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America is being destroyed by private equity

https://newrepublic.com/article/147669/real-retail-killer
Hideous Mahogany Den Really Tough Guy
  04/01/18
CR bye bye toys r us
magenta orchestra pit
  04/01/18
lol. any country that can be destroyed by people buying and ...
Exciting Regret Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/01/18
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Flatulent Piazza
  04/01/18
Hence -- all power to the Soviets.
titillating cream chapel
  04/01/18
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copper tantric faggot firefighter quadroon
  04/01/18
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boyish haunting partner crackhouse
  04/01/18
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vivacious bawdyhouse
  04/01/18
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Adventurous Iridescent Address Hissy Fit
  04/01/18
180
razzle-dazzle menage corn cake
  04/01/18
Explain how this works
burgundy rigpig
  04/01/18
financial sponsor uses bankruptcy remote llc to acquire a co...
Exciting Regret Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/01/18
Explain a corporate Lawyers role in this process
magical glittery school knife
  04/01/18
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930955&mc=81&...
Exciting Regret Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/01/18
...
Self-absorbed Church
  04/01/18
ty
burgundy rigpig
  04/01/18
LOL you left out the part where the load on debt and dividen...
dun provocative gas station
  04/01/18
T/f: dividend recaps happen in every (or most) lbos? Also...
Exciting Regret Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/01/18
...
impertinent motley new version plaza
  04/01/18
Why no discussion of burdensome regulations?!
vivacious bawdyhouse
  04/01/18
Obviously Amazon is killing retail. It isn't like retail sho...
bossy territorial immigrant
  04/01/18
Did you read the article?
Self-absorbed Church
  04/01/18
yes
bossy territorial immigrant
  04/01/18
?
vivacious bawdyhouse
  04/01/18
?
Fiercely-loyal Bateful Cuckoldry Forum
  04/01/18
Brick and mortar is still 90% of retail sales.
titillating cream chapel
  04/01/18
And Best Buy is, at least from what I've read, doing reasona...
shivering turdskin lay
  04/01/18
i find that hard to believe. Im a fairly typical consumer an...
Avocado idiotic parlour milk
  04/01/18
I think it depends a lot on what you're buying. Places like ...
shivering turdskin lay
  04/01/18
99% of groceries are bought in stores, bro. Thats the bulk o...
titillating cream chapel
  04/01/18
"Im a fairly typical consumer and my household buys 75%...
Multi-colored Public Bath Haunted Graveyard
  04/01/18
Yah this is obviously a clueless lib
bearded drunken stead telephone
  04/01/18
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Unhinged area mood
  04/01/18
"I'm a fairly typical consumer" writes a lawyer fr...
Umber autistic temple legend
  04/02/18
You're right, I think the average there is $1mm, IDK how the...
impertinent motley new version plaza
  04/02/18
Cohen benefits
magical glittery school knife
  04/01/18
...
Up-to-no-good range black woman
  04/03/25
So now libs are playing favorites with one industry over ano...
racy lemon skinny woman
  04/01/18
you suck imo
Talented Aquamarine Double Fault Nowag
  04/01/18
Dollar General was a KKR/GS company and is thriving. The au...
swashbuckling cocky set crotch
  04/01/18
this!
Talented Aquamarine Double Fault Nowag
  04/01/18
Smells (((fishy)))
Blue headpube office
  04/01/18
didn't Remington Arms and Gibson get into trouble because of...
opaque queen of the night
  04/01/18
there is something to this idea that debt incurred to financ...
Irradiated Stage
  04/01/18
i thought in america we let sophisticated parties freely set...
Exciting Regret Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/01/18
vis-a-vis contractual funded debt, i agree 100%. but coul...
Irradiated Stage
  04/01/18
or just avoided as an insider transaction. declaring and is...
