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Why is it so hard to get my dick inside of pussy

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Passionate Theatre
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Passionate Theatre
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are you on the spectrum brother
Glittery spruce preventive strike private investor
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Shut up, queer
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Wtf Luis
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Lol he wrote the clique theory aspie manifesto , so what do ...
greedy maize national
  11/28/19
What position? Missionary is the hardest, why not try doggy?...
Aromatic Senate International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/18/19
All suck equally imho
Passionate Theatre
  10/18/19
Something's wrong with you then. Doggy goes so deep it can h...
Aromatic Senate International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/18/19
"Missionary is the hardest" lmao
Irradiated Doctorate Property
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Often the pussy is seemingly under the woman, like it mas as...
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Sable curious address pocket flask
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The inside of pussies are also angled slightly and not strai...
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It's your responsibility to position the chick how you want ...
claret idiot messiness
  12/13/19
Hardest for men with dicks that aren't very big or hard enou...
Aromatic Senate International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/18/19
Cr Easily easiest
copper theater
  12/26/20
1. Pussy is too tight compared to the size of my dick (which...
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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:06 AM Author: cowgod(web.archiv...
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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:42 PM Author: cowgod (web.archi...
galvanic awkward weed whacker plaza
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how the fuck did cavemen figure out that the penis goes into...
indigo frum death wish
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cavemen reproduced through oral sex
At-the-ready cerebral keepsake machete party of the first part
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Sable curious address pocket flask
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it's true, Mel Gibson depicted the transitional phase in Apo...
comical stain sandwich
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Fornicators and Sodomites
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This happened to me Monday due to cocaine and booze. I was t...
vivacious mentally impaired cruise ship telephone
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Need more details
Sable curious address pocket flask
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i was in LA for work and hung out with this stripper that my...
vivacious mentally impaired cruise ship telephone
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you went down on a STRIPPER? Are you looking to get throat c...
offensive fear-inspiring stage
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that is not likely to happen for YEARS
vivacious mentally impaired cruise ship telephone
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Fragrant flatulent kitchen candlestick maker
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Sounds awesome. Can we trade lives?
Sable curious address pocket flask
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sure thing man, I always wanted to know how to play an instr...
vivacious mentally impaired cruise ship telephone
  10/18/19
Hanging out with her again next Friday, brothers
vivacious mentally impaired cruise ship telephone
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Can I just show up? You could prob seamlessly play my role i...
Sable curious address pocket flask
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don't I have to gain 75-150 lbs though? and don't you have t...
vivacious mentally impaired cruise ship telephone
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Current Woman has a rape fetish or something and won't do fo...
Passionate Theatre
  10/18/19
jfc straightmos
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Do you not get hard from putting a knife to her neck, rippin...
Irradiated Doctorate Property
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cr just punch her in the face a few times and you're both gu...
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I just came.
soul-stirring hateful macaca
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You have to spit on your hand and lube things yourself, geni...
claret idiot messiness
  12/13/19
probably the best thread of the day so far
sticky water buffalo lodge
  10/18/19
It's easier when they aren't trying to escape/fight back.
bespoke magenta french chef
  10/18/19
i have people to do this for me
Heady Organic Girlfriend Den
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What does that job pay?
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1/2 of all my earnings in perpetuity
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this is peak cowgod
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Sick odious coffee pot
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because you're a creep and anyone can see and smell it on yo...
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Frisky Vibrant Hell Prole
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Wait your shoe size is *seventeen*
Heady Organic Girlfriend Den
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Yeah which means my dick size (7``) is a disappointment. Dic...
Passionate Theatre
  11/28/19
How tall are you?
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I ask myself this every day, man.
cocky narrow-minded area turdskin
  12/13/19
This is because she isn’t turned on by you
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I still find this a problem.
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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: Passionate Theatre
Subject: cowgod

This might actually be a small dick problem, a long dick could just poke from any distance and eventually gain entry. Angle matters more the smaller a dick is. My dick is 7`` btw, shoe size is 17 so my dick is undersized by that standard and probably below average imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38994442)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:59 PM
Author: Passionate Theatre



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: Glittery spruce preventive strike private investor

are you on the spectrum brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38994496)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:04 AM
Author: Passionate Theatre

Shut up, queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38994513)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:02 AM
Author: rough-skinned liquid oxygen



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:19 PM
Author: Charismatic base elastic band



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: Glittery spruce preventive strike private investor

fuck you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38996924)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: vengeful jet karate pisswyrm



