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slap-happy chocolate spot
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ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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Junko Enoshima
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
laughsome magical party of the first part heaven
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LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kin...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
Unhinged International Law Enforcement Agency Prole
  08/02/21
This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
slap-happy chocolate spot
  08/03/21
our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
Unhinged International Law Enforcement Agency Prole
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
razzle skinny woman candlestick maker
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
slap-happy chocolate spot
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Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can co...
Motley Base
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Strong thread/moniker synergy
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Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to...
Cerise Razzle-dazzle Foreskin
  08/18/21
Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boome...
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It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember c...
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This poast blew my mind, not flame
slap-happy chocolate spot
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As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, p...
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o it's clear brother.
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: bull headed love of her life

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Big-titted Orchid Dopamine



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: laughsome magical party of the first part heaven

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Boyish temple preventive strike

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Contagious Insane Nursing Home



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Boyish temple preventive strike



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Unhinged International Law Enforcement Agency Prole

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Unhinged International Law Enforcement Agency Prole

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Khaki stag film



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Mischievous federal voyeur multi-billionaire



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: razzle skinny woman candlestick maker

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Motley Base

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: stimulating purple pit electric furnace

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Cerise Razzle-dazzle Foreskin

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Motley Base

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Cracking Trump Supporter Box Office

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Big-titted Orchid Dopamine



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Giraffe

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Cracking Trump Supporter Box Office



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Cracking Trump Supporter Box Office



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Yapping New Version Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Zippy cordovan main people

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Zippy cordovan main people

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Zippy cordovan main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Zippy cordovan main people

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate spot

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49653001)