sickened buck-toothed tanning salon
  04/01/18
I agree but they have fiduciary duties to creditors if payin...
dun provocative gas station
  04/01/18
It's that combined with the obsession with growth. A profita...
shivering turdskin lay
  04/01/18
they had high debt predicated on growth. growth didnt materi...
pontificating flesh box office
  04/01/18
Right, I know that's what wound up happening with them. My p...
shivering turdskin lay
  04/01/18
If all that the company does is maintain the status quo, it'...
Talented Aquamarine Double Fault Nowag
  04/01/18
Because, if you're in the market for buying a company, the o...
racy lemon skinny woman
  04/01/18
I think, though, that because of the American obsession with...
shivering turdskin lay
  04/01/18
Growth is only one part of the equation. The other things to...
Exciting Regret Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/01/18
aren't most private equity guys MASTER businessmen with MBAs...
opaque queen of the night
  04/01/18
They're not necessarily interested in actually running a bus...
shivering turdskin lay
  04/01/18
exactly. they're evil
opaque queen of the night
  04/01/18
...
Hideous Mahogany Den Really Tough Guy
  04/01/18
CR. Even the author doesn't seem to get this. "But p...
purple trip windowlicker cruise ship
  04/01/18
overleveraged businesses would explain reorganization, not l...
Kink-friendly university
  04/01/18
if you have a huge debt burden, you can't hire, can't invest...
Irradiated Stage
  04/01/18
that’s why companies reorganize.
Kink-friendly university
  04/01/18
Toys-r-us has underinvested since Bain LBO 7 or so years ago...
Irradiated Stage
  04/01/18
man if toys r us was a sinking ship maybe they OVERinvested ...
Exciting Regret Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/01/18
maybe. but dont you think you might run a business differen...
Irradiated Stage
  04/01/18
This is how it works in a law text book or an econ 101 textb...
Hateful meetinghouse background story
  04/01/18
there are obviously costs to bankruptcy, but you’re acting l...
Kink-friendly university
  04/01/18
Commercial real estate is usually even more levered. But for...
Stimulating nighttime business firm filthpig
  04/01/18
Yes, but the issue is its not profitable because for the las...
purple trip windowlicker cruise ship
  04/01/18
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talking sex offender ticket booth
  04/01/18
this is overstating it. PE guys are trying to grow profits ...
Irradiated Stage
  04/01/18
you think public shareholders have a longer horizon? they’re...
Kink-friendly university
  04/01/18
Isn't this just creative destruction?
Scarlet Native Associate
  04/01/18
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Cerebral institution
  04/01/18
LOL @ the middle-of-the-class law students turned tranny-mos...
Outnumbered Arousing Athletic Conference
  04/01/18
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free-loading antidepressant drug
  04/01/18
CR. It's a perfect storm of bullshit that makes this happen...
Hateful meetinghouse background story
  04/01/18
I generally agree with this take. even though my line of wor...
Exciting Regret Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/01/18
Ok take. I assume you're a bank creditmo associate. I ...
Hateful meetinghouse background story
  04/01/18
I do investment banking. Generally I’m way more interested i...
Exciting Regret Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/02/18
Awesome summary.
Cracking yarmulke
  04/02/18
Its true - most LBO shops are toxic and cancerous in their d...
Canary Beady-eyed Indian Lodge
  04/01/18
Can we get a rat fuck’s take on this?
aphrodisiac place of business
  04/02/18
superior anglo culture
Fear-inspiring school cafeteria
  04/03/25
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Fear-inspiring school cafeteria
  04/03/25
lmfao @ the dicksucking itt. and this was just 7 years ago. ...
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  05/31/25
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  09/03/26


