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Yale Philosopher here. Taking questions on ethical dilemmas.

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mustard macaca piazza
  06/18/25
is it gay if i have sex with an identical version of myself?
Hairraiser bronze philosopher-king shrine
  06/18/25
Only if you're gay
mustard macaca piazza
  06/18/25
I can field this one. Giving your own clone a handjob isn't...
Vibrant Disturbing Mother Immigrant
  06/18/25
this checks out ty
Hairraiser bronze philosopher-king shrine
  06/18/25
who would win in a fight between Duke Nukem and Turok the Di...
Lilac range
  06/18/25
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electric magical french chef school
  06/18/25
Turok. Not even close too
mustard macaca piazza
  06/18/25
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brass area
  06/18/25
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Bipolar Cuckoldry Dilemma
  06/18/25
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brass area
  06/18/25
Bold claim.
Lilac range
  06/18/25
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brass area
  06/18/25
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multi-colored affirmative action locale
  06/18/25
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Glittery underhanded rehab shitlib
  06/18/25
would u care to explain Martha Nussbaum's concept of Fragili...
umber wild associate boltzmann
  06/18/25
"Morality is a luxury of the powerful"
mustard macaca piazza
  06/18/25
*sang the Whiffenpoofs at the alumni gathering*
umber wild associate boltzmann
  06/18/25
Suicidal lonely bro here. Explain away solipsism.
rough-skinned masturbator therapy
  06/18/25
It's a coping mechanism produced by your brain because you a...
mustard macaca piazza
  06/18/25
Isn’t that a jew school?
histrionic medicated milk
  06/18/25
No you're thinking of Columbia
mustard macaca piazza
  06/18/25
You are not a philosopher
aromatic state sex offender
  06/18/25
False. I am a prestigious Yale-Accredited Philosopher whose ...
mustard macaca piazza
  06/18/25
Is it ethical to dump a non-WOC girlfriend based solely on h...
Metal striped hyena dog poop
  06/18/25
This depends on your Height If you're 6'4" and above...
mustard macaca piazza
  06/18/25
Okay, I lol’d
brass area
  06/18/25
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startling slimy stead sound barrier
  06/18/25
Why does Brian Leiter hate us? Why does Brian Leiter rank Y...
Godawful lettuce fanboi
  06/18/25
This one's easy. He's Jewish.
mustard macaca piazza
  06/18/25
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histrionic medicated milk
  06/18/25


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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: mustard macaca piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028610)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser bronze philosopher-king shrine

is it gay if i have sex with an identical version of myself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028628)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: mustard macaca piazza

Only if you're gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028645)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Vibrant Disturbing Mother Immigrant

I can field this one. Giving your own clone a handjob isn't gay, because masturbation isn't gay. Giving or receiving a blowjob is gay because of you were some sort of contortionist who sucked your own dick, that would be gay. And of course anal sex would be very gay, because sticking a dildo up your own ass is very gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028832)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Hairraiser bronze philosopher-king shrine

this checks out ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028863)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Lilac range

who would win in a fight between Duke Nukem and Turok the Dinosaur Hunter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028634)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: electric magical french chef school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028641)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: mustard macaca piazza

Turok. Not even close too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028648)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: brass area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028688)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Bipolar Cuckoldry Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028708)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: brass area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028709)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Lilac range

Bold claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028766)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: brass area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028806)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: multi-colored affirmative action locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028850)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Glittery underhanded rehab shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028684)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: umber wild associate boltzmann

would u care to explain Martha Nussbaum's concept of Fragility of Goodness? shouldn't goodness be made of sterner stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028640)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: mustard macaca piazza

"Morality is a luxury of the powerful"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028654)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: umber wild associate boltzmann

*sang the Whiffenpoofs at the alumni gathering*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028661)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: rough-skinned masturbator therapy

Suicidal lonely bro here. Explain away solipsism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028702)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: mustard macaca piazza

It's a coping mechanism produced by your brain because you are ashamed of yourself compared to others

You have to learn to love yourself and accept that it's okay that you have flaws, and that it's okay that you won't necessarily always measure up to other people in the ways that you wish that you could

All human meaning is derived from one's human relationships with other people. You have to learn to love yourself so that you can allow others to love and appreciate you despite your flaws, and allow yourself to love and appreciate them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028730)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: histrionic medicated milk

Isn’t that a jew school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028727)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: mustard macaca piazza

No you're thinking of Columbia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028744)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: aromatic state sex offender

You are not a philosopher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028782)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: mustard macaca piazza

False. I am a prestigious Yale-Accredited Philosopher whose work and Expert Testimony has even been cited in Supreme Court Cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028789)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Metal striped hyena dog poop

Is it ethical to dump a non-WOC girlfriend based solely on her race?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028796)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: mustard macaca piazza

This depends on your Height

If you're 6'4" and above, it's morally acceptable. If you're 6'3" and below, it's a moral transgression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028807)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: brass area

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49029738)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: startling slimy stead sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028856)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Godawful lettuce fanboi

Why does Brian Leiter hate us?

Why does Brian Leiter rank Yale's philosophy department only as tied for 4th place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028903)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: mustard macaca piazza

This one's easy. He's Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49028930)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: histrionic medicated milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2Elisa#49029823)