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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
hairless rusted hospital legend
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
hairless rusted hospital legend
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
hairless rusted hospital legend
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
hairless rusted hospital legend
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
hairless rusted hospital legend
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
hairless rusted hospital legend
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Orange prole
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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cerebral fluffy juggernaut
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His moniker?
puce naked boltzmann forum
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Colt
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Disco Fries
Crawly fortuitous meteor
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
aquamarine alcoholic private investor
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
chrome bat shit crazy milk theater stage
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
cerebral fluffy juggernaut
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
chrome bat shit crazy milk theater stage
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Excitant dopamine
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
provocative duck-like space
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man's BEST friend
Grizzly fantasy-prone ticket booth alpha
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
vibrant property hunting ground
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Crawly fortuitous meteor
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Marvelous spot famous landscape painting
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
vibrant property hunting ground
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
aquamarine alcoholic private investor
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Orange prole
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Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
cream vigorous stage
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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mods
Trip death wish
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
heady brethren
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
house-broken rigor
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
heady brethren
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency
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lol
Orange prole
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
laughsome mischievous den
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
cerise antidepressant drug
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
cerebral fluffy juggernaut
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: hairless rusted hospital legend

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: hairless rusted hospital legend

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: hairless rusted hospital legend

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: hairless rusted hospital legend

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: hairless rusted hospital legend

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: hairless rusted hospital legend

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: hairless rusted hospital legend

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: hairless rusted hospital legend

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49963539)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49963546)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: hairless rusted hospital legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: hairless rusted hospital legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: hairless rusted hospital legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: hairless rusted hospital legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: hairless rusted hospital legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: hairless rusted hospital legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: hairless rusted hospital legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: hairless rusted hospital legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: hairless rusted hospital legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Orange prole

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: cerebral fluffy juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: puce naked boltzmann forum

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: chrome bat shit crazy milk theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle trailer park jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: vibrant property hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: talented jade base pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Crawly fortuitous meteor

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: aquamarine alcoholic private investor

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: chrome bat shit crazy milk theater stage

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: elite athletic conference tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: chrome bat shit crazy milk theater stage

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: cerebral fluffy juggernaut

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: chrome bat shit crazy milk theater stage

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Excitant dopamine

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: provocative duck-like space

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Grizzly fantasy-prone ticket booth alpha

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: vibrant property hunting ground

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Crawly fortuitous meteor

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Marvelous spot famous landscape painting

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: vibrant property hunting ground

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: aquamarine alcoholic private investor

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Orange prole

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: laughsome mischievous den

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: cream vigorous stage

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: cerebral fluffy juggernaut

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Trip death wish

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: heady brethren

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: house-broken rigor

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: heady brethren

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: house-broken rigor

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Passionate principal's office mood

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: heady brethren

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Silver harsh partner

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Orange prole

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: laughsome mischievous den

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: cerise antidepressant drug

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: cerise antidepressant drug

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: cerise antidepressant drug

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: bateful aggressive field

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: startling motley immigrant

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: cerise antidepressant drug

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Milky hairraiser dilemma

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mewling love of her life garrison

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: dashing skinny woman persian

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ceo international law enforcement agency

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Crawly fortuitous meteor

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: cerebral fluffy juggernaut

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Pea-brained Hell

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899877)