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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Hideous Mahogany Den Really Tough Guy

https://newrepublic.com/article/147669/real-retail-killer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737315)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: magenta orchestra pit

CR bye bye toys r us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737338)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Exciting Regret Mad-dog Skullcap

lol. any country that can be destroyed by people buying and selling companies with debt deserves to be destroyed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737347)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Flatulent Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737355)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: titillating cream chapel

Hence -- all power to the Soviets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737416)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: copper tantric faggot firefighter quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737936)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: boyish haunting partner crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737420)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: vivacious bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737436)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Adventurous Iridescent Address Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737614)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle menage corn cake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737637)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: burgundy rigpig

Explain how this works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737408)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Exciting Regret Mad-dog Skullcap

financial sponsor uses bankruptcy remote llc to acquire a company with certain key characteristics (stable cash flows, moderate capex reqs, growth/cost saving opportunities, good management, solid asset base to secure debt). typically the sponsor writes an equity check of 20-30% of the purchase price and borrows the rest against the assets of the target.

the sponsor aggressively pays down debt (benefiting from interest tax shield) and after 5-7 years, exits via a sale to another sponsor or an IPO. the sponsor’s goal is to achieve an IRR of 20% via multiple expansion, debt paydown and increased margins/growth.

TLDR - PURE EVIL

sorry i couldn’t bear to read another retarded take from someone with strong opinions on something they don’t understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737462)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: magical glittery school knife

Explain a corporate Lawyers role in this process

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737505)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: Exciting Regret Mad-dog Skullcap

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930955&mc=81&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737515)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737834)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: burgundy rigpig

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737841)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 8:45 PM
Author: dun provocative gas station

LOL you left out the part where the load on debt and dividend it out to themselves along the way, leaving just enough fat on the bones that, if interest rates don’t rise, some other goon will buy the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35739301)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Exciting Regret Mad-dog Skullcap

T/f: dividend recaps happen in every (or most) lbos?

Also I give your analysis of lbo economics an F

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35739505)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: impertinent motley new version plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35740753)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: vivacious bawdyhouse

Why no discussion of burdensome regulations?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737429)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: bossy territorial immigrant

Obviously Amazon is killing retail. It isn't like retail shops that haven't been acquired by PE are doing good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737431)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Church

Did you read the article?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737440)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: bossy territorial immigrant

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737447)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: vivacious bawdyhouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737442)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Bateful Cuckoldry Forum

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737443)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: titillating cream chapel

Brick and mortar is still 90% of retail sales.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737446)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: shivering turdskin lay

And Best Buy is, at least from what I've read, doing reasonably well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737727)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Avocado idiotic parlour milk

i find that hard to believe. Im a fairly typical consumer and my household buys 75% of our stuff from amazon or other online retailers. 10 years ago it was maybe 10%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737759)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: shivering turdskin lay

I think it depends a lot on what you're buying. Places like Best Buy, or clothing stores, benefit a lot from your being able to see stuff in person and potentially get advice from the salespeople (assuming they're at least somewhat knowledgeable). I'll buy Tide Pods online because I know what they are and I'm basically just getting refills. When I got a TV for the spare bedroom, I got it from Amazon because I didn't give much of a shit and didn't feel like driving to shop in person. But I'd never buy a suit online except from a place (Brooks Brothers, for example) that has physical locations where I can get it measured, tailored, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737796)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: titillating cream chapel

99% of groceries are bought in stores, bro. Thats the bulk of retail. Also no one buys furniture without sitting on it first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737829)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored Public Bath Haunted Graveyard

"Im a fairly typical consumer and my household buys 75% of our stuff from amazon or other online retailers"

lmfao how fucking walled off from the world do you have to be to think a typical consumer buys 75% of their shit from etail?

75% of americans are too fucking afraid of CC theft to even use a CC online

you're confusing your social circle for "typical"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35738003)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: bearded drunken stead telephone

Yah this is obviously a clueless lib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35739127)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: Unhinged area mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35740749)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: Umber autistic temple legend

"I'm a fairly typical consumer" writes a lawyer from a DINK two graduate degree household making $450K in Manhattan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35742749)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: impertinent motley new version plaza

You're right, I think the average there is $1mm, IDK how they live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35742776)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: magical glittery school knife

Cohen benefits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737465)



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Date: April 3rd, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good range black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#48812710)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: racy lemon skinny woman