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Date: November 28th, 2019 11:09 AM
Author: Ruby Market Kitty



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:45 PM
Author: Coral underhanded step-uncle's house gaming laptop



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:47 PM
Author: Judgmental tanning salon sneaky criminal

Happy Thanksgiving!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39185855)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:03 PM
Author: stirring pistol



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: copper theater

Wtf Luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39186011)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Sick odious coffee pot



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: Onyx abusive factory reset button



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: disgusting gold boiling water ticket booth



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Date: December 13th, 2019 6:35 PM
Author: umber impertinent casino



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Date: December 13th, 2019 6:56 PM
Author: At-the-ready cerebral keepsake machete party of the first part



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:03 PM
Author: claret idiot messiness

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39262111)



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: Submissive Racy Patrolman Background Story



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: Outnumbered autistic bawdyhouse degenerate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39185823)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: copper theater



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:03 PM
Author: Sable curious address pocket flask



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:57 PM
Author: greedy maize national

Lol he wrote the clique theory aspie manifesto , so what do you think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39186083)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: Aromatic Senate International Law Enforcement Agency

What position? Missionary is the hardest, why not try doggy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38994499)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Passionate Theatre

All suck equally imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38994512)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: Aromatic Senate International Law Enforcement Agency

Something's wrong with you then. Doggy goes so deep it can hurt. You just dont get hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38994536)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:33 AM
Author: Irradiated Doctorate Property

"Missionary is the hardest"

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995034)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:51 AM
Author: Passionate Theatre

Often the pussy is seemingly under the woman, like it mas as well be the asshole. IIRC length of taint is a sign of virility in men, maybe it varies between Women idk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995061)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 8:06 AM
Author: Sable curious address pocket flask



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Peach Library Kitty Cat

The inside of pussies are also angled slightly and not straight-on. If you try to ram it in head-on- depending on the angle and her body structure- you might not get far. Obviously if your dick is small its more likely to slip out, but extreme issues are probably due to angle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39185986)



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:09 PM
Author: claret idiot messiness

It's your responsibility to position the chick how you want so you can violate her holds. Push her legs back and pull her ass up. Your pelvic bone should be smashed up against hers and your cock should be buried inside her to the hilt. Fold a pillow in half so that it's doubled up and stick it under her ass if you want. Sex is much much better if you take charge of things a bit so that you have a solid mechanical position from which to truly demolish the chick. And the chick will appreciate it too. Most chicks do not have a clue what they're doing in bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39262130)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:51 PM
Author: Aromatic Senate International Law Enforcement Agency

Hardest for men with dicks that aren't very big or hard enough. Not sure why you're laughing about this, retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38996905)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: copper theater

Cr

Easily easiest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#41621488)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:06 AM
Author: Passionate Theatre

1. Pussy is too tight compared to the size of my dick (which is small imho)

2. This, combined with the Angle of pussy, is a disaster imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38994529)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:09 AM
Author: galvanic awkward weed whacker plaza

Date: October 18th, 2019 12:06 AM

Author: cowgod(web.archive.org/web/20181230045958/http://www.cliquetheory.com)

1. Pussy is too tight compared to the size of my dick (which is small imho)

2. This, combined with the Angle of pussy, is a disaster imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38994543)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: copper theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39186009)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:08 AM
Author: galvanic awkward weed whacker plaza

Date: October 17th, 2019 11:42 PM

Author: cowgod (web.archive.org/web/20181230045958/http://www.cliquetheory.com)

This might actually be a small dick problem, a long dick could just poke from any distance and eventually gain entry. Angle matters more the smaller a dick is. My dick is 7`` btw, shoe size is 17 so my dick is undersized by that standard and probably below average imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38994542)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:36 AM
Author: indigo frum death wish

how the fuck did cavemen figure out that the penis goes into vagina, its the most hidden orifice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38994625)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 6:55 AM
Author: At-the-ready cerebral keepsake machete party of the first part

cavemen reproduced through oral sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995011)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:04 PM
Author: Sable curious address pocket flask



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:18 PM
Author: comical stain sandwich

it's true, Mel Gibson depicted the transitional phase in Apocalypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39185943)



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring hateful macaca

Fornicators and Sodomites

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39262126)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:14 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired cruise ship telephone

This happened to me Monday due to cocaine and booze. I was trying to mash my half-erect “penis” inside of a vag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995015)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:27 AM
Author: Sable curious address pocket flask

