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POLL: what's your wife's body count?
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: bright base filthpig i'm doing research (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947280) |
Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: rose odious deer antler temple 1 handful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947281) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Sticky primrose lettuce 1 guy before me. whore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947282) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: bright base filthpig 180. my wife's is allegedly 3 (only 2 before me), but according to my mistress my wife lied to me.
LMK if you want me to explain. |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: Sapphire Irradiated Pit it at least 4 considering i know for a fact she has slept with one person after marrying you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947290) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: bright base filthpig go away you indian turd bastard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947296) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Sapphire Irradiated Pit if you can't keep me out of your bedroom why the fuck would you think you can keep me out of a thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947301) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: bright base filthpig (smelly assnigger nonwhite) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947302) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: Sapphire Irradiated Pit you wife asks me not to shower. says she enjoys a musky chocobar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947307) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: Federal Racy French Chef wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947283) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: Sapphire Irradiated Pit i think my gf's is around 30. my ex-wife was less than 10. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947285) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Sticky primrose lettuce 30 is actually insane. is she an actual whore? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947400) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Sapphire Irradiated Pit mines in the triple digits so i can't judge. and i don't care about body count unless it's indicative of extreme self-destructive behavior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947428) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:16 AM Author: puce vivacious office lol sure it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950232) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: cracking turquoise den pocket flask triple digits is prima facie indicative of extreme self-destructive behavior (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992770) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: Black Filthy Property ? for a 43 yo man it's 4 per year since the age of 18 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993508) |
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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:40 PM Author: Sapphire Irradiated Pit i've mostly been in long term relationships. but there were a few periods of mindless casual sex for the sake of it. but even when dating in the hopes of something long term sex is often just an ordinary part of the dating process. plus dating a couple "bi" girls down for an occasional 3way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48996786) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: Opaque charismatic range scourge upon the earth men older than 35 really need to take a stand and not use that term.
i hear olds like me using zoomer porn slang like "glazing" and "body count" and "gaped" and it all needs to stop
youngs should be pressured by people who actually have money to stop talking pornographically |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: bright base filthpig body count has been in use for a while. so has gaped.
glazed is new so i will give you that. |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: Opaque charismatic range scourge upon the earth fair enough, and body count at least is meant to be about sex
i hear people saying glazed and gaped as metaphors all the time. wtf. this isnt a pornhub comment section, faggot, this is IRL. Have some dignity |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:03 PM Author: bright base filthpig i listen to A LOT of youtube reactors who react to rap songs, so glazed sounds normal to me now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947310) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: Metal electric furnace monthly nut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947304) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: curious slate public bath laser beams while I watched? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947297) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: ruby diverse sex offender tattoo Are you talking shit or actual LS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947648) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:44 PM Author: self-centered space Lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993596) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:18 PM Author: Aquamarine Nofapping Coldplay Fan Probably over 100. She was a hot little slut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947389) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:23 PM Author: slippery persian I’ve lost track since the wedding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947434) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: vermilion flirting mediation resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48986000) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:06 AM Author: bright base filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950150) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:44 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Indigo Candlestick Maker She lost count but somewhere over 500
She’s not very sexual anymore tho |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:02 AM Author: Ungodly Forum Newt amazing poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950213) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:05 AM Author: bright base filthpig i think my wife may have cheated on me years ago. should i kill her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950215) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:10 AM Author: puce vivacious office 1 including me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950220) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:42 AM Author: hyperactive passionate circlehead she's had 2 bodies come out of her so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950265) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:13 PM Author: bright base filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48953547) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:14 PM Author: Haunting soggy mad-dog skullcap I dunno (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48953549) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Azure brunch 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48953564) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: bright base filthpig update, i had an absolute mental meltdown that had its genesis in this question, and it turns out my wife did, in fact, only sleep with two guys before me.
also, i'm back on antidepressants! |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:23 AM Author: Stimulating double fault she lied because she knows you’re a gay jewish psycho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48985948) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: bright base filthpig no she didn't.
you are really a sad and pathetic person. much like i was when i was an active addict. |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Stimulating double fault You’re still a drug addicted kike fag. Your children will laugh when you inevitably kill yourself, and they’ll give your whore wife a high five for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48986038) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Sapphire Irradiated Pit even in that bleak scenario he still would have had a wife and children whereas you will always be a NEET incel lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992721) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: bright base filthpig i'm high on various class A narcotics rn and getting sucked by a tranny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992734) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: Charcoal toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992829) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Stimulating double fault You’re a loser and so is this kike
Lmao @ having gay kids w some nigger fucking jew whore |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: bright base filthpig woah look out guys, he said nigger! and then jew and kike. wild man alert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992757) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: Stimulating double fault You’re a jew and you get fucked by men
lol @ you, faggot |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: bright base filthpig oh man, what will this guy say next! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992768) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: Stimulating double fault “Hey guyth is thith punk rock?”