So now libs are playing favorites with one industry over another?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737496)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Talented Aquamarine Double Fault Nowag

you suck imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35739345)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling cocky set crotch

Dollar General was a KKR/GS company and is thriving. The author seems to have missed that when he cited them as a winner in all of this. Tastes change and there is no 90s middle class anymore to support all these stores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737560)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Talented Aquamarine Double Fault Nowag

this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35739360)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Blue headpube office

Smells (((fishy)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737610)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: opaque queen of the night

didn't Remington Arms and Gibson get into trouble because of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737640)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Irradiated Stage

there is something to this idea that debt incurred to finance a dividend to shareholders or purchase of equity should at some point just be deemed an improper re-ordering of the secured-unsecured-equity bankruptcy priory (i.e., puts equity ahead as they take all the surplus off the table with unsecured creditors (especially trade creditors) now taking the greatest risk).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737668)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Exciting Regret Mad-dog Skullcap

i thought in america we let sophisticated parties freely set the terms of their economic arrangement via contract? if a bank is prepared to finance a dividend recap which existing debt terms don’t prohibit, i don’t want a dumb lawyer “deeming” shit beyond the terms of the relevant documents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737706)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Irradiated Stage

vis-a-vis contractual funded debt, i agree 100%.

but could see an argument where general unsecured creditors are the ones getting screwed by equityholders and secured creditors tag teaming them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737803)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: sickened buck-toothed tanning salon

or just avoided as an insider transaction. declaring and issuing dividends that bankrupt the company is also illegal in general.

of course,

*simply creates out-of-court restructuring plan otherwise identical to pre-pack Chapter 11*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737898)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: dun provocative gas station

I agree but they have fiduciary duties to creditors if paying the dividend would put them in the zone of insolvency and this is a repeat business where if they are too greedy and it blows up they will not get financing next time around. Of course, though, banks still want to finance the acquisition debt so there are different motives at play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35739321)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: shivering turdskin lay

It's that combined with the obsession with growth. A profitable company that's not growing is deemed less valuable than an unprofitable company that's growing rapidly. I'm not a financemo and not saying that's what happened with Toys R Us, but I just don't understand why a company with a steady, but unchanging, stream of income is considered to be a bad thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737739)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: pontificating flesh box office

they had high debt predicated on growth. growth didnt materialize, debt still there. cant pay it, so they went bankrupt.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737769)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: shivering turdskin lay

Right, I know that's what wound up happening with them. My point was more, why take out debt just for aspirations of growth if you're profitable (I don't know if they were)? Why not just have your stores, sell your product, make your money, and be happy with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737779)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Talented Aquamarine Double Fault Nowag

If all that the company does is maintain the status quo, it's worthless to an equityholder imho. It has to GROW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35739388)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: racy lemon skinny woman

Because, if you're in the market for buying a company, the owners of that company would only sell it for a price so high that it would produce a very low return for the buyer. If you already own such a company or if you have a good job there, it's fucking great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737780)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: shivering turdskin lay

I think, though, that because of the American obsession with growth (especially in the case of publicly traded companies), even if you have such a company then you can wind up fucking yourself by pursuing growth, and then you wind up in a position where you're a target for corporate raiders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737813)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Exciting Regret Mad-dog Skullcap

Growth is only one part of the equation. The other things to consider are efficiency (ie the amount you have to reinvest to achieve a given level of growth) and capital structure.

You painted the picture of some stable business that gets wrecked by corporate raiders. A private equity guy might paint a picture of a grossly underachieving company with subpar/lazy/overcompensated/entrenched management and obvious ways to become more efficient. In theory private equity can improve the company and return it to the market as a significantly better enterprise.

