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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
flirting exhilarant pozpig
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
chrome prole station
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
sooty self-centered sandwich
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
chrome prole station
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  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
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magical razzmatazz boistinker
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
laughsome violent jew dilemma
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
doobsian big kitchen scourge upon the earth
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
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doobsian big kitchen scourge upon the earth
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
cerebral up-to-no-good philosopher-king
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
hateful big-titted incel
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
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  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
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  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
magical razzmatazz boistinker
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: flirting exhilarant pozpig

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: chrome prole station

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: sooty self-centered sandwich

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: chrome prole station

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Violent stimulating roommate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: vivacious wagecucks regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: Concupiscible brass institution

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: vivacious wagecucks regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: ocher beady-eyed church tattoo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: magical razzmatazz boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: laughsome violent jew dilemma

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: doobsian big kitchen scourge upon the earth

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: yellow rehab

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: doobsian big kitchen scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: orchid misunderstood property

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: filthy geriatric generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: mind-boggling marketing idea community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: galvanic volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Bonkers curious digit ratio parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: diverse location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Bonkers curious digit ratio parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Boyish hell partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: cerebral up-to-no-good philosopher-king

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: hateful big-titted incel

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Flickering mad-dog skullcap pocket flask

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Out-of-control Abode Toilet Seat

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Mischievous point crotch

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Bonkers curious digit ratio parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Violent stimulating roommate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Arousing personal credit line crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: magical razzmatazz boistinker

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49057026)