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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: multi-colored mischievous toaster ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Hideous senate "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: cracking azure plaza goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43174768) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM Author: Junko Enoshima Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49653016) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: beady-eyed coffee pot My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Hideous senate LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: dashing house cuck "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Hideous senate 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Violet Apoplectic Antidepressant Drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Hideous senate !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Hideous senate LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: dashing house cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: Hideous senate !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49639870) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652472) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652480) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: insecure geriatric partner I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Hideous senate This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: insecure geriatric partner our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Hideous senate Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: Hateful lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Maroon Appetizing Resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Twinkling histrionic jewess aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Hideous senate Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: At-the-ready bright windowlicker Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Hideous senate 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: blathering french chef address Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Hideous senate ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: trip parlour Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: At-the-ready bright windowlicker Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Big state It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Hideous senate This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Hideous senate As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: cracking azure plaza goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Slimy dysfunction [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Hideous senate 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Big state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Big state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: excitant idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: razzmatazz brass casino international law enforcement agency *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Hideous senate Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: razzmatazz brass casino international law enforcement agency *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Hideous senate On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: razzmatazz brass casino international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Hideous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Hideous senate I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: razzmatazz brass casino international law enforcement agency o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Hideous senate <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49639794) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652305) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Frutiger Aero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652439) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652462) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49653001) |