Also, private equity is also about financial engineering. In corporate finance theory there’s an optimal level of debt that maximizes value of the company. When a company doesn’t have enough debt, PE solves that problem (too lazy to explain the idea of an optimal level of debt if it isn’t intuitively clear to you)

You could say it’s good for society that companies more efficiently,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737786)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: opaque queen of the night

aren't most private equity guys MASTER businessmen with MBAs from the M7? strange that they seem to suck at business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737760)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: shivering turdskin lay

They're not necessarily interested in actually running a business, though. In many cases (not all) it's more about either treating it like a house to be flipped where you're putting some money into it and make it look pretty for another buyer, or getting something you can sell for parts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737821)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: opaque queen of the night

exactly. they're evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737830)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Hideous Mahogany Den Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737899)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: purple trip windowlicker cruise ship

CR. Even the author doesn't seem to get this.

"But private equity firms made a host of mistakes and compounded them by turning these retailers into debt vehicles, all the while maximizing dividend payments. As David Dayen reported in The New Republic last year, the two private equity firms that acquired Payless “paid themselves $700 million in dividends in 2012 and 2013.” Betting on low interest rates to persist was a mistake that has ultimately bankrupted dozens of retailers."

lol it wasn't a mistake at all - its literally exactly what they set out to do. Borrow to fund acquisitions when rates are low, pay yourself as much as possible and flip it before rates go up and the company goes tits up. Unless they are holding equity not a single one of these guys gives a single fuck what happens to the business after they exit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35738720)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Kink-friendly university

overleveraged businesses would explain reorganization, not liquidation. this was probably written by a lac humanities grad.

if the issue were just the capital structure, then they’d cancel the equity, convert the debt to equity and keep runn8ng the business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737795)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Irradiated Stage

if you have a huge debt burden, you can't hire, can't invest in capex, can't grow, can't compete.

so debt leads not just to reorganization, but liquidation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737814)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: Kink-friendly university

that’s why companies reorganize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737824)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Irradiated Stage

Toys-r-us has underinvested since Bain LBO 7 or so years ago. Doesn't build a good ecommerce brand; doesn't invest in warehouses; doesn't build up logistics for fast toy releases. i don't know -- whatever it could have done to compete going forward, it didn't. So now there is no viable reorganization plan and the going concern will liquidate.

OK on a macro level the Toys-r-us shareholders that sold to Bain re-invested in the economy so that equity surplus was invested somewhere. Obviously not in Toys-R-Us. But maybe it's better to give going concern businesses a bit of cushion to weather a short-term storm. Instead of liquidating immediately after one wrong move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35738023)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: Exciting Regret Mad-dog Skullcap

man if toys r us was a sinking ship maybe they OVERinvested by every dollar of discretionary capex put into the business lol

this is less a referendum on PE than it is on amazon continued gaping of brick and mortar dinosaurs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35738040)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: Irradiated Stage

maybe. but dont you think you might run a business differently if you are debt free vs barely making your interest payments and if you miss the whole thing will implode, your suppliers won't ship to you and your equity will become worthless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35739177)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Hateful meetinghouse background story

This is how it works in a law text book or an econ 101 textbook.

In real life, bankruptcy is catastrophic for a company. People with options leave. You can't hire. You're paying 5x the rate for new debt (even working capital lines).

The companies PE steers in chapter 11 are often not planned for the long term, as well. They're planned for maxing their numbers at their exit horizon 4-5-6 years down the road. Sponsored companies have much higher rates of going chapter 22.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35740021)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: Kink-friendly university

there are obviously costs to bankruptcy, but you’re acting like no one ever emerges from ch11.

i’d be interested to see the stud6 you’re quoting on ch22 and pe ownership, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35740584)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Stimulating nighttime business firm filthpig

Commercial real estate is usually even more levered. But for instance, if Jared Kushner defaults on the debt of that skyscraper everyone is talking about, the lender will foreclose and take the building.

But it will still operate it as an office building...

That's what the people blaming P/E are missing. If this was a profitable business, they would sell it to someone to operate it as one. But its not, so they're liquidating it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35737910)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: purple trip windowlicker cruise ship

Yes, but the issue is its not profitable because for the last 7 years no one has actually tried to ensure there would be a profitable long term business. They simply took what they could out and now of course you are left with an unsalvageable business.

