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Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a foo...
transparent factory reset button
  05/27/25
If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher...
Sapphire fragrant hissy fit sweet tailpipe
  05/27/25
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transparent factory reset button
  05/27/25
sounds 180 you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he mak...
magical mind-boggling genital piercing
  05/27/25
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transparent factory reset button
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q
outnumbered meetinghouse keepsake machete
  05/27/25
If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucra...
Frum rose reading party prole
  05/27/25
id buy one u got a link?
glittery fanboi
  05/27/25
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chestnut mewling new version
  05/27/25
I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumb...
Crystalline garrison
  05/27/25
Much like my wife
transparent factory reset button
  05/28/25
jfc
Apoplectic pearl queen of the night theater stage
  05/28/25
tbf she was already yellow, Moshe
Cordovan stage
  05/28/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: transparent factory reset button

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.

Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966223)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Sapphire fragrant hissy fit sweet tailpipe

If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher or made in a special way so that jews can have it too or whatever he would have made money on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966234)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: transparent factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966240)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: magical mind-boggling genital piercing

sounds 180

you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966238)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: transparent factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966241)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: outnumbered meetinghouse keepsake machete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966244)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Frum rose reading party prole

If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucrative invention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966245)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: glittery fanboi

id buy one u got a link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966246)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: chestnut mewling new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966256)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Crystalline garrison

I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumbest stuff imaginable. One printed tens of thousands of "patriotic" themed stickers after 9/11, apparently hoping to cash in on the hysteria. Years later I found piles of these stickers in a relative's garage, worthless and yellowing with age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966433)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: transparent factory reset button

Much like my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966782)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:26 AM
Author: Apoplectic pearl queen of the night theater stage

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966787)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: Cordovan stage

tbf she was already yellow, Moshe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966805)