Need more details

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995020)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired cruise ship telephone

i was in LA for work and hung out with this stripper that my partner and client always hang out with. this time we were alone. she brought coke and then I tried to mash my limp pee pee into her. didn't work but she did successfully blow me. I went down on her twice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995205)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 9:07 AM
Author: offensive fear-inspiring stage

you went down on a STRIPPER? Are you looking to get throat cancer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995243)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 9:23 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired cruise ship telephone

that is not likely to happen for YEARS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995279)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:50 PM
Author: Fragrant flatulent kitchen candlestick maker



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:18 PM
Author: Sable curious address pocket flask

Sounds awesome. Can we trade lives?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38996733)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired cruise ship telephone

sure thing man, I always wanted to know how to play an instrument

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38996926)



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Date: October 19th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired cruise ship telephone

Hanging out with her again next Friday, brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39001775)



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Date: October 20th, 2019 3:55 AM
Author: Sable curious address pocket flask

Can I just show up? You could prob seamlessly play my role in my house. I don't think anyone would notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39002403)



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Date: October 20th, 2019 11:11 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired cruise ship telephone

don't I have to gain 75-150 lbs though? and don't you have to lose that much?

I don't know if we can pull this off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39002998)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:30 AM
Author: Passionate Theatre

Current Woman has a rape fetish or something and won't do foreplay. Obviously a slip-n-slide would work better for entry. My phenotype is insufficient to generate slime, need proper foreplay imho. How do rapists do it? Do they have bigger dicks? Or sometimes smaller dicks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995025)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:33 AM
Author: Plum queen of the night

jfc straightmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995032)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:34 AM
Author: Irradiated Doctorate Property

Do you not get hard from putting a knife to her neck, ripping her clothes off with our other hand and telling her to stop crying? I'm at full mast over here just thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995036)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:44 AM
Author: At-the-ready cerebral keepsake machete party of the first part

cr just punch her in the face a few times and you're both guaranteed to be in the mood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995047)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:47 PM
Author: sticky water buffalo lodge



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring hateful macaca

I just came.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39262133)



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:10 PM
Author: claret idiot messiness

You have to spit on your hand and lube things yourself, genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39262134)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:47 PM
Author: sticky water buffalo lodge

probably the best thread of the day so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38996884)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: bespoke magenta french chef

It's easier when they aren't trying to escape/fight back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38996915)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: Heady Organic Girlfriend Den

i have people to do this for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38996998)



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Date: October 20th, 2019 3:58 AM
Author: Sable curious address pocket flask

What does that job pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39002407)



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Date: October 20th, 2019 11:07 AM
Author: Heady Organic Girlfriend Den

1/2 of all my earnings in perpetuity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39002993)



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Date: November 19th, 2019 7:37 PM
Author: Impressive azure mad-dog skullcap

this is peak cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39141811)



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Date: November 19th, 2019 7:37 PM
Author: At-the-ready cerebral keepsake machete party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39141814)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:45 PM
Author: Sick odious coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39185850)



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Date: November 19th, 2019 7:38 PM
Author: cracking forum

because you're a creep and anyone can see and smell it on you from a mile away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39141818)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:50 PM
Author: Judgmental tanning salon sneaky criminal

*adjusts XO autism leaderboard to put CowGod in first place *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39185868)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:00 PM
Author: Frisky Vibrant Hell Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39185896)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:23 PM
Author: Heady Organic Girlfriend Den

Wait your shoe size is *seventeen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39185954)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: Passionate Theatre

Yeah which means my dick size (7``) is a disappointment. Dick size is suppose dto be 1/2 of shoe size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39186015)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 2:04 PM
Author: hyperventilating indirect expression

How tall are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39186123)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:38 PM
Author: hot therapy

Cowgod has become the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39186005)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: Passionate Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39186019)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 2:18 PM
Author: indigo frum death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39186179)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: vengeful jet karate pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39188041)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: hairraiser lemon potus school

He's making a strong play for Most Improved Poaster at MPM 2019

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39188042)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 10:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed yapping brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#41621588)



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:12 PM
Author: cocky narrow-minded area turdskin

I ask myself this every day, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39262148)



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: Poppy Location

This is because she isn’t turned on by you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39262200)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: puce stage mediation

One word: Astroglide. Curing dry pussy since 1977 when it was invented by NASA (or a contractor). Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#41621646)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Big Bear Energy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#50038090)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero

cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#50038095)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Big Bear Energy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#50038107)



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Date: August 1st, 2026 8:23 AM
Author: cowgod

I still find this a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#50038655)