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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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Sable odious meetinghouse trust fund
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
motley flushed cumskin
  05/20/25
Never played it
Sable odious meetinghouse trust fund
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
useless appetizing sneaky criminal volcanic crater
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
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Trip pocket flask prole
  10/24/25
wario land
self-centered magical public bath
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
Sable odious meetinghouse trust fund
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
out-of-control brunch
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
Sable odious meetinghouse trust fund
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Trip pocket flask prole
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
internet-worthy ladyboy space
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
Sable odious meetinghouse trust fund
  10/23/25
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Trip pocket flask prole
  10/23/25
oddworld was amazing
bat-shit-crazy brass ticket booth multi-billionaire
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All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
awkward theatre internal respiration
  10/23/25
Jesus
motley flushed cumskin
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Trip pocket flask prole
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
Dashing state
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Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
Dashing state
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The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
motley flushed cumskin
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
Dashing state
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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Sable odious meetinghouse trust fund

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: motley flushed cumskin

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Sable odious meetinghouse trust fund

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: useless appetizing sneaky criminal volcanic crater

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Sable odious meetinghouse trust fund

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Trip pocket flask prole



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: self-centered magical public bath

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Sable odious meetinghouse trust fund

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: out-of-control brunch

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Sable odious meetinghouse trust fund

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Trip pocket flask prole



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: internet-worthy ladyboy space

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Sable odious meetinghouse trust fund

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Trip pocket flask prole



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy brass ticket booth multi-billionaire

oddworld was amazing

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Trip pocket flask prole



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: awkward theatre internal respiration

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: motley flushed cumskin

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Trip pocket flask prole



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Dashing state

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Dashing state

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: motley flushed cumskin

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Dashing state

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2Elisa#49374877)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Trip pocket flask prole



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Dashing state

https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.com/2025/08/29/68b1148a9e9b08.97836919.webp

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Trip pocket flask prole

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Sable odious meetinghouse trust fund



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Trip pocket flask prole



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