaper Fucking Fuckface fulano gay grandpa goy superstar gunnerattt Hang Kikelensky NOW HAtp hung stud jafar jcm Johnsmeyer Juan Eighty Judas Jones kenny longwangpoontang Louis Poasteur lsd mainlining MPA Nazca Redlines Nippon Professional Baseball NSAM OYT Paralegal Mohammed Paralegal Six Nine pepito Post nut horror richard clock ricky RSF ruinous phenotype scholarship + alts screenman spaceporn TDNW Trust If Aryan TT UhOh whok zurich
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 AM Author: Cerise range weed whacker This list of 64 is made up of 8 distinct poasters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49521759) |
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:42 AM Author: Floppy Crackhouse looks good. thank you for your service 🫡 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49515972) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:34 AM Author: soul-stirring elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516017) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: Claret ladyboy tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516019) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: swashbuckling stubborn blood rage I posts more than half this list if you count blank bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516030) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: walnut university idea he suggested if ur not battling lsd in the final four the whole fucking system is rigged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: coral volcanic crater yeah wtf add Judas
did boom even post this year? |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: pale genital piercing Mainlining posted tons of schizo AI shit about him being in "the shed" if that counts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: titillating deranged coldplay fan brunch Not a "shed," my friend, but rather my Well™. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518122) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: pale genital piercing Whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518239) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Floppy Crackhouse 'Cause this is my United States of Whatever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518246) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: swashbuckling stubborn blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518262) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: soul-stirring elastic band boom was posting around the clock for the first half of the year until he went missing and may have died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516075) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: titillating deranged coldplay fan brunch Boom lives. I anticipate a late December 2025 revival.
I "saw" him -3-4 months ago on XO (late night). Boom was poasting under a new moniker (can't recall the moniker's name, based on the verbiage, it was him).
So, he is alive and well. I anticipate He Shall Rise on Christmas Eve. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Chartreuse vigorous legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516062) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: soul-stirring elastic band fixed, see above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516073) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: coral volcanic crater delete "all comma pumo" whoever that is
add poerkan |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: cyan stimulating marketing idea toilet seat poerkan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516059) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: soul-stirring elastic band poerkan's big run was last year, he didn't have the volume this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516077) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Floppy Crackhouse he's one of the highest volume male sexual health supplement distributors in the world faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516123) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: soul-stirring elastic band I will vote for him in Bonerpill Madness 2025, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516203) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: Floppy Crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516205) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:02 AM Author: internet-worthy appetizing scourge upon the earth old irish cottage I poast more than 70% of those guys if you include cancelled posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516068) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:03 AM Author: coral volcanic crater dbg is another big omission (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516069) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: walnut university idea he suggested lmao absolutely not, pumos are fucking scum and (((he's))) the worst of the lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516070) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Floppy Crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516124) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: coral volcanic crater oh come on, he's the only recognizable pumo and some guy called "all comma pumo" is already on the list. this isnt best posters, its megapoasters and dbg is one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516597) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: swashbuckling stubborn blood rage He starts and participates in a ton of threads. Back when TSINAH(?) had that poaster tracker, DBG was consistently T10 in volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516606) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:14 PM Author: Unhinged Fear-inspiring Main People pumos should not be on the list. pumos are fucking scum and pussies |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: soul-stirring elastic band I've added him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516625) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: mildly autistic goal in life I don't think I posted at all yesterday. I really haven't been putting in the effort, though I'm uncertain if it is because this place sucks or I suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516071) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy exciting office gay wizard great lawman8 snub (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516081) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Supple athletic conference Pretty proud I didn't make the poasting volume cut this year ngl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516085) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: know-it-all flushed ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516091) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: Floppy Crackhouse this is what slime does to a mfer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 AM Author: glittery corn cake Aren't "Hang Kikelensky NOW" and boner police the same? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516299) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: aqua theatre fat ankles I thought so too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516308) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: cyan stimulating marketing idea toilet seat Good call POERKAN first man in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516312) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: know-it-all flushed ape no lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: cyan stimulating marketing idea toilet seat who the fuck is boner police then? he definitely isn't posting under "boner police" and should be removed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516605) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Razzmatazz menage He’s transcended any specific moniker at this point. He definitely posted a lot in 2025 and will remain entered as boner police. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516622) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: cyan stimulating marketing idea toilet seat there's no "boner police exception trust me bro". you're either recognizable enough to be on the list or you aren't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516630) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: soul-stirring elastic band he was extremely recognizable even as he rotated his monikers all the time (as do you and as are you) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516635) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: Razzmatazz menage You sound dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516696) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: cyan stimulating marketing idea toilet seat So you're saying the crazy guy who was spamming nonstop for weeks on end and then mysteriously vanished was, in fact, boner police? Well that's fair then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516712) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: Floppy Crackhouse he was perhaps the most memorable arc of the year. also plenty of monikers on this list and in every mpm are moniker changers that wouldn't be recognized unless you're really liking it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518021) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: know-it-all flushed ape i think he genuinely retired, at least so far. either that or he completely changed shtick in order to disguise himself, and considering that he never did that for many years, it seems pretty unlikely
