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lol my wife is a full blown alcoholic.
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Date: December 31st, 2025 8:47 AM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage Kitchen pantry is literally just empty cans and bottles of alcohol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49551786) |
Date: December 31st, 2025 8:49 AM Author: Spectacular fiercely-loyal gunner You voted for this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49551787) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:17 AM Author: federal onyx theater half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49555772) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 8:49 AM Author: gaped death wish ratface My wife is so pissed at me it isn’t even funny. You’re wife is just pissed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49551789) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:18 PM Author: Soul-stirring Sepia Dragon what'd you do now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552291) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:04 PM Author: gaped death wish ratface I presented with my typical orneriness and it rubbed her raw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552675) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 10:47 PM Author: Primrose crackhouse mental disorder “Typical Orneriness” is a weird name for your clitpeen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49555497) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 5:41 PM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage She is the worst sort of alcoholic. Loud, abrasive, truculent, violent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49553058) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Cerise idiot pisswyrm 180- any great anecdotes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49551796) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:37 PM Author: topaz cracking round eye foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552341) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Indigo Abnormal Field pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552288) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:23 PM Author: Ungodly Mexican Tanning Salon is she still breastfeeding? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552307) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:42 PM Author: At-the-ready Toaster Karate Sounds like you should put it in her butt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552364) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Exhilarant son of senegal hissy fit alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552375) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:50 PM Author: Ungodly Mexican Tanning Salon whok's wife wears the strap-on in the family. jinx buck broke him years ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552380) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:51 PM Author: Rambunctious Giraffe tell us more you fucking nigger
some interesting stories n shit |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:47 PM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage See below. The trajectory of this relationship is not looking positive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552795) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:46 PM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage I threw her onto the floor last night because she wouldn't stop screaming and getting in my face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552793) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:49 PM Author: At-the-ready Toaster Karate Did you cum? Did she? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552802) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:51 PM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage No this was literally at 23:48. She ruins literally everything, every holiday or event with her alcohol addiction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552809) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:52 PM Author: At-the-ready Toaster Karate Why can't she be a happy fun slutty drunk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552811) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage That is the question. She is the worst drunk you can imagine. I'm pretty sure it's getting to the point where next time I will slam her head into a wall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552814) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:55 PM Author: At-the-ready Toaster Karate Then you'll be locked up while she drinks with Darnell and your credit card. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552824) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:11 PM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage She's afraid of black folk. It's hilarious. Some Indigenous guy was throwing rocks at a creek for platypus and she got all scared and shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552875) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 5:36 PM Author: topaz cracking round eye foreskin Indigenous guy throwing rocks at a creek for platypus
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Date: December 31st, 2025 9:52 PM Author: hyperactive mind-boggling library electric furnace Hey faggot we use American 12h time here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49553433) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:54 PM Author: sickened tan market dopamine 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552820) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:55 PM Author: salmon insane corn cake propose a dry january where you stay sober and do outdoor activities together (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552823) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:10 PM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage Literally every two weeks she has an epiphany and declares her sobriety and it lasts 2 days. She's cancelled literally hundreds of times when we were supposed to go on runs/beach/hikes that I've given up. Including a trip to the Whitsundays. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552870) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:13 PM Author: At-the-ready Toaster Karate She probably starts to detox after 2 days. I doubt she's going to even be able to start to try until she's past the point of going through DTs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552878) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:36 PM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage She smokes weed every hour. She's a lost cause. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552924) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:38 AM Author: splenetic mad cow disease She has a "toddler", and smokes weed all day? Totally believable. This is what you get when you date someone 3 times and proceed to "marry." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49553707) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:32 AM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage She smokes every 30 minutes. She's going to get some terrible cancer well before she hits 50. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49555773) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:15 PM Author: gaped death wish ratface This. Chandler knows what’s up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552881) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:37 PM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage Bro do you know how many times I've tried this and she just ends up wasting my time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552928) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:40 PM Author: arousing bull headed cuckoldry cuckold the only wife this african jew with subsaharan dna could find is an alcoholic pinay. sad! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552934) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:49 PM Author: splenetic mad cow disease Unless she's an imaginary one. Would he let an alcoholic woman carry his baby to term? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552961) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:54 PM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage Cunt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49552974) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 5:37 PM Author: topaz cracking round eye foreskin Pretty sure I told you to get divorced at least five years ago. And you're still in the same fucking situation, being a co-dependent bitch.
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Date: December 31st, 2025 5:40 PM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage I'm not co dependent at all. I cum and go whenever I want. I barely talk to her and only for my daughter's sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49553055) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 5:53 PM Author: topaz cracking round eye foreskin Cool. What are your other excuses for being the world's biggest pussy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49553086) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:03 PM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage I'm not. I go out and tell her to fuck off all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49553212) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 9:50 PM Author: charismatic liquid oxygen orchestra pit Tough love. But brother, didn’t you go around and around with your spouse’s addictions for far longer than was sensible? For the whole family’s sake, I hope that’s going better these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49553428) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:21 AM Author: Exciting crusty native EPAH had the best chance to get his family away from his crazy ex when he moved to Hawaii
instead he pays for her condo near the water and gives her money for drugs |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 2:33 PM Author: topaz cracking round eye foreskin Is a condo near the water and drug money a lot of money to you? I'm not poor, so it's easy.