No one is actually there to run a long-term business - that is never the objective. The objective is to flip the business or pull as much out as possible during the fund term. It should be obvious how this strategy can completely ruin an otherwise decent company over a 5-10 year period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35738636)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: talking sex offender ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35739679)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: Irradiated Stage

this is overstating it. PE guys are trying to grow profits as quickly as possible. But arguably they are constrained by excess leverage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35740221)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: Kink-friendly university

you think public shareholders have a longer horizon? they’re usually worried about quarters instead of 3-5year h9ldin* periods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35740617)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: Scarlet Native Associate

Isn't this just creative destruction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35738825)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Cerebral institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35739584)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Outnumbered Arousing Athletic Conference

LOL @ the middle-of-the-class law students turned tranny-mos pretending to know what's what ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35739716)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 11:12 PM
Author: free-loading antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35740453)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Hateful meetinghouse background story

CR. It's a perfect storm of bullshit that makes this happen.

1.) Interest payments are deductible. Accordingly, if you're a business owner or potential acquirer, debt is artificially cheap when you're looking at your weighted average cost of capital. The government has made overtures to simmer this down (leveraged loan guidelines of no more than 7x EBITDA being allowed on a company, new tax bill limiting deduction on mega-levered companies), but none is enough to actually change the calculation. Interest deduction should have been abolished. No reason equity costs should be post tax but debt costs should be pre tax. As it is, investors/owners always have an incentive to max out debt instead of putting in (much more stable) equity.

2.) And, with that incentive, it's now far too easy to actually get too much leverage on a large company. Interest rates have been artificially depressed for a decade. People have to take tons of risk to get a 6% return in the fixed income market. Instead of lowering predictions, investors have piled on fixed-income risk. Other than during a few hiccup periods, banks can't make these levered loans fast enough. Infinite demand from funds, endowments, pension authorities. The banks keep almost none of the loans/bonds on their BS, so they have no incentive to give a fuck what is in there, other than to make sure they can sell it to the market, which isn't hard. Banks take 1.5-3.0% as a fee, so this is hugely profitable for them and they love doing these "risky" loans (where risk aint on them, other than maybe the period between signing and thier selling the debt). So PE guys have every incentive to max out debt, and every opportunity to do so. Having all this debt makes the company far more volitile. Interest rates, cap market freezes, even short term industry turmoil push companies into bankruptcy that would have been fine by a wide margin if traditionally funded.

3.) Standard for pricing most companies in this world is by using a "multiple" of their EBITDA (with a few comp and DCF analysis thrown in). Look back period for the numbers is 3-5 years. This incentivizes 3-4 year planning by investors (so, for exmaple, they cut people and operations that are necessary for long term success, stuff and stack distribution channels, do everything to juice numbers and engineer paper success at expense of stability). They try to hide their wizardry. It's a game of cat and mouse.

4.) S-OX and similar have made being public far too expensive. Going private has massive cost and information advantages just as a legal and employment arbitrage. You can slash and burn half of your legal, accounting, compliance and similar staff once you're private. You can cut half of your advisors.

5.) Not as big of a deal as it's made to be, but carried interest taxation is bullshit. It's clearly earned income, taxed at capital gains. Allows more people to go into PE and make more funds, as it effectively doubles the higher up's after-tax pay.

All this leaves companies always private (lowest number of public companies in several generations right now), and always two bad reports, or an interest rate movement, or an inability to roll debt, from being in bankruptcy. It's exactly what the system has incentivized. Other countries are much smarter about this. Not socially optimal.