*gets buttfucked by a nigger*
What a cool kike! |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: bright base filthpig how much do the truckers pay you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992783) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: Stimulating double fault kike faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992794) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: Sapphire Irradiated Pit excuse me he's one of ARE top antisemites and all the people he's been fucked by were identifying as women at the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992769) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: bright base filthpig isn't bp confirmed to have sucked dicks for money at new england truck stops? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992781) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: Stimulating double fault “I do it for free!”
-Zurich, proud Jewish “man” |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM Author: bright base filthpig (totally not jewish but bragging that HE got paid for dicksucks whereas i did it for nothing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992798) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: Stimulating double fault You’re spiraling
and jewish
shameful |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: bright base filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992812) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: Sapphire Irradiated Pit you're spiraling dude. boner police (chill fratty hinged tuft chad) said so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992819) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:14 PM Author: Stimulating double fault simp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992854) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: cheese-eating onyx becky 0 before me, 1 since marriage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48986037) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:09 PM Author: bright base filthpig what's yours?
my wife and i both had only two before we met each other. i ruined that when i went off the rails a few years ago. i hate myself for that. |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: cheese-eating onyx becky around 15, she knew a few of them before we married and they still keep in touch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992642) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:10 PM Author: maize nighttime brethren I’m assuming a lot because she always goes to South America for a month and stays at hostels (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992677) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:11 PM Author: hairraiser pale ratface 7 before me. I got her at age 21. 5 of the 7 were when she was 15-16. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992683) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:12 PM Author: Azure brunch How many after? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992686) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: hairraiser pale ratface zero so far, but I’m doing my best to make it an integer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992727) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 PM Author: Hideous Laughsome Mexican Did she have a busy sophomore year? Getting passed around by cool juniors and seniors? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993765) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: deep comical keepsake machete indirect expression Ex-wife was somewhere in the 60-70 range. As part of the 4th Step in AA you have to make a list, and I accidentally saw hers and was like wtf. Had plenty entries like “airline pilot in Denver” and stuff, lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992718) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Black Filthy Property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992725) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: vibrant mustard wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992732) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: Talented flickering whorehouse 180 if true. 180 if flame. Well done, sir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992772) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: deep comical keepsake machete indirect expression True. A bit of a surprise because when we started dating she has clearly said it was “under 50.” I felt a bit deceived later, NGL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993038) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:07 PM Author: Black Filthy Property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993489) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: Pungent stage bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992821) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: learning disabled swashbuckling theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992831) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: self-centered space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993604) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:59 PM Author: slippery persian My 4th step is sitting in the garage. My birdbrain wife has never bothered reading. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993789) |
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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:22 AM Author: deep comical keepsake machete indirect expression That’s best. I didn’t seek it out, just stumbled across it in an untitled notebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993956) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: Haunting soggy mad-dog skullcap No idea. I hope it's a ton (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992729) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: vibrant mustard wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992733) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: Twinkling Garrison Weed Whacker Including me, zero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992784) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: Talented flickering whorehouse I'm virtually certain I am the only one. She was religious and wanted to save herself for marriage. And she had only one serious boyfriend before me, and I know the fact that she refused to fuck him was a point of contention in their relationship. And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after marriage, because I have given her permission to do so, so I would assume she would tell me if she did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992789) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: cracking turquoise den pocket flask "And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after marriage, because I have given her permission to do so"
Strange "marriage" you've got there |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: wonderful drab corner pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993504) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: Hideous Laughsome Mexican Yeah, how did that come about? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993770) |
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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:08 PM Author: Talented flickering whorehouse I'm a cheatmo and I barely hide it. I can't tell if the wife just tolerates it or if she is in denial about the fact that I am fucking some of the women I hang around with. I figured it was only fair if I let her do the same thing. Plus I was hoping that we could just do a full open marriage and I wouldn't have to keep pretending like I don't fuck my side pieces. She didn't bite, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48996732) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: copper nowag 3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992804) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: cracking turquoise den pocket flask this girl I was fucking and really liked told me her number was around 75 and it left me sort of in shock. I kept dating and fucking her for a while after that, but I couldn't take her seriously as a marriage prospect anymore so I always had one foot out the door.
current wife has 3 before me.
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: vibrant mustard wrinkle THat's insane, it's good you found another girl who loves wrestling, horror movies and video games (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992822) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: cracking turquoise den pocket flask she loves horror movies, used to occasionally go to or watch a wrestling event but isn't really a fan, and basically the same for video games. she used to play story-based games like Detroit Become Human and Dark Pictures Anthology with me but hasn't since we've had kids. she is too tired and doesn't have time. She is still very fuckable despite being 40 and having produced 2 children so it's fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992860) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:05 PM Author: bright base filthpig that's disgusting, wtf. shocked she admitted to that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992839) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: Charcoal toaster lots of cope and delusion itt lmaoooooo
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: vibrant mustard wrinkle My roastie isn't like the others, she only fucked 1-2 guys before she chose me, I have the Best Life Ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992874) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:30 PM Author: Charcoal toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992894) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: amethyst orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993551) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: amethyst orchestra pit 1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993265) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:45 PM Author: nudist stirring clown doing research for a research boner tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993598) |