either way he was one of the most active poasters here for most of the year so he should definitely be in mpm |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: soul-stirring elastic band he was all over the board for most of 2025 until mid-to-late fall when for whatever reason he stopped posting (maybe you believe that his dad made him stop, maybe you don't) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516631) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: cordovan provocative lettuce He's an idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518006) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Razzmatazz menage No. That’s a spaceporn delusion on par with his “harasser” being Michael O. Church and shame on you for spreading it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516619) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy exciting office gay wizard this list should be ordered by poasting volume btw, not alphabetically (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516370) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: soul-stirring elastic band summon: ragnus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516647) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:44 PM Author: cordovan provocative lettuce You missed To be Fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518002) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: soul-stirring elastic band I know but he hardly posted this year. He’s one of the beloved posters I left off because of negligible 2025 volumes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518111) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: Magenta doobsian chad halford So we have enough for 128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518117) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:36 PM Author: soul-stirring elastic band I got to about 120, I’m sure I could get a list of around 200-300 if I kept track over the year But nobody wants an MPM of 128 that would go on forever |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: Floppy Crackhouse has he poasted more than whok? i never notice whok but he asserted in the chandler blow up he's barely poasted this year. tbf was out there poasting today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518131) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Unhinged Fear-inspiring Main People the faggot posted a lot. just not as much down the stretch. recency bias. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: coral volcanic crater he posted more than boom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518355) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: topaz motley pisswyrm He posted a lot. Was a solid posting year for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518377) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: Brass hominid trust fund Fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518009) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: Greedy Light Field who the fuck are: 🧐 emilio FLW (in 2025) freddie diaper (in 2025) goy superstar (in 2025) pepito (in 2025) screenman |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Floppy Crackhouse why are you all like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518029) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: aqua theatre fat ankles I think every one of these guys is here every day under different monikers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518053) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: know-it-all flushed ape really miss these guys wish they were still around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: soul-stirring elastic band Just wait 10 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518112) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: sick irradiated pit gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518181) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy exciting office gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518265) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: passionate sanctuary boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518379) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Clear party of the first part Shut the fuck up upset jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518121) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: slap-happy self-centered locale degenerate Freddie stopped posting a long time ago wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518173) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: Clear party of the first part He’s here a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518322) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: soul-stirring elastic band I saw him like a half hour ago, certainly many times today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518328) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: Mint marvelous hell dopamine Boom is dead, he shouldn't even be on this list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Floppy Crackhouse boom lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518145) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:09 PM Author: Multi-colored hot temple cuckoldry in RSF's warm furry asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518234) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: Floppy Crackhouse he lives in all of our assholes friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518238) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: Multi-colored hot temple cuckoldry sick, but fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518249) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: glittery corn cake Great thread that one! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518524) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: slap-happy self-centered locale degenerate a rich inner world/luis tp
Boom doesn’t really post anymore
Never heard of Nazca Redlines |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: topaz motley pisswyrm thanks Ricky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518376) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Vibrant faggotry people who are hurt how do you even recognize 75% of these poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518380) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: Cracking sable base 180000 I LOVE how prestigefaggot posts 24/7 and yet no one recognises her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518552) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: know-it-all flushed ape she won (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518831) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: indecent frozen center Explain
How do you recognize her? |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy exciting office gay wizard slime trail, whok poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518836) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: indecent frozen center Current moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518893) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: know-it-all flushed ape You're looking at it, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520505) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: indecent frozen center Sup Pf, what are you up to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520687) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: cyan stimulating marketing idea toilet seat Schizophrenia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518837) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Cracking sable base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520825) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:20 AM Author: cordovan provocative lettuce She's always dropping Morgellons around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518966) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Cracking sable base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520814) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Cracking sable base ESL writing and thought pattern is the dead giveaway. Plus morgellons fibres sprouting out of nowhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520823) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:55 AM Author: indecent frozen center If this were true, why would a low IQ dumb be the only one to recognise her? Rotfl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49521731) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: Unhinged Fear-inspiring Main People oldhlsdude should be in this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520493) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:01 PM Author: Twinkling filthy therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520667) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: coral volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520671) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: diverse pea-brained stage once dog boner takes over, he will exclude me out of revenge for the holocaust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520659) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: violent mexican piazza I just want to say while it is your prerogative to cut the field based on volume, please don’t reward the high-volume spammers everyone hates with high seeds.
Seed based on how good we all know the poster is. |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: glittery corn cake Crr. First order by quality, then by quantity. That way we get a good contest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520763) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:58 PM Author: soul-stirring elastic band That’s the plan and what I announced as the policy: final 64 based mainly on volume so that it reflects who posted in 2025, but then seedings based on my sense of who might win, not on volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49521177) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:59 PM Author: soul-stirring elastic band Final brackets released tomorrow morning and then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49521181) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: hateful haunted graveyard feces NSAM deserves a high seed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49521756) |