~PE AGC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35739853)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Exciting Regret Mad-dog Skullcap

I generally agree with this take. even though my line of work would be far less lucrative without the deduction on interest expense, I agree that it is hard to defend the tax advantages for debt from a policy perspective.

separately, i’d point out that banks DO hold some risk (eg, term loan As, revolvers) but yes the riskier debt is syndicated (though not without very real risk to the bank, which you seem to brush aside)

also i don’t think the caricature of pe firms as pure merciless raiders is actually right. they aggressively cut costs and limit expansionary capex, sure. but they do have to return the company to market in a relatively short period of time. so it’s in their interest to not actually destroy the firm’s long term viability, regardless of which approach maximizes short-term debt paydown

also, to clarify, PE valuations are principally based on a multiple of LTM EBITDA. to fiigure our whether an investment makes sense, they use an LBO model to look *forward* (not backward) to estimate the sponsors returns on the investment given a few different variables (leverage, cash flow during the investment, interest expense on the debt, valuation of the company at the exit). your point generally stands - they’re obviously more focused on the short term than say a strategic buyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35740134)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Hateful meetinghouse background story

Ok take. I assume you're a bank creditmo associate.

I was straight PE, so my experience in credit is only after I joined a fund. Still, I've closed about 100 deals in firm and at fund, and I've never seen a term loan A in an LBO. LBOs are always term loan B, generally with a 2nd lien or bond layer below the senior secured debt. Banks hold the term loan on their books from the time we sign the purchase agreement (and the banks sign commitments) until the time they can sell the loans/bonds. That's real risk, but it's often short and very well compensated. But banks often have the debt sold a month or so after commitments signed. Our guys have to go and market the debt with them, and we know when the book fills up. Revolvers are held by real banks, but they have protections bonds and the current TLBs dont (financial requirement covenants where company can't have too much debt, for example) protecting the bank where the other investors are naked. Companies regularly file chapter 11 with their revolving line undrawn for that reason. Banks of course take risk, but when 2007 happens again and credit markets crater, it's the investors that will be done here as a balance sheet matter, not the banks. Banks may be done here if all their practices stop, but that's separate.

Leveraged lending was huge the past 4-5 years at all major banks. They make tons on it. It has its own section on investor calls now because it drives bank results in a way it never did. It's so lucrative on the risk/reward side, many PE firms have set up their own mini-leveraged-lending desks to place debt, to cut the banks out of it and keep that 2-3% of loan proceeds for themselves. They wouldnt be doing their own ibanking if this niche wasn't lucrative. They don't do it in other areas.

On the corporate raider point, it depends on the firm. Some are more hands off. Some come in and fire everyone on day two, especially if its being bought from a founder or taken private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35740447)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Exciting Regret Mad-dog Skullcap

I do investment banking. Generally I’m way more interested in the economics of an LBO than the relevant legal formalities. I’d rather off myself than do legal credit work Jesus Christ.

I wouldn’t really argue with any of your points here. There is no doubt PE can have adverse consequences for certain underperforming businesses. There is also no doubt it’s partly just financial engineering made possible by the various legal advantages for debt over equity (eg, tax shield, bankruptcy priority).

But i think we’d agree than any overly broad hot take like “PE IS RUINING AMERICA” doesn’t make much sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35743532)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Cracking yarmulke

Awesome summary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35742908)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: Canary Beady-eyed Indian Lodge

Its true - most LBO shops are toxic and cancerous in their deeds. No real value add is there - classic type of Boomer parasite capitalism that destroys value in the long term.

All they do is leverage access to cheap money to suck companies dry between cycles - and then get out before the cycle comes due so they usually are not around for the BK when it hits.

IIRC there was a story where Warren Buffett was asked if he could name anyone in the LBO space that he respected as a businessman and he said he couldn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35740521)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: aphrodisiac place of business

Can we get a rat fuck’s take on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#35742772)



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Date: April 3rd, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring school cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#48809653)



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Date: April 3rd, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#48812705)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Maniacal internet-worthy base

lmfao @ the dicksucking itt. and this was just 7 years ago. by 2035 the entire country is gonna be ubereats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#48976090)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2Elisa#50114469)