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How I turned my solo law firm into a $8 million porn company

I was working at a firm. They told me to bring in business a...
Ivan Bourne Tall III
  09/05/26
So outrageous. LMAO. I feel like this is some Ancient Bort L...
Richard Ames
  09/05/26
I’m married and my wife was completely against me even...
Ivan Bourne Tall III
  09/05/26
"I’m married and my wife was completely against m...
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  09/05/26
If you remember back when I had my Twitter i would post a lo...
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Date: September 5th, 2026 5:38 PM
Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III

I was working at a firm. They told me to bring in business and that he would support me in starting my own firm on the side to deal with Jersey shit. He’s NY.

So I do that. I was getting bullshit cases. DWI etc. Then I thought to myself who knows important rich people? Hot chicks.

I would walk around the city all day handing my business card to hot chicks. Trying to pick them up and banging them. That didn’t work as well as I wanted it to. I was meeting good chicks but not getting business.

Finally I asked one of them if they wanna model. I pretended my firm was a modeling company. She said sure. Then I guess looked me up and ghosted me when she saw I didn’t really do that.

So I started a side LLC. I had Johnsmeyer Law Firm but then I started Johnsmeyer Consulting Enterprises Inc. (not the name obviously but such a shady name you read it and “porn company” jumps out at you).

This was before Ai. So I had to find a real girl. Basically begged a chick to take some photos paid her and used her on my site. I love the Tawnee Stone/Alison Angel type photo sets and masturbation so I used that as my guide. She was a little off and had crazy friends so I got about 15 chicks doing wild shit. So it began. At first I was overpaying then had chicks begging me to get on it for free.

Webcams, photosets, masturbation videos, personal amateur videos. I was probably one of the most successful non-Jews doing this. The Russians didn’t like it but we had a great relationship. Ended up selling my collection and girl list and all photos for $8 million, had to cut my old boss in 20% but still enough to recover from my pre-2007 student loans and banged some chicks I never could’ve imagined at 5’9.

Never could have happened today with onlyfans and social media but I’ve been thinking of starting a business trying to improve chicks onlyfans etc and only taking a cut if they MAEK IT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900940&forum_id=2Elisa#50118004)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Richard Ames

So outrageous. LMAO. I feel like this is some Ancient Bort Lore.

Did you bang them on film yourself or did you have male "talent" on staff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900940&forum_id=2Elisa#50118008)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III

I’m married and my wife was completely against me even doing this. But I’m perfect for film. 5’9 and in great shape and I have a 7.5 x 6.6. I look very good on film. Obviously I don’t work in real life at this height picking up chicks but on film it’s perfect So I filmed a few wild things with her and posted it to the site. It looked great with my proportions. I convinced her to let me be in a few like masturbation ones prepping the girl and got a few blowjobs but never full sex with me in it except the ones with my wife. We did a few with other guys banging her MFM with me in it. This was when she was in her mid 20’s though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900940&forum_id=2Elisa#50118018)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Richard Ames

"I’m married and my wife was completely against me even doing this." I did NOT expect to read that sentence. LMAO.

Maybe you said in OP and I forget now, but how long ago did you do all of this? This feels like an artifact of older, better days. Even pornography was more quaint back when.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900940&forum_id=2Elisa#50118032)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III

If you remember back when I had my Twitter i would post a lot of screen shots of my Tinder and live cold approaches. It all started I was coming home from a firm Christmas party and saw a hot chick in a dress way out of my league.

I stop her and ask her if I can walk with her. Wayyyy out of my league. She smiled and told me she’s having a bad day and not to piss her off. But it made me realize even if a chick doesn’t wanna fuck you she will still entertain your bullshit. She was the model who ghosted me in the op. I’m not into that type I’m into shorter chicks with nice legs and big asses. But that set it all off. This was 2013.

Then remember i disappeared for a few years? I was living a poor man’s wolf of Wall Street life. Then I was afraid I was going to be assassinated by Russians and I decided to focus back on law after I sold. Now I just have people do shit for me while I work on the business part of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900940&forum_id=2Elisa#50118044)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 6:16 PM
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Date: September 5th, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: Richard Ames



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Date: September 5th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: AZNgirl stopping WhiteLady killing HandsomeBaby

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Date: September 5th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III

100% we can make a video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900940&forum_id=2Elisa#50118106)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: which is what makes time travel possible



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Date: September 5th, 2026 5:54 PM
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Date: September 5th, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: The Most Gaped Man

We need more stories like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900940&forum_id=2Elisa#50118128)