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World's Greatest Slut apparently has a new title holder

https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-...
At-the-ready native striped hyena
  01/14/25
there's even a picture https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj
heady chestnut tattoo mental disorder
  01/14/25
MAGA!
salmon set
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Swashbuckling Olive Home Masturbator
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lmao "newsweek" we used to get it in the mail i...
Transparent Alcoholic Parlor
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rusted national security agency ratface
  01/14/25
Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and b...
Bronze Plaza Psychic
  01/14/25
That’s 1.5 men per minute
soul-stirring mewling stag film
  01/14/25
Jfc
spectacular greedy dilemma
  01/14/25
That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo Sys...
Frum Aphrodisiac Resort Patrolman
  01/14/25
Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If s...
fighting background story
  01/14/25
"fluffer" porn is one of my genres
soul-stirring mewling stag film
  01/15/25
superior birdshit civilization and birdshit "men&quo...
Violet big electric furnace
  01/14/25
Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???
racy becky
  01/14/25
all birdshit "men" are feminists
Violet big electric furnace
  01/14/25
This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society...
racy becky
  01/14/25
instead *crickets*
Violet big electric furnace
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sienna state
  01/14/25
women everywhere super jealous of her
dead orchestra pit toaster
  01/14/25
this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay
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Mauve marvelous church
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jfc
Dun Awkward Associate
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Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks whe...
trip keepsake machete
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heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfa...
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Odious rebellious hospital faggot firefighter
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Swashbuckling Olive Home Masturbator
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lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. k...
Maniacal citrine mad-dog skullcap
  01/14/25
I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be pe...
Red hominid chapel
  01/14/25
I have real questions about the mechanics of this
Talented pontificating hissy fit crotch
  01/14/25
She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of me...
Clear aromatic water buffalo goyim
  01/14/25
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Insecure deep national antidepressant drug
  01/14/25
It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they hav...
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Insecure deep national antidepressant drug
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Hateful House
  01/14/25
Had the same thought.
drunken arousing senate milk
  01/14/25
They should do a collab
cracking splenetic university
  01/14/25
where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend
Mauve marvelous church
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superior anglo culture
Irradiated mahogany boltzmann
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drunken arousing senate milk
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"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo ...
Irradiated mahogany boltzmann
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, chirped "Peanut Balls"
Lemon Cruise Ship Community Account
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nice
Honey-headed Very Tactful Brunch Candlestick Maker
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how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILI...
Irradiated mahogany boltzmann
  01/14/25
nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts
Honey-headed Very Tactful Brunch Candlestick Maker
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those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG D...
Irradiated mahogany boltzmann
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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*posts about some asian 5 who got beaten by her dad so hard ...
Irradiated mahogany boltzmann
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Irradiated mahogany boltzmann
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if only asians were so CREATIVE and ORIGINAL to invent tikto...
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Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize
salmon set
  01/15/25
do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy
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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: At-the-ready native striped hyena

https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-sex-feat-1057-men-2014533

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552310)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: heady chestnut tattoo mental disorder

there's even a picture

https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553545)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:42 AM
Author: salmon set

MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48554292)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Olive Home Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49003545)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Transparent Alcoholic Parlor

lmao "newsweek"

we used to get it in the mail in the 80s

now this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552314)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: rusted national security agency ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552791)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Bronze Plaza Psychic

Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and biting satirical political cartoons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553392)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: soul-stirring mewling stag film

That’s 1.5 men per minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552317)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: spectacular greedy dilemma

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552749)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Frum Aphrodisiac Resort Patrolman

That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo System. Impressive stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553409)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: fighting background story

Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If she doubled up any holes or got her feet involved she could’ve stretched each gang to over 10 min banging sessions. Presumably the vag and ass bros could also be replaced with hand, feet and mouth bros so that each 10 min started with 7 dudes but the last 5 was just finishing off the last 3 of them. I would hope she had a team of fluffers who were also edging the fuck out of these dudes so that they all busted almost immediately as soon as they touched her. It’s really the clean up that seems grossest and most logistically challenging.

Also this whore is obviously lying and full of shit. It was probably only like 40 dudes and they all signed NDAs and so they can’t snitch on her without risking being outted and driven into bankruptcy by a rat faced barrister in a goofy long curly salt and pepper wig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553497)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: soul-stirring mewling stag film

"fluffer" porn is one of my genres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48554387)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Violet big electric furnace

superior birdshit civilization

and birdshit "men" who claim to be the most violent and intelligent men are noticably silent abt their own women taking loads of nigga and muzzie cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552325)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: racy becky

Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552329)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Violet big electric furnace

all birdshit "men" are feminists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552354)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: racy becky

This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society that results in Taliban level restrictions on women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552332)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Violet big electric furnace

instead *crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552353)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: sienna state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553524)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: dead orchestra pit toaster

women everywhere super jealous of her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552334)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Histrionic medicated fanboi

this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552366)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: rusted national security agency ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552793)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Odious rebellious hospital faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552797)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Bronze Plaza Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553407)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Mauve marvelous church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553421)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Dun Awkward Associate

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553508)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: trip keepsake machete

Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks when he sucks off all 120 of the Knesset 10 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Violet big electric furnace

heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfans.com/knesset



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Odious rebellious hospital faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552489)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Olive Home Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49989859)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Maniacal citrine mad-dog skullcap

lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. keep sucking jew cock + boasting about the actions of your ancestors 80 years ago :thumbsup:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552385)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Red hominid chapel

I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be penetrated in every hole continuously to reach this number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552785)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Talented pontificating hissy fit crotch

I have real questions about the mechanics of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552788)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Clear aromatic water buffalo goyim

She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of men in one day” chick

https://www.newsweek.com/who-porn-star-bonnie-blue-lily-phillips-onlyfans-2014628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553372)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Insecure deep national antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553374)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Clear aromatic water buffalo goyim

It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they have very similar faces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Insecure deep national antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553386)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Hateful House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553527)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: drunken arousing senate milk

Had the same thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553399)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: cracking splenetic university

They should do a collab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553424)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Mauve marvelous church

where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553449)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553510)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: drunken arousing senate milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553520)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann

"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo culture despite pr0n literally being illegal"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553522)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Lemon Cruise Ship Community Account

, chirped "Peanut Balls"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553561)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Honey-headed Very Tactful Brunch Candlestick Maker

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553566)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann

how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILIZING. WHITE IS RIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553568)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Honey-headed Very Tactful Brunch Candlestick Maker

nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553572)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann

those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG DONE HERE! only WHITES cant be stereotyped! and whites are the LEAST RACIST RACE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553599)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48554259)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:52 AM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48554311)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48555775)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Hateful House

(crazy person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48555842)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann

*posts about some asian 5 who got beaten by her dad so hard she shits on asian men on tiktok all day*

*lols at nowags*

ASIAN MEN DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48555863)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664645&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48558902)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann

if only asians were so CREATIVE and ORIGINAL to invent tiktok cumwalks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48558981)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48567275)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48571434)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48574494)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48583427)



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Date: June 5th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann

A WORLD WITHOUT KOREAN MEN LMAO

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5308417&forum_id=2#48456029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48991021)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49070480)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49077617)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49354939)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49921732)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49923920)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:20 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49926840)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49963114)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49963192)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:11 AM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49972831)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49989636)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49995156)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#50002900)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#50017792)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#50027878)



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Date: July 29th, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#50033609)



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Date: August 3rd, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#50043825)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49084002)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49003519)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Irradiated mahogany boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49177066)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:43 AM
Author: salmon set

Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48554294)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Indigo Range

do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48558958)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:13 AM
Author: Pearl institution

Yeah, the hard part is recruitment, scheduling, and logistics. They probably had 2-hour slots and front-loaded them slightly. You show up at your time, get a number, and wait in the lobby or outside; when the time slot in front of you is down to its last 30 guys or whatever, you file in, get naked, and get in line in order of your number. A tattooed meth head yells at you as a group to condom up and that you'll get 15 seconds of sex (they've 'budgeted' 40 seconds, but there's always leakage during transitions, guys wanting to jack themselves 4 times before going in, etc., and you need to compensate for the whore's breaks), and that you're not to touch her with anything other than your penis (no kissing, obviously, but think about how retarded the average guy at one of these things is). No BYOcondom allowed; everyone has to use one of the 3 sizes of Lifestyles condom supplied, since that brand is a 'sponsor' of the gangbang.

The biggest problem is guys not getting/staying hard, which there's very little patience for, but they also can't afford to just kick out everyone who experiences any issues because that's too many ppl. (This was the major 'qualification' screened for in the casting call, but it still comes up.) Guys are expected to keep themselves jacked hard, and they've devoted an entire Jew to checking the guy in the on-deck circle for hardness and pulling him back to the hole if he's not keeping it up; you can get skipped 2x, but 3 strikes you're out.

The two body men taking care of the girl herself (strip club bouncers by trade, and easily the most normal people there) are shocked at how many dudes say bizarrely retarded shit like "but I haven't cum yet" when being pulled off at the beep. They've set aside 45 minutes in aggregate for breaks and decided to let the girl choose how to divvy them up--"we'll see how it goes and keep track of if we're on pace"--which they immediately regret as the girl has no visceral sense of math or ability to delay gratification and takes 32 minutes of smoke breaks in the first 2.5 hours.

Guys in the last 3 time slots get a significantly worse experience, with the scent of BO and cigarettes oppressively thick in the air, and the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup. Expressing concern about what you're sticking your dick into gets you a summary expulsion, especially as the supervisory Jew realizes they're comfortably ahead of schedule to hit 1,000, and everyone's tired and doesn't give a shit anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49355029)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: Dun Awkward Associate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49921796)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 5:57 AM
Author: salmon set

You sound like you speak from experience. Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49921908)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Olive Home Masturbator

"the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup"

....everyday we stray further from the light of God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49989863)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Light Meetinghouse

Why are these megaskanks all Bri’ish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48567354)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy laughsome base

Jews using the same demoralization techniques that ended a white Christian monoculture in the USA on the next target.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49003554)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Wonderful gaping pit

Damn, what a slut!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49926842)