Better than her being out on the street, and she doesn't cause any problems for any of us. |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:16 PM Author: Exciting crusty native she’s should be back in SF sucking cock for money well away from the kids
but you’re toxic af too so the kids are just fucked |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:40 PM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage His kids are non binary tranny freaks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49554643) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:37 PM Author: topaz cracking round eye foreskin I can almost guarantee that they'll win at life far more than anything you might spawn, bud. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49554735) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 2:31 PM Author: topaz cracking round eye foreskin ? Lol, no. Both times she relapsed I told her she can't stay with us and she was gone within a couple of weeks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49554442) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 10:13 PM Author: charismatic liquid oxygen orchestra pit I didn't track the narrative closely at the time beyond worrying for you and the kids. My main memory is thinking "Oh, no man, cmon. Get her away from the kids and excise her from your lives forever." And at least at one point you were all "Its just a kooky bump in the road brothers, everything's gonna work out like it should. But of course I'm a heartless autist and probably would have done her in day one, so.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49555457) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 10:40 PM Author: topaz cracking round eye foreskin Oh yeah, I see how you could've gotten that. Let me explain: She had first relapsed (after 11 years) in March 2014, and dug out. She spent ~3 years rockin' and rollin' in the TL. There was a poster who called himself "Halford" in this era. He came into our picture around January 2017 and took her to a treatment center in extremely remote WA state. Halford died in consequence of his efforts to save a fellow addict and to help me. She stayed at the place he'd taken her for six months, then came back to me and the kids in Marin. Everything was 100% cool for four years and we lived in a house where everyone said the floors were very beautiful. Then she relapsed in October 2021 and went to Ibogaine treatment in Texas. Ibogaine is flame, and it broke her brain. Kids and I came out here in the summer of 2022. After her brain got broken by Ibogaine in Texas, I brought her out here and set her up in a condo a couple blocks from Sans Souci beach. Kids and I kept chilling in the place on Diamond Head. I met an Indian GF who surfs. |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 10:46 PM Author: charismatic liquid oxygen orchestra pit Ah, this makes sense. Some room for optimism amidst the pendulums viscious swings. I recall the Halford overlay but not the long interlude of sobriety and happy home life. I can see how that'd leave room for hope the second (or more) time around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49555494) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:36 AM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage How did Halford die, bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49555729) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:10 AM Author: sinister vigorous love of her life locus Did Halford really die? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49556050) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:39 PM Author: geriatric domesticated indirect expression Crazy that someone would turn down relationship advice from EPAH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49553477) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:07 PM Author: Alcoholic parlour brother i like you as a poaster, and respect your opinion on a lot of topics, but how to deal with an unhealthy co-dependent romantic relationship is not one of them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49554126) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:07 PM Author: At-the-ready Toaster Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49554131) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 5:41 PM Author: Aggressive Factory Reset Button wives who are alcoholics cuck their husbands like 95% of the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49553059) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:04 PM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage I'd LUV an excuse to divorce her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49553215) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:24 PM Author: sticky halford Tell her divorce or treatment and let it do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49553274) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:04 PM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage Update: She woke up at 09:30 and stated she is never drinking or smoking again. I expect this to last for at most 14 hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49553213) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:05 PM Author: Spectacular fiercely-loyal gunner STFU you knew what you were getting in to and deserve it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49553216) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage WTT bro I just wanted a family. Why do you have to hate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49553230) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:20 PM Author: floppy jew famous landscape painting So 11:30 p.m. NYE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49553259) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:22 PM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage She was drinking until about 3am today. She's back asleep now. |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 9:26 PM Author: Cerise idiot pisswyrm 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49555335) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:23 PM Author: sticky halford The number one reason men initiate divorces is because of substance abuse. Good luck! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49553271) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:29 PM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49553286) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:58 PM Author: Bespoke gas station Taker her sailing out on the Great Barrier Reef. When she’s passed out drunk. Chain her to some kettlebells and toss her overboard 🦈 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49553506) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:13 AM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage This has been done a few times before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49553721) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:24 AM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage Update: She is back to smoking weed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49553730) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 2:34 PM Author: chest-beating quadroon Why do you not divorce her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49554454) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:37 AM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage Daughter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49555733) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 2:58 PM Author: carmine passionate lettuce pocket flask So who's in charge of the "toddler," son? Amazing how your story imploded without any outside help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49554524) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:08 PM Author: transparent comical water buffalo Counterpoint: she is married to op (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49554135) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:51 PM Author: Flesh Drunken School Cafeteria whok, how's you're daughter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49554766) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:57 PM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage In perfect shape, beautiful, smart, walking now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49554775) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 5:15 PM Author: splenetic mad cow disease Does she have a nanny, or is your alcoholic, drug-addict wife watching her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49554813) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 5:56 PM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage We don't have nanny. When I walked into the main bedroom on New Year's day she was passed out and my daughter crying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49554879) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 6:22 PM Author: splenetic mad cow disease JFC man. Is she passed out while you’re at work? How is that baby surviving? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49554931) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 8:22 PM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage No on work days I get up ay 430 am to take my daughter on a walk. She's turned out primo so I guess being an alcoholic and addicted to weed isn't all that bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49555220) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 9:27 PM Author: Cerise idiot pisswyrm Sorry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49555339) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 9:39 PM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage It's furked up but overall having a beautiful, kind, and sweet daughter has made my life immeasurably better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49555376) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 9:42 PM Author: Cerise idiot pisswyrm Amen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49555389) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 10:08 PM Author: Shivering amethyst stead macaca sounds like she needs an intervention (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49555450) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 10:44 PM Author: Bespoke gas station how did you meet her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49555492) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:33 AM Author: Out-of-control Hominid Theater Stage Tweed Hospital in early 2022 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2Elisa#49555728) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:56 AM Author: splenetic mad cow disease Man, stop lying. WMTP lied for over a decade, look how that turned out. Get your life together.
You don't have a baby, and you don't have a drug-addicted wife who can't even grocery shop and stays stocked on alcohol. If you actually did, you wouldn't be posting about it like it’s NBD--leaving a toddler alone with an addict full-time is legitimately dangerous.
The reason you're not worried is obvious: it's not real. |